Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - henry k
An item in a local paper

"Drivers using blue disabled badges illegally will be prosecuted or have their cars seized under tough new plans being considered by Kingston Council.

Badges that have been stolen, forged or borrowed illegitimately by family members are thought to be hitting the council financially in lost car park and permit fees as well as taking away valuable spaces from genuine badge holders.

Kingston is contemplating following in the footsteps of neighbouring borough Wandsworth, which has prosecuted 817 people and seized 251 cars since starting a crackdown in September 2004.

The council has set up a blue badge working group to investigate if a permit fraud inspector should be employed to investigate culprits.

The group is also considering hiring occupational therapists to decide if disabled people really do need a blue badge because GPs may have been more lenient.

Disability and age-related groups in the borough have been consulted and there have been calls for tip offs from residents about badges being abused.

Councillor Eric Humphrey, chairman of the blue badge working group, said: ?There are anecdotal suggestions that at Surbiton station car park there are cars that park there all day, five days a week and there are questions over how disabled they may be.

?If there?s evidence that there?s a substantial revenue loss in car parks that may persuade the executive that it is worth saving that loss.?

The findings will be presented to the council in the autumn and the council will decide what action to take at the end of the year."

More publicity required?!

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - stunorthants26
They could start by checking people even have a blue badge before they check whether one displayed is genuine.

I for one am sick and tired seeing people 'waiting' in disabled spaces.

Supermarkets especially should clamp down on cars that dont display a badge.

On the original article - is it being suggested that a disabled person is somehow less able to work a five day week than a non disabled person? Sounds like dodgy ground to even suggest it.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - oldnotbold
Not exactly a new idea. Westminster Council had its own badge scheme prior to the Blue badge, and guess what - they employed Occupation Therapists to assess the applications. It was about 25 years ago....
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - b308
All the local council car parks round here have a limit (normally 3 hours) on blue badge parking so 5 days/all day shouldn't happen, but if the car park allows blue badge holders all day parking they can't really complain if people use it!

Quite honestly its well overdue and I have to admit that the recent taking over by our local council of on street and car park policing has made things much better for everyone...

More power to their elbow, I say!
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Optimist
This has been discussed on here before and I think it's because mostly we're decent folk that abuse of this strikes us as so unacceptable.

Like Stu I really object to seeing supermarket parking for the disabled used by people perfectly capable of parking elswhere like the rest of us. I do see that as a place for the use of clamps.

As for on the street? If the badge is dodgy or illegitimately used I see no problem in seizing the offending car and crushing it. A few examples on display would make the point.

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - moonshine {P}

You should have seen the blatent abuse of disabled parking spaces at Ikea in Lakeside the other week. The scale of it was shocking.

The majority of the offenders were BMW drivers

PS - I once owned a BMW, so I'm not anti-BMW

PPS - There were plenty of normal parking spaces available.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
My wife has a blue badge (I use it when she is a passenger) and, despite around 15 years of serious illnesses listed on her application for a badge, had to undergo a searching Q and A session on the phone with a member of the local blue badge office staff.

It did have a satisfying result, however, in that the lady asking the questions conceded that she was very much more enlightened about a number of disabilities than she had been previously and would treat future applications from others with far greater sympathy.....:-)
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Bill Blackman
No offence chum, honestly, I'm not suggesting you cheat - but a test over the telephone? You jest, surely.
No wonder there's widespread abuse, incredible, what a system... I'm almost speechless.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - oldnotbold
People used to have to attend the Westminster Council assessment. The nearest bus top to the office was well over 100 yards, and plenty would say they'd come by bus, when the threshold for the badge was that someone would "have great difficulty walking more than 100yards"
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
No offence chum honestly I'm not suggesting you cheat - but a test over the telephone? You jest surely.


No wonder there's widespread abuse incredible what a system... I'm almost speechless.


You should be absolutely and utterly ashamed of yourself for even suggesting such a possibility. I am speechless.

