Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - AngryJonny
Ok - prompted by this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4638790.stm
and other tales recently of traffic wardens being gits, I have a theory as to why all traffic wardens are inherently evil. Bear with me.


Traffic wardens are controlled by managers who are simply interested in meeting targets. They have to post X tickets per week and any warden who fails to do so will be in trouble. Repeated failure ends in sacking.

There are only so many illegally parked cars to ticket, so wardens have to get more inventive to meet their targets, pushing rules and finding any reason to punish someone who has strayed a few seconds over their time limit.

Any traffic warden with half a conscience will not ticket a vet who is attending an injured whale, a hearse, an ambulance etc. Only the ones who could sleep comfortably at night if they had spent all day strangling kittens would do that. So they meet their targets, and the traffic wardens who resemble decent human beings a little more do not. They get fired.

So the traffic wardens you have left are the evil ones.

Now repeat. Every time this process is run through the "nicest" wardens fall off the bottom and the nastiest ones remain. It's almost like "survival of the fittest" but more, survival of the evilest. The group of wardens that survive this process over and over again are simply the ones with the least conscience.

Have I oversimplified this, or does this describe how there is no such thing as a good traffic warden?


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AngryJonny (was E34kid)
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Round The Bend
Agree that the Whale parking thing is harsh, but you cannot expect TWs to exercise discretion. If you don't park in "controlled area" then you won't have a problem. "Parker Beware".
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Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - AngryJonny
"Parker Beware".


"With great power comes great responsibility"...?


Or in the case of traffic wardens: "With a smigeon of power comes a nasty, unapologetic jobsworth"


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AngryJonny (was E34kid)
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Dalglish
but you cannot expect TWs to exercise discretion

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according to teh bbc story, more jobsworth's in the coastguard agency:
The Maritime Coastguard Agency said the whale was not its responsibility because it died on a barge rather than land.


Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Thommo
Its really all very simple and much as you describe it.

In my youth I stupidly took up a commission only sales job. I only lasted a month in that month I met some of the most unpleasant people that I have ever met. I felt physically unclean when I went home. Anyway.

In a sales environment you have to make a minimum number of sales to keep your job and the more sale you make the more you are rewarded. Simple.

Traffic wardens are now in that environment. If there are not enough illegally parked cars to legitimately ticket they need to ticket legally parked cars to keep their job and put food on the table at home. The same is true incidentally of the Tax Camera Partnerships. The money MUST flow to at least pay the bureaucrats and their lovely index linked final salary pensions schemes or else.

Every so often a newspaper/TV does an expose of the disgusting and illegal tactics that go on. What follows is much harrumpting and talk of bad apples and the majority are honest new systems to be put in place etc etc and then they go back to doing what they always do.

However remember ultimately their employers are democratically elected. There is something you can do and thats vote for anyone who will stop the madness, if you can find that person on the ballot form.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Stuartli
My theory is that traffic wardens take up that job because they have just enough intelligence to become - traffic wardens.

Seriously, there's also the Jobsworth aspect; a bit of power supported by authority over fellow human beings.

It's a trait that applies to politicians, local councillors etc.
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Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - AR-CoolC
It's a trait that applies to politicians, local councillors etc.

As I always say, the type of people that want to be councillors, politicians, traffic wardens etc, should be the exact people who are not allowed to be one.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Thommo
Just now on the Jeremy Vine show. The marine biologists who were trying to save the whale in the Thames, all their vehicles got parking tickets.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Xileno {P}
More details here. What a lovely bunch they are:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4638790.stm
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - stevied
Is there anyone I could write to or e-mail to vent my frustration? I can't believe that news about the tickets, what did the traffic wardens think the people were doing? These people need to get a life. Any traffic wardens on here? I doubt it, but if you are come on, explain yourselves!
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - cheddar
On balance I think the council involved should cancel the marine vet's parking tickets (in the same way that the Sun should give their ten grand to the marine vet charity rather than to 'saving the whale's bones for the nation' - tosh).

