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Navigators (bad) - Oz
Beat this:
My Mum-in-law (God bless her) was very clear in her instruction:
"You turn left just back there." :-(
Navigators (bad) - Dave_TD
I had a young lad fall into my passenger seat one night a couple of weeks ago, the conversation went thus:

Me: So where are you going then?
He: Graaaarrrrrrgh. (Points wildly, roughly forwards-ish.)
Me: I'll need to know which road to head for?
He: Graaaarrrrrrgh. (Slightly more urgent random pointing.)
Me: I'll go, and you direct me, OK?

We set off, he appears to fall asleep. At the first set of traffic lights I get, suddenly:

He: Thaaaaaaawaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!! (flailing to the left)
Me: (Calmly turning left) OK, so which road are we aiming at?
He: Graaaarrrrrrgh. (flailing to the right, then appearing to pass out once more.)

Just before a turning on the right he comes to life again, waving across to the right hand side and getting all excited... I decide that "Graaaarrrrrrgh" probably means "Grange Road", so I turn into said road, to his delight.

He: Hooooooowwwwwwww muccccsssssshhhhh?????
Me: (Stopping cab) £4.10 mate.
He: (Trying to push £5 note through my palm) Fffffffffffff. Thanksh. (Exit, door left.)

I love my job. Here I go for the New Year's Eve shift!