The telephone "test" was an enquiry about the application form submitted by my wife and the various problems she has suffered health wise over the past 15 years.

Perhaps if you had had a kidney removed, were on dialysis three times a week, had had cancer treatment twice in the past 10 years and informed that the cancer had returned in a secondary form, needed a triple heart bypass and now urgently require a heart valve operation, along with one or two other issues, you might not be so quick to damn the genuine applicants.

For the record, my wife has been in hospital for nearly six of the last eight weeks waiting for the go ahead for the valve op, which can only be done by a specialist team in the Midlands.

So think again before you are so quick to criticise.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - FotheringtonThomas
From my reading, Ago was just aghast the fact that there might be (only) a "telephone test" for a blue badge applicant, leading to the possibility that *some* people might abuse the system, rather than having anything at all personal to do or say about you & yours. Hope this helps.

Edited by FotheringtonThomas on 07/08/2008 at 21:54

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - ifithelps
FT,

Agreed, don't think Ago was having a go at Stu.

Seems the lad has a fair bit on his plate at the moment and I'm sure we all wish him well.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
Very sorry, but with expressions such as: "I'm not suggesting you cheat" and "You jest surely" I'm afraid I don't agree. The implication was very clear and explicit.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Bill Blackman
Very sorry but with expressions such as: "I'm not suggesting you cheat" and "You jest surely" I'm afraid I don't agree. The implication was very clear and explicit.>>


After a good nights sleep cooling off I had intended to post an unconditional apology for any offence, but after your latest posting I?m not so sure. Why post all those personal details? Why are you so offended, who was I criticising and what was I implying?
Sorry, but a mobility assessment carried out over the phone is straight out of Monty Python in my book, filling in a few minor details maybe, but * a searching Q and A session on the phone with a member of the local blue badge office staff * ?
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
>>Why are you so offended, who was I criticising and what was I implying? >>

If you are unable to grasp how much offence you have caused, then I feel sorry for you.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Statistical outlier
Stuart, get a grip man.

Your situation sounds truly awful, my heart goes out to you and your wife for the horrendous catalogue of bad luck you have suffered. It is quite clear that your wife is entirely entitled to her blue badge.

However, Ago's comments could not be taken by any impartial reader as anything more than incredulity at a system that assesses disability claims over the phone. Such a system would clearly be open to abuse by the unscrupulous - commenting as such is a very long way from accusing you or your wife of being unscrupulous, dishonest, or in any way to be abusing the system.

I for one read the comment "I'm not suggesting you cheat" as meaning exactly that, and "You jest surely" was clearly aimed at the stupidity of the council policy, not your family.

I wish you and your family all the best.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
at a system that assesses disability claims over the phone. >>


The whole point is that it wasn't assessed over the phone - the inquiries were due to the fact that my wife listed the actual medical names for various conditions on the application form and this is why the blue badge lady was seeking information/clarification.

Hence my remark that the lady concerned knew a lot more about certain illnesses, conditions etc as a result. Presumably she has never heard of Google...:-)

Thank you for your final remark, it is much appreciated.

Edited by Stuartli on 08/08/2008 at 14:00

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Bill Payer
PPS - There were plenty of normal parking spaces available.

Were there still plenty of disabled spaces available?
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Falkirk Bairn
A couple of years ago there was a purge on Blue Badges near a LARGE TELEPHONE CAR insurance co - you know - the all have *** phones.

At closing time - 8pm they left the building and a few were caught - the wise ones walked away, left their cars and came back after midnight to retrieve the cars.

At £10 / day minimum to park in Glasgow legit or forged blue badges are used by able bodied

In and around George Sq - the main square in Glasgow. I would say the average Blue badge car is an exec car, under 3 years old - I know being disabled does not mean you are unable to buy and run a £20K+ car but it is unlikely that the majority of disabled can.

