I wish I had not bought that - ifithelps
Shamlessly nicking an idea from another thread, I wondered about cars that were bought, but which in hindsight should not have been.

I have only one I really regret - an F-reg Rover 3500 auto.

It had four fibre glass wings, a tappet rattle, contact breaker points that were not up to firing eight cylinders, a clunky auto box, tatty interior and a few faults I've probablyforgotten.

None of this could not have been fixed, but I lacked the time, money, and expertise to bring the car up to a decent standard.

Pity, because in good order they were quite something.

I drove a couple of good ones, including a lovely 3500S manual, but I made the mistake of buying a poor one.

I wish I had not bought that - TheOilBurner
Of the 18 cars I've owned in the last 12 years, only 3 of them I truly regretted: a Citroën BX, a Renault Megane and a Citroën C5.

Can anyone spot the pattern here? ;)

My current C5 is a lovely car in many respects, but is spoiled by numerous annoying niggles and by dealers that can't/won't sort problems, despite head office performing customer surveys over the phone in an attempt to bully the dealers into good behaviour.

It's most annoying problem at the minute is a clunking/shunting in gears 1-3 that drives me nuts, but magically, the technicians can't detect on their test drives...

That and the fact that the headlamp washer jets keep getting stuck, leaving them protruding 2" out of the car, the seat belt doesn't retract properly, there's a leak in the door seals somewhere and the bootlid doesn't raise fully without help.

Why is it that each French car I've owned does stupid stuff like this, but numerous Vauxhalls, Fords, Toyotas and Volvos I've owned (and SWMBO has owned) have been responsible for far less greying of my hair?
I wish I had not bought that - Jcoventry
TheOilBurner, its not just French cars. My Ford Ka has had numerous problems from new including shocker absorber requiring replacement at 5000 miles, a water leak into driver's footwell, various dashboard rattles and other annoying noises. All these problems have been fixed though, under warranty for free. I'm not saying every Ford is like this, but its not just French cars. Usually its just a case of bad luck, as in, you ended up with a car that wasn't completed to the quality that another might have been off the same production line. Incidentally, my dad's Citroen AX served him for over 70,000 miles of relatively trouble free driving if I remember correctly. However by that time it was very tired, seats had sagged, etc. I am not sure of the point of Citroens these days - they are nowhere near as interesting or quirky as the older ones and you can usually get a more reliable/better looking car from another manufacturer for less money.
I wish I had not bought that - Alby Back
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I wish I had not bought that - LikedDrivingOnce
I've been extremely lucky with my cars. They have been all been very decent and reliable. The only two that I wished that I had not bought were:
a) Ford Fiesta Quartz Special edition - early 1960's.
This version had two lights in the dashboard to warn you when you were driving un-economically. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but they used to drive me nuts. It also had unresolved problems with starting, electrical gremlins, and was an early victim to rust.
b) Current car - BM 320d.
Won't repeat the annoyances since I've already explained them on other threads.
Entirely my fault though, since I didn't do my research properly, or insist on a proper test drive.
I wish I had not bought that - Steve Pearce
a) Ford Fiesta Quartz Special edition - early 1960's.


I assume that should be early 1990's?
I wish I had not bought that - TheOilBurner
Usually its just a case of bad luck as in you ended up with
a car that wasn't completed to the quality that another might have been off the
same production line.


I agree that can be the case. SWMBO has a Fiesta that had a few faults from brand new, but once it was fixed in those first few months it was fine for years after.

The thing that gets me with the C5 is that it was perfect when I got it, but in such a short space of time it's gone downhill very rapidly despite not doing many miles.
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At least you learned your lesson and now steer Humph! I should do the same... :)
I wish I had not bought that - Pugugly
Brand new was it then iffy ? :-)
I wish I had not bought that - Cheeky
Two that I regret.

1. A brand new (2001) Peugeot 206 DTurbo. Dashboard slowly fell apart, seats would collapse when folding to allow rear passengers in, lights leaked water, crunching gearbox issues. Sold it back to Peugeot for a loss after only a year.

2. An ancient (G reg) Audi 80 purely as a run around. Should have known better, it was absolutely shot when I got it for the princely sum of £500. I spent about £600 on it over 2 weeks and ended up putting it out of its misery by driving it to the scrappy after a month or so of ownership. That was about three years ago.

Edited by Cheeky on 04/01/2010 at 17:57

I wish I had not bought that - Pugugly
Nothing really - enjoyed most of them !
I wish I had not bought that - Galaxy
Ford Anglia 105E......Found out after I bought it that the rear spring hangers were totally rusted away and the backs of the leaf springs were just resting on the underside of the boot! Cost me £25 to get it welded-up, which was a lot of money in those days.

