Salesmen - Why do they exist - thunderbird

So as I mentioned elsewhere the wife is planning to change cars this year. Requirements are pretty simple:

turbo petrol with at least 125ps and 150 torques

space for a folded wheelchair in the boot and a low lip to make loading it easy

good internal space with a compact footprint

no rubber band tyres and sports suspension

Essential kit (or options) is:

Dark rear glass

spare wheel or at least an option to add

cruise control

aircon but preferably climate

sat nav but android auto facility will do fine, it works in mine

After a good deal of internet searching the Citroen C£ Aircross appeared to meet all the above so on a wet Friday afternoon went for a look at the Feel spec

The petrol 130 has enough power and torque

The car in the showroom had the battery disconected thus could not look in the boot. Went to look at one outside in the rain and it was fine

Plenty of space and compact. Decent trim quality and everything felt solid

195 60 16 tyres

All good so far.

Asked for a brochure, sorry you have to download them. So I pointed to a rack containing brochures, he says there is only one of each for showroom use only but he takes me to a pile of probably 20 or more for the Aircross and gives me one

Car has dark rear glass standard even on the mid spec Feel

Salesman said car had inflation kit and glue, brochure said spacesaver. So back outside in the rain and looked in the boot of the salesmans own demonstrator, yup, there is the spare

Asked about climate option, saleman says its standard. Brochures says its an option on the Feel and standard on the Flair. Salesman says aircon and climate are the same, gave up on that one

Lost the will to live at that point, did not bother asking about mobile phone compatibilty for the car

Asked about a test drive in a petrol, they only have diesels.

So I like the car but where do I go to get a petrol to drive and find a human who knows the car they are selling.

No wonder sales are down if dealers are all this bad.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Metropolis.
I once had a sales woman insisting a diesel astra was a petrol, despite the trawler-like rumble from the engine and 10 mins of driving, they’re hopeless!!
Salesmen - Why do they exist - Engineer Andy
I once had a sales woman insisting a diesel astra was a petrol, despite the trawler-like rumble from the engine and 10 mins of driving, they’re hopeless!!

Class! Right up there with a job agency sending me for a job they swore blind was for a mechanical engineer, only for me to find out that it was for an electrical engineer! I must admit I was hoping you were going to say that the car you tested had a 'D' next to the model name and the salesperson said it stood for something other than diesel.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - RickyBoy
I once delivered a diesel E-Class to a corporate customer in London who was expecting to receive a petrol one!

When I asked if I should take it away he said "no" as he was confident of negotiating a rather large discount as a consequence of their error!!!

In another instance a pal of mine experienced so much disappointment/grief (attempting
/reluctance to get the correct vehicle to their premises for a test-drive) with a Northamptonshire Nissan dealer he gave up, made his feelings known to Nissan UK, then found one a few months later in Tyneside where the deal went like a dream and they couldn't do enough to assist him!!!
Salesmen - Why do they exist - colinh

The quicker the "glass palace" showrooms disappear, the better - perhaps they'll be able to invest in better staff:

www.autoexpress.co.uk/seat/101853/seat-trials-the-...e

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Engineer Andy

Might I suggest you look at a Mazda CX-3 - it hasn't got a turbo petrol engine but is still nippy (2.0 N/A with 120hp and 150 ftlb or torque, 0-60 in 9sec for the manual) and, in SE-L Nav form has (or with one or two options [a space saver spare is a whopping £395 from dealers though - ouch]) the right spec an 205/60 R16 tyres and rides fine (the Sport with lower profile tyres on 18in rims is fine as new but not after a few months in comparison for someone wanting a comfortable ride) and is otherwise a great car to drive. Not sure if the boot lip is low enough though.

Additionally, the Skoda Fabia with the well-regarded 1.0TSi engine (not sure of the spec, espe. the tyre combo - I know more wbout the Mazda as I test drove one last year) with seems to meet the general performance criteria (its better than the older 1.2TSi), and perhaps waiting until the latest Honda Jazz lineup is ugraded by the addition of a 1.5 petrol engine (not sure if its the same turbocharged version [derated a bit?] in the new Civic or the N/A version in the HR-V) with about 130hp, though you might not get the higher profile tyres as standard, but its worth asking if the standard (if so) lower profile tyres and larger wheels can be swapped out (if buying new) for free for those from a lower model than the Sport/EX etc.

