Brunstrom joke - Thommo
Well we all know Brunstrom is a joke but this letter was in the Telegraph Saturday from a resident in his area of North Wales.

Mr. Brunstrom is proposing the incapacitometer a device to tell if you are driving whilst on drugs, too tired etc. In response I propose a plodometer. This low tech device will consist of an OAP equiped with a calendar sitting in her freshhly burgled home waiting for a member of his force to arrive and investigate the crime. The scale will run from 2 days to infinity.

Well made me laugh...