Vitreolic Backroomers - L'escargot
Currently Backroomers seem to be to a large extent aggressive and vitreolic. They hate car dealers, service departments, other drivers, other Backroomers, the police, insurance companies, the government, local councils and practically every other body connnected with motoring. Chill out guys and gals!

Edited by L'escargot on 02/10/2009 at 21:33

Vitreolic Backroomers - Pugugly
Probably don't like themselves either :-(
Vitreolic Backroomers - Badwolf
I've got to let it out somewhere, my little shell-bound chum. SWMBO won't listen and people look at me funny when I chunter on about it in the pub...
Vitreolic Backroomers - bathtub tom
I just tell myself about it, LOUDLY, while I'm out walking.

Can anyone tell me why others give me funny looks?
Vitreolic Backroomers - Altea Ego
Probably don't like themselves either :-(


I love myself.

If I didnt who would?
Vitreolic Backroomers - old crocks
I love myself.


Ergo Ego

;-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - Manatee
>>They hate car dealers, service departments, ... and practically every other body connnected with motoring

And even Norfolk!
Vitreolic Backroomers - Pugugly
....and Norfolk must be one of the more inoffensive counties.
Vitreolic Backroomers - henry k
>>They hate car dealers service departments ... and practically every other body connnected with motoring

and even dead flies
Vitreolic Backroomers - oilrag
"and even dead flies"

I wrote a few lines in sympathetic requiem in a recent thread.

Main dealer (ships) caught in a giant radiator and impaled on the fins would be something else.. " Look Fred, something is spreading and eating through the alloy" " must be Vera the receptionist and the Service Manager - they were in league with the Devil in his money for souls - code reading program"

;-)

Edited by oilrag on 02/10/2009 at 21:55

Vitreolic Backroomers - Harmattan
I was going to agree with the OP and then I realised I hadn't been able to bring myself to look at a thread which contained the soporific word 'Norfolk'. Bet they can't spell vitriol there either.
Vitreolic Backroomers - stunorthants26
I love it because people here are passionate about things, sometimes driving, somtimes being treated fairly, the enviroment, the law, the list goes on.
It would be an awfully dull place without it.
Vitreolic Backroomers - bell boy
i thought the same as you L'escargot just the other day but then thought non of my customers ever ever come back to thank me so tinternet is only like real life you only hear bard things
2 p or not 2 p that is not the euro
Vitreolic Backroomers - Lud
Vitriolic? Bunch of pussycats if you ask me.

I have had to learn to hold myself under a tight rein to avoid causing conniptions or even tears.

And that's just among the moderators, let alone all you fellow saloon bar bores.

Vitriolic indeed! Never read the correspondence column in a literary magazine obviously.

Faugh!
Vitreolic Backroomers - Hamsafar
Compared to most forums, I disagree, especially ones frequented by Americans.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Nsar
Motoring link?
Vitreolic Backroomers - Lud
Yeah Nsar, your car's a heap of dog poo.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Nsar
Lud, remember, I drive a Legacy so I am a wise guy, no-one can touch me here.





Vitreolic Backroomers - Badwolf
Motoring link?


Tee-hee! I'd have thought that the fact that the thread is about the Backroom negates the need for it to mention motoring?

But just in case - vrooom vrooom!

Here's a thought - does 'parp' still trigger the swear filter?
Vitreolic Backroomers - Badwolf
Nope, it doesn't! Ah, the good old days.... :-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - Alby Back
Japanese soft roader 4x4 drivers, bunch of......

decent sorts really !!!............always said that myself......

;-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - Rattle
I don't hate anybody unless they crash into me :).

I do spent saturday nights dancing to punk music though. I am no hippy!
Vitreolic Backroomers - Badwolf
Ruddy 'eck, Rattle - my mental image of you gets weirder by the day ;-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - bathtub tom
What's Rattle doing here this time of night?

I thought he'd be out necking a few jars until the early hours.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Rattle
I don't dress like a punk, well at least not on purpose :). Listening to the Damned, Sex Pistols, Joy Division, Buzzcocks etc is a good way to switch off from reality, I can pretend I was in 1977 even if I wasn't born then!

I just love all the excitement it is part of being manc too as the Manchester music scene was all based on it. I don't really want to smash things up though and I half like the queen :).

I admit sometimes on this site I can be a little sharp in my replies and maybe some of us do need to tone things down a bit.

I used to be very smart and businessman like but some how I gave that up :(.

Edited by Rattle on 02/10/2009 at 23:54

Vitreolic Backroomers - bathtub tom
>>does 'parp' still trigger the swear filter?

I've a very old Noddy book.

His car goes "poop poop".

Edited by bathtub tom {p} on 02/10/2009 at 23:53

Vitreolic Backroomers - stunorthants26
Sometimes sharp replies are order of the day if someone says something worthy of it, same as in life.
Vitreolic Backroomers - pda
It does seem to come over that way I must admit, but I'm going to stick my kneck out now and criticize!

The Backroom is a daunting place to someone new, the moderation is strict ( a good thing and why I like it here) but humour is often stifled.