Just a few thoughts. Probably other choices too, though I suspect the Citroen will be bar far the cheapest (the CX-3 is not cheap at dealers, you can get about 10-12% off if you go through a broker for new cars), though the Fabia will be quite competitive, as would its sister car (newer design) the SEAT Arona, which uses the same engine, and also the more powerful (and highly rated) 1.4TSi now slightly updated to a 1.5. Both I suspect will come with some decent discounts, including via brokers. Worth a look if the Citroen dealers can't be bothered to sell you a car locally (not a good sign for customer care after you've bought it).

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Engineer Andy

Just a quick update - I may have got it wrong that Honda could be introducing a 1.5T petrol to the Jazz range (only passing on comments by HJ himself from his agony collumn), far more likely to be the 1.0T petrol as SLO says on a comment on another thread, though you never know. I must admit a 1.5T would make that car a pocket rocket - the 1.5 N/A petrol engine I could understand though.

Wait 'n' see time...

Salesmen - Why do they exist - SLO76
Yep, a real pet hate of mine. I can’t stand lazy sales staff who simply can’t be bothered to learn about the product. As a trainee salesman in the 90’s I was all over new models and brochures to be certain I knew what I was talking about. I loved cars, it was why I chose this industry. Any used stock that came in I’d spend the time to check what spec and history it had.

I tried to drum this into trainees but football and other more important subjects took priority while waiting for punters with countless cases of angry customers who’d been sold cars either inappropriate for their needs or missing spec that was promised.

Stood and listened to one telling a customer once that the BMW 318ti Compact we had in stock had a 6cyl turbocharged motor under the hood. Once said punter left I popped the bonnet and showed him the 4cyl non-turbo motor that actually lived there. Even the sales manager managed to sell an 8v SRi Cavalier to a guy who thought he was buying a 16v and had been clear about what he wanted. Mistakes like this were widespread and probably even worse today.

The issue is the unsociable hours sales staff are expected to work. Every weekend, 60-70hrs a week minimum, holidays and days off are frowned upon. You’ll have a day off during the week which is useless while friends and family are at work. The pressure to sell doesn’t help but it’s the hours that deter older family men/women from staying in or entering the trade and you end up with a larger percentage of young inexperienced staff who’ve barely got a driving licence let alone be able to tell you whether the car you’re looking at has a CVT gearbox or an automated manual.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - RT

SLO76 - you really are a breath of fresh air in an industry where incompetence and lack of knowledge are the norm - if cloning were possible, you'd be top of many people's list.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - bathtub tom

I suspect there's a circulation af sales staff from car showrooms to electrical outlets to estate agents.

Where to they go to after?

Salesmen - Why do they exist - RT

I suspect there's a circulation af sales staff from car showrooms to electrical outlets to estate agents.

Where to they go to after?

Financial advisors - or at least that was my experience despite all the regulations.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Engineer Andy

I suspect there's a circulation af sales staff from car showrooms to electrical outlets to estate agents.

Where to they go to after?

Financial advisors - or at least that was my experience despite all the regulations.

Or perhaps job agencies or telesales staff for any number of products, whether they be boilers, double glazing or after-market warranties.

SLO is a 'unicorn'!

PS. I must admit seeing the very same type of 'spotty youths' migrating from weekend jobs at supermarkets to electrical retailers to car showrooms as they get older.

Edited by Engineer Andy on 06/01/2018 at 10:15

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Andrew-T

They aren't all bad. Since buying my newest car 9 years ago I hadn't visited a dealership until just recently when SWMBO's shoulder became uncomfortable and she started thinking about an auto.

The 207 came from the family-run dealership in Macclesfield: no pressure to sell or to take finance, and plenty of friendly follow-up by Email. Last I heard that salesman had moved to a Jag dealership.

The recent visit was to Hyundai at Ellesmere Port. Pleasant helpful saleslady who gave test drive in own car and discussed possible deals without pressure. In the event SWMBO's surgery seems to have made the change to auto unnecessary. But no negative feelings from either event.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - oldroverboy.

Nearly 2 years ago, when I was looking for a Venga, I visited our local Kia dealers, where they did not have a Petrol Venga available to test drive, (no problem really) but they did have a diesel and the salesman ignored me when I said i wanted a petrol model.

