Locksmith - locksmith851

(Attempt at a free advert - failed.)

Edited by Avant on 09/01/2013 at 19:14

Locksmith - unthrottled

Really?!

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Edited by Avant on 09/01/2013 at 19:14

Locksmith - oldtoffee

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Edited by Avant on 09/01/2013 at 19:14

Locksmith - Bobbin Threadbare

These spam posts are distinctly sub-optimum.

Edited by Avant on 09/01/2013 at 19:15

Locksmith - Engineer Andy

No doubt his mate Johnson Burglar will be along shortly afterwards to test the "optimum excellent lock" on your back door, safe, etc.

Maybe one of these Johnnie foreigner scam artists would do better by going to learn English somewhere other than in my opinion a "School of English" off Oxford St - it rather scuppers the whole idea of pretending to be a cosher British merchant...

Edited by Avant on 09/01/2013 at 19:15

Locksmith - AnthonyEdwards1

Really?!

I've been looking all over for an optimum excellent lock for a my safe which holds a large amount of cash, but I couldn't find one anywhere. Now my prayers have been answered.

Before choosing any lock for your safe you must first consult it with the Locksmiths, they will tell you which lock is suitable for you.when i have problems with locks and safes i probably call xxxx as they are very much experienced in this field and know well wihch lock is better for a particular thing.

(Link deleted - not that anyone on here would be likely to follow up on a post as illiterate as this.)

Edited by Avant on 20/01/2017 at 00:18

Locksmith - dadbif
Yes, it is are too raining here also
Locksmith - dadbif
Yes it is are not raining here also
Locksmith - catsdad
I always assumed these idiotic scam emails were automatically generated by some data-mining (?) software. But the fact that Anthony has edited his post a couple of minutes after sending it suggests there is a real person involved.

Real but not actually sentient.

Dadbif, I assume you are inspired by Hancock and his radio ham attempts to converse with foreign contacts?
Locksmith - dadbif
Indeed I am, compulsory listening on RAF camp radio services, happy days, with proper comedy..
Locksmith - concrete
Indeed I am, compulsory listening on RAF camp radio services, happy days, with proper comedy..

Ah so! It is a raining not in Tokyo! Happy days indeed.

Concrete

Locksmith - Steveieb
They are also posting on technical. I requested help with changing batteries on my A 4 recently.
Got the perfect answer from a back roomer then found a post directing me to their web site.
Locksmith - FP

To add to the stupidity of "AnthonyEdwards1", who as has been noted, seems to exist as a living even if not fully functional individual, Cutler Bay seems to be in Florida.

Anyway, who "chooses a lock for your safe"? When I last bought one, it came with a lock, much to my surprise.

Locksmith - concrete

This goes against all that is British. What about Magna Carta??

Did she die in vain????

Concrete

Locksmith - catsdad
Concrete,
Stone me! That Hungarian peasant girl got King John to close all the boozers at half-ten. Enough to drive you to frothy coffee..........without the froth.