March 2002

bill hartas

can anyone please advise on who can chip the engine on a xsara VTS (same engine as the peugeot GTI-6) and at what cost and with what results. Read more

Honest John

See list un FAQ answers on this website. But WARNING. Another reader was about to mildly chip his Golf GTI from 115 tro 125 brake, but checked with his insurer first. They wouldn;t cover him. So he checked around and the best he could do was £1,400, which is £1,000 more than he was paying for the unchipped Golf. The obvious answer is not to tell the insurer, but that runs a very big risk indeed.

HJ

T.G.Webb

This morning I was having a job done by an independent garage. While talking to the owner he mentioned that he was greatly obstructed by the unavailability of, in particular, BMW error codes.

I seem to recall having read that the car makers were now obliged, by a European competition directive, to make this information available.

In any case, as things are now, little secrets like these are usually compromised. Does anyone know of a source for error codes? Read more

Mark (Brazil)

>>I expected useful help and I wasn't disappointed. Thanks folks.

Did you get what you [your garage] need ?

Chad.R

One for the Citroen specialists I think.........

My Xantia TD Estate (which some of you already may be familiar with - 1996, 130+K, properly serviced every 6K etc.) has started an annoying habit -

When initially started up in the morning (or after several hours) the STOP warning light which appears in the 'crontrole' panel takes considerably more time to go out than it used to -

I thought that the light was a warning to stop or rather 'stay put' until the hydraulics pressured up. It usually took only about 10 seconds and though I have one of the anti-dive models the car would 'jack' up and settle back down in that time, the light would go out and off you went.

What's been happening recently is that the same process of jacking up and settling down would occur in roughly the same time but the STOP light doesn't go out for at least 20 seconds afterwards and momentarily comes on about 5 seconds after it initially goes out.

This doesn't seem to effect the car once the system has been pressured up and it drives/handles/stops as normal.

Is this normal for age/mileage ? Or is this a sign of impending doom ?

Thanks in advance.

Chad.R Read more

Ian Cook

Sorry, Darcy - the post should have been directed at Chad.

Ian

Tomo

Why not Car-by-Car Analysis?

Surely one needs to be optimistic! Read more

Honest John

I confess. I was working as a copywriter at an ad agency called Roe Humphreys, conveniently close to Warren Street, in the far off 1970s. My boss was a guy called Paul Arden who, after an EST course, got to be creative director of Saatchi & Saatchi. Anyway, one morning Paul hauled me out of bed with ****** (a girl) and off to the house of anonter copywriter by the name of John Mc Grath in rural Gloucestershire. It was there that we worked on the Peugeot campaign, and it just happened that a Peugeot had won the World Cup Rally. John had an idea for an ad which on one side listed the finishers of the World cup rally (four Peugeots and something else) and on the other side listed the cars that didn't make it to the end. His headline was 'A car by car Breakdown of the World Cup Rally'. So it's in tribute to him that the website car by car analysis is named the car by car breakdown. Come on, Tomo. Where's your sense of fun?

HJ

THe Growler

Hope this isn't too repetitious, but following the recent postings on this topic, I dug through my files and found the notes made for the expat execs for whom I was responsible by our international security consultants some 3-4 years ago. Each manager had to attend a security workshop as part of job posting orientation. Part of this workshop was devoted to car-jacking. I reproduce the notes verbatim, though perhaps by UK standards some of the points seem a bit extreme. Bear in mind they were for highly visible senior Caucasians in a LDC (Less-develo.ped-country) environment. The term for all this in the trade is "target hardening".

Anyway it may be of general interest, it never hurts to review one's personal security habits.

QUOTE:

First, some Carjacking facts:

Carjackings take place very quickly. Most take only 15 to 20 seconds to complete.
Carjackings can be violent. Drivers have been beaten and even murdered while being pulled out of their car.
Carjackers are usually armed. Either with a gun or knife.

Carjackings are generally either (a) opportunist, by drug users, or (b) planned, by steal-to-order gangs. The former are generally more dangerous and likely to inflict physical violence. They will likely want your money and valuables and be prepared to harm you to get them. More occasionally kidnapping may be involved too.

Carjackings may first involve a minor traffic accident. The victim's car is "bumped" at a stop sign, red light, or freeway off ramp. When the victim gets out of the car to check the damage the suspect pulls a weapon and takes the car.