Hillman Imp.......Had a problem with the synchromesh on second gear, which I complained about to the used car dealer I bought it from. After their attempts to repair the gearbox they finished up fitting a "reconditioned" gearbox, and demanded a contribution from myself towards it. After about six weeks of use this started to jump out of gear. This saga was repeated and, in the end, this car had three different gearboxes fitted in three months! The last time I got it back I hardly dared to use it, and sold it quick before the gearbox failed yet again.

Vauxhall Viva HB.......Siezed up on the M4 the first long run that I did in it! Spent a fortune reconditioning the engine, after which it actually ended up being a really good car. However, if I'd spent what I forked-out on the car plus what the engine job cost, I'd have been able to buy a much later car.

I wish I had not bought that - Andrew-T
Nothing really - enjoyed most of them !


Same here, PU. My succession since 1964 of BMC (Leyland) 1100s and Maxis with an odd Triumph, then a Cavalier estate, and finally a series of Peugeots since the late 80's, have taken me around and across Canada, the States, and various parts of the British Isles, France, Germany and Switzerland, pretty well without fault. I do remember having a Maxi fanbelt changed in France before it parted ... One or two of the early cars developed unacceptable levels of tinworm, and I became skilled at changing the electric fuel pump on the first 1100; but mechanically I have not suffered any serious failures except a broken clutch cable and a stop solenoid - both on a 205 Dturbo. Probably no more than 10 punctures in all that time too.

Edited by Andrew-T on 05/01/2010 at 17:58

I wish I had not bought that - bazza
A Metro 1.3, bought in 1985, about 2 years old. To this day I don't know why. I guess I was taken in by the "new Mini" advertising! The seat fell apart on the way home from picking it up and it needed a can of oil every week sprayed into the CV joint area to stop it squeaking. The points lasted about 1000 miles and the condensor about the same. I could get the distributor off and refitted in the dark, I did it so often. It used a pint of oil every 400 miles and the day before I sold it, I put my finger through the front wing while washing it. It was only 3 years old. I swapped it for a MK 1 Astra which felt like a Rolls Royce in comparison. I vowed I would never have another BL/Rover product! Thank goodness they don't make them like that any more!
I wish I had not bought that - OmNo
2001 1.0l VW Polo - absolute bag of nails it was.
The engine pinked like a good un, I'm not sure what the gear stick was connected to before the gear box but it felt like it was in a bowl of jelly - the dash rattled like my dauhters play pen and the ride on the small wheels was awful. Funnily enough I bought it for the VW build quality as well !!
You can't win them all.
I wish I had not bought that - Rattle
Learnt a massive lesson on my last car. Bought a Fiesta MK4 for £350 with new sills. It actually drove ok until the clutch went a few weeks later and the play in the steering seem to get worse. I owned it for two months before selling it for spairs and repair. The lesson? It may have had no sills but the rest of the car was rotten as a 2 year old apple.

Everything broke on it too, the day after I bought it the drivers door handle snapped.
I wish I had not bought that - Jcoventry
Rattle, that's not really fair to the Fiesta MK4 though. They are very old cars now - you bought a rotten one and its no surprise it was rotten considering how bad they were for rust. But for arguments sake, lets say you bought it new, I'm sure your opinion of it would be different.
I wish I had not bought that - Rattle
My dads got one, an R reg MK4 Ghia with the 14" four spoke sports wheels. It had had all its suspension parts replaced, is now starting to suffer the rust issues but the chasis is still solid underneath. In the 20k we have owned the only single engine repair it has needed is a new thermostat and a new breather pipe which I diagnosed and fitted myself.

On 85k and until the day my dad broke his arm it ran like new. He starts it once a week and it still starts instantly. It is a lovely lovely car to drive it just encourages you to chuck into corners with better brakes and a faster engine it would be fantastic - oh wait its called a Puma.

Everything that is famous for going wrong with the MK4 has done on my dads, CV joints, break pipes, bushes, arms, boots etc.

The main issue with my dads MK4 is it has the 1.3 Endura which is reliable and simple ( no cam belt to worry about) but the chasis just demands a fast engine.My Corsa 1.2 16v can trounce it in a straight line but down the Top Gear track I have no doubt the Fiesta would win.

If I ever have the money to have two cars the Puma would be on my list.

I like my Corsa because despite its age there is no unusual noises, the suspension is silent etc and everything works. It is just a shame it not much fun round corners, but the four new springs and shocks helped some what.

