Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - tack
Saw a local hospital patient transport vehicle this morning. I think it was a Fiat Dobio. It was very nicely (and I assume expensively) decal'd "Patience Transport". It made me laugh because the same day I saw a local tyre/exhaust service in Newbury Park with a nice glossy sign in large letters "Breaks, Exhausts, Tyres"

Anyone else seen any other howlers on vehicles?


Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Falkirk Bairn
M&S Cardboard box

"f***HER's DAY" Special
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - gordonbennet
This may get moderated, the spelling was correct but the funniest signwriting and presumably company name i ever saw was on a removals type truck in huge letters...

''Humpers..we hump anything anytime''
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Martin Devon
Piking up poeple on there speeling is a hobit of mine and is rather annoys the family, but hey! as you no I am that kinder guy.

BUT......(never start a sentence with BUT I was told) several years ago a Local idiot, I can only guess had a Honda Acty Pick up and in stick on letters from WH. Somebody or similar he had produced, Building Contractor on one side and Building Contactor on the other. All spaced correctly so it hadn't just fallen off. I laughed so much I thought my trousers would never dry!

Another Abbot Ale please Wife..............Ok I'll get it..............Best reg's.MD

Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Martin Devon
A firm In BarnstaPle North Devon had all their vehicles liveried with BarnstaBle. That's the carp British for you with an American Spell checker in their hands. Makes I larf u know.

MD
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Martin Devon
Ambulances with "Please keep x Meters clear on their rear doors..............Gas or 'lectric Guv??

MD
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - the swiss tony
seen many years ago.....
should have been 'fast parts delivery'
the f & p had been swapped................
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - tack
Just remembered, a local skip company has "Call us, we talk rubbish" on their skip lorries.
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - DP
Some local wag worked out a while ago that the 'EMERGENCY EXIT' decals on the local buses could be easily modified to read 'VIRGIN EXIT' with careful removal of selected parts of the letters.....
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - perro
All the police, fire and ambulance signs on the front of the vehicles in my area are back to front :)
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - bathtub tom
'This door is alarmed'

I've always wanted to put on the next one 'this door is startled!'
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - frazerjp
I can remember one contracters van, I can't remember which trade it was but it said on the side of the vehicle "QUALITY ERECTIONS".
I almost wet myself!
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - 1400ted

I remember a local greengrocers...when they used to write details of their prices on the window glass in white.
He must have got confused trying to write on the inside of the glass as he was trying to sell his stock of ..rhudarb.. to his punters outside.

Motoring link ? they used to use a Ford model T lorry well into the 70s !

Ted
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - David Horn
Our local builder has "before" and "after" cartoons on his van above the company name, with the "before" being a spic and span cartoon house and the "after' being a pile of rubble. Great sense of humour. ;-)
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - henry k
An example of quality decal but poor placement.

Addison Lee previous fleet of vans was not a problem
I read a report that they now have Ford People movers and their logo on the back window has been affected / compromised.
I was following one on the A40 this evening and they are correct.

Their logo is
cityguideoflondon.com/cms/images/staff_pictures/ad...f

The rear wiper wiper blade pivot is just to the right of the N and the blade parked on the right neatly splices the "ee" .
This wiper bladed at rest configuration transforms, to most eyes, the "ee" into "oo" .
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - ifithelps
When the tube was extended to Heathrow a number of new stations were built, including Osterley.

On the map inside a carriage someone added a 'P' at the start and 'for Christmas' at the end.

Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Ben 10
"When the tube was extended to Heathrow a number of new stations were built, including Osterley"

Osterley was around long before Heathrow ever existed.
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Fullchat
"All the police, fire and ambulance signs on the front of the vehicles in my area are back to front :)"

POTS ECILOP

Edited by Fullchat on 12/05/2009 at 21:51

Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - zookeeper
Just remembered a local skip company has "Call us we talk rubbish" on their skip
lorries.


talking of skip companies, we have a local one in leicester by the name of t watts , its on all the sides of their skips and wagons ( google it if think im just after a cheap gag)
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - L'escargot
tack,

Gone are the days of children being taught to speak and write good English. I despair of the current education system.

Incidentally, what does "decal'd" mean?
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - zookeeper
to quote homer simpson " i failed english...thats unpossible"
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - legacylad
slightly off topic...I live near Settle, N Yorks, and the town sign clearly states that it is twinned with Banyuls sur Mer.
In the pub we have often discussed removing the b, y and l. I am sure it is a lovely place though.

Edited by legacylad on 12/05/2009 at 23:13

Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - TimOrridge
tack
Gone are the days of children being taught to speak and write good English. I
despair of the current education system.
Incidentally what does "decal'd" mean?


More to the point, what's a "Dobio"?
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - tack
What's a Dobio?

I searched Google for it at the time and it appeared that a great number of people thought it was Dobio too, even the motoring press. Anyway, Dobio sounds more Italian/Italien, especially if you emphasise the Do as in DO(pause)bio.

eventuali altre domande?
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - R75
I am lead to believe (but equally could be just an urban myth) that the big orange and white trucks with TNT on them started life as Thompson International Transport, and for obvious reasons it was shortened to TNT rather then what it should have been!
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - gordonbennet
TNT on them started life as Thompson International Transport


My memory from when i worked for them was that it started in Australia as 'Thomas Nationwide Transport'...but that might have been National instead of Nationwide.

It was a good company to work for at one time, highly paid so long as you did as you were told and the job right...not been so for many years (the pay that is.;)
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - henry k
gb you were spot on :-

Thomas Nationwide Transport Limited was a large national freight forwarding firm, established in 1946. The firm changed its name to TNT Limited in 1986.
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - jbif
But Poor Spelling >>

I am lead to believe >>


led, not lead!

Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - El Hacko
anyone here been accused of carless driving?
Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - Xtype
Local kitchen fitting company in Birmingham run by an indian family have on the back of their vans...

'You've tried the cowboys, now try the indians!'



Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - tunacat
Van hire company in the Lancs/Yorks region,

probably sounds fair enough when spoken in the regional idiom:

" Sensible Priced "


(Aye lad, champion...)

Quality Decal - But Poor Spelling - oldnotbold
Vehicle AirCon Co. in West London:

tinyurl.com/29glle