Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - BobbyG
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A BUSINESSMAN has been fined by cops for blowing his nose in a car.

Dad-of-two Michael Mancini pulled out a tissue while he was stuck in stationary traffic - with his handbrake on.

But he was given a £60 fixed penalty notice for "not being in control of his vehicle".


I bet you somewhere in Strathclyde Police Head Office there is someone scratching their head wondering how to reply to this!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Pugugly
As long as they don't do it when behind the wheel of a car. Don't see that going much further.....
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Alanovich
A friend of mine (his name's Steve, this is a true story and not apocryphal) was once in a traffic jam, when the car in front of him ran in to the back of the car preceeding it, albeit fairly softly with little damage.

The chap in the car which had been hit stayed still in his seat, and did not get out of the car to inspect the damage. My friend went around the guy who had caused the accident, who was squatted down inspecting bumpers and knocked on the chap who had been hit's window.

The guy didn't move still. Then my friend noticed the blood streaming out of the chap's nose, around the index finger which was lodged up there. He had been mining for purest green, with his elbow on the steering wheel, and the impact had driven the finger home and knocked him clean out.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - b308
I can't believe they are taking it further, they summed it up very well at the end:

"Total nonsense like this is the very opposite of good policing."

Wonder who the "source" was...

And if he's going to be done for having too much common sense!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Gotanoldhondar

That is sad,it looks like he came across a power crazed sadistic jobsworth plenty
around...
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - b308
There are plenty of jobs where you can be called a "jobsworth", usually by people who have done something wrong and know they have but have to have someone else to blame but themselves... the art is knowing when the person is genuine with their excuse and letting them off with a few words, or taking the P in which case you take 'em to the cleaners... seems this guy has still to learn the art...

Edited by b308 on 28/01/2010 at 15:40

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Falkirk Bairn
"Sad blow" for the driver - do you think the police "picked on him" or did they just "finger him". If he goes to court, as he is said to be doing, will he win? It will be close get get ahead of the prosecution (the bogey man!) - mind you he might win by a nose!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - b308
I think they should wipe his record clean... with a tissue of course...

Edited by b308 on 28/01/2010 at 15:51

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - SteveLee
Meanwhile the police can blast along at silly speeds one-handed chatting onto their radios.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Zippy123
Same Copper did someone for littering as he had dropped a £10 note.

Any DECENT person would have said "Oi Mate! You just dropped a Tenner!"
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - 1400ted

It's getting really pathetic now in this country. The devious and petty excuses to raise money from law abiding citizens, while felons and drunks run amok.
Blow your nose, put a sweet in your mouth, take a bite of an apple, all when stationary.
Clip the dividing line of a bus lane, maybe trying to avoid one of their potholes and you risk a camera being on you. Park in a legal bay...watch out if your towball is over the line by an inch. Outstay your time at a fast food dump and you risk a parking charge for tens of pounds, even though you've spent a fortune with them.
What next,? Sneeze, rub your eye ?

No doubt there's someone employed just to look at new ways of fleecing us....I despair of the way this country's going down the pan !

Here endeth the rant !

Ted
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Pugugly
A little suspicion that one of his colleagues has spragged bits to the press - Real Bobbies don't take kindly to stuff like that.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - OldSock
Snot funny.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Niallster
Happens all day every day as the 'police' rack up 'convictions' to count towards bonuses and promotions.

Usually the victim coughs up the £60 notes and takes the conviction for an easy life. Congratulations to this guy for standing up. This will be dropped way before it gets anywhere near a judge.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Bikerkid
Is it any wonder that we (the general public, not just motorists)
have so little respect for the police?
What they should be doing, if they want to sensibly
increase their coffers, is to stop and fine the very many
drivers who blithely operate with deficient lights.
How I wish that they could fine the morons who sit in
traffic queues with their foot on the brake, blinding those
behind, that I would applaud!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Pugugly
The money doesn't go to the Police it goes to the Treasury - there is a very basic misunderstanding.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - jbif
The money doesn't go to the Police it goes to the Treasury - there is a very basic misunderstanding. >>


... even if the money is raised by PC Shiny Buttons in Scotland (Just like Scottish North Sea Oil helps to keep the Treasury full). ;-)

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - FotheringtonThomas
This will be dropped way before it gets anywhere near a judge.


