God will forgive Bin Laden.
The US Marines will arrange the meeting.
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This could be a good Xmas thread. 2 seen in the USA
" Employ teenagers now - while they know it all"
On a huge camper van: "Drive carefully, this is my chidren's inheritance"
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How about:
'Get your own back - live long enough to be a problem to your kids'..
P.
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I collect bumper stickers, so if you're going to start a thread, watch out.
For starters, and for ladies' cars: "If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna be a problem".
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"Enjoying my retirement, spending the kids inheritance"
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I drive a BMW Mk3 Evolution.
It's like having a bumper sticker that reads "I have a very small penis".
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Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour longer -- God.
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It ain't the meat, it's the motion!
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For All You Have, Give Thanks
(to a Trucker)
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"My tyres are knackered, and my knackers are tired"
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Nice one for tailgaters:
"Has Anger Solved Your Other Problems?"
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In New Hampshire (very popular with visitors and holiday home owners from Massachusetts - like Wales really):
"Have a nice day - now go home"
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Stupid Kills...but not enough to really help
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Witch Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad
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On one of those fake american plates...
How's my driving ?
Phone 0800 24KNBAD
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Keep Lakeland Tidy - eat a pigeon
Colin
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Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel
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"I love my grandchildren - I wish I had had them first"
or, on Mario Andretti's personal transport, "Nigel who...?"
Regards, Adam
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the sticker quote " I would rather stuff wasps up my a**e than sell my mitsubishi".
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MG Owners Club of America:
'Lucas electrics - Home Before Dark'
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Be nice to your children - They'll choose your Nursing Home
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On a friends truck in Texas :
"Keep honking.. I'm reloading"
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From USA : Support the right to arm bears
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There was a 'Revival evanglest" who before he hit town in the 80s would flood the area supporters with yellow and black stickers that said...
"I Found it!" with a smile face...
within 24 hours exact copies (with a frown face) in style and typography were also all over town saying;
"I Lost it!"
then a few days later
"I Stole it!"
Etc Etc It went on for a few months long after the tent show had been and gone
Also seen in the last month or so;
Old grammarians never die, they simply parse away.
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