August 2009

Clanger

I had thought that Mrs H was coping with mid-life stuff very well until a run of rough night shifts in the midwifery unit immediately after our holiday, and a simultaneous visit from her unemployed brother and his idle wife made her unusually irritable at the weekend. I paraphrase our conversation as follows;

Mrs H, " I want a new car, my C3's nearly 10 years old now."
H, seated, browsing this very site, "It's actually just 7 years old. Anything in mind, my dear?"
Mrs H, "Something that turns heads." Pause. "In red; bright red."
H, looking at the rolling Citroen advert and pointing at the pics of the C3 Picasso, "That would turn a few heads. Especially in bright red. Honest John himself thinks very highly of it."
Mrs H grabs the magnifying glass and peers at the ad for a second or two. She then mimes sticking her fingers down her throat and narrows her eyes, "It's hideous. I didn't mean that sort of head-turning. I can't believe you'd even consider buying me something that horribly ugly. Listen to me, I want a SPORTS car. I've done the family car thing to death. I don't need 4 doors. And get over this ridiculous obsession you have with Citroens. I want a sports car that's not a Citroen; and that's bright red; and that turns heads. And that goes a bit."
H, after 19 Citroens, drawing on his limited experience of other marques, "How about a little Mercedes coupe? In red of course."
Mrs H mimes tearing her hair out. "You're just not getting this are you? Your MOTHER had a Mercedes. And John (my stepfather). And Louise (one of her more mature therapy clients). Forget Mercedes. You've got your motorcycle; I want a head-turning, red sports car that's not a Citroen or a Mercedes that I can overtake with. I've nearly forgotten what it's like to overtake other cars. How difficult can that be?"
She disappears only to return a second later, "And don't be looking at any posey BMWs either."

So I'm turning to you lot for help. Allemagne null points. Budget about £8k with the maybe £2k we'd get for her '02 diesel C3. Suggestions outside the box welcome.

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Clanger

Mrs H and I have had a couple of long looks at netcarshow.com to try and pick something head-turning. MX-5, S2000, Toyota Celica and Alfa Brera are under consideration.

Yesterday we went to pick up the C3 from the local indie who had just given it an MoT. Outside was a bright red MGB GT with Rostyle wheels and plastic bumpers, with a nice fresh MoT on the passenger seat. It was priced at £2495.

Now I have a history of bad experiences with all things BMC/BLMC/Leyland and I was cringing as Mrs H cooed over the gleaming beast. Nightmarish visions of trying to locate my AF sockets, my timing strobe, my Colourtune kit and my carb balancers shut me up for a few minutes. I was saved by Mrs H asking if it had aircon. Phew! That's that one off the list.

Incidentally Mr indie had some very rude things to say about Alfas; I thought they were a reasonable proposition by now but apparently not. Buy Japanese for your toy car or not at all he said; the C3's got years of life left in it.

carolinep

Hi, can anyone give me any ideas what the problem could be, our grand voyager is completely dead. The fob will not open the car and when you try to start it nothing happens. the immobiliser light on the dashboard is not illuminated, we initially thought the battery may be dead but have tried jump starting it from another car but still not a flicker of life.
can anyone give any ideas what to try.
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phatboyroy

sorry error in date

see my report HJ back room > tech matters > select voyager dated 04 Jul 011...

biker rob

Need a bit of advice here.
Neighbour who lives directly across the street from me - despite having a drive capable of safely parking 4 cars - chooses to park in the street.
Street is pretty narrow - typical housing estate set up.
By going so - getting out my drive involves quite an effort despite the fact it's only a small Peugeot 205.
Weekends are a different matter altogether.
Because I race or practice on the scrambler - getting the van out the drive is a complete nightmare - often taking a good 10 minutes of forward/reverse turning. Again the van is not the biggest - a Vito.
Often I leave early in the morning - noise would certainly annoy me if trying to sleep.
Despite constantly asking the neighbour to show some consideration - he'll move the car when asked but early in the morning - I would be wasting my time to knock/ask.
Question being - the van is fitted with a tow bar and no rear windows. I must be getting very close to clipping his car.
From my understanding - it's illegal to block of someone's driveway and incidents are often seen as knock for knock and that's as far as it goes.
Basically with the darker mornings approaching - it's only a matter of time!
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fredthefifth

>>schneip you are not alone. We just have to work at it!!

Should also have mentioned the OP - biker rob. Appol's.

FTF

Pugugly

For the continued discussion of all things pertaining to motoring jokes.

This is Volume 6, Volume 5 is closed.

There is no need to repeat anything since earlier volumes will not be deleted.

Anything over the line will get deleted without reference to you; too much of it and the entire thread will simply go.

The others linger on somewhere on the site, if your that desperate you can search for them using forum search.

Anything that has an "ist" when describing it will be binned, motoring link also a requirement.


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Dynamic Dave

Toyota have announced that they will be taking part in Formula 1 this year after all.