Other carjackings occur at stop signs or lights - the suspect may approach you and pull a weapon on you ordering you out of the car; or as you are pulling into or out of a parking space - a second vehicle may block your path with a passenger from the suspect's vehicle getting out and pulling you out of your car; or as you are entering or exiting your car - the suspect may be standing close by, in a parked car, or hiding by other parked cars, buildings, etc.

Be very wary of trying to outrun potential carjackers in your vehicle. A resulting accident may kill you or someone else; you could end up in jail while the carjackers go free. Cars are replaceable, you aren't.

Be especially careful parking at an ATM machine. Don't leave the engine running and the keys in the car. Watch for people "hovering". If not after your car, they could be after your wallet. Some banks have armed guards posted at night, but this does not mean it is 100% safe to use the ATM.

Safety Tips:

BE AWARE. This is very important! Giving the appearance of not paying attention and not being alert is what suspects look for in a victim.
Look around and get a BIG PICTURE of your surroundings. Always walk confidently and positively. Don't dawdle or amble uncertainly. Work out the walk route you will take BEFORE you leave the car. Make use of open space if possible, even if that takes longer.

At times you may want to be a little suspicious of a person or persons, ask yourself why is this person where they are? Some victims have seen the suspect but the victim thought the person looked "innocent," "he was just standing around," etc. Slight paranoia does no harm here!
Keep your house keys and car keys on separate key chains.
When going to your car have your keys out and ready; look around for anyone "hanging" around your car or your path to your car. Be ready to walk past your car if necessary without acknowledging it's yours, until you have satisfied yourself the "hanger" is not suspicious. Don't "blip" the alarm off until you're ready to open the door. Too early and you'll draw attention to your particular vehicle.
Don't hesitate to run back to where you came from to get help.

LOOK AROUND one last time just before exiting your car. When you pull into a parking area look around for anyone "hanging" around, or someone who seems to "pace" their walk to arrive at your parking place as you are exiting your car. If you see someone like this move to another parking area or leave the area.
If you do not see anyone around then park your car, and try to avoid parking next to large vehicles such as vans.

BUT, by the time you are ready to exit your car several seconds have passed - there could now be someone in the area - SO, TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AROUND before exiting your car, keeping your car keys handy in case you need to get back in quickly.

By keeping your keys in your hand you can quickly get back into your car if someone suddenly appears and approaches you....GET BACK IN THE CAR - HONK THE HORN - START THE CAR - AND START THE CAR MOVING OUT OF THERE!

FILL UP AT FULL SERVICE GAS STATIONS rather than self-serve wherever possible. Pay by specific amount, e.g. 500 pesos worth, rather than have to wait for change.

DRIVING ALONE is more risky. Take someone with you, especially at night.

NEVER DRIVE ALONE WITH A CHILD in the car in these situations. Worse, never leave a child in the car, e.g. at an ATM machine, gas station.

In a minor "fender bender" type accident, if the location is secluded, instead of getting out immediately, you may want to drive to an open business, Police Station, Fire Station, etc. for your safety. Motion the other driver to follow you; you do not want to give the other driver the idea you are running away from an accident, even though the other driver caused the accident.
Keep your car doors locked and windows rolled up.
Keep packages, purse, etc. on the floor rather than on the seat where they are easier to see.

If you have car trouble keep your doors locked and windows up. If someone stops to help stay in the car and ask them to call the police or a service station which you have the phone number to and are aware the station stays open 24 hours. It's a hard call whether to abandon or stay with the car, generally if you have a number to call for help, or the area is not populated, better to stay.

Ignore cars pulling alongside where the occupants are trying to draw your attention to something, e.g. trying to kid you you have a soft tire or something is wrong with your vehicle. They may be trying to get you to stop and take a look. Drive in the center or outside lane rather than the inner one wherever possible.

Watch for vehicles with blacked out windows/no license plates which appear to keep pace with you or pull in front of you. Leave yourself space around you on the road, difficult as that may be in congested streets.

Head for a lighted or crowded area, such as a gas station, bus terminal, shopping mall, pull in and stop, if you think you are being tailed/observed.
Let the suspect vehicles go well out of sight, then continue, or better still double back. Be on the lookout however for a "stooge" vehicle which may still be observing you. Professional carjackers will have two-way radios. If you have the time, stop frequently in these places, and see whether other vehicles appear to be responding to your move, i.e. could be following you.