I never regretted buying an old MK4, I just regretted buying that one. In fact I actually wish I had kept the MK3 I sold 12 months before and had a new engine put in it. The engine was useless (about 20bhp left, 1 litre of oil per 100 miles etc) but the bodywork was solid.

Edited by Rattle on 04/01/2010 at 19:25

I wish I had not bought that - Jcoventry
You really have to watch out for rust and suspension wear on the Puma too though. :) Fords, fun eh.
I wish I had not bought that - dimdip
Worst buy was a five year old, 50k D-reg Golf 1.6CL. Although cosmetically fine, over several years, all sorts of things needed replacing that shouldn't have given trouble much before 100k: clutch, gearbox, CV joints, dampers. Engine was noisy, hydraulic tappets rattled, and the head gasket went at about 120k. I suspect it had been clocked to the tune of about 50k miles.
I wish I had not bought that - BobbyG
I had a Peugeot 309 Style, E Reg, think it was 1.3 engine. Car was superb in every way.
So much so that when a facelift came out, I traded it in for a 1.6 GL and it was a complete dog.

Unbeknown to me, there was an inherent issue with the carburettor on the 1.6 models and nothing, but nothing the dealer did (and charged me for) would cure it.
I wish I had not bought that - AndyTheGreat

Lancia Thema - great engine and lovely to drive but didnt take long to dissolve into a pile of rust.

But if it had been the 8.32 things might have been different!
I wish I had not bought that - corax
Opel Monza - The fuel injection system proceded to leak fuel all over the exhaust manifold because Opel in their wisdom decided to make it from short lengths of rubber hose that perished, the LCD dash only displayed MPH about 10% of the time, the rest of the time it displayed in KPH due to a faulty switch, so I had to constantly work out my speed as I was driving, the engine wouldn't idle properly and the rear wheel bearings were shot.

One day I decided to flick the back end out round a wet roundabout, held a lovely slide, over corrected and went over a kerb. I parked the car at home and thought nothing of it.

Next morning I came out to find the nearside wing about an inch higher than the bonnet. The suspension had broken through the inner wing due to horrendous tinworm, probably helped by the previous days antics. Enough is enough I thought, and gave it away free to an Opel enthusiast, ending the whole sorry episode.

Shouldn't have bought the first one I saw.....
I wish I had not bought that - barneybear
about 1989 I bought a B reg 5 door escort,
It drank oil and pulled to the left. the hatch snapped off its hinges one day which I replaced with a scrap hatch. Final straw - broke down in Perth on way to Aberdeen. AA diagnosed blocked carb. In Aberdeen bought new air filter and replaced oil soaked one. Ran fine all week, set off back and broke down at same roundabout in Perth!
Several AA vans dispatched to help between Perth and south Edinburgh before finally towing back to York.
Sold two weeks later for a"new" Escort (which was stolen 18 months later!) that was everything the old 'un wasn't.
I wish I had not bought that - Armstrong Sid
A Saab 99 bought in the late 1970s when it was about 6 or 7 years old. Worst car I've ever owned by a mile. When everything was working ok it was great, but there were very few occasions like that in the two years I owned it (couldn't afford to get rid of it any earlier)

Big problem was it had a hydraulic clutch, and it was forever losing pressure, despite numerous visits to the main dealer who were a bit useless. They'd fix it and the clutch pedal would be solid for a few days and then it would gradually become limp and floppy as the pressure disappeared. Because of this feature I became expert at driving clutch-less. I could stop or start from a red light or junction by switching the ignition on or off, and lurching away in second gear; I had so much practice it became easy.

And the non-power steering was unbelievably heavy. Today's kids don't know what they are missing. It would've required less effort to push an elephant uphill.
I wish I had not bought that - Harleyman
Worst heap was a Citroen BX which put me off the marque forever; a previous girlfriend's Saxo merely confirmed this a few years ago.

Others I've regretted were a Marina 1.3; not that I actually disliked the Marina as a car, simply a bad buy at the time because it turned out to be a shed, and furthermore I'd swapped it for my much-loved old Land- Rover. Another one that still haunts me is a VW Beetle; a 1966 model, last of the 6-volts, and since I was doing a lot of night driving at the time it didn't stay with me for long.
I wish I had not bought that - retgwte
i bought a fiesta - the biggest heap of junk

and also had company escort/granada/focus at various points

i wouldnt sign money over for a ford car if you held a gun to my head

I wish I had not bought that - AshT
Vauxhall Belmont 1.3L - easily the worst car I've owned. Bought it after borrowing a friend's Astra, sadly it was nothing like the Astra. The boot hanging off the end ruined the handling and the extra weight, even when empty, made the thing completely gutless.

