Its been a heartbreaking week in the backroom
A horse has been arrested and locked up for motoring offences, and a Fox has been dispatched over rainbow bridge to the great fox earth in the heavens
Any more of this and the BR will be a target for Animal Rights activists.
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Also seem to remember reading something about a Stag meeting it's end, no not a convertible V8 Triumph.
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And then there was the farmer, who was also a part time magician.
He managed to turn a tractor into a field!!
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And then there was the farmer, who was also a part time magician. He managed to turn a tractor into a field!!
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And then there was the dog, sleeping by the fire, that turned into a blacksmith.
A hot coal fell out of the fire and set fire to his tail.
He made a bolt for the door.
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Even more sad is the Mods have killed off the best thread all week!
Worse still they are carrying it on between them after it was locked.
Seemed harmless enough to me. Please, please, please can we have it unlocked and I'll tell you about the exploding pigeon?
You'd unlock it for Pologirl!
Where's she gone BTW?
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Variation on DD"s farmer with motoring connection (sticks tongue out Yah)
Male, driving north, stops to pick up curvy youngDVD female hitch hiking.
Get talking, as one does, and driver asks what female does for surely that beautiful must be a model.
Astounded and full of disbelief when she replies that she is a witch.
On being asked to prove it she strokes the leg of the driver with her hand seductively........
...............and he turned into a Layby......
DVD
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Know the one about the farm, hole in the ground, duck, horse, and Porsche. Perhaps to rude for here though I will give it a go.
Horse falls into the hole, calls duck, duck says don't worry, ties a rope to farmer's Porsche, pull horse out of hole. Later duck falls into the hole, calls horse, horse says don't worry, stands by the hole and uses his *@#&£!&%$ to pull the duck out of the whole.
Moral of the story: If you are $%&£ like a horse you don't need a Porsche to pull birds.
Sorry ........
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Moral of the story: If you are $%&£ like a horse you don't need a Porsche to pull birds.
:-D
But that doesn't mean you're not allowed one. ;-)
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But that doesn't mean you're not allowed one. ;-)
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No offence meant, perhaps should have said Ferrari.
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"offence" reminds me:
Just after the Grand National meeting at Aintree a young jockey is in court for assaulting a stable girl behind Beechers Brook ..
... he asked for 21 other fences to be taken into consideration!
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>> >> But that doesn't mean you're not allowed one. ;-) >> No offence meant, perhaps should have said Ferrari.
I thought you meant the horse!
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You'd unlock it for Pologirl!
Doubt it!
Where's she gone BTW?
I am here... it just takes more than politics, sierras and old men with hangovers to keep me entertained.
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