However if they do there will be someone selling green Marine Vet stickers on e-Bay within a week.

Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Dwight Van Driver
www.tinyurl.com/dnspv

Whhhooooooo hooooo

dvd
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
I yield to none in my contempt for way the parking regulations are so often enforced, but hang on a minute. You can tell by looking at them that wardens are not from the privileged segments of society and many indeed are recent immigrants. They go round on the whole just doing their job and come in for a lot of stick from stressed members of the public. They are frequently physically assaulted and yelled at in immoderate fashion daily. It must be an absolutely awful job that no one would do unless they had to. The thing that really annoys us is that councils pretend they are concerned with maintaining traffic flow, when we know they do everything in their power to hamper it. Don't shoot the messenger, shoot his boss.

By the way Thommo: I too did a couple of weeks doorstepping vacuum cleaners in about 1960, with a notable lack of success. I too found my colleagues the most squalid collection of toerags imaginable. You live, and sometimes you learn.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Dalglish
More details here.

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eh? - is this not the same link as posted in the first/top post?

Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - NowWheels
It's a trait that applies to politicians, local councillors etc.
As I always say, the type of people that want to
be councillors, politicians, traffic wardens etc, should be the exact people
who are not allowed to be one.


Actually, I think that's unfair on the people involved.

Traffic wardens have never been falvour of the month, but the reason they are now so unresaonable is that the old public service ethos has been replaced by a culture of maximising the cash intake.

I knew lots of people who had public service jobs a few decades ago: on the railways, in local govt, wherever. ere werea few crooks, and there were probably more lazy sods than there should have been, but most of them believed in the idea of serving the public.

That has all been swept aside now, and replaced with a cash-driven culture in which -- as AngryJonny pointed out -- they are pressured into doing whatever is necessary to maximise the cash intake. Traffic wardens are only one example -- the same thing can be found across the former public services, where providing a service and treating the public fairly is no longer what matters. Surprise surprise -- if you tell people that hauling in cash is all that matters, you'll eventually get a workforce which does just that.

One thing we shouldn't forget too is that the privatisation of these services has always led to a fall in wages. So the buses, for example, can now only recruit people who are prepared to accept poverty pay, and driving standrads have plummeted because the bis companies are in a desperate struggle to recruit enough new staff to replace the drivers who flee as soon as they can get a better job. To be a bus-driver, you used to have demonstrate some commitment to skill and safety and service, but now the employers will grab anyone who wants the job.

It's not surprising - treat your public servants like scum and they'll treat the public like scum.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - L'escargot
<< I have
a theory as to why all traffic wardens are inherently evil.


I've never seen any evidence that all traffic wardens are inherently evil. My theory is that if I never park illegally then they will leave me alone. It's worked so far, and I've no reason to think that they won't continue to leave me alone in the future.
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L\'escargot.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
Very good l'Escargot. Gold star, and sit at the front.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - L'escargot
Very good l'Escargot. Gold star, and sit at the front.


I feel that in the context of this thread I'm already sat at the front proudly displaying my gold star!
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L\'escargot.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - stevied
So what's your take on the tickets on the cars belonging to the marine wardens then? Should they all have driven round trying to find an NCP car park, or did they (shock horror, God forbid) MAYBE think that getting out of their cars and doing their job was somehow more important? Terrible English in that first sentence, my apologies!!!
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Big Bad Dave
"I've never seen any evidence that all traffic wardens are inherently evil"

Evil people have goatee beards. Any Star Trek fan knows that.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Adam {P}
He's right you know. My Inglish teecher had a goatee. And look where he got me!
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - madf
My take on traffic wardens is that they do not have superhuman powers. So to expect them to know that cars belong to people who are saving the whale is sheer muppetry:-) (about the standards of the people reporting it then)

As l'escargot I never get tickets when I park legally. So I think wardens must be doing soemthing right.

