Silly Thread Vol 9 - Pugugly {P}

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Edited by Dynamic Dave on 21/11/2007 at 22:03

Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
Vol 8 continued

Isn't the camera following in a car or on a bike?

I must say that the bottom line in heavy type above fills me with an unholy desire to delete the message in which it appears... childish of me I know.
Who needs 300bhp? - Pugugly {P}
No - it was worth showing. Just that it didn't fit anywhere else.......it is CGI (Computer Generated
Image)

Does the edit make you feel better ?
Who needs 300bhp? - rtj70
There are parts of the video (even though heavily pixelated) that scream CGI to me. It's of a vehicle driving down that pass at speed. Then some in front of a bluescreen does some moves to be combined later.

His other videos not on the pass are well impressive. On the pass he'd have been dead without a question.
Who needs 300bhp? - normd2
huh! you'll be telling me Santa doesn't exist either next! spoilsports!
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
Don't worry normd2. It isn't CGI, according to the person who found the link, a friend of my daughter. He is a professional film cameraman and says he doesn't think it's CGI. I don't see any evidence for it either. I think the whole thing was photographed from a camera mounted on the front bumper of a car. There is a cut in the middle, but so what?

What is alleged to be HJ's favourite car film, Claude Lelouch's superb 'C'etait un Rendezvous', was shot from a camera mounted on the front bumper of a Mercedes 450 (or something very like one), driven by Lelouch himself who is clearly a bit of a car man.

The sound track was added later and clearly not the sound of a Mercedes engine. Lelouch said a more sporting vehicle couldn't be used because its hard suspension would have caused camera shake.
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
Further to my last post: I have now heard directly from the film person concerned. He says to make a phoney CGI that long would be very expensive, and can't think of a good reason for it (given that J-Y Blondeau wants to stretch the limits of an 'extreme sport').

Have to say I agree. What would be the point?
Who needs 300bhp? - Pugugly {P}
So I suppose you want it moved to a standalone thread now ?

I bow to the evidence presented....and apologise for my deduction !
Who needs 300bhp? - rtj70
I still think parts look CGI but that might be down to the low quality "U-Tube" video. Anyone know of a better version at higher resolution with less compression artifacts?
Who needs 300bhp? - Another John H
What is alleged to be HJ's favourite car film Claude Lelouch's superb 'C'etait un Rendezvous'
was shot from a camera mounted on the front bumper of a Mercedes 450 (or
something very like one) driven by Lelouch himself who is clearly a bit of a
car man.
The sound track was added later and clearly not the sound of a Mercedes engine.
Lelouch said a more sporting vehicle couldn't be used because its hard suspension would have
caused camera shake.

Wasn't this "debunked" on 5th Gear by V B-H this year when she tried to recreate the original (but couldn't do it in 1 take because of all the traffic)?

The camera was mounted very low on the car, and it was driven at relatively pedestrian speeds.

tinyurl.com/3y9swt
Who needs 300bhp? - Another John H
Sorry, try this link for the clip from the programme:

tinyurl.com/3afl9c
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
The camera was mounted very low on the car and it was driven at relatively
pedestrian speeds.


Haven't watched the VBH thing, although I will.

But it simply doesn't matter if she can do a send-up or pastiche of the Lelouch.

He thought of it, he did it, he pasted on those really rather good sound effects. In the interview film that can be found on Google or U tube or something,, in which he drives the course again with an occasionally alarmed interviewer, he says at one point: 'It was only a film after all...' or words to that effect.

You can't 'debunk' a successful, very cheap and stirring work of art.
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
What I mean is that to Lelouch it was a sort of doodle or cartoon, the work of a single night's planning and shooting and not too long probably in the studio.

You can imitate it, cleverly or not, but you can't debunk it.
Who needs 300bhp? - Pugugly {P}
You're right Lud almost like an early viral ad.....before its time but it is enduring. I'm afraid that CGI Man will be gone and forgotten in an instant.
Who needs 300bhp? - Another John H
>>You can imitate it, cleverly or not, but you can't debunk it.

What I meant was that it was shown not to be done at high speed - which is the common belief.

Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
Just doesn't matter.
Who needs 300bhp? - Another John H
Just doesn't matter.


Does anything?
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
Cheer up JH. I wasn't couselling despair.

What I meant was that films, like other artworks, are exercises in illusion.

No one has ever suggested that 'C'etait un Rendezvous' was some kind of documentary or demonstration.

Did VBH resort to speeding-up the film or something like that? I don't think Lelouch did.
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
I watched the VBH thing. Pretty boring really.

