sorry........ - it was the best of jokes it was the worst of jokes - lucklesspedestrian

One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner.

One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food.

The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point

He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth.

The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool.

One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing.

The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.

First he came upon the lion.
"Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."

Then the chimp came upon the gorilla.
"Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"
"No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."

Then the chimp came upon the jaguar.
"Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?"


"Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool."


"Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.


"I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.


"Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.

"Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!"

sorry........ - it was the best of jokes it was the worst of jokes - Avant

Oh dear.

Why was the pedestrian luckless?

Because in another part of the jungle he didn't see the zebra crossing....

if any of you groaned at LP's joke, come up with a better one. Anyway, LP, thanks for raising a smile as well as a groan.

sorry........ - it was the best of jokes it was the worst of jokes - Dutchie

I was a passenger this week in the back of a taxi .I touched the drivers shoulder to ask him a question.He jumped out of his skin and he says.Sorry this is my first day driving a taxi I have always driven a hea***.:)

sorry........ - it was the best of jokes it was the worst of jokes - veryoldbear

Blimey the rudey words string filter gets sillier and sillier. It's getting to be quite a larf in itself. It quite made me sn*****.

Edited by veryoldbear on 22/08/2010 at 09:17

sorry........ - it was the best of jokes it was the worst of jokes - Dutchie

Daughter to dad,would you like to know how i got on on my first driving lesson?Or do you want to read about it in the paper?

sorry........ - it was the best of jokes it was the worst of jokes - fredthefifth

Man walks into garage having run out of petrol up the road.

Says to the attendant "Can of BP" please.

Attendant says "Dunno but a fish can f***, I've seen the bubbles".

FTF