Sold it as quickly as possible and bought an Orion with the old non-turbo 1.8 diesel - better handling, quicker, and more economical.
I wish I had not bought that - Blue {P}
Well right about now I'm thinking my current car, a 2005 Mondeo ST TDCi.

I've had it since 5th December and suffered clutch failure last week without warning, the repair bill, a startling £1,240!

I live in hope that the rest of her time with me is less costly!

I wish I had not bought that - Rattle
The dread dual mass flywheels? You've commented on that yourself I Am sure in the past :( How ironic.
I wish I had not bought that - cheddar
Any car can need a new clutch or have the clutch abused by a previous owner, DMF or not.

To answer the question:

'68 Beetle, 6v electrics, no fun to drive.

'83 Metro Turbo because it turned out that it had been clocked (or at least I thought so) though it also turned out to be good fun.

'96 Vectra SRi, a company car, potentially very nice and a better interior than the later one though troublesome. The replacement '98 V6 was better.
I wish I had not bought that - b308
My first car, 1968 Mini 850, from the local garage, and to my Dad's disgust they stitched us up really well, he never spoke to them again!
I wish I had not bought that - M.M
Funny how sometimes one make dogs you with bad examples. Of the 60+ cars we've owned for us it has been Vauxhall... albeit going back a few years. A HA Viva 1100 auto... so so slow and no other redeming features. A HC Firenza Coupe... met blue with alloys but with the standard 1100 engine it was virtually as slow/bad as the Viva. Finally an Astra 1300 van which fell apart in 6mths of ownership.
I wish I had not bought that - ifithelps
... Of the 60+ cars we've owned...

Sixty-plus? You must change your car more often than most people change their shirt. :)
I wish I had not bought that - M.M
In a nerdy bored Christmas moment I listed them all and it is at least 67. Sounds a lot but that's between self and SWMBO over 35yrs... had three vehicles at once for many periods and some not so good ones only stayed 2-3mths.
I wish I had not bought that - DP
VW Polo 1.9D CL on an R plate. Was just five years old with 40k on the clock, family owned from new. The power steering sprung a leak, the rear arches went rotten, front wheel bearings became noisy, the interior trim fell to bits, the alternator packed up and the heated rear window stopped working. All in a year. Plus it was both gutless and uneconomical, noisy, and generally drab and joyless, like all the life and "pizazz" had been sucked out of it at the design phase. Sold it, and bought a mkIV Fiesta which wiped the floor with it in every respect. Also vowed never to buy a VW again, which I stuck to until we bought our Golf last year. doh! The Golf's good though. We like it.

I also want to add our Grand Scenic to this, but I don't regret buying it because it was a lovely car. What I do regret is not selling it when it got to the 60,000 miles that Renaults are clearly designed to last before everything starts to fall apart or fail in some way. Pre 60k it was a peach. Post 60k, the stuff nightmares are made of.

Edited by DP on 05/01/2010 at 09:58

I wish I had not bought that - Jcoventry
M.M - Well it is a lot - some people keep the same car for as long as 10-20 years.

Edited by Jcoventry on 05/01/2010 at 10:32

I wish I had not bought that - bathtub tom
Austin Ambassador 1.7.

Bought to replace 1800 Princess.

It was gutless, drank petrol, rear side window fell out, needed frequent front suspension ball joints and front brake discs that kept warping. New clutch (pig of a job without engine lifting gear), CVs, thermostat holder (it broke trying to remove thermostat), head gasket (small 'o' ring perished depositing copious amounts of oil over engine, complete exhaust. The back brakes would snatch viciously with the first few applications each journey depite having the first few inches of the leading edge of the leading shoes feathered to within a fraction of the backing. Hydragas unit and suspension bushes broke my thumb.

I'm sure I could think of more, but I try to forget.
I wish I had not bought that - idle_chatterer
1996 Vectra (company car so I was locked into the lease for 4 years), cat disintegrated after 40 miles from delivery (44 miles on the clock), it did around 30K miles per annum so never went more than 4 months between main dealer services, can't recall it making it for an entire 16 weeks without an unscheduled visit to the dealer for something or other. Main problems with oil seals, engine sensors, steering racks, cats, trim, electrics, aircon. Dealers rarely fixed faults first time and often broke other things, I've never had a Vauxhall since and probably never will either.....

Speaking of design life, the Vectra was bad from the start but went down hill rapidly at 70K miles.

Apart from that, Honda Civic FK3 I guess, big disappointment with the suspension in particular, I'm really quite sad to say.

