Glad your car's been keyed??? - NARU
An artist who randomly vandalised nearly 50 cars for a project said the owners should be happy they were part of his "creative process".

Mark McGowan, 37, will exhibit pictures of himself scratching the vehicles' paintwork in London and Glasgow. He said he had "keyed" 17 cars in Glasgow's West End in March and 30 in Camberwell, south London. The Met police said the act was criminal damage and if allegations are made they will be investigated.

Mr McGowan added: "I do feel guilty about keying people's cars but if I don't do it, someone else will. "They should feel glad that they've been involved in the creative process. I pick the cars randomly. "I got the idea when my sister and brother-in-law's cars were keyed. Is it jealousy that causes someone to key a car? Hatred? Revenge? "There is a strong creative element in the keying of a car, it's an emotive engagement."

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Clearly this would be criminal damage and if we receive any allegations we will take them very seriously and investigate." Meanwhile, Strathclyde Police said: "We are aware of Mr McGowan and have no comment to make at the moment."
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Adam {P}
Ask that question if the owners get the chance to key this "artist's" face. Then you'll see!
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Adam
Glad your car's been keyed??? - redafour
If he did mine thered bee a strong creative element in wringing the gits neck no mistake.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - keo-the-dog
i find the artistic insertion of a baseball bat into the offending artists orifices wonderful therapy in situations like this...cheers...keo.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - L'escargot
Let's just hope that it terminally damaged his key in the process.
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L\'escargot by name, but not by nature.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - BazzaBear {P}
Since he's so sure people will be glad of it, perhaps he should give them all an opportunity to show their appreciation.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - WhiteTruckMan
I think I'd feel the urge to create something artistic with his dangly bits.

WTM
Glad your car's been keyed??? - mfarrow
[TIC mode on]

Wow! What a great guy? He will surely be in Tate in the near future. I think I might start my creative streak by taking pictures of myself randomly slashing tyres. What a great creative process that would be? I could experiment with different cutting devices, tyres, etc. Stanley knife, screwdriver, pellet gun, alloys, steels, low-profile, high-profile, spare tyres, worn tyres, new cars, old cars, trucks, vans, buses! Great!

[TIC mode off]

Now please excuse me while I use my imagination to think of ways to teach this guy a lesson.

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Mike Farrow
Glad your car's been keyed??? - cheddar
He has admitted 47 counts of criminal damage and should be procecuted as such, anything less would be an outrageous abuse of the legal system.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - cheddar
Or otherwise sued by the said car's insurers.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - No Do$h
How about both? Although I suspect this Emin wannabe hasn't the funds for the repairs to one car, let alone this many.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - cheddar
Lock him up then at least, would teach others who may want to break the law in the name of art a lesson.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - L'escargot
Lock him up then at least......


Lock him up and throw away HIS key!
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L\'escargot by name, but not by nature.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - patently
Note: the police are doing nothing unless one of the vehicle owners complains.

The man has admitted to repeated, intentional acts of criminal damage. The police are aware of the crime and of the identity of the offender.

Am I alone in wondering why they don't get on with doing their job>
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Robin Reliant
The police can't prosecute for a crime that doesn't yet exist. It won't until one of the victims makes a complaint and they have the evidence to put before a court.

He can then be given further help with his art by keying the walls of his prison cell for a year or two.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Dynamic Dave

This bloke is just an attention seeking saddo. His other *claims to fame* include pushing a peanut with his nose, and strapping a 27lb turkey to his head and walking backwards for eleven miles!!

www.bbc.co.uk/london/yourlondon/my_london/mylondon...l

www.ukfineart.co.uk/MarkMcGowan/McGowan.html
Glad your car's been keyed??? - bartycrouch
This bloke is just an attention seeking saddo. His other *claims
to fame* include pushing a peanut with his nose, and strapping
a 27lb turkey to his head and walking backwards for eleven
miles!!
www.bbc.co.uk/london/yourlondon/my_london/mylondon...l
www.ukfineart.co.uk/MarkMcGowan/McGowan.html


The most memorable one was eating the roast fox in public!
Glad your car's been keyed??? - borasport20
This bloke is just an attention seeking saddo. His other *claims
to fame* include pushing a peanut with his nose, and strapping
a 27lb turkey to his head and walking backwards for eleven
miles!!
www.bbc.co.uk/london/yourlondon/my_london/mylondon...l
www.ukfineart.co.uk/MarkMcGowan/McGowan.html


who now admits it's a hoax...
Glad your car's been keyed??? - patently
The police can't prosecute for a crime that doesn't yet exist.
It won't until one of the victims makes a complaint and
they have the evidence to put before a court.


