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Vandals in the Countryside - Wilco {P}
If you thought that the countryside was a safer place to be, think again....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/393488...m
Vandals in the Countryside - patently
I knew the Yaris was ugly but I didn't know it could scare cows into a frenzy.

Wow.
Vandals in the Countryside - just a bloke
I hope the cows get over it......

;-)
Vandals in the Countryside - Cliff Pope
It reminds me of that picture of the Volvo being attacked by a rampant rhinoceros at a safari park. They just pushed out the dents in the bonnet and drove home.
Vandals in the Countryside - patently
Except that a few months later, an XC90 fell out of the boot....

(well, what DO you get if you cross a rhino with a volvo?...)
Vandals in the Countryside - Dynamic Dave

That's a very mooooving story.



If the coat's going spare....can someone please pass it this way.
Vandals in the Countryside - BazzaBear {P}
Coat???
We've ordered a straitjacket for you Dave ;)
Vandals in the Countryside - NowWheels
That's a very mooooving story.


do rhinos really moo?
Vandals in the Countryside - Dynamic Dave
>> That's a very mooooving story.
do rhinos really moo?


Wherever did you get Rhino's from? If you click the link, it says "Barbara Epps, 52, was driving to work when six cows stampeded into her £9,000 Toyota Yaris near Edge in Gloucestershire. "
Vandals in the Countryside - NowWheels
Wherever did you get Rhino's from?


Sorry Dave, thought you were replying to Cliff Pope's story abt rhinos
Vandals in the Countryside - patently
>> Wherever did you get Rhino's from?
Sorry Dave, thought you were replying to Cliff Pope's story abt
rhinos


Maybe the collective noun for six cows is a "rhino"?

12 make an giraffe.

24 makes an elephant.

48 a wooly mammoth

etc?
Vandals in the Countryside - patently
or maybe even a woolly mammoth.

It's still early. I haven't had any coffee yet.
Vandals in the Countryside - No Do$h
I thought a wooly mammoth was that large lady working on the pick\'n\'mix at my local Woolworth.
Vandals in the Countryside - patently
You're probably right. But how many cows is she equivalent to?
Vandals in the Countryside - No Do$h
Just one, found on the perimeter of the herd. She's a right cow.
Vandals in the Countryside - Stargazer {P}
Its not just the cows either, the sheep are starting to break out!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3938591.stm

Me thinks the journalists are starting to run out of stories over the summner!

StarGazer
Vandals in the Countryside - Cliff Pope
And a few months ago it was peacocks, in a village in Worcestershire I think.
Vandals in the Countryside - Hugo {P}
That's just BAAAAAD!

I should imagine the villages are getting FLEECED on a regular basis, no wonder their BLEETING about it to the press.

These people are living in SHEAR terror!

Still, the stories coming out need some real facts, they're far to WOOLY.

Anyway, who said sheep never made good JUMPERS.

EWE would think they WOOLd do something about it, rather than just trying to RAM the issue home. Too much LAMBmenting for my liking.

Erm.. how many coats would that be, fleece lined perhaps?

Hugo

Retreats sheepishly
Vandals in the Countryside - NowWheels
Retreats sheepishly


Just as well, or you might have got somebody's goat, or triggered a discussion about the nanny-state. Tho some would have thought you were kidding ..