One would hope not - and that the Judge (or whatever they have in Scotland) will censure those involved in bringing the prosecution.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Rattle
Funnily enough I was stuck in traffic just now and I had a small Pespi bottle on the passanger seat. I knew the lights would not change for another couple of minutes so I had a quick sip my drink. I was also aware if a cop saw me do it I would probably be arrested, have my car taken off me and spend three years in Strangeways for treason.

I am also now seeing private vans with a camera and the words "working with the police on them" I wonder how these firms get paid? £30 per red light?
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - 1400ted
Rats, these are emblazoned with words as you describe, bright yellow and leave you with no doubt that they're there to catch wrongdoers on camera.
Why then, do they always seem to park illegally ?
I passed one last week in the High Street, Cheadle...very busy shopping street with not too wide pavements. The van was 3/4 on the footpath and the other 1/4 was obstructing the traffic. I was past before I could get the reg no. or take a picture.
Not the first one I've seen on the footpath, usually with all four wheels, or parked the wrong way in a one way street.

The evening paper here is very keen on publishing pictures like this so keep your phone/cam ready.

Ted
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - SteveLee
I, er, somebody I knew/didn't know, used an old disc-lock for which he/she couldn't find a key to "clamp" an illegally parked traffic warden's scooter. It was, er, must have been very amusing watching him deal with the situation.

You can't beat direct action!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - bathtub tom
You can get quite robust cyle cable locks in Poundland!

Not that I'm suggesting anything.

If you apply the handbrake and switch off the engine (as if using a mobile 'phone) would it still be regarded as an offence?
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Old Navy
There was a pompus defence of the official line on national TV news this evening, with words to the effect of "If the fine is not paid it will be pursued through the courts".
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - sporty
Unbelievable!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - barney100
Amazing...not just the story but no mention from roomers of getting it from the Daily mail!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - dieselfitter
3 points as well as the fine, accoridng to BBC radio news on the way home tonight. So presumably, if you have a bad cold, you could lose your licence before completing your journey......

Is it April 1st?
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Rattle
This madness has to stop before it gets out of hand. I don't even know what the law is when it comes to motoring anymore. It seems if you drive you are breaking the law. I know in the past year (since I have been driving) I have felt like a crinimal. I never once even noticed police or cop cars until I start driving.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - jbif
Amazing...not just the story but no mention from roomers of getting it from the Daily mail! >>


As Michael Caine is supposed to say "Not many people know that " ( The Daily Record is part of the Mail group)

Edited by jbif on 28/01/2010 at 21:45

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Bromptonaut
The Daily Record is part of the Mail group)


Not even up to a point Lord Copper. PArt of the Trinity Mirror group
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - jbif
>> The Daily Record is part of the Mail group) >> >>
Not even up to a point Lord Copper. PArt of the Trinity Mirror group >>


he, he, I meant the Sunday Mail group (of course)! :-0


Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Manatee
If 'they' must keep inventing new offences, perhaps they can come up with one to charge this PC with.

Criminal witlessness?

Gratuitous persecution with malice aforethought?

I can't imagine that a PC who works so hard to get his colleagues a bad name would be very popular at the station.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Bromptonaut
As presented in the press I cannot see it going far. OTOH if the "fiscal" is prepared to run with it there may be more than meets the eye?
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Stuartli
>>This will be dropped way before it gets anywhere near a judge.>>

What does a judge have to do with it?

As for the Daily Mail as mentioned in other postings, it speaks for a very large and influential section of the population.

Which is why a certain failed leader of the masses is suddenly desperately keen to try and win over their support. Fat chance..:-)


Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - L'escargot
The government advice is catch it, bin it, kill it.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Old Navy
The government advice is catch it bin it kill it.


Is this yet another police power?