Most illegal parkers appear to get what they deserve.
madf
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - pmh
The original posting omitted one other fact of life under a bonus scheme, (OK, so here the bonus is that they keep their job!). If targets are met, they are obviously understated! Hence next years targets will be higher! To achieve the higher targets when the market is saturated will require a degree of mis-selling, and hence the evil prevail.

As an aside, I have always thought that wardens are generally on the small side. Is this prejudice or a mis-observation? I reckon the same sub class also includes ticket inspectors (or revenue protection operatives), many customer service agents who sit behind glass screens and volunteer football referees. However with increasing levels of violence directed at wardens, maybe Darwinian selection will prevail, and the future promises a breed of supersized wardens.


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Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - stevied
"However, all of our cars have 'marine ambulance' on the side or 'marine medics'... and I would have hoped they would have given us the benefit of the doubt."

Madf, you don't need superhuman powers to be able to read. I would imagine even traffic wardens have got that level of education...
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Imagos
Discrection should have been applied in this case but was not.

My view is that anyone who wears a hat is a jobsworth, and a traffic warden more than most. A working class person doing this to another working class person/hero is simply dispicable.

The individuals who done this are the scum of the earth and should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

"This post is not an opinion of this website, it is my own personal view" if they want to sue me.

Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - nortones2
How very odd - its only a fine, so this talk of scum seems out of proportion. So far as our area is concerned the wardens are generally doing a worthwhile job: you can actually park near the shops now, the disabled-bay pirates are less numerous, and the parking on the pavement is being slightly deterred.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - stevied
We're not talking about your area. We're talking about people doing a valuable and humane job with little funding having this funding taken off them by fussy, inflexible traffic wardens. I utterly agree with you about disabled-bay pirates (like the phrase!) and the like, but that's not what is the issue here.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - nortones2
If the rescuers have a case to argue, they can take it up with the LA. As can anyone who feels there are mitigating circumstances - but the wardens on the front line are probably not given discretion. For discretion, you pay more and train more, and require a person better able to deal with balancing the issues. You want "efficient" "cost effective" public service - you get a privatised, low-labour cost, production line approach. See the article here: www.newstatesman.com/200408300014 Otherwise, just making the point that the wardens do a worthwhile job: how they do it is not in their gift sometimes.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - cheddar
but the wardens on the front line are probably not given discretion. For discretion, you pay more and train more, and require a person better able to deal with balancing the issues. >>


Perhaps they are not officially allowed to exercise discretion however it really does only take a bit of common sense, after all they/he/she must have walked along an embankment with lot's of people hanging over the parapet, they must have looked over to see a group of individuals attending to an 18ft whale, not an every day sight, they must have read the papers, seen the TV news, heard the radio news, discussed it with friends and colleagues ..... they then walk on and see a vehicle on an expired metre, 'doh what does that say, "Marine Vet", let's give 'im a ticket' . .........



Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - nortones2
Do agree that in your scenario Cheddar, they may have been over-zealous. They might have thought of radioing in to Inquisition HQ for advice. Maybe they did.....
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - drbe
A working class
person doing this to another working class person/hero is simply dispicable.
The individuals who done this are the scum of the earth
and should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
"This post is not an opinion of this website, it is
my own personal view" if they want to sue me.

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So - if a working class person (whatever that means) did this to a middle class person (whatever that means) that would be OK would it?
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - mss1tw
What are you wibbling on about?
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Robbie
Stuartli has hit the nail on the head. Who in their right mind would apply for a job as a traffic warden - even less as a parking attendant. If you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

I should imagine the IQ of the average parking attendant is somewhat less than average, and their tiny minds are unable to cope with the excess of power that is thrust upon them. Indeed, most people of low intelligence tend to act in a similar fashion when given an ounce of authority. School caretakers spring to mind. I recall a rather obnoxious individual who led his head teacher a merry dance. He always asserted that he was in charge of the school and not the head. Similarly, parking attendants probably think that they are in charge of the country and not our erstwhile president, Tony Bliar.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - just a bloke
Without wishing to label all wardens, I have to have my doubts.