Do the victims need to complain in order for there to be a murder investigation?

In this case, the crime exists once the criminal damage is done, not when someone notices. The police have the evidence that they need in the form of his admission.

Granted, in a case consisting of a single instance of modification to an item of property, it might be arguable that it had been done with the owner's permission. A builder ripping out a window, for example, should not be accosted by a passing PC. However, (i) keying a car is intrinsically unlikely to be with permission, (ii) keying (x) different cars at random is very unlikely indeed to be with permission, and (iii) he admitted that he had chosen the cars from the street and therefore admitted that he had not consulted the owners to obtain their permission.

So the crime clearly took place, and the police have all the evidence needed for a prosecution. However, they are doing nothing.

I admit that this is something that irritates me. It has done ever since the police made no effort whatsoever to investigate two burglaries suffered by my retired mother, yet have given her 6 points for two instances of 36 in a 30. For both burglaries they were given clear leads, but nothing was done.

Only convenient crimes are investigated, and motorists are getting the brunt of that.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - bhoy wonder
Well seen he picked the West end of Glasgow. Next time he feels the creative urge to damage cars. He should go to Easterhouse,Gorbals,Cranhill and Whitecrook to mention a few. I would give him 10 minutes and gladly watch as people were creative on him.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - NowWheels
For him to have been filmed keying the cars, I guess there must have been someone else present, to hold the camera. Since the other person's involvement was crucial to the planned damage, could the camera-operator be charged too? (I do hope so!)
Glad your car's been keyed??? - ihpj
Do the victims need to complain...


When it comes to crimes such as these, then yes. Since the principle in law is that if there is no victim, then there is no crime. Efforts can be made to trace the owners and encourage them to come forward, but if they do not then as you have no 'complainant' therefore no crime.

Silly I know, but if no-one says they've been a victim, then if you have no-one who has been prejudiced, then how can someone be held to account?

As for the murder aspect, every death is investigated. Some are investigated as possible murders since the dead person cannot make a complaint - so the benefit of the doubt is given that their life was taken without their consent. Remember that skydiver chap who was a military cadet? His death was treated as a Murder Investigation, until it was proved otherwise. Thats why murders get treated differentaly.

In this case, the crime exists once the criminal damage is
done,


Yes thats right, the offence is complete. But you can report it as a Third Party, but in order to bring a prosecution under this section, the owner has to complain to the Police as well because it is their property that has been damaged...not yours not mine not anyone elses' apart from the chap who OWNS the car.

not when someone notices. The police have the
evidence that they need in the form of his admission.


Admission is not enough in these cases (various reasons I shant bore you with) but if he later changes his admission to a defence: IE The owner of the car asked me to do it. Then with the Owner not deciding to press charges - how can we prove that what this guy did was without the permission of the owner? Thats one example why an admission alone is not enough.

>>However, (i) keying a car is intrinsically unlikely
to be with permission, (ii) keying (x) different cars at random
is very unlikely indeed to be with permission, and (iii) he
admitted that he had chosen the cars from the street and
therefore admitted that he had not consulted the owners to obtain
their permission.


Yes, true, but you cannot 'assume' - you have to prove based on fact. And that comes back to my point of the actual owner having to complain. Remember, anyone can report and have a crime reocrded as a witness, but in some instances, without the actual owner, no prosecution can be brought.
So the crime clearly took place, and the police have all
the evidence needed for a prosecution. However, they are doing
nothing.

>>

It isn't the Police who prosecute, it is the CPS. Police gather the evidence and pass it onto the CPS for prosecution. It's NOT the Police who propsecute offenders.
I admit that this is something that irritates me. It
has done ever since the police made no effort whatsoever to
investigate two burglaries suffered by my retired mother, yet have given
her 6 points for two instances of 36 in a 30.
For both burglaries they were given clear leads, but nothing
was done.