Edited by idle_chatterer on 05/01/2010 at 14:29

I wish I had not bought that - b308
Austin Ambassador 1.7.


I had one and the power steering went on the blink when we were up visiting in Blackburn... agree about the gutless engine, looking at the hp/torque figures it should have been ok but it definitely wasn't... I alwys thought that they spoilt the lines of the Princess when they smoothed it out to make the Ambassador.
I wish I had not bought that - bathtub tom
>>the power steering went on the blink

Strangely enough that was the one thing that never caused any problems. It was the first car I owned with PAS. It was so light, with no feel, that I couldn't steer a straight line for weeks when I first got it, felt like you were driving on ice!

Just remembered it had (I think) a bent dizzy drive shaft, as did the two replacements, meaning the timing between 1 & 4 and 2 & 3 was different. I eventually resolved that with an 'ammer and a bit of wood. I found that problem when the mechanical advance got stuck fully advanced - never heard pinking like it!
I wish I had not bought that - stevied
Isuzu Piazza Turbo. Drunken ebay purchase. Apparently Lotus helped with the suspension, but seeing as it slid in a straight line not sure what they did... it did about 15 to the gallon (even though the engine was not a V6 or anything: it sounded like a bag of nails) and had the worst gearchange of any car I have ever had. It did have beautiful seats though! The interior was quite cool generally: all woolly, it was like piloting a sheep. Sold it to a bloke in Coventry and he wrote it off a few weeks later.
I wish I had not bought that - dimdip
This thread has made me realise how lightly I've got off; sounds like you needed to be a competent mechanic just to own a car in the bad old days! ;o)
I wish I had not bought that - old crocks
Sounds like you needed to be a competent mechanic just to own a car in the bad old days!


Yes, with lots of cars. I used to carry a metal 5-tray cantilever tool box around in the boot (and a few head gaskets) for about 20 years. No need now.

Downside is now any idiot can drive a car, and expect to get to the end of their journey, and so the roads are so full you can't enjoy them. ;-)

I wish I had not bought that - dimdip
Ha! and just think of all the petrol you save not having to lug the tools around :)
I wish I had not bought that - bell boy
I often think that too as i always had the 5 cantilever draw full of worn out screwdrivers from the war,vono bed spanners ,worn out pliers and of course the old bib and brace just in case in there too...
Did i mention it always spilt everything out as i used to take all corner with gung ho spirit,i remember once losing all 4 hubcaps on my way home from work and searching all over in the grass for them,think i left them off after that do
I wish I had not bought that - Dipstick
I'd forgotten the Isuzu. My boss twenty years ago had one. He was something of a character - ex RAF pilot and slightly eccentric.

Once when coming back from a conference, me as a passenger in the Piazza, without warning and for no apparent reason he suddenly and violently turned off the main road, through a field gate, over the grass for a few hundred yards and out of the next gate back to the main road. Both gates were open.

At no point did he change his conversation, and I didn't say anything.
I wish I had not bought that - boxsterboy
Citroen C4 Picasso. A great family car in all but one respect - the drivers seat had a lump at the bottom of the back rest that gave me chronic back-ache (I think it was called lumbar support but it did nothing of the kind for me). It was OK on the motorway when you weren't on and off the accelerator/brake but around town it was a real pain. The really annoying thing is that I borrowed a car for a day to ensure I was happy/comfortable with it - and I was. But the car I bought was a different trim level and had a different seat ...

I looked into replacing the seat, but the cost was prohibitive, and so cut my losses after only 4 months.

Apart from that a Morris Marina 1.3 Coupe that I had the misfortune to borrow for a couple of weeks years ago stands out as being an all-round pile of carp, unsurprisingly.
I wish I had not bought that - Mapmaker
A W123 230TE. Nicked within a fortnight. £1,000 down the drain.

It could have happened to anybody, or any car BUT the silly thing was that I'd bought it to replace another one - which had cost me £400 and had been nicked after three months.
I wish I had not bought that - boxsterboy
A W123 230TE. Nicked within a fortnight.
I'd bought it to replace another one which had
been nicked after three months.


I bet they're both still doing sterling service out in Africa!
I wish I had not bought that - Mapmaker
>>I bet they're both still doing sterling service out in Africa!

I bet the engines, gearbox and other components are, anyway. The bodywork and chassis will last forever out there, but poor quality petrol and running the cars without an air filter in a dusty environment kills cars quickly in Africa.
I wish I had not bought that - corax
But the car I bought was a different trim level and had a different seat


Theres nothing worse than an uncomfortable car. I can put up with something slightly thirsty if its comfortable, but not bad seats. When I bought my current BMW, it had standard seats, and it gave me back ache on long journeys. So I ordered a used drivers sport seat from a coupe from a dismantlers and fitted that. The car is now transformed! I'm not really worried about the situation if selling it, its old now anyway.
I wish I had not bought that - stevied
It was not eccentricity. That's how badly they handle......! : )

He sounds fun, I like the fact he didn't even acknowledge it....