I drive a convertable car, consequently I carry a small peice of tape which I use to stick the non sticky tickets of CMK to the windscreen of my car. I habitually stick them in the corner of the windscreen closet to the machine. So sometimes on left sometimes on the right.

Imagine my amusment to recieve a demand witgh menaces from CMK LA.
I happened to still have the ticket so sent it off with a recomendation that extra glasses be purchased :) they sent me a we'll let you off but here's a picture of your windscreen... except it was a picture of half my windscreen... just visible in the bottom corner... yep a parking ticket.

Oh well... it makes life fun I suppose.

In the last year I have successfuly argued against wrong tickets 4 times. On 1 occassion I was in the wrong I paid up.

A difficult job maybe.. much muppetry... definately
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
You can't expect a recently-arrived 30-year-old Ghanaian to see himself as working class in the same way as a rich plumber with a newish BMW. Class solidarity is a bit of a heavy hitter for this context, surely? Anyway as any Marxist will tell you private automobile ownership is bourgeois individualism writ large, so it might even be just a bit pretentious to claim to be working class if you've got a motor, especially a nice one...
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Thommo
As I have a Nigerian girlfriend I can tell you that a large number of the wardens in London are recent immigrants from Nigeria. One is a surgeon who can not get his qualifications recognised here for some reason although he is working at it.

Also, anyone who has lived in Lagos is not in the least worried by what the worst an British Chav/Hood can throw at them.

My point is that the system is corrupt and those within it are just reacting to that. We need a motorist party and we need to vote.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
Spot on Thommo (about Lagos!). Dunno whether a motorist party wd work although actually if everyone joined it would have a majority I'm sure... I saw an attendant round the corner from me stand unmoved under a twenty-minute 1,000-decibel tirade from a geezer with a white van, then walk away perfectly happy. The system as run now is very annoying to motorists and a few simple rule changes would improve it. But I wonder if we Toads and Dukes and Mr Magoos would be satisfied for long...
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - No FM2R
>>I should imagine the IQ of the average parking attendant is somewhat less than average, and their tiny minds are unable to cope with the excess of power

.....or they do have brains, are told how to do their jobs and are pig sick of being abused and insulted by illegally parked and idiotic punters who believe that this law does not apply to them.

They are told to ticket illegally parked cars. If discretion is reuqired, then the relevant authority/company is quite able to show that discretion.

Hardly the traffic warden's fault.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - dagwood
It is quite simple.Do not park illegally.So many people think because they own a car they are more important than anyone else.
What they really need to do is to get off their junk food induced lard asses and walk to McDonalds/Burgerking.
Instead of insulting other peoples jobs perhaps they should take a look at themselves and see what they contribute to society.
And no i am not a Traffic Warden and yes i own 3 cars, but cars are to get you from a to b, not to say " oh look at me i am wonderful, i own a car, i can park where i want"
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - stevied
That is a point, I suppose, but I still refer you to Cheddar's comment above in regard to the incident of the marine folk being ticketed. They CANNOT have been unaware of what was going on, and that just makes them spiteful. Whether it's fair or not, they have a dreadful reputation, and doing things like that doesn't help their case! If they do have brains, they're not using them are they?
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - cheddar
The fact is that there are rights, wrongs and exceptions, most people who are ticketed are in the wrong, some are in the right and succesfully appeal, IMO a few, like the marine vet guys are exceptions which I reckon the average Traffic warden really should be able to cope with.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - AngryJonny
The fact is that there are rights, wrongs and exceptions, most
people who are ticketed are in the wrong, some are in
the right and succesfully appeal, IMO a few, like the marine
vet guys are exceptions which I reckon the average Traffic warden
really should be able to cope with.


