For those of you who don't read the Daily Telegraph, I had to share this letter, as it made me laugh a lot:
SIR – Man with pasty would like to meet lady with jerrycan and stamps for travel and fun.
W K Wood Bolton, Lancashire
Well, the man clearly isn't David Cameron, is it?!
Now now unthrottled, are you suggesting our dear leader is somewhat posh and stuck up?
He certainly is not a privileged soul, and if you dont believe me you can ask his footman.
Cleggers, you mean?
SIR – Lady with empty jerry can, first-class stamps, four full water butts and ability to make pasties wltm man with full tank for travel and fun (Letters, March 30).
J A Gillings Chichester, West Sussex
The follow-up letter from yesterday!
Where is 'disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' when you need him??