If anyone is interested the Piazza was based on a Guigiaro concept car/design study, the Ace of Clubs. Very much the "folded-paper" school of design.
I wish I had not bought that - El Hacko
Neighbour with kids same age as ours showed us the delights of camping in Brittany - his Ambassador was new and very comfy, but had oil leak and engine seemed to "whip" a lot on acceleration. One day when weather not too good, we found a French BL dealer/agent who put it up on ramp, and watched him as he poked around underneath. He kept muttering "encroyable, encroyable..." Turned out only one of the 3 engine mountings was bolted. Good old British Leyland. He got and bought a Cortina.
I wish I had not bought that - Martin Devon
I've had it since 5th December and suffered clutch failure last week without warning the repair bill a startling £1 240!

Private buy or dealer Blue?
I wish I had not bought that - zookeeper
austin montego circa 1990.....first week i had it the camcovers leaked oil so bably the oil light came on within 4 miles , had it replaced and it did it again within the week, then soon after the alternator went for a burton, it had go faster alloy wheels that kept deflating and the spare was a steel original different size too, when it was parked under unatural light the passenger front door didnt quite match the rest of the car
luckily the finance company i had it from went bust, i ignored the letters that came soon after and eventually i heard no more ....
I wish I had not bought that - dontlikepolo

Same mistake here. So many noises that I can't pin point one problem. Had the crank shaft bolt come off(previous owner had glued it together) have replaced cv's inners and outers as well as wheel bearing at least 6 times in 70 000 kms. Car slides when going over humps while turning. Had to overhaul and to top in off now it is giving me problems with idling. At the end of the day it's true. Volkswagen making mechanics out of drivers since 1984. s*** car s*** service and has put me off so much that I would never ever buy a Volkswagen ever again. Except for my worst enemy

I wish I had not bought that - TheOilBurner
For all my French car bashing, I forgot about my first car. Now there's a story. (Warning: long post follows!)

As a pale young student, flush with student loans, but lacking any sense, I bought a 100,000 mile 1984 Ford Escort 1.6 Ghia back in 1996. No history, of course.

I handed over my £400, giddy with the expectation of becoming a car owner, some 3 years after actually passing my test. I drove off and headed up the road. Before long I noticed the fuel light was on and there was little more than fumes in the tank. "Thanks a lot", I thought.

So, I pulled into the nearest petrol station, went round to the filler cap...and... Well the swear filter stops me from repeating what I said. Somebody had been at the filler cap lock and there was no way on Earth that the key was going to remove it.

Given how empty the tank was, I wasn't sure I was going to be able to pull off the forecourt, let alone make it somewhere to get it sorted.

Thankfully, there was a fast fit tyre place next door, and a very helpful chap came over and levered off the filler cap with a crow bar for me and was kind enough to give me a temporary cap to put on it for free. Guess where I went to buy my first tyres?

Anyway, what little elation remained wore off quite quickly when my mate looked at it and noticed that there was only 4 gears when it should have had 5. He suggested painting a 5th on the gear lever with Tip-ex, I was not amused! I worked out later that the original gearbox had been replaced with one from a Fiesta... There was definitely something funny going on here, as I soon sussed that the paint was too dark a shade of red to be anything it left the factory with, the ignition key was different to the door keys, the spare tyre was bald over 50% of the tread, but looked new on the rest, and some of the chrome Ghia body fittings were missing. That was probably a blessing actually.

I couple of days later the car died near home. A quick look under the bonnet showed that the battery positive lead had sheared right off. I futilely tried to reconnect it with a clothes peg (honestly, how daft I was) before giving up and getting a mate to help me push it to the nearest Indy garage.

Now my troubles really started! They fixed the battery lead for me, and also gave the car a once over while they had it. They found rust everywhere, in the sills, under the floor, under the battery tray and the front cross member was actually split in two by rust!
They also suggested I fit a new battery, as the one that was fitted was buzzing quite loudly.

Angrily, I went round to the guy's house who sold it to me, which was probably not the best idea, as it wasn't the classiest area, and the guy wouldn't have looked out of place in a police line up. Lucky for me, his missus was there, and she made him give me half the money back, which was something I guess.