She did go quite slowly. But Lelouch didn't, as she admits. Did the whole thing in 9 minutes (to her 2 hrs plus).

If you call that 'debunking' then anyone can 'debunk' anything without any proper effort.

Lelouch wins 10-nil.

How very silly people can be.
Who needs 300bhp? - Another John H
Silly Thread, Volume 9.
Who needs 300bhp? - Lud
Silly Thread Volume 9.


LOL JH... quite right.
Important - advice needed - moonshine
I need some advice from the backroomers on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?




Just a little bit of fun as its Friday!
Important - advice needed - leef
........... oh dear...............
Important - advice needed - Collos25
Do you mean the car or the girlfiend come to think of it they are very similar both need plenty of filler when they get older and start costing more money for an ever diminishing return.
Important - advice needed - Screwloose
moonshine

You best move would be to wait until you catch them walking together; then run them both down and splatter them....

....then while the bodyshop are fixing the front; slip them a few quid to sort out the arch at the same time
Important - advice needed - normd2
maybe you should get together with Wolfgirl as you seem to have some things in common.... :)
Important - advice needed - local yokel
The best advice I can give you is to stop circulating one of the oldest jokes on the internet.
Important - advice needed - moonshine

yes, it's old - they say the old ones are the best.

It's Friday, lighten up a bit and join in the fun. The joke may be old but there have been some fantastic replies!
Important - advice needed - FP
I really think you should handle this yourself - involve the professionals and you will have them asking questions (like, "What did you do to her to get her into this condition? Have you been neglecting her? Did you not think to give her at least a cursory inspection when you gave her a weekly going-over on Sundays?")

Far better to take matters into your own hands, buy the necessary stuff and deal with it at home. Be sure to thoroughly work over the problem area - preparation is vital - and avoid just covering up the damage.

Let's face it, you are going to need to fork a lot of money to sort this one out. Maybe not for filler - have you thought of paste? (Though the genuine thing is even better.)

Put in the necessary work and I'm sure everything will be fine for the two of you.
Important - advice needed - Screwloose


Can anyone else hear that.......



...sounds a bit like scissors.....
Important - advice needed - Big Bad Dave
Here's some important advice

MacDonalds paper cups lose their structural integrity after 24 hours. Don't leave them in your cupholder overnight if they still have coke in them. I'm one of those idiots who never learns and I've done it several times.

My cupholder is moulded into the transmission tunnel so the mess is contained but if you have one that pops out of the console then I imagine it will just dribble all over your radio, aircon and gear stick.
Silly Thread Vol 9 - normd2
if you're bored on a Friday afternoon watch this:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=npTRXr4Sgxg

at first I thought it was a drunkdriver but it's actually just very icy
Silly Thread Vol 9 - Lud
I did once find myself driving, in Devon, on packed snow with a new covering of freezing rain. It became imppossible even at low speed to drive the car in a straight line. It kept slipping sideways down the road camber. Parked on a hill with the handbrake on, it quietly slid 50 feet downhill while I was in a nearby pub seeking a room for the night.

Amazing how many people tried to drive off when they must have been able to see the clumps of crunched wagons on the corner.
My car and a UFO! - Boggy
Hope I've done this tiny URL thing right, it's my first attempt!
Saw my car in the paper in this photo taken from the top of my street! And can anyone figure out what on earth that is in the sky above my house?????

tinyurl.com/2hubrn
My car and a UFO! - henry k
Hot air balloons come in any shape you want. :-)
My car and a UFO! - Altea Ego
Hot air balloons come in any shape you want. :-)


And all of them have a fire at the bottom!
------------------------------
< Ex RF, Ex TVM >
My car and a UFO! - milkyjoe
SNIPQUOTE for the umpteenth time!
yep, i think they use propane!!!
My car and a UFO! - Pugugly {P}
The most tenuous link to motoring of the yea award, goes to .............:-)
My car and a UFO! - Boggy
.......I know PU, it is tenuous. That's my Mondeo parked at the end of the street and I'm chuffed it's in the paper. The fact there's a UFO hovering about above it is purely incidental......
My car and a UFO! - Pugugly {P}
I know Boggy, it survived as I had guessed your motives, however the thread got hijacked somewhat. Not mentioning any names just follow my eyes !
My car and a UFO! - billy25
If its a "hot air" balloon, then the folk in the basket must be rather toastie! cos they're engulfed in the fire!!. - the burner is usually a "good" reach above the basket, so the basket should be visible dangling below the fire.!?