>>

Well, having been burgled doesn't give her, or anyone, the right to speed. Although, yes I sympathise with your mother's predicament, but the Police can only act within the law. You might feel they are doing nothing, but most Forces have Burglary as a priority crime - and investigate each offence as fully as possible. If you're not satisfied then approach the Force and ask for what they ahve done/are doing rather than assuming they have done nothing.
Only convenient crimes are investigated, and motorists are getting the brunt
of that.


Sometimes, but whether it is a small infringement of the law or a major one, it is still breaking of the law. To someone drink driving isn't an issue...does it make it right then that because Society might accept drink driving then it should be allowed to happen? No of course not. So stop whinging at the Police and having a go.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - patently
the principle in law is that if there is no victim, then
there is no crime.


I think not. Speeding is an example of a crime that is defined in the absence of a specific victim. Murder is an example of a crime that is investigated without a complaint from the victim. There is therefore no such "principle".

Your comments on the suspect changing his story are a matter for the Court to decide when presented with the evidence. If the police do not investigate, the matter never reaches the court.

You refer to the owner not pressing charges. How many of us bother to report a keyed car? I have reported an instance of criminal damage to a car and all that happened was a letter from victim support. No, I'm not kidding, and next time I won?t bother ? what?s the point?. Yet, in this case, the police could seize the tape, view the reg nos, and discover the owners' identities. But this will never happen because they are not investigating.
Yes, true, but you cannot 'assume' - you have to prove based
on fact.


Of course, yes. But the quality of the proof is a matter for the Court. And if the police do not investigate, it will never reach the court.
It isn't the Police who prosecute, it is the CPS.


But the CPS cannot prosecute if the police do not investigate (am I beginning to repeat myself here?)
Well, having been burgled doesn't give her, or anyone, the
right to speed.


I agree; I didn't intend to suggest that it did. But the difference in handling of the two offences is instructive, and has seriously dented my respect for the police.
the Police can only act within the law [...] - and investigate each offence as fully as possible.


OK, some details. Apologies now to those who will be bored by them.

The first burglary was of her handbag from her hall. She reported it and pointed out that the car keys were also taken. The police declined her suggestion that the car be watched from time to time overnight, on the grounds that they didn't believe that the thief would return for the car. That night, it was stolen. The officer who attended the next morning expressed the view that the two thefts were not linked. Duhhh!

The thief was there for the taking, but no-one bothered.

In the second burglary, her neighbour informed the police of the reg no of the van that had been parked outside during the burglary with its engine running and its doors open. They visited the owner, who admitted being there but said that he was there on a job. The officers accepted this and left. The did not ask what sort of job, on behalf of whom, or to see any of the paperwork, or why he finished in 10 minutes, or whether he usually worked on a job with his doors open and his engine running, or whether he saw anyone enter her house. The investigation was closed.

I don't (personally) class these investigations as having been as full as possible.

Yet the images from roadside enforcement machines are analysed if necessary to yield the registration number. If the registered keeper alleges that they don't know who was driving then it all goes to court. Quite right, of course, but inconsistent.
If you're not satisfied then approach the Force and ask for
what they ahve done/are doing rather than assuming they have
done nothing.


I did. The reply was dismissive. What remaining respect I did have for the police was killed off by that letter.

My view now is that the forces consist of a large number of dedicated and professional constables who are kept from doing any useful work for the communities they want to serve by the politicians and the politically-minded management that sit on top of them and direct their every action in a politically correct but strategically incorrect direction.

And, as I said before, motorists are (a) easy to find (b) in the political firing line and (c) unlikely to defend a prosecution. So when they break certain laws, they are stamped on. Other crimes such as burglary and reckless driving which are harder to define and harder to investigate and thus fail to offer the "quick kill" that helps the Chief Constable meet his targets but which have a real and immediate victim are not given the same attention.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - NowWheels
Other crimes such as burglary and reckless driving
which are harder to define and harder to investigate and thus
fail to offer the "quick kill" that helps the Chief Constable
meet his targets but which have a real and immediate victim
are not given the same attention.


I agree that most policing is up the spout, but I think you are wrong about burglary -- the stats show a big fall in burglaries in most areas since they were made a priority in the late 90s, and around my way that matches what I see on the ground.

But whether it's proper road policing or investigation of other crimes, I dount we'll see much change as long as we continue to drive drug-users into criminality. Chasing that sort of crime wastes a lot of police time, and a lot of the rest is gobbled up dealing with all the crimes committed by those who have to pay the criminals to feed their habit.