So I spent a few hundred quid getting the rust sorted, only to find the head gasket had gone. I had no end of troubles with the engine not starting warm and then overheating in traffic.

There was also the day when I noticed a knocking noise coming from the front wheels, I took it to my local Indy who quickly spotted that one wheel was so loose that it was about to fall off. Somehow the bolts had come undone and the wheel was flopping about like jelly in an earthquake. I'd driven about 15-20 miles with it like that...

Because of a lack of cash (although having no shortage of idiocy) I was driving round with nearly bald tyres (just as the car was sold to me...) when one day a copper stopped me leaving Sainsburys' car park for a friendly check of my tyres. I politely advised him I had frozen food in the boot and didn't wish to stop. Amazingly, he actually let me go. I still can't believe that to this day. I believe it's 3 points per bald tyre, so that should have been bye, bye licence on that day. I certainly deserved it! The next day I went and bought 4 new tyres the very minute the tyre fitters opened.

It was also the only car I've owned to be broken into. Served me right with the silly big speakers I fitted to the parcel shelf for all to see. Kids eh?

I sold the Escort after a few months as the thing had bled me dry. At that point, having blown all my money on this silly car, I was writing cheques with my guarantee card for food and electricity meter cards that I knew would blow me way past my overdraft limit. In the end, I managed to sell the car for £650, so I clawed some of the money back on it, it could have been worse.

After that experience, I would like to say I was a lot less wet behind the ears. However, my next car was the BX, and that was nearly as bad in many ways...
I wish I had not bought that - Brentus
Once had a Triumph 2000. Bought it 2nd hand from what looked a dodgy used car dealer. 2 weeks later with a car full on the way to work. Offside rear wheel passed us by. Scrapped it there and then when recovered. Luckily other workers going to same job passed and picked us all up. Nice looking car though the Triumph.
I wish I had not bought that - M.M
Notable in this thread some of folks disasters have been cars I've really liked... as with the Triumph 2000.

A cracking white Mk.I with red leather interior was SWMBO's 2nd car back in the 70s. Then I had a yellow Mk.II for a while. Lovely smooth 6cyl engines and they seemed quite quick with great comfort for the era.... cruised quietly with overdrive too.
I wish I had not bought that - ifithelps
Triumph 2000/2500 is one of my favourites, too.

I bought a 2000 estate, which was not a bad example. (Motoring fact: The estates were shorter than the saloons.)

The one I really likes was the 2500 PI with overdrive - comfy, roomy, quiet, and went like stink, if you got a good one.

I can still remember overtaking in third and snicking her into overdrive just as I drew level with the other car.

Lovely surge of power, direct fourth, then overdrive fourth, 100mph and counting...
I wish I had not bought that - M.M
can still remember overtaking in third and snicking her into overdrive just as I drew level with the other car. Lovely surge of power, direct fourth, then overdrive fourth, 100mph and counting...


Exactly my memory of travelling in the new Mk.II 2.5PI O/D Estate Dad bought around 1972. I was in my teens and just too young to drive so never got behind the wheel.
I wish I had not bought that - madf
Triumph 2000/2500 is one of my favourites, too. I bought a 2000 estate, which was not a bad example. (Motoring fact: The estates were shorter than the saloons.) The one I really likes was the 2500 PI with overdrive - comfy, roomy, quiet, and went like stink, if you got a good one. I can still remember overtaking in third and snicking her into overdrive just as I drew level with the other car. Lovely surge of power, direct fourth, then overdrive fourth, 100mph and counting...

I bought a 8 year old 2.5PI in the late 1970s, rebult the engine, changed the od solenoid so it worked and enjoyed driving it - except the splines locked up under power in corners and when you lifted off, they freed, the rear end twitched and there was a clunk.

Nice car.. far better than the 2.3 Granada which replaced it - a company car..

I wish I had not bought that - SteveLee

I loved my PI - despite blowing first gear into scrap metal trying to burn a Rover P6 3500S off the lights. I spent 5 months pulling away in 2nd gear until I could find time to rebuild the box - thank goodness for the decent low down grunt and heavy flywheel! - which, come to think to it, is probably what did for the box!

