Why do silver cars keep clean longer ?
Why do people drive right up tp your back bumper when you want to reverse park despite having clearly signaled your intention to do so ?
How do alloy wheels help you to get to work more efficiently ?
Why does overtaking someone usually cause them to speed up ?
Why does anyone who gets in your passenger seat feel it is OK to mess with the air vents and seat position ? I mean, you wouldn't start moving furniture during a visit to someone's house or fiddling with their central heating would you ?
How difficult is it to leave a gap for side roads when queuing in traffic ?
Why do punctures mainly happen when it is dark or raining or the boot is full or you've got your best clothes on ? ( Or all of these )
So many questions.......
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In order,
1 they dont!
2 Your indicator bulbs have failed?
3 Because its obvious you have excess money so are entitled to travel faster!
4 Because they then realise how slow they are actually going!
5 Open their window for them , and lock it in open position?
6 Why leave a gap? They cant get out anyway !
7 Tyres are obviously weaker when wet and/or dark ?
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And, why do people walk directly behind reversing cars ?
How does chocolate get on your seat when you know you ate it all ?
Edited by Humph Backbridge on 19/10/2008 at 13:53
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With regard the alloy wheels they are lighter than steel so in theory your car will be faster, probably by 00000.1%. So you may arrive to work a second earlier if you travel a long way.
With the puncture thing I assume its visibility, it is poorer in the dark so you are more likely to drive over that broken glass.
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Why, when I park my car in the most remote part of the supermarket, do I return to find a manky 1984 Ford Escort with three child seats parked two inches from the side of mine!!
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True enough MLC. But, why do they never ding your door until you have gone into the shop ?
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MLC,
I have a confession to make - when I had the Landie and it was being used for shopping trips, for a little entertainment I'd park right up close to the most expensive/newest car purely to see the look on the driver's face when they returned to their pride and joy. ALl due care would be taken of course. Does it make me bad or just mischievous ?
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My version of that is to pretend that I know the driver of a ratty car parking next to a posh one and say reasonably loudly in the hearing of the good car's owner.....
" steady.....steady ......that's it.........don't do what you did last week......easy....plenty of room.......whoa !!!! "
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I like it Pug and would have done exactly the same.
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Why, when you've got 7 bags of shopping/sleeping child in your right arm and your left hand is free to search for car keys, will they will always be in your right pocket?
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Why do I only ever have two £1 coins when the meter wants £1.20 ?
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Why do people with new cars always feel the need to park over 2 spaces.
Why do grown men with no kids feel the need to park in the reserved spaces for families/kids. Give the poor woman having to struggle with kids, running a home and shopping etc a break will ya.
Why is it I never let BMW and Audi drivers out of a side street - particularly Q7 and X5 drivers.
Edited by Pendlebury on 19/10/2008 at 14:53
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Why does the motorway only grind to a halt when you are desperate for the loo ?
Why do you only spill diesel when wearing suede shoes ?
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Why do SUV drivers drive onto the pavement, ask for directions, and get disappointed when I blank them?
Edited by nortones2 on 19/10/2008 at 15:04
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Why do any car drivers think it is ok (at all) to park on the pavement and not the road - that one makes my blood boil.
Edited by Pendlebury on 19/10/2008 at 15:12
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Why don't motorcycles need adjustable seats ?
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BMWs have ! 3 settings as standard and a further three with what they call a low seat. (for people below 6' 8")
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Ditto! Happened this morning. Kept schtum, which was not easy:)
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