With police resources being misdirected, the stuff which really matters (such as the sort of systematic vandalism described in this thread) gets squeezed down the priority list.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - midlifecrisis
The new 'ethical' recording standards mean that if there is definite proof a crime has been committed, there is no need to identify a victim. Hence why the amount of time I spend on paperwork is going through the roof.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - patently
I agree that most policing is up the spout, but I
think you are wrong about burglary -- the stats show a
big fall in burglaries in most areas since they were made
a priority in the late 90s, and around my way that
matches what I see on the ground.


I think our areas must be different. Judging from what I see in the local NHW reports, burglars are doing a steady business near us.

Glad to hear things are better near you, though.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - carl_a
I agree that most policing is up the spout, but I
think you are wrong about burglary -- the stats show a
big fall in burglaries in most areas since they were made
a priority in the late 90s, and around my way that
matches what I see on the ground.



Did any one see Panorama last night, according to one of the criminals it wasn't worth stealing TV's DVD's etc because new ones are now so cheap that people won't pay good money for second hand (stolen) equipment. It?s a bit like the fall in car crime, more to do with the circumstances rather than criminality going away.

A few year ago someone jumped on my car bonnet, and a week later marked a big x in the drivers door, one guy who had parked in the same place had to sell his Golf GTI Mk1 show car (his pride and joy) because his bonnet was marked and the front needed a re-spray. Of course the police were not interest.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - ihpj
Speeding is an example of a crime
that is defined in the absence of a specific victim.


Speeding comes under Road Traffic Law which has a totally different burden of proof if you will. These offences are considered to be 'absolute' offences and not subjective.
Murder is an example of a crime that is investigated without
a complaint from the victim. There is therefore no such
"principle".

>>

As I said, when it comes to 'seriois crime' like Murder, the investigation is approached from the point of view that the dead person had their life taken without their wishes/consent - thats why it is investigated in the absence of a complaint from the dead person - because they are dead. They cannot speak for themselves so they are given the benefit of the doubt if you will since it is a SERIOUS crime. But Murder is different from Road Traffic Law and you cannot compare the two.
Your comments on the suspect changing his story are a matter
for the Court to decide when presented with the evidence.
If the police do not investigate, the matter never reaches the
court.


Yes I agree, but just because there is an admission, in the absence of any other proof, the matter will most probably not reach the Courts why? because the CPS will not likely run with it. To prosecute or not is NOT the remit of the Police, this is down to the CPS. Police should investigate, but needs vs. resources must be balanced. Finite resources and prioritisation ahs to take place. Not right, but thats jsut life.
You refer to the owner not pressing charges. How many
of us bother to report a keyed car?


Depends where you live I guess.
I have
reported an instance of criminal damage to a car and all
that happened was a letter from victim support.


Well atleast you got that letter, because when you were asked 'Would you like any support/contact from the VSS?' you most probably said 'Yes'. But you don't make it clear if it was your car that was keyed (Victim) or you witnessed it happen (Witness to a crime). I'm going to say that you were the Victim - and the response will be determined by what you tell the Police.
No, I'm
not kidding, and next time I won?t bother ? what?s the
point?


Well if you witnessed someone damaging another persons car, I would like to think you will call the Police and do your Civic Duty for if it was your own car, then you'd expect (or atleast hope) someone would do the same for you. You do your bit.
Yet, in this case, the police could seize the
tape, view the reg nos, and discover the owners' identities.
But this will never happen because they are not investigating.

>>

Well not entirely true. Police deal with reported crime And as I said before, if it is something such as Criminal Damage, then it will usually only trigger an investigation IF the owner comes forward and files a report...and yes there is a decent prospect of a 'positive result' from the ensuing investigation - but when it comes to Criminal Damage offences you have to PROVE that the property damaged had an owner and the damage was done WITHOUT the owners consent. No owner = no case.
>> Yes, true, but you cannot 'assume' - you have to
prove based
>> on fact.
Of course, yes. But the quality of the proof is
a matter for the Court. And if the police do
not investigate, it will never reach the court.


But Police have to balance resources with need. Will throwing 50 man hours investigating this be best spent or would the time best used investigating a Burglary? But in any event, even before a case reaches Court, the CPS decide on whether or not to pursue - and you'd be surprised how many cases fall in this grey area.
But the CPS cannot prosecute if the police do not investigate
(am I beginning to repeat myself here?)

