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Sat 20 Oct 2001 19:53
Platitudinous PR (example no 93) - colin
Today's classic:
'A collision with any animal can have serious consequences ... "
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Sat 20 Oct 2001 22:29
Re: Platitudinous PR (example no 93) - Tomo
Such as a rhinoceros?
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Sun 21 Oct 2001 20:25
Re: Platitudinous PR (example no 93) - Bugs Bunny
I totally agree.
A friend of mine hit a rabbit with his SMART car.
The car was a write off.
The rabbit thought he had something hin his ear .....
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