Tortoise Avoids Disaster on M25 - Nsar
Pass me a hanky, I'm filling up.....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8264541.stm

It even has the obligatory heartwarming 'comedy' name that rescue services are obliged by law now to come up with for the news reports.

I have experienced this on a road in Corsica where I straddled one and went back to put him in the verge, but the M25.....?
Tortoise Avoids Disaster on M25 - Martin Devon
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Tortoise Avoids Disaster on M25 - LikedDrivingOnce
Given my experiences of "rush hour" on the M25, I wouldn't be surprised to see a tortoise at all.....overtaking me!