Seen on a Bumper Sticker - RogerL
God will forgive Bin Laden.

The US Marines will arrange the meeting.
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Bob H
This could be a good Xmas thread. 2 seen in the USA

" Employ teenagers now - while they know it all"

On a huge camper van: "Drive carefully, this is my chidren's inheritance"
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Peter M.
How about:
'Get your own back - live long enough to be a problem to your kids'..

P.
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - THe Growler
I collect bumper stickers, so if you're going to start a thread, watch out.

For starters, and for ladies' cars: "If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna be a problem".
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Alwyn
"Enjoying my retirement, spending the kids inheritance"
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Terry Maxwell
I drive a BMW Mk3 Evolution.

It's like having a bumper sticker that reads "I have a very small penis".
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - THe Growler
Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour longer -- God.
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Alwyn
It ain't the meat, it's the motion!
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - THe Growler
For All You Have, Give Thanks
(to a Trucker)
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - ian (cape town)
"My tyres are knackered, and my knackers are tired"
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - THe Growler
Nice one for tailgaters:

"Has Anger Solved Your Other Problems?"
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - T.G.Webb
In New Hampshire (very popular with visitors and holiday home owners from Massachusetts - like Wales really):
"Have a nice day - now go home"
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - THe Growler
Stupid Kills...but not enough to really help
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - THe Growler
Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Pete Williams
On one of those fake american plates...

How's my driving ?

Phone 0800 24KNBAD
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Colin Standing
Keep Lakeland Tidy - eat a pigeon

Colin
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Alwyn
Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Adam Going
"I love my grandchildren - I wish I had had them first"

or, on Mario Andretti's personal transport, "Nigel who...?"

Regards, Adam
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - richard price
the sticker quote " I would rather stuff wasps up my a**e than sell my mitsubishi".
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Richard Hall
MG Owners Club of America:

'Lucas electrics - Home Before Dark'
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Charles
Be nice to your children - They'll choose your Nursing Home
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Kevin

On a friends truck in Texas :

"Keep honking.. I'm reloading"
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Tim Allcott
From USA : Support the right to arm bears
Re: Seen on a Bumper Sticker - Randolph Lee
There was a 'Revival evanglest" who before he hit town in the 80s would flood the area supporters with yellow and black stickers that said...

"I Found it!" with a smile face...
within 24 hours exact copies (with a frown face) in style and typography were also all over town saying;

"I Lost it!"

then a few days later

"I Stole it!"

Etc Etc It went on for a few months long after the tent show had been and gone

Also seen in the last month or so;
Old grammarians never die, they simply parse away.
 

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