In forums, as in life, we all need humour to balance the anger and maybe that's what's missing..............................runs away and hides now:)

An example is that GB asked me a couple of weeks ago to let him know how I got on at a course I did. I don't know him other than on these forums. I can't find a motoring link at all I could use, so can't let him know.

I tend to have a mental picture of someone standing behind me with a cane to rap my knucles with, much like school, if I stray out of line.

Which of course makes me want to do just that!!

To hell with it, GB will read this thread.

I passed my City and Guilds in Teaching and Presenting skills yesterday and have just to register with JAUPT to get the show on the road now. Not bad for an Oldie to change career after retiring age eh? :)

Pat

Vitreolic Backroomers - L'escargot
Not bad for
an Oldie to change career after retiring age eh? :)


Not bad for an oldie to keep working after 65.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Manatee
IIRC Pat is of the female persuasion, so retiring age might be 60.

I take your point - I can't remember the last person to reach 65 in the company I work for.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Martin Devon
Hungover (mildly) so don't want to talk to you vitriolic lot. Well not for an hour or two anyway!!

hic!! DM
Vitreolic Backroomers - Stuartli
I can't remember the last person to reach 65 in the company I work for. >>


Must be very, very hard taskmasters....:-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - gordonbennet
mental picture of someone standing behind me with a cane
>>

Blimey Pat, you're a dark horse, are you known as saucy sarah elsewhere...;)

Seriously, well done that girl.
Pleased you've found your niche to stay within the industry you know so well, and made the change that long term truck drivers find so daunting, as one meself i know it takes some bottle to make that move.
I hope you'll give us an update how the career progresses when you get into the swing...if you should be putting us transporter jockeys through our training paces soon, i'll keep mum..;)

The forum here does have some acidic personalities, but for some reason it's quite addictive, and you can just ignore those who have no sense of humour.

Some have a dogmatic attitude especially over the new/old technology is better, and their rather sniping remarks do spoil a good bit of amusing banter, we all have our idiosyncracies, the differences between us should be applauded not derided.
The derision route seems on a parallel with modern politics, where the old hymn book..the one used with fervour yesterday is declared untouchable today.

As in life there are many views, all are valid, or have we come to the point in time where all are equal but some are more so?


Vitreolic Backroomers - pda
During the whole of my lorry driving career GB I have been known as The Flying Witch :)

I think it has something to do with 'standing my corner' with a bunch of blokes!

And yes, I could have retired at 60:)

If I get a bunch of transporter drivers the brromstick should be a clue:)

Back on topic, it's good to get to know the characters on here and occasionally see the softer side come out from those known to bite.

Lud sprins to mind!

Pat
Vitreolic Backroomers - b308
Softer side... Lud?!

Mmmm, will have to think about that... personally I enjoy the banter....
Vitreolic Backroomers - drbe
>>>> An example is that GB asked me a couple of weeks ago to let him
know how I got on at a course I did. I don't know him other
than on these forums. I can't find a motoring link at all I could use
so can't let him know.


What about using "I Have A Question"

Or failing that send him an email via those good-looking moderators.
Vitreolic Backroomers - PatrickO
Or you can do what this gent did to let off steam:

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minuteintervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle..

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,'Code 3'in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, hebegan to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11. November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

This is doing the rounds on e-mail, true or not, I don't know.

Edited by PatrickO on 03/10/2009 at 09:56

Vitreolic Backroomers - Altea Ego
>This is doing the rounds on e-mail, true or not, I don't know.

15 And finally drove his rolls royce in through the front window of the store to complain about a bed he bought

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction


Vitreolic Backroomers - teabelly
Think it's just life biting everyone one on the posterior at once. There are a lot of things wrong with the motoring world that are a general reflection on what is wrong everywhere else. Lack of discipline amongst some that leads to the generally law abiding being hounded. This is the recurrent theme.
Vitreolic Backroomers - 1066
i can only remember on member full of vitriol and he doesnt seem to post much lately.
Mr X where are you?
Vitreolic Backroomers - Rattle
The tesco thing is not true. I tried setting up a tend in the middle of ASDA once, and put a packet of condoms in a random trolley. I got arrested. Of coruse this a complete and utter lie.

Vitreolic Backroomers - JH
L
as the old joke goes, you ought to get out more. This is a positive haven compared to many forums! :-)

JH
Vitreolic Backroomers - Pugugly
The only other forum I venture into is a motorcycle brand specific one - full of swearing & silly pictures - difficult to separate the chaff from the wheat there.

Edited by Pugugly on 03/10/2009 at 17:25

Vitreolic Backroomers - Blue {P}
Well, after my contribution to the Sunderland road bashing thread I now feel that I may have revealed my true vitriol towards the local council so guess I can count myself in the club. :-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - Pugugly
Not bad after 7+ years here...

Edited by Pugugly on 03/10/2009 at 17:34

Vitreolic Backroomers - Blue {P}
Thanks! What can I say though? My backside was sore from spending so much time on the fence about most issues :-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - cheddar
Is it my fault?