Again correct. But you said the Police didn't prosecute' - so I was merely correcting you.
>> Well, having been burgled doesn't give her, or anyone, the
>> right to speed.
I agree; I didn't intend to suggest that it did.
But the difference in handling of the two offences is instructive,
and has seriously dented my respect for the police.


That is unfortunate. But the two offences are dealt with separately since they fall into different categories as explained earlier.
The first burglary was of her handbag from her hall.
She reported it and pointed out that the car keys were
also taken. The police declined her suggestion that the car
be watched from time to time overnight, on the grounds that
they didn't believe that the thief would return for the car.


For the Police to 'sit up and watch' for a car that might be In an ideal world, yes, thatd be great. Sitting up and waiting for a crime to occur, but if resources don't allow then they don';t allow. Officers can't be magiced up and resources (ie: money) can't be found if it isn't there in the first place. I think in your case it was a fact of resourcing and prioritisation.

If it had been me, or my Mother's car, then I would have immobalised or moved it and aprked it elsewhere rather than waited for it to be stolen to report it.
That night, it was stolen. The officer who attended
the next morning expressed the view that the two thefts were
not linked. Duhhh!


Well traditional Burglars don't steal cars - they Burgle your home and then sell on whatever they find. Then someone else comes across those wares and then uses them for their own Criminal enterprise. But if, as you say only the handbag was stolen, whyw asn't the car simply driven off the driveway in the first place when they obviously had got the handbag and keys the first time? Not so D'uhh is it now?
The thief was there for the taking, but no-one bothered.

>>
IF the Police had set up then yes, but there is that *IF* and that is disctated to by resoruces and availability of said resources.
In the second burglary, her neighbour informed the police of the
reg no of the van that had been parked outside during
the burglary with its engine running and its doors open.
They visited the owner, who admitted being there but said that
he was there on a job. The officers accepted this
and left.


Look, I can't comment in detail on this but if after initial enquiries the Officers felt there was insufficient to arrest, then thats it. You can't go around arresting people willy nilly. If no grounds exist, then no grounds exist. Why are you so sure that this van was involved? Just by merely being parked in the area and with it's doors open - so what? Perhaps it was there legitimately and the guy produced evidence to that effect to the officers? I mean it could/could not have been involved, but nothing you have said indicates that it was involved, other than 'it was in the area' at the time? Why would a dodgy van be traced - I mean it would have false paltes to start with...or be found in a field burnt out...not being driven around during the day.
I don't (personally) class these investigations as having been as full
as possible.

>>

Then you write into the Force demanding a written explination for what they ahve done. If the Force fails to answer your request, then you lodge a formal complaint. You have the right to see the Crime Report and all associated notes on it. Read it in it's entirity and then determine what they have done is adequate or not...but you are levying your own subjective view. You are not an Officer and not an investigator. What might appear to be common sense does not always mean can be done since it contravenes principles of law. Police are contratined by the previaling laws. If you are unhappy then write in.
Yet the images from roadside enforcement machines are analysed if necessary
to yield the registration number. If the registered keeper alleges
that they don't know who was driving then it all goes
to court. Quite right, of course, but inconsistent.

No, not inconsistent, because the burden of proof is different to that of the other criminal laws. The onus is on the Driver/Owner to prove they are not guilty rather than the prosecution proving it beyond all reasonable doubt.
I did. The reply was dismissive. What remaining respect
I did have for the police was killed off by that
letter.


Then lodge a formal complaint. As a victim you should NOT be fobbed off, the Police work for the Victims and you certainly don't feel they have done a good job - maybe it's all about delviery - but in any event, you need to get answers.
My view now is that the forces consist of a large
number of dedicated and professional constables who are kept from doing
any useful work for the communities they want to serve by
the politicians and the politically-minded management that sit on top of
them and direct their every action in a politically correct but
strategically incorrect direction.


Thank you ;) I thought you were quite anti-Police but I genuinely now beleive that you are more aggrieved at being elt down than anything. Please, approach the Force through the correct channels and suvbmit your concerns inw riting and see what happens. IF all else fails, lodge a complaint. it MUST be followed up and usually to your satisfaction.

And, as I said before, motorists are (a) easy to find

Yes, but thats all down to the way the Road Traffic Law is worked.
(b) in the political firing line

Right again, rememebr we're all drivers too :P

and (c) unlikely to defend
a prosecution.