It is more likely forged, borrowed or stolen
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - welshlad
I know being disabled does not mean you are unable to buy and run a £20K+ car
but it is unlikely that the majority of disabled can.


you'd be surprised at the makes and models available under the motabillity scheme
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - stunorthants26
My grandmother has a blue badge, mainly because she cant walk more than about 5ft at best before her legs give way due to nerve damage, hence the need for a wheelchair, which is her state of fitness and being in her mid 70's, is alot of work to get herself uphill to the doors at Tesco, hence she gets to park near them. Seems fair enough.

What all that has to do with her potential income is, er, zero. She is a reasonably wealthy woman who not only rents her large house out for a sizeable sum, but lives for free at my parents house, not to mention a 20k a year pension that she struggles to spend even a 1/4 of - she is considering buying a Saab convertible, just for her to be driven once a week as she loves the cars and has always wanted one.

Blue badges are nothing to do with income, nor is disability as I know several disabled people who earn very nice wages through sheer hard work. This perception that disability means rotting away in some council flat is rather outdated.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - oldnotbold
My aunt's husband couldn't walk, period. Polio at 15. Didn't stop him qualifying as a chartered accountant and becoming senior partner of a large regional firm. Loved his cars, especially his Mk2 Jaguars, of which he had three.

Not sure what he was worth when he died, but suffice to say, my aunt does not want for anything. Sadly he wasn't so generous as to leave me any of his Jaguars.

Don't think he ever had a badge, though. He used his conventional wheelchair at a great rate, and could go a good 50% faster than your average mimsing pedestrian.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - moonshine {P}
I used to work with a guy who had polio as a child. He could walk, but only with the aid of crutches and metal leg braces. He never wanted any form of special treatment, and I doubt he ever applied for a badge. He could drive a car and even had a pilots licence. I had alot of respect for that guy, he was very genuine and good fun - great to go out for a beer with after work :)

Seems like these days people want special treatment for the most minor thing - ooh, I sprained my ankle, give me a free car...
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - moonshine {P}
>> PPS - There were plenty of normal parking spaces available.
>>
Were there still plenty of disabled spaces available?


Yes, there were a few. If there were only badge holders parked then there would have been lots of spaces.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - ifithelps
In off-street situations the problem could be eased by larger spaces for the able-bodied.

I don't think many of us able-bodied parkers object to the longer walk, but I do mildly resent being shoehorned into a narrow space.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Kanberlingoo
SWMBO is a Blue Badge holder. She finds it difficult to walk, even sometimes, short distances because she is Asthmatic & has agonising problems with her foot arches, for which she is receiving treatment.

But, I wish she didn't need a Blue Badge & was in the best of health. These cretins who abuse the system, should have their vehicles crushed, licences torn up, & fined serious money. To deny a valid user, the right to park in a disabled only bay, because they think they are entitled to "try it on" should consider how fortunate they are in having full mobility.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - henry k
>>These cretins who abuse the system, should have their vehicles crushed, licences torn up, & fined serious money.

Well at least it is a start. From my initial posting-

"....has prosecuted 817 people and seized 251 cars "

No indication if they were crushed.:-)
(The cars not the owners).
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - uk_in_usa
The group is also considering hiring occupational therapists to decide if disabled people really do
need a blue badge because GPs may have been more lenient.


Here in Illinois they appear to give people the local equivalent of a blue badge once they reach a certain weight!
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - retgwte
i would abolish disabled parking spaces, and mother and child spaces too

this speaking as someone with several relatives who qualify for badges but do not take them up

too open to abuse

too much bad planning from the town planners and supermarket planners et al

its just a nonsense the way it currently works

and the last thing this country needs is yet more people on the public payroll spying on the citizens

too much political correctness, and too much of the same old networks of pink fluffy dice folk running the disabled charities and infesting local and national govt

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - FotheringtonThomas
i would abolish disabled parking spaces


I would not. The basic tenet is sound. I would, however, try to enable effective enforcement.