Having been back around for a week or two after many months of inactivity, on here that is.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Pugugly
Probably
Vitreolic Backroomers - cheddar
Probably


More sitting on the fence!
VitrIolic Backroomers - Armitage Shanks {p}
I think this is a site with mostly calm and considered content and iron fist in velvet glove moderation and I wouldn't want it any other way. I try not to be rude or too contentious, my main fault is thread drift. It is also a goldmine of information - just look at how much good stuff there is in the "I have a Question" threads. There is only one site I have ever visted even more decorous than this one and that is the Cloud Appreciation Society!
Vitreolic Backroomers - Altea Ego
Is it my fault?
Having been back around for a week or two after many months of inactivity on
here that is.


YES IT MOST CERTAINLY IS.

funny thing is, MR X disappears, and then you suddenly pop back on
Vitreolic Backroomers - Aretas
Now I really am angry.

Ever since I changed from IE to Firefox the behaviour of this site has irritated me and I have not used it too much. I assumed it was an HJ site coding problem.

Having just removed from the computer startup of some of its "services" clutter the site is back to its old ways.

Lost 6 months of interesting reading!
Vitreolic Backroomers - cheddar
funny thing is MR X disappears and then you suddenly pop back on


Who's Mr X?
Vitreolic Backroomers - rtj70
Cheddar I don't think you used the alias Mr X :-) A member caused lots of grief during your absence but the two are unrelated.
Vitreolic Backroomers - cheddar
Aha, no not me!

Actually I think I could turn my previous assertion around and say that it seems that the vitriol has been apparent despite my absence ;-)
Vitreolic Backroomers - rtj70
So it was you then ;-)

But Mr X at some point will return. Keeps us on our toes.
Vitreolic Backroomers - L'escargot
They hate car
dealers, service departments, other drivers, other Backroomers, the police, insurance companies, the government, local councils,
and practically every other body connnected with motoring.


That's what I meant. Forget the word vitreolic (sic!).

Edited by L'escargot on 03/10/2009 at 18:51

Vitreolic Backroomers - Sofa Spud
I think the backroom is fairly civilised compared to some of the political and current affairs forums I visit which seem to filling up with far-right nutters.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Pugugly
There's an excellent column in Private Eye on quoting forum rants - I have a sneaking suspicion it may be factual given that one of the "names" is familiar to this site (now longe banned) - cracking.
Vitreolic Backroomers - Avant
I wonder if we've all been misunderstanding this topic.

'Vitreolic' is presumably derived from 'vitreous china', which used to be printed on lavatory bowls. Is the Backroom humour being accused of being too lavatorial?

Maybe Armitage Shanks will see this - it sounds like his province.
Vitriolic Backroomers - Armitage Shanks {p}
I've seen it, I am not sure I have anything useful to add though! In my earlier incarnation as a member of the military and with an evil sense of humour, I was frequently in the 'poo' - it was only the depth that varied! I could have called myself Stelrad Doulton but I thought AS had a classy tone to it, probably wrongly!
Vitriolic Backroomers - Fullchat
Ideal Standard has a certain ring to it :-)
Vitriolic Backroomers - pmh3
Ideal Standard has a certain ring to it :-)

Since you have taken that, I will settle for Jacob Delafon

I will leave 'villeroy boch' , abbreviated it may be a more appropriate
handle for Mr X.


;)
Vitriolic Backroomers - Armitage Shanks {p}
In deed, but nobody has EVER thought of me as Ideal or Standard, except when it came to handing over houses, pensions and lump sums!
Vitriolic Backroomers - barchettaman
I post (and browse) only occasionally now, as I am much more into bicycles than cars, but somehow I miss the moderators and certain posters on here.
Whenever I return to have a look around the 'tone' seems as genial as it ever was. Lovely forum, well moderated, lots of good advice and humour.
Cheers all
Barchettaman
Vitriolic Backroomers - Lud
AS: unlike Thomas Crapper your ancestors didn't give a verb to the world.

'Back in a minute. Just going for an armitage.'

Doesn't sound right somehow. Sorry.

:o}
Vitriolic Backroomers - cheddar
'Back in a minute. Just going for an armitage.'
Doesn't sound right somehow. Sorry.


Perhaps because it might be misconstrued by anyone born within the sound of the Bow Bells ;-)
Vitriolic Backroomers - Cliff Pope
I could have called myself Stelrad Doulton but I thought AS had a classy tone
to it probably wrongly!


"LCC Patern" has a certain dignified gravitas.
Vitriolic Backroomers - Armitage Shanks {p}
Thanks gentlemen! This is getting quite surreal!
Vitreolic Backroomers - concrete
L'escargot, it is difficult for some to be dispassionate when putting their point of view, particularly when they feel hard done by. It is true that you get taken more notice of if you do marshall your arguments and put them briefly but succinctly, but hey nothing arouses passion like perceived injustice. It is unfortunate that the motoring world has suffered more than most from 'cowboys' in every department from cars sales, servicing, repairs, parking, speed cameras, bad driving and taxation. We are a prime target for every scam going and people do get upset by this fact. I do agree it would be nicer for some to calm down before going into print, but it is forgivable, and sometimes very amusing. Also, no matter how the argument is put, we other backroomers can always learn from someone else's experience. Long live the back room and all who sail in her! Concrete