The problem is, going back to my original theory a little, that you see lots of wardens patrolling the same territory. If one exercises discression and leaves the vets' cars then the next one to come along will ticket them anyway, and get the brownie points from the boss. For his/her conscience, the warden who didn't issue a ticket is one step closer to getting the sack.

I'm not trying to say that traffic wardens are evil because it's little Hitlers who go in for that sort of thing. My argument is that the way their departments are run makes it impossible to be a warden with any sense decency. You ticket anything stationary that has wheels regardless of the circumstances, or you lose your job.

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Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Altea Ego
Look its a rubbish job. Nothing but hastle no thanks from anyone on either side, Would you do it?

We get the wardens we deserve.



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Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Happy Blue!
The road by my office has single yellow lines, which are designed partly to protect the people emerging from my car park. Too many people park over the end of the lines and block our view as we exit. So we are overjoyed when the wardens come and encourage them to book these miscreants.

Last week, such a miscreant had parked a long way over the end of the line, partly blocking the way out of the car park. A warden came along on his bike, as I was driving in and he sailed on by the offending vehicle. I wound the window down and hollered at him. He came back, had a look and said that as the yellow line was a bit feint, he would not book him!!! Idiot - what about blocking access to the highway - 'Oh thats the police sir, not me'.
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Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
Read TVM's post: would you do it? My guess is these people get so much carp from all directions that they just get narrow-minded, when they weren't to start with. After all this is just parking. If you really want to meet evil power-crazed morons, try primary schoolteachers. Warping the minds of innocent nippers for life. This parking stuff is just knockabout comedy for the most part, not serious in any way.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - NowWheels
Last week, such a miscreant had parked a long way over
the end of the line, partly blocking the way out of
the car park. A warden came along on his bike,
as I was driving in and he sailed on by the
offending vehicle. I wound the window down and hollered at
him. He came back, had a look and said that
as the yellow line was a bit feint, he would not
book him!!! Idiot - what about blocking access to the
highway - 'Oh thats the police sir, not me'.


Would you really blame him? Hated by the public, harassed by his profit-making employer, paid appallingly low wages -- and you ask him to do something which could cause him more grief when the miscreant goes along to pepipoo or some other bunch of ignore-the-law advisors and clogs up the system with complaints on the technicalities.

As TVM rightly says, we get the wardens we deserve.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Cliff Pope
The theory as proposed is easily verifiable.
We need some figures on traffic warden turnover, and then we need some interviews with sacked traffic wardens to establish the reasons.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - NowWheels
The theory as proposed is easily verifiable.
We need some figures on traffic warden turnover, and then we
need some interviews with sacked traffic wardens to establish the reasons.


That's not necessarily a sufficient sample base. Surely what really matters is the ones who are brassed off, but stick out the job, taking out their frustrations on the public. The sacked ones are no longer a problem
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - madf
It's all very well to talk of not ticketing people with signage on their vehicles. BUT: if other motorists realised that, there would be a spate of cars /vans etc illegally parked with spurious signs on them.

Whilst I will fully agree there are some wardens who are offficious and petty, if they don't ticket all illegal parkers I doubt if their bosses will let them keep their jobs for long. And discretion can so easily be abused.

If we want to blame anyone, blame their employers who tolerate/encourage bad attitudes.


As far as a motorists party is convcerned, I'd vote for one if it encouraged more traffic police to book the idiots driving at 40mph in a 30 limit, passing zebra crossings at 50 whilst overtaking when a pedestrian is on the crossing (yes really: happens frequently near us).

I'm afraid when I hear these calls, I look around and see the abuses carried out daily by local motorists .. and say nope.!


madf
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Navara Van man
The problem of traffic wardens is not as bad in the rural ares I work in. Maybee as there are far fewer warden they feel a need to actualy be acountable as they are personaly seen on a daily basis as oposed to the safety in numbers fealing that wardens in a large city must feel.