I wish I had not bought that - Felix
Another Escort tale of woe, a panda car blue C reg 1100 popular, almost new when my parents found it for me, my first "proper" car or so I thought. What a dog, soon had me longing to have my knackered old Dyane back. Only kept it 2 years in which time (it's over 20 years ago so the memory's a bit vague)...
The alternator packed up
It ran out of fuel when the gauge said it was 1/4 full;
The battery would regularly flatten itself (never understtood why) - I was lucky I lived on a hill and diced with death many a morning as I coasted down it to bump start before reaching the T-junction at the bottom;
The engine constantly went out of tune, it would pink terribly as soon as it even saw a gradient, would often think it wouldn't make it to the top;
Developed a short circuit so that the reversing lights stayed on alll the time;
Towards the end the tin worm was seriously taking hold;
The only car I ever had broken into (OK I can't blame it for that). Nicked the stereo but ejected the tape. Thief obviously didn't like New Order.
Was so relieved to get rid of it for my Lancia Delta. Now there was a proper car :-)
I wish I had not bought that - Jcoventry
Thief obviously didn't like New Order.


Thief obviously had no taste!
I wish I had not bought that - JohnM{P}
Motorbike: an AJS Stormer Trail - a supposedly road legal version of the 250cc scrambler. The clutch (probably designed to be used just once at the beginning of a race) would have tired a gorilla; it was so heavy that it repeatedly pulled the nipple off of the cable, always some way from home (and once on a green lane, in the middle of nowhere).
It made enough noise to waken the dead, but if I tried to excite the glow worm that was supposed to be the headlight before the motor was fully warm, it just stalled. The neighbours must have been praying for me to go back to uni...
And so that is why I came to try to take it from East London to Bath on a dark and wet Sunday evening. The lights failed when the eath lead bolt vibrated away, a headlight bracket broke, and then finally it suddenly locked up on the M4, dumping me, sliding along on all fours, in the middle lane. Somehow I managed first to get to the hard shoulder without being run over (that was close!) and then retrieve the bike from the outside lane without it being run over either.
Breakdown recovery got it to Bath; I managed to borrow a trailer for its later return to London. I finally managed to sell it after resorting to a photo ad (expensive and rare in those days) in the MCN; with its polished alloy tank, it looked great, but I never saw, and have never seen, another one...
I wish I had not bought that - Steveieb

On a scale of one to ten nothing could be as badly made as my 1973 Moskvich. I bought the car on the recommendation of a work colleague who drove one back from Moscow.

Just after I bought minwe his caught fire and that was the end of his dream machine.

I was left with an unsaleable car as a result of a Which report which condemed the vehicle for leaking brakes.

Unable to sell the car at any price I soldiered on and experienced all manner of faults. The alternator belt refused to stay on as the pulleys were out of alighnment. The gear lever regularly fell off as the pin securing it came loose, and the ignition switch fell apart.

I later found that all the steering joints had to be re engineered before the car went on sale.

Eventually traded in against a Mazda but luckily not the rotary engined RX3 which my friend bought and was similarly worthless within six months because of the fuel crises.

He still hurts from the fact that he traded in a Austin Healey 3000 against the Mazda which today would be worth 40-50K

I wish I had not bought that - daveyK_UK

2006 Renault modus

Purchased 3 years old from the motability section of BCA.

Utter dog.

Nackered gear box, lots of electrical problems, brakes wouldn't stop catching, 1 hour job to change a front light bulb. A Fragile interior where bits would fall off didn't help.

Sold it 4 months later as a p/x

Vauxhall vectra on a 03 plate is also worth a mention.

Lots of electrical problems, none more Scary than the CIM module's decision to randomly fail at any moment without warning leaving the car dangerously on the motorway with no speedo function, no brake lights and alarm randomly sounding.

The pwer steering would randomly fail, the door locks would play up, the indicator bulbs would constantly blow, the suspension loved to fail, etc.

Will never buy a Vauxhall or Renault again.

I wish I had not bought that - focussed

Citroen BX 16 - wifes car.

Sold it to one of her work colleagues. They came round, took it for test drive, wanted it left it parked outside the house came in did the paperwork etc shook hands result. 5 minutes later they're back "can't get the ignition key in the lock" went out tried for ten minutes myself same result no way will the key go in the lock, tried all the spares same result. The car had been left with the steering on full lock across the neighbour's driveway. It's now getting dark. Ok says I- I'll sort out the ignition switch and you can have the car next week. So there I am drilling out the security bolts in the street in the dark to get the switch off to move the car. New switch fitted at huge expense the next week all sorted.

Citroen XM V6 auto

The morning of the day I sold it it rained hard, the sunroof leaked onto the control relay which then caused the roof to open itself and I had to drive with one finger holding the sunroof close button and then the starter motor burned out-can't really be a***d to recount the rest of the sad tale!

Having been bitten twice, gave up with french rubbish and only buy Japanese now and now I live in France!

I wish I had not bought that - Wackyracer

MGB Roadster 1979 model.

Worst motoring decision I ever made. spent a fortune on it in the 4 years I owned it.