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Its rumoured that there is a place, a tunnel somewhere in Switzerland, where scientistics hope soon to create and prove such a holy grail actually exists. The secret tunnel is a fanatastically expensive, gigantic underground circular track fitted with cutting edge technology. The original plan was to take 2 cars, an alfa and an omega, but as the omega has now proven not to exist anymore, korean scientists suggested an alternative be used - a hiunder.
They plan to drive both cars remotely in opposite directions gradually increasing the speed and energy of each until they reach a critical point (>88 mph iirc) and then cross the lanes and allow them to smash head on. Several specially developed speed cameras and radar detectors will be used to analyse the debris from this massively energetic collision. Theory suggested by Albert Feinstein in the 1970's states that new cars would be produced, albeit briefly before they rapidly break down and rust away. One car would be the legendry alfundai, and an opposite and less equal car should be briefly seen driving in the opposite direction, called a Hyulfa. It is hoped that several subcomponents, never before seen could also be glimpsed. Suggestions include a motorola radio with push button selector, a contactless ignition system, and even an incredible square steering wheel.
A few scientists are warning against this experiment and predicting a doomsday scenario of uncontrolled worldwide explosion of randomly changing speed limits bringing chaos to daily commutes as a result. However this was dismissed by the director of the centre as just scaremongering and a feeble attempt to divert funding to "poor science" projects such as global warming.
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