May 2004

Joe 90

I am driving down to a small town in the Black Forest, not far from Offenburg, I have booked a ferry crossing to Calais leaving at 0100 and plan to drive via Belgium (to avoid the French Tolls) on the E40 to Aachen and then turn right towards Freiburg I would be grateful for any tips advice etc, I?m going at the end of June. Read more

patpending

BTW there are MAJOR road works on the E411/ E25 which are the direct Belgian route and take you through Luxembourg, so the advice "at peak drive through France" is doubly true.

I went along the E25 from Arlon to Bastogne (part of this probably not on your route) last week and driving through mud at 70kph! all down to a single lane. it's quicker to take the N4!

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just a bloke

Hello All,

I recently recieved a "You havn't paid your parking ticket, so now pay double" letter in the post.

The letter claimed I had parked in a "Residents Only Bay".
I wrote back to the Authority concerned and explained that I hadn't paid it because I've never received a parking ticket in the first place. I did explain that it's true I work in the vicinity of the address concerned but have access to private parking less than 15 minutes walk from the location of the alledged offence, at the time they quote I am normally driving home along the M25 and tehre is nothing in my diary to suggest that date was any different.

They have written again and this time say that I've provided no proof that I wasn't parked there ( True, but how can I prove I wasn't there? ) but if I send a copy of my Tax disc they'll reconsider my case.

So apart from re-iterating my case as previously, what else can I do?
Why do they need a copy of my Tax Disc? and surely I would be breaking the law if I were to make a copy of it anyway?

I know lots of people will always try and wriggle out of fines etc, but this really did come out of the blue and I havn't parked my car anywhere other than outside my office.


Any Ideas?

TIA
JaB

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turbo11

If i was the scaffolder,i would have found a good place to put a 20 foot lenghth of pipe.Bend over mr. parking warden!

Garethj

Amazingly our 140,000 mile 1993 Passat Estate went through the MoT again without any problems, so now it's got a new ticket it'll never be worth more (unless I fill the fuel tank). Time to stick it in the paper and get something a bit fresher.

I've read the car-by-car breakdown and read the site here over the years and it seems I can get a 97-2000 Mondeo estate for our budget of £2500. Requirements are: must be reliable; must have aircon; SWMBO would prefer a red one.....

Looking in autotrader etc it seems this is the kind of car that delaers take as a part exchange on a new model, stick down the auctions, a used dealer picks it up and gives it a valet while gently massaging the price upwards by a grand. Is it worth visiting an auction to get a car like this, or should I be shadowing the local Ford garage to see if they'll sell me a car "as seen"? I'm keeping an eye on the local newspaper of course but how much are you allowed to look at a car when it's auctioned? Can you start it and see if it's got all the gears for example? I've got reasonable mechanical knowledge but no experience of a Mondeo other than I drove a few shortly after they came out. Do the suspension bushes still wear out and can I check this without taking the car for a road test (auction) and will I look out of place with a trolley jack next to me.

All thoughts invited.

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Garethj

I have now thanks.

Going for a pre 2000 model should save me £500-£1000 with luck. I don't really mind that it's not the newest model, and by the time I come to sell they'll both be 2 or 3 generations old anyway.

Gareth

Jonathan {p}

www.ryano.net/iraq/?246968
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Mark (RLBS)

Ok, this could start a trend...

Photographs of a sign advertising HJ in weird and wonderful places.

M.

p.s. if you could manage to mention the web address next time........

Dwight Van Driver

Things have changed drastically since my days astride two wheels.
Faster machines, fairings, anti-drop bars, leathers, helmets, 24 hr. headlamps.

But still riders cannot keep them upright.

Despite extensive publicity N. Yorks. again hit over the Bank Holiday with 3 fatal road accidents where riders have gone to meet their Maker.

What to do to stop this carnage?

Ban them?
Restrict engine size?
Requirement for all riders to be of Advanced Standard?
Two wheels prohibited and only trikes allowed?
Draconian enforcement - any thing illegal and vehicle confiscated?

Must be an answer somewhere. What is yours?

DVD

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Cardew

I regularly use the A40 out of London and, as you say, most cars leave 2 wide gaps between the 3 lanes for bikes.

The problem comes when a biker decides that the other bikes in these gaps aren't going fast enough for him and cuts to the extreme outside or inside and tries to 'intimidate' you to pull towards the centre - thus closing the gap for the other(slow) bikers.

Whilst the majority of bikers are satisfied to make good progress there are some real cowboys to be seen - often having some sort of competition to get through the traffic quickest. The speeds they reach are amazing and they practice their stoppies at the frequent S**** Cameras.

Jakkels

I bought a lovely new A2 1.6 FSI in September last year, paid top wonga to {dealers name deleted} as I had the Open Sky roof and other lovely bits added.

The sale part was well handled, had a couple of after sales calls etc, all very impressive.

Then, towards the end of Feb a little problem started. The Hazard lights would come on of their own accord whilst driving, it would take repeated pressings of the Hazard button before they would stop. I would also wake up in the morning and the Hazards would be flashing, they could then only be turned off by pressing the Hazard Button, so not a dodgy alarm? In any case, this happened during the week and I thought I would take the car into {deleted} over the weekend to look at the problem.