If you ply a regular route to and from work, school, the gym, shops etc, vary your time and route wherever/whenever you can. Carpool with other parents for the school run on random days. Choose two way window glass tint for your car when the dealer asks what kind you want, i.e. the one where you can see out easily but it's hard for those outside to see in.

Don't buy a car or SUV-type van of a model or with a color which may be used predominantly by taxis or minibuses, e.g. white Corolla.

Don't buy things from ambulant vendors at traffic lights, e.g. newspapers.
Rolling down your window while stopped may be risky.

Don't carry any kind of weapon or attempt to defend yourself with something if threatened. Your attackers will be better armed than you and a lot more adept.
While you're fumbling in your purse for your mace or pepper spray your assailant will have wised up and hit you first.

If you are waved down by a traffic enforcer at night be very careful. Does he have a motorcycle or is he on foot? If the latter, better to run and risk a citation thru the mail than be held up by a fake enforcer or bogus cop. Are there others behind him in shadow? If he has a m/cycle, does it have license plates? Ask to see his ID before you hand over your license and registration. Remember you do not have to pay the fine on the spot, you can settle it at the LTO next day.

If all else fails and you are threatened with no way out, get slowly out of the car, hands visible, and comply with what the carjackers want. Try to be courteous and assertive but not offensive. Move slowly and carefully, hand over your keys and let 'em get out of there.

PRACTICE: Take a run with a couple of friends over a typical route and point out potential hold-up points, escape routes, safe stopping areas. Identify lights and intersections where there might be risk, discuss what you would do if threatened. Try to have a rough plan in mind whenever you go out.

STAY VIGILANT: The hardest part, familiarity breeds contempt etc.

UNQUOTE

As I have previously mentioned, the best security is always avoidance: that's avoiding getting in a potential "situation" in the first place. Second best is correct behaviour when in that situation. Read more

