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VERY funny - Halmer
Yes. He's very English.
VERY funny - Guru-Meditation
Is there a saturday motoring column in the Sun or Sport?
VERY funny - Manatee
Very amusing; almost as good as the schadenfreude induced by the reader in the letters column outwitted by his status car that wouldn't go faster than 20mph because he didn't know that's what he'd told it to do.

An "is it me?" moment was also brought on by Stephen Bayley's description of Audi's dual clutch mechanism - a solution looking for a problem if ever there was one. I won't be among the early adopters of this if it appears in any car I might otherwise buy. I have a theory that the main reason for the reliability of "Japanese" cars is that their manufacturers tend to stay away from this kind of breakdown-inducer unless it's needed and until they or someone else has proven the reliability of it.

I'm succumbing to Meldrewism I think.
VERY funny - No Do$h
I echo everything he says about Swiss drivers. Bleedin' awful!
VERY funny - NowWheels
The man's a heretic. Jelly Babies, with the head bitten off first, are the snack of the true connoisseur.

Nice writing, though :)
VERY funny - Phil G
Thought his column was dreary but the rest of the section much more interesting than usual.
VERY funny - JohnM52
Would love to but today's Telegraph came without Motoring or Finance sections and the Telegraph website has last Saturday's edition still up. Sometime soon no doubt!!!

JohnM
VERY funny - redafour
I think the guy is quite entertaining but why does Clarkson first but in then completley take over when he starts speaking on Top Gear? Is it only me that notices this?