Unfortunately, the battery had run flat come the weekend, so I got roadside assistance to charge me up. They were pretty good, the mechanic looked at the car but could not tell anything as the cars memmory was cleared when the battery went flat. I was advised to take it into the dealer....which I did.

A week after the car was taken in I was wondering what was happening to the car, so I phoned them up. I was told that the RADIO was causing the battery to run flat and that a new one had been ordered and the car should be ready in a couple of days. They would call me.

Another week goes by, no calls from Audi. I phone them up, leave messages with the secretary, with the Service department Secretary etc. No one calls me back.

After three weeks I am a bit miffed, so I cab it to the dealer. After waiting at the service desk for over an hour I was informed that they were still waiting for the new Radio!. No one could explain as to why my calls were not returned but I was promised that they would call me with a weekly update.

Which of course never happened.

7 and a bit weeks later, after numerous calls and telephone tag with assorted buffoonary, I am informed the car is ready.

I pick up the car, grovellingly grateful to have it back. Its Thursday, almost 2 Months to the date since the car went in. The wife and I take a trip down to Cornwall, starting on the Saturday.

By the Sunday, the old problem had reared its head again.

It woz not flipping fixed!!!!!!!!

As soon as we are back from Cornwall, I take the car back to the dealer. That was a week ago. Despite promises that the car would be checked and myself updated by last Thursday, I have not heard a thing!!!!!

And I have done the whole telephone thing allready today. The promise that my call would be returned is now 5 hours old.

I am tempted to tell them to use the car for a suppository.

What should I do?


{All reference to dealers name removed. No naming / shaming, thankyou. DD}

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Aprilia

Likely a fault with the multiplex wiring system.

daveyK_UK

Apart from the foolish and immsturity of the idea, a friend is driving a J-reg vauxhall astra across europe to a new holiday villa he has just purchased in bulgaria.
He will however be doing this without road tax and insurance (although he claims it has an MOT!).
Without the complications of him crashing, does anyone know of the consequences if he is randomly pulled over by foreign police officials without insurance documents; i presume a UK registration plate will be an obvious sign of a short cash windfall for corrupt forign officials.
I am also presuming UK road tax wont matter abroad so i presume this will not be an offense.
Will he face a fine in some countrys? Car confiscated? even possible court hearing?
He is starting his journey in holland (getting HULL ferry) and i presume will drive through germany to reach bulgaria.
Also, will officals in Hull stop him as no tax on the screen will be a give away sign? Read more

VTiredeyes

and the shark follows him as well!

(sure that was jaws4 or 5 ?)
(how the hell can a shark follow someone 3000 miles ?
that is just downright silly)

No Do$h

:: Hangs head in shame :::

Set off for London at 05:20 this morning in pouring rain. NS dipped beam failed. Pulled in to a garage to change the bulb under cover but still no luck. Tried fuse with similar results. [click] Ah. Changed sidelight lamp on that side yesterday, have obviously dislodged a wire. Much swearing and bruising of hands later and still unable to get anywhere near the terminals in the headlamp body. Concede that this is going to be a Headlight-out job.....

So with heavy heart switch on front fog lamps and one remaining dipped headlamp, dial in maximum load to depress the lamps to the max and head off up the M27 and M3, on into central London.

I apologise. I really do.

Suffice to say I will be whipping the headlamp out this evening to sort this. I'll probably post something pithy about the moron that designed the lamp access on the 156 as well.

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J Bonington Jagworth

"Citroen were notorious 20 years ago for requiring special tools"

Yes, metric spanners were hard to come by! Damned foreigners...

Greg R

I reported a number of pot holes to my local council about four weeks ago. The pot holes in question are quite big and causes a hazard to motorists. I thought that since we pay silly money for road tax, and being the country who pay the most to use the roads with the most cars, I would have thought that it would take at most a week for a pot hole to be repaired.

Four weeks past and after traveling the same roads, the council have painted around them and not repaired them.

This is very strange; they acknowledge the pot holes but fail to repair it immedietely. It reminds me of Rogue Traders: they take the money (fuel and road tax), the finished product is appaling (pot holes) and they run away. Shouldn't there be a law protecting us consumers where if we pay for the road, and the road is poorly/ not maintained we should get a refund on our road tax and fuel taxation. Isn't that why we pay road taxes in the first place?

I really hope that a new government with a rational mind will be elected very soon. I am still waiting though. Read more

No Do$h

It's done it again???
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!
(Python reference there of course)


Nice bit of halibut, was it?
tracie

hi ive had a set of 5 fiesta si alloys stored due to them not fitting my car, all in excellent condition with nearly new top named tyres does anyone know how much they are worth, cant find them for sale anywhere to compare, help appreciated Read more

No Do$h

Typical going rate for secondhand OE alloys with tyres in good nick seems to be £200-£250 the set for popular makes. Have a look on eBay for examples.