tim slater

Similar type of advice also on www.hysmc.co.uk
THe Growler wrote:
>
> Hope this isn't too repetitious, but following the recent
> postings on this topic, I dug through my files and found the
> notes made for the expat execs for whom I was responsible by
> our international security consultants some 3-4 years ago.
> Each manager had to attend a security workshop as part of job
> posting orientation. Part of this workshop was devoted to
> car-jacking. I reproduce the notes verbatim, though perhaps
> by UK standards some of the points seem a bit extreme. Bear
> in mind they were for highly visible senior Caucasians in a
> LDC (Less-develo.ped-country) environment. The term for all
> this in the trade is "target hardening".
>
> Anyway it may be of general interest, it never hurts to
> review one's personal security habits.
>
> QUOTE:
>
> First, some Carjacking facts:
>
> Carjackings take place very quickly. Most take only 15 to 20
> seconds to complete.
> Carjackings can be violent. Drivers have been beaten and even
> murdered while being pulled out of their car.
> Carjackers are usually armed. Either with a gun or knife.
>
> Carjackings are generally either (a) opportunist, by drug
> users, or (b) planned, by steal-to-order gangs. The former
> are generally more dangerous and likely to inflict physical
> violence. They will likely want your money and valuables and
> be prepared to harm you to get them. More occasionally
> kidnapping may be involved too.
>
> Carjackings may first involve a minor traffic accident. The
> victim's car is "bumped" at a stop sign, red light, or
> freeway off ramp. When the victim gets out of the car to
> check the damage the suspect pulls a weapon and takes the car.
>
> Other carjackings occur at stop signs or lights - the suspect
> may approach you and pull a weapon on you ordering you out of
> the car; or as you are pulling into or out of a parking space
> - a second vehicle may block your path with a passenger from
> the suspect's vehicle getting out and pulling you out of your
> car; or as you are entering or exiting your car - the suspect
> may be standing close by, in a parked car, or hiding by other
> parked cars, buildings, etc.
>
> Be very wary of trying to outrun potential carjackers in your
> vehicle. A resulting accident may kill you or someone else;
> you could end up in jail while the carjackers go free. Cars
> are replaceable, you aren't.
>
> Be especially careful parking at an ATM machine. Don't leave
> the engine running and the keys in the car. Watch for people
> "hovering". If not after your car, they could be after your
> wallet. Some banks have armed guards posted at night, but
> this does not mean it is 100% safe to use the ATM.
>
> Safety Tips:
>
> BE AWARE. This is very important! Giving the appearance of
> not paying attention and not being alert is what suspects
> look for in a victim.
> Look around and get a BIG PICTURE of your surroundings.
> Always walk confidently and positively. Don't dawdle or amble
> uncertainly. Work out the walk route you will take BEFORE you
> leave the car. Make use of open space if possible, even if
> that takes longer.
>
> At times you may want to be a little suspicious of a person
> or persons, ask yourself why is this person where they are?
> Some victims have seen the suspect but the victim thought the
> person looked "innocent," "he was just standing around," etc.
> Slight paranoia does no harm here!
> Keep your house keys and car keys on separate key chains.
> When going to your car have your keys out and ready; look
> around for anyone "hanging" around your car or your path to
> your car. Be ready to walk past your car if necessary without
> acknowledging it's yours, until you have satisfied yourself
> the "hanger" is not suspicious. Don't "blip" the alarm off
> until you're ready to open the door. Too early and you'll
> draw attention to your particular vehicle.
> Don't hesitate to run back to where you came from to get help.
>
> LOOK AROUND one last time just before exiting your car. When
> you pull into a parking area look around for anyone "hanging"
> around, or someone who seems to "pace" their walk to arrive
> at your parking place as you are exiting your car. If you see
> someone like this move to another parking area or leave the
> area.
> If you do not see anyone around then park your car, and try
> to avoid parking next to large vehicles such as vans.
>
> BUT, by the time you are ready to exit your car several
> seconds have passed - there could now be someone in the area
> - SO, TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AROUND before exiting your car,
> keeping your car keys handy in case you need to get back in
> quickly.
>
> By keeping your keys in your hand you can quickly get back
> into your car if someone suddenly appears and approaches
> you....GET BACK IN THE CAR - HONK THE HORN - START THE CAR -
> AND START THE CAR MOVING OUT OF THERE!
>
> FILL UP AT FULL SERVICE GAS STATIONS rather than self-serve
> wherever possible. Pay by specific amount, e.g. 500 pesos
> worth, rather than have to wait for change.
>
> DRIVING ALONE is more risky. Take someone with you,
> especially at night.
>
> NEVER DRIVE ALONE WITH A CHILD in the car in these
> situations. Worse, never leave a child in the car, e.g. at an
> ATM machine, gas station.
>
> In a minor "fender bender" type accident, if the location is
> secluded, instead of getting out immediately, you may want to
> drive to an open business, Police Station, Fire Station, etc.
> for your safety. Motion the other driver to follow you; you
> do not want to give the other driver the idea you are running
> away from an accident, even though the other driver caused
> the accident.
> Keep your car doors locked and windows rolled up.
> Keep packages, purse, etc. on the floor rather than on the
> seat where they are easier to see.
>
> If you have car trouble keep your doors locked and windows
> up. If someone stops to help stay in the car and ask them to
> call the police or a service station which you have the phone
> number to and are aware the station stays open 24 hours. It's
> a hard call whether to abandon or stay with the car,
> generally if you have a number to call for help, or the area
> is not populated, better to stay.
>
> Ignore cars pulling alongside where the occupants are trying
> to draw your attention to something, e.g. trying to kid you
> you have a soft tire or something is wrong with your vehicle.
> They may be trying to get you to stop and take a look. Drive
> in the center or outside lane rather than the inner one
> wherever possible.
>
> Watch for vehicles with blacked out windows/no license plates
> which appear to keep pace with you or pull in front of you.
> Leave yourself space around you on the road, difficult as
> that may be in congested streets.
>
> Head for a lighted or crowded area, such as a gas station,
> bus terminal, shopping mall, pull in and stop, if you think
> you are being tailed/observed.
> Let the suspect vehicles go well out of sight, then continue,
> or better still double back. Be on the lookout however for a
> "stooge" vehicle which may still be observing you.
> Professional carjackers will have two-way radios. If you have
> the time, stop frequently in these places, and see whether
> other vehicles appear to be responding to your move, i.e.
> could be following you.
>
> If you ply a regular route to and from work, school, the gym,
> shops etc, vary your time and route wherever/whenever you
> can. Carpool with other parents for the school run on random
> days. Choose two way window glass tint for your car when the
> dealer asks what kind you want, i.e. the one where you can
> see out easily but it's hard for those outside to see in.
>
> Don't buy a car or SUV-type van of a model or with a color
> which may be used predominantly by taxis or minibuses, e.g.
> white Corolla.
>
> Don't buy things from ambulant vendors at traffic lights,
> e.g. newspapers.
> Rolling down your window while stopped may be risky.
>
> Don't carry any kind of weapon or attempt to defend yourself
> with something if threatened. Your attackers will be better
> armed than you and a lot more adept.
> While you're fumbling in your purse for your mace or pepper
> spray your assailant will have wised up and hit you first.
>
> If you are waved down by a traffic enforcer at night be very
> careful. Does he have a motorcycle or is he on foot? If the
> latter, better to run and risk a citation thru the mail than
> be held up by a fake enforcer or bogus cop. Are there others
> behind him in shadow? If he has a m/cycle, does it have
> license plates? Ask to see his ID before you hand over your
> license and registration. Remember you do not have to pay the
> fine on the spot, you can settle it at the LTO next day.
>
> If all else fails and you are threatened with no way out, get
> slowly out of the car, hands visible, and comply with what
> the carjackers want. Try to be courteous and assertive but
> not offensive. Move slowly and carefully, hand over your keys
> and let 'em get out of there.
>
> PRACTICE: Take a run with a couple of friends over a typical
> route and point out potential hold-up points, escape routes,
> safe stopping areas. Identify lights and intersections where
> there might be risk, discuss what you would do if threatened.
> Try to have a rough plan in mind whenever you go out.
>
> STAY VIGILANT: The hardest part, familiarity breeds contempt
> etc.
>
> UNQUOTE
>
> As I have previously mentioned, the best security is always
> avoidance: that's avoiding getting in a potential "situation"
> in the first place. Second best is correct behaviour when in
> that situation.