Well it is harder to defend the braches of Road Traffic Law due to the way the burden of proof is handled. WSo yes, securing a prosecution is 'easier' if you comapre it to say Murder.
So when they break certain laws, they are
stamped on.

Penalties are set by Law and the Courts ;)
Other crimes such as burglary and reckless driving
which are harder to define and harder to investigate and thus
fail to offer the "quick kill" that helps the Chief Constable
meet his targets but which have a real and immediate victim
are not given the same attention.

>>

Yes and no. The detection rate for Burglary is quite high when considerd to that of say other offences thanks to the advent of DNA profiling. But when you have Lord Chief Justice Wolfe arguing that 'first time burglars should not face jail' - what do you expect?
Glad your car's been keyed??? - patently
Thanks for the effort, ihpj, but I'm not convinced.

I'll agree that "Police should investigate, but needs vs. resources must be balanced", but will disagree if you're suggesting that the balance is right at the moment.

I'm not anti-police per se. Every officer that I have met has been genuinely fair-minded, reasonable and helpless in the face of the system they must work in. And the senior officers that I have heard from? Let's just say that moderating policy forbids me from commenting.

Anyway, my needs this afternoon don't permit me to devote the resources needed for another detailed reply (much as I would love to). Sorry.... ;-)
Glad your car's been keyed??? - ihpj
Thanks for the effort, ihpj, but I'm not convinced.

I'm just trying to help pout the record straight my man. because it is dis-heartening to see someone who is a supporter loose faith. if we all loose this faith then we're all worse off.
I'm not anti-police per se. Every officer that I have
met has been genuinely fair-minded, reasonable and helpless in the face
of the system they must work in.

Thanks man ;)
And the senior
officers that I have heard from? Let's just say that
moderating policy forbids me from commenting.

Well I shant object :0)
Glad your car's been keyed??? - mjm
Patently, I have to say that I agree with you on this. I consider myself to be a "normal" citizen of this country, and was brought up to believe in right and wrong. From my outsider's view, the nicities of what crime belongs to what category is lost. Either a crime has been commited or it hasn't. If the perpetrator is known, as in the keying cars case, he should be prosecuted. No one has to make a complaint before a speed camera prosecution goes ahead, what is the difference? I also find it hard to believe that in motoring cases the motorist is presumed to be guilty and must prove innocence.
The son of a friend of mine had his car broken into and the radio stolen. The perpetrator of the crime cut himself rather badly smashing the window and left clear fingerprints and sufficient blood to become a doner! Reporting it to the police was a total waste of time. all that was offered was the usual crime number and victim support rubbish. My friends offer to find the criminal and stop him offending for a while with a baseball bat was met with a lecture on taking the law into his own hands. This is exactly the reaction designed to alienate the police.
Sorry, ihjp, the more I see the way that both the law, and its enforcement is going in this country, the less faith I have in justice prevailing.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - artful dodger {P}
I hope the Police have the sense to remove his 'art' from display as evidence and the art appreciation society can then study bare walls. That should suit them as new artistic expression.

This guy is definitely not an artist in any form as he is not creating anything, but damaging other people's property in the name of free expression. Or in my words a vandal. On this basis he should be charged and made to pay for all his 'art' to be restored.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - patently
This guy is definitely not an artist in any form as
he is not creating anything


Good point...
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Pugugly {P}
Got us lot talking - which was probably the point. If the cops bought a damage case with no victim to any court near me...I'd earn my money well. (Murders are the exception)
Glad your car's been keyed??? - NowWheels
Got us lot talking - which was probably the point. If
the cops bought a damage case with no victim to any
court near me...I'd earn my money well. (Murders are the exception)


I thought the absence of a body made the defence a little easier?
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Robin Reliant
As I understand it, not only has no one made a complaint as yet, but the cars that were keyed have not been identified. I would think that any prosecution would be a complete waste of time in this case.

As the "artist" is identfied, however, perhaps it would be an idea if some artiscally talented person were to perform a similar work of art on his car or house. I'm sure he would understand.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Onetap
"...his car or house."

Probably he owns neither, nor anything else of any value.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - WhiteTruckMan
Its made my head spin reading some of the convoluted arguments here, and I've decided 3 thing, IMHO.

1-laws are made by lawyers

2-because of 1-, you need a lawyer to tell if something is illegal or not.