and mother and child spaces too


"Parent", puh-lease. That's only in supermarket car parks, etc. A convenience factor for the shopper, and a "come on" from the shop. Not a big concern from my POV.

this speaking as someone with several relatives who qualify for badges but do not take
them up


They ought to get badges, if they're entitled to have them - they don't *have* to be used, but can be *extremely* helpful from time-to-time.

too open to abuse


See above.

and the last thing this country needs is yet more people on the public payroll
spying on the citizens


I very much agree.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - stunorthants26
Quite easy to police. Draw up a simple set of rules - no blue badge, your car get clamped then towed within the hour. Id happliy do that for free and im sure im not the only one.

Oh and someohe should remind the general public that children or being fat isnt a disability.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - retgwte


what nonsense

*** for a start the friends of the local councillors who get "discretion" and awarded badges when others would not get unfair treatment

the person taken down suddenly with a terminal illness needing a few months of care from those close around them needs more flexibility than the average blue badge holder, yet the time and effort needed to apply and get and wait for a badge all act against them, the most needy get no use out of the system, clamp or tow my car when im looking after such a person and ill not be reacting mildly

the council flats where there are few disabled residents but far too many disabled bays is politically correct nonsense, often only to help the lot identified in *** above

same with car parks of all types, i can take you round a few car parks where there are ALWAYS 30 + empty disabled spaces yet regularly all other spaces are taken, this is not a sensible use of resources

so harsher application of the poor rules currently in place will not work, what is needed is either a fresh start with a fair and proper system, or scrap it altogether

Edited by retgwte on 08/08/2008 at 00:20

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - deepwith
Those who have terminal illnesses or cancer apply for a special speedy 'blue' form for DLA and mobility - therefore a Blue Badge. This is a shorter form and rapidly passed through the system - the waiting is minimal. The entire process took less than two weeks.

I cannot see a situation where someone is entitled to a Blue Badge would choose not to take it up. By the very nature of the rules, if you can do without, then you do not/should not qualify to have one, unless you are elderly and infirm with an excessively helpful GP. In this area we have to be in receipt of the higher rate of mobility allowance to qualify for a Badge.

Having said that, even disabled people differ in their needs day to day, but on the whole, cannot do without their badge.

In residential areas, disabled bays are provided where a household applies for a space to be designated - and have need of one.
I obviously need to move to a different part of the country, as I usually find a queue waiting for a disabled space around here, unless taking husband late night shopping while I have respite for my son.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - retgwte
well deepwidth i speak as i find

and i find it significantly different to you

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - ijws15
I cannot see a situation where someone is entitled to a Blue Badge would choose
not to take it up. By the very nature of the rules if you can
do without then you do not/should not qualify to have one unless you are elderly
and infirm with an excessively helpful GP. In this area we have to be in
receipt of the higher rate of mobility allowance to qualify for a Badge.


My mother in law qualifies but DOES NOT want to be branded as disabled!

She does not drive and has no problem getting the bus into town, she is approaching 80. BIL lives with her and takes her about occasionally.

Something wrong with the system when she qualifies!
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - b308
same with car parks of all types i can take you round a few car
parks where there are ALWAYS 30 + empty disabled spaces


I would love to live somewhere like that, regretably as others have said that is not the case in most parts of the country - there may be odd places where that applies (Bournemouth with its high elderly population perhaps?) but most places have just enough...

As for fast tracking, my experience is that there is no need - my wife has just been diagnosed with an illness which means she has lost her sense of balance, cannot walk far and is entirely reliant on my daughter and I for care for the rest of her life (and is only 47!) - we got a letter off our GP, went into the local council offices and 5 minutes later went out with a blue badge...

For those who criticise the system and want it changed, I hope that you never find yourself in the position we have... there are those who fiddle the system, as there is with any system, but that is no excuse to start changing things willy-nilly, the blue badge system is a life-saver for those of us who really need it and the only things which need looking at are who they are issued to and proper policing of the spaces.... thats it!!!!!