If not there is always the catch all anti terrorism legislation. Probably get done for having a map or satnav, definitely information useful to a terrorist.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - ianhad2
He was not done for that, he was charged with not having proper control of a motor vehicle.
BUT, the vehicle was in neutral and the handbrake was on, so the charge is not valid.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - DP
I normally dismiss stories like this as sensationalism, but the guy was interviewed on BBC Breakfast this morning. I felt sorry for him. Softly spoken, perfectly respectable seeming chap, who seems to have been picked on. He is refusing to pay the fine, and says the indications are that it will end up going to court.

Assuming the officer in question had even felt the need to reprimand this driver, surely a quiet word at the side of the road would have been sufficient. In my dealings with traffic police I have always found them reasonable and "human", even when I have unequivocally been in the wrong, but the officer in this case has done a great deal of damage to the public's perception of the police.

It also makes me angry that we keep being told how the justice system is overloaded and can't process real criminals effectively, yet they are wasting everyone's time and money prosecuting what seems like a perfectly reasonable, law abiding chap for doing something which, let's face it, every motorist in this country has done at some time.

I don't want to sound like a Daily Mail reader, but sometimes this country baffles me.


Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Waino
Yes, I saw the chap on BBC Breakfast this morning. He certainly didn't strike me as the sort of bloke who has an 'attitude' problem - though I wouldn't blame him if he has one now!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - b308
I don't want to sound like a Daily Mail reader but sometimes this country baffles
me.


I think "the lunatics are in charge of the asylum" summarises the state of the country at the moment....
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - ifithelps
...I don't want to sound like a Daily Mail reader...

The Daily Mail sells about 2.2m copies a day, and the publisher will tell you many of those are read by more than one person, giving a 'readership' of 3m or more.

That's a lot of people, and the law of averages tells you they are not all what some like to characterise as typical Daily Mail readers.

Many are perfectly reasonable people who want a well-produced newspaper with plenty in it to read.





Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - bathtub tom
>>The government advice is catch it, bin it, kill it.

Kids seem to pick it, lick it, roll it flick it. ;>)
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Badwolf
>> Kids seem to pick it lick it roll it flick it. ;>)

It's not just the kids, bt :-)
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - 1400ted
I always thought that a bit of snip was compulsory for those stuck in traffic jams.

Ted

Edited by Pugugly on 31/01/2010 at 11:01

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Sofa Spud
What about sneezing while driving, that's more dangerous than blowing your nose while driving, and yet you can't stop yourself from sneezing for long.

Edited by Sofa Spud on 29/01/2010 at 10:53

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Badwolf
Indeed so, Ted. Nothing passes the time better than mining for purest green (with apologies to the person who originally posted that - it really amused me!)

This whole story is totally ridiculous and is typical of the 'sledgehammer to crack a nut' approach that the authorities seem to use these days. The response from the police is completely out of proportion to the alleged offence and as other posters have rightly said, the police officer who took the decision to issue this gentleman with an NIP has done the police service no favours whatsoever.

Rattle - you are quite right to say that you feel that every time you get in your car you feel criminalised. These days, it is getting harder to keep your attention on the actual act of driving your car as you're too busy wondering where the next ticket or NIP will be coming from.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Alanovich
Nothing passes the time better than mining for purest green (with apologies
to the person who originally posted that - it really amused me!)


'T was I, however I can not claim the full credit. It's adapted from a Blackadder episode. The mere thought of that programme makes me grin wildly, and I've watched most of the series more times than I've had hot dinners. It never, never gets boring.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Badwolf
'T was I however I can not claim the full credit. It's adapted from a
Blackadder episode.


I *thought* it sounded familiar. Blackadder - what a programme!

"Well, Captain I've got to admire your balls!"
"Perhaps later..."

Brilliant!

Erm, motoring. [Scratches head] Did Blackadder have a car? No? Oh... Sorry.

I'd also like to see Westpig et al make a comment on this case, just to get the 'other side'. It really does defy common sense and I can't begin to imagine why the police officer concerned thought that issuing the NIP was a good move.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Old Navy
I'd also like to see Westpig et al make a comment on this case just
to get the 'other side'.