They reckon they'll be unstoppable.

Shinich

Hi,

My car was hit from the back (other party has addmitted responsibility) and was declared a total loss. My insurance company is ready to pay me the market value (deducting the salvage costs), but refuses to sell me back my car.

The irony is that the damage is quicte negligible and the car is perfectly drivable. Furthermore, the car is now in my posession (I have recovered it from their workshop).

Is there any way I can "persuade" them to sell me my car back?

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Shinich

To: Chris M

Yes, it's just the boot door and the boot back wall that were deformed. The garage estimate listed only those as replacements. No floor repairs.

satts1

Mine is just a load of boring questions:

Why was is it made illegal to drive without wearing a seat belt?

A. Perhaps to reduce serious injury thereby save public money spent through NHS on accidents?

Why are bikers not penalised for riding around wearing just jeans and a t shirt in the summer?

A. Please tell me.

I am a biker myself and would not leave home without leathers etc. I have seen the results from friends who did not.

Might I suggest a new catagory here - 'Road Safety'?

regards to all.

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SteVee

British riders are *generally* good at using suitable gear for motorcycling - I've not been to any country where I've been more impressed at the general use of decent safety-wear.

It would be hard to legislate - there are always changes in this area.
It's possible to buy Kevlar-reinforced jeans for motorcycling.

Most men know what happens if they come off their bike wearing shorts, just as we've seen 'plum damage' on fuel tanks. This is a big deterrent against complacency !

Rattle

www.daveramsey.com/etc/lms/drive_free/player.cfm

I've already being doing this as I wanted to spend £2k on my car but I ended up spending £1100 so I am paying myself a loan payments and sticking it in a tin and also adding a £1 coins to it every now and then.

I am not quite sure this Dave Ramsey plan will work in my case though :D.

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LikedDrivingOnce

I agree with everything you say. It's a good idea to use the terms "Avant" or "Tourer" instead of "Estate" for such cars for exactly the reasons that you give.

My point was that the word "Sport" gets added to give them a faux glamour. To be fair, manufacturers try this naughtiness with saloons as well.

scfc_151

My front pads and discs are mintex (box set) that I got 2 years ago (25000 miles)

They now have a fairly deep groove on both sides and now make a fairly loud screech just when stopping from slow. Therefore im considering swapping them. Ive always used ferodo before and have been fairly impressed.

Im considering the brembo max discs which I have seen or maybe EBC ultimax pads and discs.

Does anyone have any opinion on these?

What others could I be looking at. I want good stopping power without rediculos prices.

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scfc_151

my driving style is fine thanks

they arent worn down as such just a deep groove.

anyway brakes pads and discs are cheaper to replace than gearboxes.

fredthefifth

Hi All,

As per the link below when travelling north up Bond Street to the Newfoundland Street junction, can you go go west bound up Bond Street? My SatNav says no and consequently calculates a route further west or alternatively wants to take me east up Newfoundland street to turn round at the r/b at the end.

tinyurl.com/n4ymje

Just trying to get it right before i make the journey.

Thanks for any help.
FTF


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able1


I've often thought they should have made a road tunnel to exactly follow the old route of Bond st.

It would have necessitated a tunnel of probably 300 metres at the most, and joined the existing dual carriageway near Old Market roundabout.It would not have needed boring as such, as the existing shops were razed to the ground and it could have been constructed opencast style. The new complex could have then been constructed on top.

With a spend of over £500m. I'm sure it could have been crowbared in.

The present route from the Haymarket roundabout is farcical; a set of lights to permit M32 outbound traffic coming from Old Market, and then the ridiculous U- turn set of lights as you then battle with inbound M32 traffic onto the newly named Newfoundland Way.
The acid test is surely yet to come in the run up to Xmas as the massive new multistorey is sited very close to this second set of lights.

I predict gridlock.

Blue {P}

Hi all,

I need urgent advice if anyone can help, I'm looking at fitting Denso Iridium plugs to my Mondeo V6 but can't decide between the two types, Iridium Power and Iridium Tough.

Is anyone familiar with these and able to give me a clue as to longevity and performance of each type?
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Blue {P}

Well any consensus that says LPG goes well with Platinum plugs is very much mis-guided, I have burned out two sets of Platinum plugs on my Mondeo since fitting LPG (less than 20K). Unfortunately, Platinum simply isn't compatible with the fuel. I'm by far and away not the only one to find this on the LPG forums where most people recommend Iridiums.

I've ordered the Iridium Power plugs this afternoon from Opie Oils, they were actually surprisingly hard to get hold of but Opie reckon they will be with me tomorrow so keeping my fingers crossed!

I know that when I get the car back it should be like I've got an Exocet stuffed up the exhaust as it always is, what I'm really hoping is that this effect doesn't tail off over 10K like it does with the Platinums which seem to be past their best after about 5K and are noticeably pants by 10K!