Billy
My car and a UFO! - 1066
is this gorleston near gt yarmouth.
if it is i wouldn't fancy being in a balloon only a mile from the sea as you'd surely be blown out to sea before you could land quickly.
My car and a UFO! - bell boy
photoshop is so easy these days even i can give people beards on it
My car and a UFO! - Another John H
Do you think it might be one of these?

tinyurl.com/2cj8lg

or a variant.
My car and a UFO! - Lud
You can make them by hand with tissue paper, a bit of light wire and a wad of cotton wool soaked in meths or similar. Amuses the nippers.

Don't do it in a wooded area after a long dry spell, better safe than sorry. But should be all right this year. Anyway if it flies in the first place it won't come down until the fire burns out. No good if there's any wind to speak of of course.
My car and a UFO! - DavidHM
Great Yarmouth, yesterday:

snipurl.com/1q79k
My car and a UFO! - bell boy
Great Yarmouth yesterday:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>great yarmouth today..........tinyurl.com/23y7zf
My car and a UFO! - Altea Ego
Its improved a bit then.
------------------------------
< Ex RF, Ex TVM >

Whoops UFO'd to Silly Thread.... - PU
My car and a UFO! - Another John H
Doesn't this belong in the "unusual sightings" thread, rather than here ?

I'll get me coat.
Well, it made me smile.. - Tim Allcott
Seen on the back of a local taxi today a sticker which read
"On Police advice no passengers are left in this vehicle overnight"
--
Tim{P}
Well, it made me smile.. - harry m
nice one.
Well, it made me smile.. - J Bonington Jagworth
Me too. See? :-)
The Friday Idea - Dipstick
I thought I had some strange ideas for motoring gadgets, but this beats mine. It's actually patented too. Is this the answer to the chaos-carnage-mayhem-misery-panic the headlines continually tell us we suffer from?




UK Patent Application No. GB2339950. A car registration plate which indicates the sex of the driver. It has different background colours on either side, one colour for men and one for women. Quick-release clips make it easily reversible.

The inventor says that since the plate makes the driver's sex immediately apparent, other road users will change the way they behave. They will become more polite, and predict better the behaviour of other drivers. The frequency and severity of traffic accidents will be reduced.


You can see the actual patent online at tinyurl.com/yt9uav should you wish.
The Friday Idea - mike hannon
'Quick-release clips'? You are 'avin' a larf...
The Friday Idea - GregSwain
Quick-release clips make it easily reversible.


And easily stealable.
The Friday Idea - drbe
A car registration plate which indicates the sex of the
driver. It has different background colours on either side one colour for men and one
for women. Quick-release clips make it easily reversible.


Easily reversible - what - for when we have those so-easily reversible sex change operations that are all the rage nowadays?
The Friday Idea - Brian Tryzers
>...those so-easily reversible sex change operations...

Could be a new option for dress-down Fridays.
The Friday Idea - Slightlyfatdirector
What if you are colour blind?
The Friday Idea - AdrianM
What if you are a bloke that drives like a girl..(or, indeed, vice versa)...which colour do you go for.
The Friday Idea - Screwloose
What if you are a bloke that drives like a girl..(or indeed vice versa)...which colour
do you go for.


Mauve?
The Friday Idea - GregSwain
What if you are a bloke that drives like a girl..(or indeed vice versa)...which colour
do you go for.


Ahhh now that could be used to peoples' advantage! For example if you park badly all will be forgiven if you leave the pink numberplates on! ;-)
The Friday Idea - Dipstick
Ah, you have your colours wrong. The patent clearly says that men will have white, but ladies will have yellow. After all, men see the world in terms of..um..black and white...and ladies..well...yellow is ..um..prettier.

He says.



The Friday Idea - normd2
how can you patent something that already exists - correct me if I'm wrong but I think I've already got a white and a yellow number plate.....
The Friday Idea - GregSwain
We're all hermaphrodites! Male at the front, female at the rear!
Apt road sign... - graham woods
Hi All, Seen a good road sign today.... "Is the road you are on going to take you to my place"...
Signed "GOD" Made me think while driving along.
Apt road sign... - bell boy
just dont go on route 666
Apt road sign... - graham woods
Hi, I wont, but I travel al lot up and down the "A666" Spookey hey!!!
Apt road sign... - bell boy
very
Apt road sign... - graham woods
I am starting to worry now.... Time for a strong beer..Cheers.graham.
Apt road sign... - bell boy
mines a double :-)
Apt road sign... - graham woods
See, even your scared now....l.o.l. I am out of here....Have a good night. Graham.
Apt road sign... - bell boy
alright for you but im drinking spirits :-(
;-)
ice cream van ..merc - helicopter
My local ice cream man was found dead in his van covered in nuts and chocolate sauce .