"This is the car for you" "These are the deals"

Thank you politely.. Goodbye. went back a few weeks later and pointed out my ex-demo Venga from another dealer a few miles away.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - thunderbird

They aren't all bad.

In my 40 odd years of buying new cars the best salesman was for a brand not known for the best buying experience, BMW. He knew the product inside out, made sure we had the spec we needed and took us out in 3 cars so we could experience all the options. When he gave us the price I simply said brokers were cheaper and he dropped the price to that of the brokers with no hesitation. We agreed to meet the following week to finalise the deal giving us time to think about it and during that time he rang us to say he had good news. Having decided the car was the best driving and best value (strange considering it was a BMW) we went back as arranged to be told there was a new spec just out (not yet public) that actually met our wish list with very few options and was £800 cheaper.

But good things never last, when we were considering another we went back and he had left. They had moved to a new gin palace and appeared to have employed the usual bunch of staff who new sod all and were only interested in you if you wore red bracers.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - argybargy

Must admit, my recent experience of salesmen has been much better than that of old.

In years gone by we dealt with a number of chaps who were so laid back that they were at risk of falling over backwards. The same old faces were often to be found in a particular local hostelry, where they would gather to toast the fruits of their latest ripoff with raucous abandon.

Ok, I stereotype horribly. However, the two guys I've met over the last week in my current search were open, honest and pleasant fellows, and indeed on a couple of occasions they pointed out faults with the cars which I myself would have missed. No incompetent baloney about taking out extended warranties for alloys on a car which didn't have them, or paintwork insurance adding several hundred quid to the cost of a vehicle which was already horribly overpriced (see a main dealer in Chester for details).

Its encouraging.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Stumblebum

Last week we replaced my wife's old and clattery Ford Focus diesal estate with an 3 year old Auris Estate Hybrid from our local Toyota garage. The salesman we dealt with looked like he had just left school. Not really dishonest but he was obviously following a script re selling additonal insurance policies for tyres, GAP etc etc. Test drive was about 20 minutes long, with the sales man in attendance. To give him credit he was familiair with Toyota hybrids.

When it came to haggling over price he retreated to his sales manager as he was obviosly not authorised to come down on price.

The most amusing part was he insisted that we finance even though we were cash buyers because apparently it gives us greater protection if the car gets stolen! He only stopped trying to sell finance when I asked him if he would give me a share of his commission.

By way of contrast the best experience I've had is buying a £3K Honda Accord from a used car lot. I started off by going throught the paperwork first, decided the paperwork looked ok and then asked for a test drive. One of the two sales guys just handed me the keys and said give it a go.

Decided to buy the car. I had driven up in my old knackered Honda Civic, Cat C writeoff. They asked if I would like to drive away in the Accord. Despite my best efforts to put them off, they took the Civic in as a Part Ex value £150 (120K miles, o/d service, cambelt change etc). And knocked a bit off the price of the Accord after I asked for a contribution to the RFL. And gave me a lift to the post office and back to sort out the RFL for the Accord.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Manatee

The most amusing part was he insisted that we finance even though we were cash buyers because apparently it gives us greater protection if the car gets stolen!

Basically dishonest then.

At the moment I have an excellent dealer who supplied and services my Outlander. I had no rubbish from the sales process, and the service department has a very straightforward approach.

When it was in for service recently, I got a call to say it had unfortunately picked up a windscreen crack on the road test. Sure enough, there was a new chip about an inch from the driver's A pillar, which being near the edge had of course germinated a crack that was already 6" long.

I'm fairly sure that the majority of dealers would not have pointed that out. After all a crack can appear at any time; but obviously the technician had reported it to the service manager and they were happy to sort it out - it has now been replaced by them without recourse to my insurer.

They will continue to get my business, even though they are nearly 50 miles away.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - movilogo

People like us usually know much better about cars than typical car salesmen. Their aim nowadays is to sell finance products rather than cars because cars kind of sell of its own.

Salesmen cater for generic buyers who buy cars as washimachines or fridges (do you know at what RPM your washing machine drum rotates or how many litres capacity your freezer has?)

Some people cry that we are losing human interfaces but on this occassion I'd prefer to buy a car from robots :-)

Salesmen - Why do they exist - argybargy

"Salesmen cater for generic buyers who buy cars as washimachines or fridges (do you know at what RPM your washing machine drum rotates or how many litres capacity your freezer has?)"