As a prime example on several ocasions when unloading equipment in larger citys I have been ticketed despite clearly displaying a sign saying working at X and it being obviouse that equipment is being unloaded. In a more ruarl area the warden will mearly check that i am actualy working on the premises and tell me to move once i have unloaded.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Bromptonaut
That is a point, I suppose, but I still refer you
to Cheddar's comment above in regard to the incident of the
marine folk being ticketed. They CANNOT have been unaware of what
was going on, and that just makes them spiteful. Whether it's
fair or not, they have a dreadful reputation, and doing things
like that doesn't help their case! If they do have brains,
they're not using them are they?




Most Councils have taken a policy decision to remove discretion from the attendants. The boys in the office will consider extenuating circumstances on a more consistent basis and away from the heat of the moment. There will be cases where less heat is generated by discretion on the road but as others have said that raises issues of training etc.

Incidentally the current legislation requires representations from owners to be considered by Council employees not the contractors who issue the tickets.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - L'escargot
<< Who in
their right mind would apply for a job as a traffic
warden - even less as a parking attendant.


Perhaps someone who is unemployed and has been unable to get another job in their preferred field? If I was in that situation I would take anything, even if only as a stop-gap, until I found something better paid.

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L'escargot.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - L'escargot
Mods,

The bold is once more assuming more authority than it has actually been given. (A bit like some people think traffic wardens do!)
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L'escargot.

{sorted. You didn't include a "b" in the command to switch off the bold text. ie you put (/) instead of (/b) - substitute brackets for less than/greater than characters. DD}
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Cliff Pope
"That's not necessarily a sufficient sample base. Surely what really matters is the ones who are brassed off, but stick out the job, taking out their frustrations on the public. The sacked ones are no longer a problem"


True, but the theory states that the number of "bad" wardens increases as the "good" ones leave.(good = human, bad = jobsworth) To test that you need to interview the leavers to establish whether they really do fall into that category.
If, for example, it turned out that they left quite randomly, say because they had found better paid jobs, or preferred a job with more challenge and power such as a concentration camp guard, then the theory of increasing proportions of bad ones would fail.

It would be a different theory, that they start off full of ideals and desire to help motorists find somewhere to park, but gradually become brassed off and resort to taking it out on the very people they are supposed to be serving.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Robbie
<< Who in
>> their right mind would apply for a job as a
traffic
>> warden - even less as a parking attendant.
Perhaps someone who is unemployed and has been unable to get
another job in their preferred field? If I was in that
situation I would take anything, even if only as a stop-gap,
until I found something better paid.


Quad erat demonstandum.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Vin {P}
L'Escargot said: "I've never seen any evidence that all traffic wardens are inherently evil. My theory is that if I never park illegally then they will leave me alone. It's worked so far, and I've no reason to think that they won't continue to leave me alone in the future."

A few years ago, I parked up in Coventry and wandered away to find a shop to get some change for the meter. I was away about five minutes. When I got back, a warden was waiting by the car. He said that he always waited a few minutes.

A couple of months ago, I stopped outside Southampton Library, only to realise I hadn't got any change. There was a Traffic Enforcer there and I told him my situation, namely that I would have to pop into the library first. "I'll have to ticket you if you leave your car".

That encapsulates the difference between the public service ethic and the revenue-at-all-costs ethic it's been replaced with.

V
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Vin {P}
And I missed my point. While,legalistically speaking, I was in the wrong in both cases, a grounding in reality helps to make the world go round.