I suspect they are in despair of their colleague, and are wisely keeping a low profile on this one.
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Westpig
I'd also like to see Westpig et al make a comment on this case just
to get the 'other side'. It really does defy common sense and I can't begin
to imagine why the police officer concerned thought that issuing the NIP was a good
move.


100% agree....and so would most of my colleagues. This sort of thing does untold damage and ruins the hard earnt respect achieved by others.

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - BobbyG
Would be interesting to get the viewpoint of servicing police here?

Assuming the story is correct, what does this officer's peers and bosses do here? If he is strictly correct in what he has done, do his bosses need to back him even though they know what way the PR is going?

If it has been passed to Procurator Fiscal is it now out of the police's hands?

No doubt there are many people on here who, like me. are in customer facing environments and sometimes will get the "I'm not happy with this, I'm taking it further " approach. Very rarely do they reach the National Media!!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - stevied
""I'm not happy with this, I'm taking it further".. if I had a pound etc....

My favourite has always been "I am going to get in touch with Jeremy Clarkson". My instinctive response, alas thus far only in my head, has been "Well if you want someone to mis-report, spin, dumb down and twist what you've said then that is a great idea"... not a fan and do not understand why some people think he is some sort of guru. It is due almost entirely to him that TG is now possibly the most painfully contrived programme on TV. It makes we wince!

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Pica
I was listening to a London radio station this morning and it was reported that this same Policeman witnessed somebody coming out of a shop (I think about a month ago) and the shopper dropped a £10 note from their pocket and the Policeman ticketed the shopper for littering.

It was suggested that someone in authority at the officers Police Station might like to have a quite word with him. LOL

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - 1400ted
It's agood job our nasally challenged friend didn't pull his hanky out of his pocket and bring a sweet paper with it, that might have fallen in the road when he got out to speak Mr Woodentop.

2 years in the dungeons at Edinburgh Castle for you ,Sir !!

Ted
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - CraigP
There has to be more to the story than this.

What attracted the police officers eyes in the first place?

It's difficult to imagine a traffic officer driving along looking about (even if on the hunt for violations) then spotting this and thinking "aha!".
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Old Navy
It's difficult to imagine a traffic officer driving along looking about (even if on the
hunt for violations) then spotting this and thinking "aha!".

>>
I dont think this guy is a traffic trained policman, they have common sense, which is why they should replace scameras.

I really, really, hope no one gives this guy a gun!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - sierraman
Thanks for pointing that out - snipped from ted's post - having checked an authoritative source,
Dave well thumbed Viz magazine, I have to agree that I'm sure that ted didn't intend us to take that particular meaning of the phrase !
PU

Edited by Pugugly on 31/01/2010 at 11:04

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - 1400ted
No indeed, Pug. I'd totally forgotten about the alternative meaning...not moving in those circles for a very long time........City Centre beat, etc.

Ted
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Pugugly
Oh City Centre Beat eh ? ;-)
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - DP
Many are perfectly reasonable people who want a well-produced newspaper with plenty in it to
read.


I'm sure they are. My father-in-law is a reasonable person who has taken the Daily Mail every day for years.

I've glanced through it on occasion, and it seems to me that apart from painting the worst kind of glass half empty view of Britain, everything is the fault of some combination of immigrants, Europe, homosexuals, working women or muslims. If whatever the target of their "exposure" isn't robbing you of your freedom, it is giving you cancer.

I am no liberal, and am not a fan of this government by any stretch, but I can't read more than two articles in the Mail without becoming depressed, angry, or both! ;-) In my defence, having the misfortune to pick up the Guardian also sets off similar emotions, but obviously for the opposite reasons.

Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Snakey
On my way into work this morning I scratched my nose once, and I also sneezed a couple of times.

And I confess, I lifted myself up slightly in the seat to erm, expel some surplus gas.

Does this make me a hardened criminal? I was lucky plod wasn't there to catch me!
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - BobbyG
"Does this make me a hardened criminal?"

only if there was follow through........
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - Pugugly
DP - can you check your mail ?
Don't blow your nose when behind the wheel! - OmNo
I feel vindicated again for being Mr grumpy on the "Good things about driving in the UK" thread.