Edited by b308 on 08/08/2008 at 10:13

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - L'escargot
....... i can take you round a few car
parks where there are ALWAYS 30 + empty disabled spaces ........


I've not seen a single carpark which had anything like as many as 30 disabled spaces, filled or empty. Give us an example.

Edited by L'escargot on 08/08/2008 at 11:16

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - menu du jour
In my area [east devon] no blue badge spaces are free at any time. I resorted once or twice to using an empty parent and child space, but in spite of the supermarket staff saying this was ok, I did not like doing it.
It got so bad [lack of spaces] I now have my shopping delivered.
Nice shiny new blue badge but not much use for it.
screwtape
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Ben 10
"I've not seen a single carpark which had anything like as many as 30 disabled spaces, filled or empty. Give us an example."

Bentalls/John Lewis Kingston

Edited by scribe on 08/08/2008 at 12:14

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - stunorthants26
My local Tesco which serves half the town has no more than 20 at best, very rare anymore than 1-2 are free if your lucky.

And how often does one see a mother unloading her children out of the car she has parked in a disabled space.

I often say to the misses, ill go break their legs, then they can park there legit :-)
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - John F
The test is whether there is a 'permanent severe disability' .....which is usually interpreted as pain [e.g arthritis] or shortness of breath [e.g.cardio respiratory disease, morbid obesity] after 100yds or less causing an inability to proceed without resting, unless in dire emergency.

Mere 'difficulty' is not good enough for a blue badge. Lots of people have 'difficulty' and disabilities e.g. amputees but no great discomfort. Just see what the para-olympians are capable of!

Being unable to get 100yds to the entrance of a large store/mall...and then upon crossing the threshold miraculously become able to walk a quarter of a mile or more of shopping lanes never ceases to amaze me.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Lud
Qualification for blue badges and similar seems odd.

One of my neighbours, a nice and pretty lady who doesn't appear disabled, has a disabled parking slot in front of the house she lives in because she has sickle-cell anaemia, a debilitating illness that afflicts people of African and Eastern Mediterranean extraction (and makes sufferers immune to malaria). My late mother-in-law, who lived here part of the time, had one leg that wouldn't bend at the knee, the result of an accident involving a scythe lying in long grass early last century, well before antibiotics. When she was in her late eighties I was always having to tell her to come down off that stepladder immediately, things like that. But my wife tried to get herself a parking slot - parking was tighter round here before people had to pay for it - on the strength of that, because when very old her mother's mobility was indeed a bit limited, although the old lady was incredibly game. But the council wouldn't wear it, because my MiL didn't drive herself.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - menu du jour
Lud
I have just looked on the directgov website and this is what I found.
You can get a blue badge if you receive High Rate Mobility Component of DLA.
Or if you have a significant disability and "drive regularly". That is how I read it, anyway.
Being in receipt of DLA does not mean you have to drive - you can use the money for a taxi or whatever.
The more you try to explain it, the worse it gets.......and its Friday.
screwtape
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - deepwith
Forgery is being addressed, hopefully! Have just got husbands new badge and it now has a tamper-proof covering, his signature is now actually printed on the badge like on a passport (rather than on a sticker) and it has a hologram. No idea whether this will prevent forgery, but should help.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
Called into Tesco Extra around 5pm tonight - swish convertible in disabled bay with hood down.

The blue badge and time card were neatly arranged on the dash........
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - ifithelps
Disabled then, but clearly not in the wallet.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
Disabled then but clearly not in the wallet.>>


You will be very surprised what advanced level of specifications the Motability allowance will allow. I'll stick to my Bora....:-)
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - welshlad
Disabled then but clearly not in the wallet.

>>
heavens forbid a disabled person be cheeky enough to actually have any money eh!!! what is this world coming too
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - ifithelps
Just an observation.

If the badge was on a banger I might say '...and he's suffering from a disability in the wallet as well.'

