Had to share - Bobbin Threadbare

For those of you who don't read the Daily Telegraph, I had to share this letter, as it made me laugh a lot:

SIR – Man with pasty would like to meet lady with jerrycan and stamps for travel and fun.

W K Wood
Bolton, Lancashire

Had to share - unthrottled

Well, the man clearly isn't David Cameron, is it?!

Had to share - jamie745

Now now unthrottled, are you suggesting our dear leader is somewhat posh and stuck up?

He certainly is not a privileged soul, and if you dont believe me you can ask his footman.

Had to share - Avant

Cleggers, you mean?

Had to share - Bobbin Threadbare

SIR – Lady with empty jerry can, first-class stamps, four full water butts and ability to make pasties wltm man with full tank for travel and fun (Letters, March 30).

J A Gillings
Chichester, West Sussex

The follow-up letter from yesterday!

Had to share - concrete

Where is 'disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' when you need him??

Had to share - Dutchie
Had to share - Dutchie
My wife calls Nick Clegg he nodding dog.Does het get paid?