V
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - daveyjp
Vin - ever thought of having a small tin of change in your car? Saves the problem of needing change and arguments with the wardens! A small travel sweet tin with about a fivers worth of silver in it does the trick for me.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - madf
I'm sorry.. but "time spent in reconnaisance is seldom wasted" as a former FD used to say. And if you have to pay and park, not carrying change.. is asking to be ticketed.
I carry change in a small purse. But as a backup I always carry a few selected coins in a flap in my wallet. (for emergency use and replace at once when used).


madf
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - stevied
You're absolutely right Madf. I bet you have a tidy house and get to work on time don't you? : )
Much as I try to keep money in the car and be sensible etc. it never lasts.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - IanJohnson
I am on the side of the wardens, even met two reasonable ones in Nottingham on Saturday, three out of four machines not working and the fourth playing up - warden advised me that legally I was liable for fine if i did not have a ticket even if the machine would not give me one, but then advised that they would not since they knew the machines were not working.

Have similar experiences in the City!

Approch them politely and they will be polite!

If you don't park illegally you don't get tickets!

If you don't speed you don't get tickets!

Don't blame the official when he catches YOU breaking the rules society sets.

And yes I carry a bag of change in the car!
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - drbe
And I missed my point. While,legalistically speaking, I was in
the wrong in both cases, a grounding in reality helps to
make the world go round.
V

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Quite so and knowing you you were going to park your car, why didn't you get change BEFORE you stopped?
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
Just so Vin, but the wardens don't set the policy, just execute it.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - FickNorthernBint
What are you banging on about???

It's only a FISH!!!
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
FNB: whales are mammals. People are sentimental about them because they are threatened. You can agree with the sentiment without going all the way with the sentimentality, innit?
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - FickNorthernBint
Fish, mammal, whatever...there are more important things in the world than getting weepy over a lost whale...
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Dynamic Dave
What are you banging on about???
It's only a FISH!!!


And this is a motoring website. So please revert to discussions of a motoring related theme please.

DD. BR Moderator.
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Vin {P}
"If you don't park illegally you don't get tickets!"

I'm arguing that in the real world, going for change with the intention of paying for parking is NOT illegal. The guy could have said he would check the other 20 vehicles in the area then come back and check I HAD returned with a ticket. No, no such flexibility seemed to be on hit mind.

And for those of you who are perfect and have change...well, what I'm saying is the one time you forget the change or it runs out, what are you meant to do? My genuine alternative in the situation above was to go home. There is NOWHERE to park in the area that isn't pay and display, so how was I meant to get change? What should I have done? The only possible resolution is to go home and get change, when there is a library 50 yards away where they are happy to give change.

I was polite to the Traffic Enforcer; I always am. However, a total lack of flexibility may result in other people being less than polite to them.

V
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - Lud
I was polite to the Traffic Enforcer; I always am.
However, a total lack of flexibility may result in other people
being less than polite to them.
V


As we all know, it does. But annoying though this can be (they peer round the corner until you get to the shop for change - I never have any either, keep reminding myself to keep some in the car but always forget, anyway I'd only lose it or embezzle it for a sausage roll or something - and then nip over and have written the thing out before you can reach them) there's very little point in arguing with these people, and bawling is undignified. You then have to go through a rigmarole of writing to the council and arguing and so forth, also very annoying. Perhaps a bit of lobbying in local council elections could achieve something?
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - smokie
I've had tickets when parked and doing my job in the past.

These were usually emergencies too.

I used to be a computer software engineer, and tens or hundreds of users were unable to work (or even worse sometimes), and the business was sometimes unable to function till the problem was cured.

It never made the headlines...



(I do recall driving off once as a warden was writing my ticket. For days afterwards I felt like a real criminal, thinking that every police car would have me on the Most Wanted list...)
Traffic Warden Theory - Discuss - IanJohnson
And for those of you who are perfect and have change...well,
what I'm saying is the one time you forget the change
or it runs out, what are you meant to do?


I know I am driving into central London tomorrow afternoon so have ALREADY made sure I have at least £15 in pound coins in case I end up parked on a meter instead of in an NCP.

>>However, a total lack of flexibility may result in other people being less than polite to them.

They do not set the rules, only enforce them.

I will not give them a chance to give me a ticket!