At the inquest the verdict was he'd topped himself.......

Sorry couldn't resist it -I'll get the coat.....

moved from unusual sightings thread for obvious reasons
ice cream van ..merc - aaflyer
Our company tried to start an origami club. There wasn't much interest and it folded

AA
MP4-22: Loss of gears - dv
Hi,

For no apparent reason, I lost all gear selection for about 40 seconds, and had to resort to pushing buttons until it came back, but by that time I had dropped to 18th, and despite a storming charge, I still lost the championship to Kimi.

Any Ideas?

Lewis.

Edited by Pugugly {P} on 21/10/2007 at 23:27

MP4-22: Loss of gears - Pugugly {P}
Any ideas Bellboy ??
MP4-22: Loss of gears - PoloGirl
What were you doing before you lost the gears - driving like a fool for no reason on the first lap, per chance?

MP4-22: Loss of gears - Screwloose
Lewis

Commiserations. You didn't notice any suspicious-looking people hanging round the garage, poking about at the cars in the last couple of days - did you?

Somebody who maybe isn't normally there, with a implausible excuse like; "I'm only here to see fair play" etc.....
MP4-22: Loss of gears - bell boy
sorry no idea
have you tried unplugging something and hitting it with a 2lb hammer
this often works for me
MP4-22: Loss of gears - bathtub tom
After you got it going again, did you notice a funny smell from the exhaust of cars in front of you?
MP4-22: Loss of gears - jc2
There were some people looking at your g/box in the "parc ferme".You'd do well to ask them what they were doing.
MP4-22: Loss of gears - knowwun
These guys will fix it for you

www.mrclutch.com

the nearest branch to Woking is in Aldershot.

The reason behind dodgy Italian car electrics... - Jonathan {p}
Not quite motoring, but it made me smile...

tinyurl.com/ytdga4

Brought here from a standalone thread !

Edited by Pugugly {P} on 26/10/2007 at 20:27

Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - Dynamic Dave

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus.

Unfortunately, their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe...........

http: //i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1/enders1/Policelol.jpg

{link deliberately made non clickable. Copy & paste into your url browser and remove the gap between 'http:' and the first '/' }
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - nick
That is brilliant!
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - David Horn
Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just... oh, never mind.
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - billy25
wonder if the bus gets its Cu output measured as well as its Co2 ;-)

Billy
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - milkyjoe
obviously runs on unleaded ( no lead in his pencil)
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - bell boy
bet he's exhausted after his shift
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - pendulum
Wow, what a cock up. :)
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - milkyjoe
i think this post is going to run ( no pun just an observation)
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - PoloGirl
That'll do... not least because it's very old news.
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - milkyjoe
That'll do... not least because it's very old news.
well thats news to me!!
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - jbif
I have a very strong gut feeling that one of the moderators works for a Police PR department.
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - Pugugly {P}
I fought the temptation to post this as I thought I would have been Moderated.......
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - jbif
I fought the temptation to post this as I thought I would have been Moderated.......


Obviously Dynamic Dave did not think on the same wavelengh as you. ;-)

The story was reported last week on
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/22/hampshire_police_.../
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - Caveman
Hampshire police?

You sure this wasn't Northhampton?
Embarrassing police advert on the back of a bus - Clk Sec
That's a cracker, DD.

Clk Sec
German Motoring Englsih - bintang
Years back, someone pointed out on this site a German motoring website with an hilarious English version. It was www.eds-motorsport.de/indexenglisch.htin/ . It is still there but there does not be appear to be an Engloish version any longer. Furthermore, it now asks for registration which it did not before. Does anyone know of a similar site with English please?
German Motoring Englsih - Steve Pearce
Does anyone else find this message ironic, or was that whoosh sound I just heard?
German Motoring Englsih - Chris S
Reminds me of the instructions which came with a German kit-car, they told you to fix a bracket to the back side.
German Motoring Englsih - Alby Back
Hi Chris - Similar to my German next door neighbour who once informed me that he always liked to park his car with his back side against the garage door for extra security. Never did figure out how to maneouver the car from that position myself!
German Motoring Englsih - Pugugly {P}
das dumme Gewinde beckons.
German Motoring Englsih - Alby Back
das dumme gewinde beckons - Do hope so ! Just suggest no one mentions the war though !