3-lawyers cant seem to tell right from wrong.

WTM

(yes, I know this post has nothing to do with motoring, but it is a comment about this thread)
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Ex-Moderator
Lets see, some sad inadequate makes an outrageous claim solely to get attention.

So we give him loads of attention ??????

I rather think ignoring the idiot would have been more appropriate.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - Onetap
1-laws are made by MPs. MPs are often ex-lawyers (Blair, Straw, Howard?, etc.). Good lawyers generally remain lawyers (Cherie).

2-You employ a lawyer (a solicitor) to tell you if something is illegal or not. The solicitor employs another laywer (barrister) to argue your case. The other party employs another solicitor and another barrister. The 2 barristers have an argument before another senior lawyer (judge). The losing client pays all the lawyers.

3-lawyers can't seem to tell right from wrong. Right and wrong are nothing to do with the law.

Glad your car's been keyed??? - NowWheels
1-laws are made by MPs. MPs are often ex-lawyers (Blair, Straw,
Howard?, etc.). Good lawyers generally remain lawyers (Cherie).


In the last century, the Lawyers' Party was reputed to be the largest party in the Commons. However, they were eclipsed by the huge majority of the governing party after 1997.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - GolfR_Caravelle_S-Max
What was wierd, down here in Portsmouth, the next door neighbour, about 2 years ago, bought a used 540. He took out a key, in front of me, and scratched down two door panels. His justification was - well, no-one else will do it now.
SBT.
(Strange but true)
I had an Alfa GTV 3L at the time, with no vandalism, but maybe there's more respect for alfa's or maybe people know if you key them, something else will fall off (:-)

I woke one morning and some g*t was going down the street kicking off every car wing mirror. If it was folded in, he opened it first. I was going to follow him, but the thought of being arrested for "stalking" was enough to put me off..
what can you do?
Glad your car's been keyed??? - No Do$h
I woke one morning and some g*t was going down the
street kicking off every car wing mirror. If it was folded
in, he opened it first. I was going to follow him,
but the thought of being arrested for "stalking" was enough to
put me off..
what can you do?


Apply a size nine to his wing mirrors (ears)? I'd be willing to take my chances on that one.


No Do$h - Alfa-driving Backroom Moderator
mailto:moderators@honestjohn.co.uk
Glad your car's been keyed??? - ihpj
In response to those cynics who think the Police wont bother to investigate let me assure you why they might.

One way the performance of a Force is measured is down to 'clear ups' - IE: How many crimes have been solved. Now, according to the Home Office rules, since (and if) each car that has been 'keyed' belongs to a different person, then each instance will need to be recorded as a separate crime...except in those circumstances where one owner owns many cars. But elts say six cars were keyed and they all belong to six different people.

Now, thats six separate crime reports. And as we know there is one offender who has done this to all six cars. If this offender were to be arrested and charged (IE: sent to Court) then the Police could have six 'clear ups' - significance of this? Well it would improve the overall 'clear up rate' for that particular Police Station, Division and Force. It's a guarunteed result.

Make sense? I hope so.
Glad your car's been keyed??? - WhiteTruckMan
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Make sense? I hope so.


Not to some free lawyer it wont. they'll probably get him off with some loophole. maybe people parking in a row was too much of a temptation to the poor soul, who wanted to relive the heady, glory days of his single pass in CSE art. would he like to sue the car owners for mental stress in deciding where to start his work of art?

to (mis)quote myself, its not just criminals who cant tell right from wrong

If it sounds like I have a small axe to grind, then I do. some little scrote keyed my wifes car last year. was caught and identified on cctv. complaint made. charges brought, court appearance, smart suited mouthpiece blah blah blah, out of character, blah blah blah, upset, just split with GF (later came out she kicked him out for beating her up)blah blah blah, unemployed, no money (but got it for fags, beer, nike trainers and 'bling), 3 months suspended.
Now, every time he sees missis, he jangles a bunch of keys, and grins. even been caught doing this on camera. cops dont want to know. they admit privately that with the mouthpiece his family uses, they couldnt make somrthing like this stick.

If anyone wants to maintain that right and wrong (should)have nothing to do with the law then they must be living on a different planet.

-rant mode to standby-

sorry for going so far OT, but this is a subject that makes me grit my teeth harder than a proctologist who doesnt cut his fingernails.

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