Neither comment is meant to be particularly deep or meaningful.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Pete268
I have a Blue Badge issued automatically (I get the War Pensioners Mobility Supplement) as I lost one leg above the knee and part of the other foot, suffered a spinal cord injury and a broken neck, amongst other injuries, during the Gulf War in 1990/91.

I can still work though and earn a decent salary so I have a newish BMW. Is there anything wrong with that?. Should all disabled people should only have little old cars!!!

What I have a problem with is the actual number of Blue Badges issued to people who are assessed by their own GP for a badge as happens in some areas. Most GP's would probably just rather sign the form than upset a patient. All should have some sort of physical test by an independent body to prove they need the badge.

Whilst on the subject of Blue Badges, the one thing that really hacks me off, is that I am only 40 (but look younger). I have lost count of the number of times I have pulled into a Disabled parking bay, put my badge on display and immediately had old people pounce on me accusing me of using someone elses' badge or not being disabled, even though my crutches are along side me and have a powered wheelchair in the boot. I now just tell them at least I get my badge for being disabled, not just old - seems to shut them up but what right have they got to have a go at me just because I am young looking. Really hacks me off.

Right, will get off my soapbox now!!

Pete

Edited by Pete268 on 09/08/2008 at 09:24

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - welshlad
the one thing that really hacks me off >> is that I am only 40 (but look younger). I have lost count of the
number of times I have pulled into a Disabled parking bay put my badge on
display and immediately had old people pounce on me accusing me of using someone elses'
badge or not being disabled even though my crutches are along side me and have
a powered wheelchair in the boot.


i get the same thing it really annoys the hell out of me too...its the snide looks you get till you get out and people realize you are entitled

Edited by welshlad on 09/08/2008 at 14:26

Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - b308
One thing I would like is the photo transfering to the front with the expiry date... I don't really understand why it isn't done that way now... at least then we could tell if the disabled person was actually in the car when it was used - would explain some of those earlier "fraudulant" sightings as well...

One thing I've noticed locally is when you walk past the cars parked in the supermarket disabled spaces is the number of grannies/granpas sitting there all alone waiting for the rest of the (able bodied) shoppers to get back with their weeks shopping - very naughty, but legal, as the instructions say that you can park there if you are shopping for the disabled person.... not the sort of use I think the Blue Badge people expected, though...
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - greenhey
Apart from those who just ignore the need for a badge, I also see that people who have a family member who qualifies for a badge, use the badge when the disabled person isn't in the car. I'm pretty usre that's against the rules.
I can't see why they should not include a photo of the badge-holder.
I also get wound up by the number of people who use the " pick-up point" as normal parking spaces as they can't be bothered walking the extra 20 metres from a proper parking space.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
>>>I can't see why they should not include a photo of the badge-holder>>

But they do...:-)

However, the badge holder's details and photograph are on the reverse of the side which has to be displayed when in use.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - b308
Which is rather a daft place to put it....
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
So it seems. But presumably there's a security element to it.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Pugugly
Local Police wrote to a client of mine as he insisted on parking on a pavement. Threatened to take his badge from him.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Stuartli
Presumably traced via the card's unique number which is on display.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - Pugugly
Or a PNC - from what I remember the Council featured in the letter.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - AF
Local TV politics show investigated the issue of Blue Badges about a year ago, comparing two local councils.

With one council the application process just involved a phone call and answering some questions (which the reporter did, lied and got a Blue Badge to demonstrate the flaws in the system). The other council's application process involved actually seeing the person, so application (but obviously not misuse) fraud was much more difficult.

Both councils issued similar numbers of badges, but the admin cost to the second council was over 10 times that of the first.
Abuse of blue badges. A possible solution. - retgwte
"actually seeing the person" in the case of a terminally ill person in their last few weeks of life is a bloomin intrusion and i would tell them to stick it

as ever the state couldnt organise a brewery drinks bash