Son and wife had a problem. Needed to change their hatchback for something that will better accommodate seat for expected baby. She sends him out at midday today to buy something suitable. He comes round this afternoon to shake up my pacemaker on the by-pass with his new Mitsubishi Evo. Exhaust pipe big enough for a sewer, 0-60 in 3.9. secs, 157 m.p.h. (governed, but he mentions special tuning kits), no suspension to speak of. He hasn't been home yet. How can he convince her this is the best solution to the problem?
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By buying her a very expensive ring, and sending her shopping for herself with a gold card, no questions asked.
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Concentrate on the positives i.e. a 4 door saloon with easy access and a decent boot and happy to be driven as a shopping car. Personally I don't blame him !
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A colleagues husband uses an Impreza for similar family duties. Apparently the chief advantage is that, with blacked out drug dealer style rear windows, nobody can tell the kids are in the car so he can still pretend to be cool.
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