Series 1 Clio was never intended to have a sunroof, they were installed at the port of entry and as a consequence either rattled or leaked - usually into the central locking receiver just above the interior mirror.

The human satnav/speed detector/collision awareness detector (you're too close) on my passenger seat squeaks, rattles (on) and there seems to be no way of stopping it, short of leaving it at home.

But Can't knock it for keeping warm at night.

Now there goes a brave man! I take it SWMBO does not read this forum ORB.

Cheers Concrete

Nothing to do with the thread topic, but ORB's story reminds me of a safety film by RoSPA that I saw as a child in the 1950s, and the image still makes me chuckle.

A man stopped his Austin Eight and opened his door without looking. A Bentley driven by James Robertson Justice swept past and knocked the door right off. I can still visualise this indignant little man standing in the road holding his door.

As per the old VW advert, my silent Audi has a small oilcan in the glove box in case Mrs F's pendular ear rings need attention.