1400 rpm and 260 cubic litres of total space. Not sure which is washing machine and which is fridge, though. ;0)

Edited by argybargy on 06/01/2018 at 15:22

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Steveieb
Salesmen are required at dealerships selling hard to sell cars such as Alfa Romeo . Remember a. Salesman who worked there saying he had a shock moving from BMW where effectively the cars sold themselves.

When nervous punters came into the showroom he needed all his skills to dispel their fears about reliability and depreciation.

His most used line was We accept these cars are not the most reliable, but we employ the finest mechanics who can fettle the cars back to perfect working order.

Exhausted after a short period with Alfa he returned to mainstream cars and joined a Jaguar dealership just at the point they were establishing a strong following.
Salesmen - Why do they exist - SLO76
I used to sell Mitsubishi’s and they had a terrific level of repeat business. They simply never went wrong and you could be almost guaranteed another sale from a delighted owner in 2-5yrs time. It’s a shame the firm today are a pale shadow of what they once were but after decades of losses and cost cutting the current range are dated at best and downright rubbish in the case of the Mirage.

But new cars are all down to price. You’re selling an identical product to the next franchise 10-20 miles down the road and Joe Public is switched on enough to hunt around for the cheapest deal. Used car are much more fun. No two are identical, you can’t specify what you want exactly and every car has been maintained differently so comparing two purely on price is unrealistic.

Too many staff and firms are focussed on that sale at all costs and will tell you anything to get your buck. A real sales person looks ahead to building up a repeat sale and possible family and friend sales from a happy customer. Thinking longterm is key to being both successful and liked by your customers.

I’ve largely given up trading now, when my trade insurance comes up for renewal I won’t be renewing and my trade plates will be sent back. Cars are increasingly overcomplex and costly to repair when things do go wrong and at my (sub £3k) end of the market obtaining well maintained stock that I have confidence in is becoming very difficult. People are buying cars and treating them like white goods. They expect them to work without any maintenance other than an annual Mot.

Edited by SLO76 on 06/01/2018 at 18:15

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Engineer Andy
I used to sell Mitsubishi’s and they had a terrific level of repeat business. They simply never went wrong and you could be almost guaranteed another sale from a delighted owner in 2-5yrs time. It’s a shame the firm today are a pale shadow of what they once were but after decades of losses and cost cutting the current range are dated at best and downright rubbish in the case of the Mirage. . They expect them to work without any maintenance other than an annual Mot.

When I bought my first car (2yo Nissan Micra 1.0 S 96N), I also had on the list the very nice Mitsi Colt (early - mid 90s model, both the 1.3 and the VERY nice, but expensive 1.6 GLXi [too expensive to insure for a new driver]) and a Civic 1.3. I wasn't a Toyota fan (way too boring for me, even back then - at least the Micra was 'funky' and cost peanuts to run [I got 52 mpg ave. out of it - not to be sniffed at!], the other two were decent drivers cars I thought).

I don't regret going for the Micra (it gave me nearly 8 years of mostly excellent [if a little on the slow side] service before becoming too costly to run), but I'd have loved to have run the Colt as it was great to drive (I test drove a 1.6, no 1.3's in stock) and was a very nice looking car too. Just too expensive for me at the time and not many dealers (with a service dept - my local one only sold cars) about locally though, which put me off a bit (the Nissan garage was handily on my way to work and far more abundent [and far higher regarded for engineering quality than they are today amongst the Renault Alliance]).

I defintely follow your rule nowadays to buy the lowest spec I need with the least complex car possible for the level of reliability and other criteria I have, which is why (at present at least) I won't be changing from Mazda unless something absolutely amazing comes along from other makes that is essentially found to be (I never buy a car until its been out in the market for a couple of years to see if its reliable or not, and only change tech [e.g. TSi engines, DSGs etc] once the tech has been proven generally/for that make over a good number of years) as reliable (or better) as my Mazda 3 mk1.

It'll be very interesting to see what happens to petrol-engined cars when the next level of Euro emissions laws (and I presume, whether the UK is fully out by then or not, we'll still likely have to abide by them or have to at least buy all cars that do so) kick in, as many people have said very similar emissions tech will be needed in them as the unreliable stuff currently in diesels. I wonder how the sales personnel will spin that to customers?

No wonder car sales are down this past year - people are increasingly not believing in all the BS and sticking with their known quantity existing cars.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Pondlife

I've actually had better experiences recently than I did decades ago.

