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Meant to say lifelike but it will do....
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When in the Landie I am generally accompanied by three Springers
only one of which is a psychotic and bites any human it can lay its teeth into. Excellent, I can leave it parked anywhere, unlocked. Of course there is a notice on the window warning any fool who tries to steal dog, Landie or contents....
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"Of course there is a notice on the window warning any fool who tries to steal dog, Landie or contents...."
Pug.....pardon me for butting in from retirement, but I have a pressing query.
A worthy gentleman, gainfully pursuing the same noble game as your good self, told me that, if I display a public notice warning of my obnoxious dog, and said dog subsequently eats a miscreant, I will be deemed to have admitted my dog is dangerous and I will thus be prosecuted for failing to prevent the ensuing feast, notwithstanding that said feast constitutes natural justice.
Was I erroneously advised, or are Landie-based dogs exempt?
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A local builder had his LR Discovery nicked last year along with the two Staffordshire Bull Terriers in the back, from outside a village pub in the space of 20 minutes. Notices up on trees all around the village, reward offered, never found a thing. :o(
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Be warned PU for I heard the following somewhere....
Bloke parked his LR90 with two dogs aboard in a deprived area of a certain city whereupon four urchins approached him saying that they would look after his vehicle. Obviously they were expecting a coin of the realm for their service. The driver, looked down on said urchins and told then that the dogs would look after the vehicle. Whereupon one of the urchins said, "Do they put fires out as well?"
DVD
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