Dog Breath

How do opticians get away with it? Why is no one offering a low cost alternative? There must be a cartel.

The Office of Fair Trading is now clamping down on cartels. This is from the OFT website...

"....complain if they suspect local companies are operating a cartel by shopping them on the dedicated 24 hour OFT Cartel Hotline 020 7211 8888. The OFT will investigate such complaints and offending companies can be fined up to ten per cent of their UK turnover for up to three years"

I would love to see this racket exposed. Read more

Chris

Been down to the local dealers and there is a trade in Citroen AX, its an M reg, body work is mint condition, engine is the same, MOT till next year, 2 lady owners i have had a test drive in it, its a nice drive, but it done 110,000 miles, the dealer want £1500, do you think i should walk away? Read more

Andy Bairsto

Chris watson will give you some good advice on this subject

andrew wills

son looking for Audi S3 quattro, found a German dealer, Autohaus Bartels, who can supply at Euros29750. He goes there to collect (8 weeks delivery) - even after paying 1.5% UK tax on arrival here, total saving £4000. Comes with 2 year Europe warranty and firm even drives him from airport - they have many UK customers. 15% deposit required, then balance 2 weeks before delivery.
Anyone see any probs, pse?

many thanks
Andrew Read more

tomo heedman

Just another thought:

Last time I was at Motorpoint (in Derby) they had quite a few S3's lined up (all brand new) - looked very nice! I cant remember the price but I was surprised how cheap they were - might be worth checking...

finlay howcroft

I have been thinking of buying a "classic" car and have been thinking of a mk3 Triumph Gt6 as I already have several Truimph Spitfire 1500's has anyone any opinions. Read more

j.cronin

Triple Webers were better than the Strombergs or the P.I.

martin

Does anyone have any experience of what is required to export a British registered car to mainland Europe (France)? I know that the V5 allows you to state that the vehicle has been exported and that seems a clear cut case as far as the DVLA are concerned. But what about on the Calais side of things? Getting a new French V5 and control technique (MOT) are another pot of fish. Any tips, hints or ideas appreciated.

cheers Read more

Andrew Barnes

Sell the car and by another in europe, this makes more sense.

Andrew
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