For the last two cars I bought from dealerships (Honda about five years ago and Lexus last year), both sales people were knowledgable, helpful, and easy to work with.

Yes, they'll all try to sell you finance and various packages, and there's the inevitable haggle over price, but I've not had any real difficuly or met anyone who was clueless. Perhaps I've just been lucky.

I must say that I don't envy them though. I bet they see an awful lot of time-wasters, people who think their trade-in is worth double what it really is, and people who want unrealistic discounts.

I've bought private as well, and again (probably mainly through luck) have had good experiences. But I generally only do that for cars under £10k.

Salesmen - Why do they exist - RT

This thread has got me thinking back over 50 years of car ownership, mixture of new and used, and realised I've never allowed a car salesman to sell me a car - I guess I simply reduce their role to an order clerk because I made the choices which they allowed me to buy.

My current car was bought through an online discount broker, so literally dealt with an administrator at the dealers - the previous was an order taking process using the manufacturers affinity scheme so no room for negotiation - the one before that did involve negotiation but the salesman readily accepted I knew more about Vauxhalls than he did and we spent most of the time discussing the RAF.

I've helped both my son and daughter-in-law to buy nearly new cars and enjoyed the challenge of negotiation, especially as I was funding them. Silence and walking out are wonderful tools, and not everyone in car sales has good arithmetic skills!

The obnoxious salesmen I've come across never got even close to a sale - the Mercedes-Benz salesman intent on demonstrating the ML's bluetooth capability without even checking I have a mobile phone - the Ford salesman who kept ignoring the Ford Privilege deal I had access to through family connections - the LR and BMW receptionists who blocked my access to a salesman.

The nicest I found were two Subaru dealers who simply said "leave us your car keys and take the Subaru out for an hour or two, it's got plenty of fuel" - I bough one of them!

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Andrew-T

I've bought private as well, and again (probably mainly through luck) have had good experiences. But I generally only do that for cars under £10k.

LOL - In my 50+ years buying (never quite new, usually about 2 years old, sometimes much more) I have only once broken the £10K barrier, in 2001. It was a 306 soft-top with leather, nice car, but I only kept it 18 months ....

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Big John

LOL - In my 50+ years buying (never quite new, usually about 2 years old, sometimes much more) I have only once broken the £10K barrier, in 2001.

Same as me with one exception - I bought an Octavia new in 2001 for £9k as the negotiated deal was cheaper than I could buy a nearly new one for! My dad got very interested in the deal I had done as he had been looking at 4 year old cars at a similar price - walked back into the dealer wanting a higher specced auto, he sighed and said , go on then tell me what are you paying - slight conversation and a rattle of the calculater , deal done. Actually the sales people back then in the Skoda dealership were great!

My limit has been £10k thus far new or nearly new - not sure next time as prices have rather gone up

Edited by Big John on 07/01/2018 at 00:25

Salesmen - Why do they exist - Smileyman

I purchased new car in August, in the months prior I did my research, including visiting showrooms of various different manutacturers then in the weeks porior to purchase selected and test drove the cars I had shortlisted ... I found the sales teams to be (mostly) pleasant but biased .... pushing what they wanted me to think I wanted (it's the result of market research), eg Peugeot 308, the petrol version of the spec with LED headlights comes with 17" wheels so this car has inferior fuel efficiency than the lower spec car but same engine with 16" wheels, or the Mazda salesman who tried to convince me punctures rarely happen and can be easily fixed with an aftermarket product hence no need to carry a spare (had a puncture in September!).

The car I purchased was not sold to me, I researched then selected it, then found the dealer with the best price (looked at carwow but this time the dealer had a better "special offer").

So what did the salesman do, he dealt with the paperwork, reams of it, so many signatures it's unreal, and on handover day he took the money (paid by debit card), showed me the controls for the car, and of course took a photo of me and Mrs S with the new car just before I drove it away. That's what the salesman did for me!

Edited by Smileyman on 07/01/2018 at 00:49

Salesmen - Why do they exist - daveyK_UK
I find sales staff at smaller dealerships such as Suburu or Kia to be a lot more clued up than sales staff at large dealerships such as Vauxhall or VW

The main difference is flexibility on price, inevitably the larger dealers are able to drop the price with ease unlike the smaller dealers.

Price is still the most important for me, especially on new and pre reg vehicles