Traffic census...why bother? - gordonbennet
SWMBO's commute is via a very heavily trafficked 2 way A road.

They're having a census on that road and pulled her up t'other morning, here goes the conversation..ish.. The censusee? i shall shorten to CB (census bloke)

CB goodmorning, like to ask you a few questions.
SW (hackles rising..sh'es from the Med...fuse set at .0001seconds) nothing to say just a grimace (that i know so well)
CB may i ask your address and postcode from where you started the journey?
SW why, do i have to tell you?
CB (slightly shirty) because we are the highways agency and we are gathering information to improve the road.
SW make it bigger!
CB if we can find out why people blah blah.
SW I live in town A and work in town B, i'm not giving you my address, but you don't need to stand here 8 hours a day asking stupid questions when it's blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain that the road isn't big enough for the volume of traffic regardless of where it's going.
CB stands back possibly in fear of further tongue lashing...smiling slightly and muttered general agreement.
SW can i go now...goodbye.

Thats just about sums it up....i make no comment, being within striking distance, but you're welcome to..;)

Any questions?
Traffic census...why bother? - jbif
....i make no comment, being within striking distance, but you're welcome to..;) >>


;-)
I could say a lot, but instead say just two things:
1. I pity you, and I sympathise with the CB who was unfairly targetted.
2. The poor CB was probably a temp earnng a decent few bob, doing what he was employed to do. Could Mrs gb benefit from being given guidance on where to direct her ire and fire for better effect/result, or would that be a waste of someone's time trying to make her see the error of her ways?
;-)

Edited by jbif on 04/07/2009 at 11:28

Traffic census...why bother? - Pugugly
Talking to a Highways guy about these after the last row on here a few days ago. Seems that these are going on all over the place at the moment - suspicion is that they're linked to some road pricing project.
Traffic census...why bother? - Robin Reliant
I happily answer any questions put to me my someone carrying out a survey of any sort, traffic or otherwise. But I tell them a complete pack of lies.

It's my way of hitting back.
Traffic census...why bother? - Bill Payer
- suspicion is that they're linked to some road pricing project.

It was announced the other day that the Government has abandoned all efforts on road pricing.
Traffic census...why bother? - Harleyman

It was announced the other day that the Government has abandoned all efforts on road
pricing.


Which is a surefire way of winning a tenner on it happening soon.
Traffic census...why bother? - midlifecrisis
Abandoned.....is there an election coming up!
Traffic census...why bother? - madf
"....is there an election coming up?"

They have run out of money and need it to pay for MPs' expenses....
Traffic census...why bother? - gordonbennet
1. I pity you and I sympathise with the CB who was unfairly targetted.

>>

No pity needed and anyone lucky enough to have a Latin woman will tell you the same...the considerable fire is never directed at their lifelong loved ones whom they worship....
But once the fuse is triggered stand well clear..;

Road pricing....hmm nothing would surprise me with any of 'em, and many years ago i learned to take anything a government minister, lackey or spokesperson said with a large helping of sodium chloride.

Apart from the census's (goodness knows what the plural ought to be) we have grown traffic counting wires across many routes in our area.

I wondered whether they might be somehow speed sensitive too, maybe to give evidence for the much needed (in their minds anyway) 50 mph national speed limit we keep hearing about..:)

Please don't let us have an election yet, they can inflict so much more damage to their own chances in the next year... it's almost got to the realms of fantasy the things they come out with, i'd almost miss 'em.
Traffic census...why bother? - daveyjp
I can only assume anyone who complains about doing a road use census is 100% happy about the road network.
Traffic census...why bother? - Robin Reliant
I can only assume anyone who complains about doing a road use census is 100%
happy about the road network.

Or 100% certain that whatever conclusions they draw from the survey will be used to cock it up even further.
Traffic census...why bother? - tack
I don't think they are census people anyway. I believe they are Government security service trying to track the movements of a certain forum poster, find out whre he lives so they can maintain a watching brief on what he drives, where he goes, who he meets with.
Traffic census...why bother? - the swiss tony
whre he lives so they can maintain a watching brief on what he drives where he goes who
he meets with.

Funny you should say that.... I have had the feeling of being followed lately......
Traffic census...why bother? - madux
I don't think they are census people anyway. I believe they are Government security service
trying to track the movements of a certain forum poster find out whre he lives
so they can maintain a watching brief on what he drives where he goes who
he meets with.


Well we have at least found out recently that he has owned 2 Mercs.
Traffic census...why bother? - Waino
Yes, I have to deal with the general public in the course of my work and I would say that Mr/Mrs angry, ignorant, arrogant make up about 5% of the population. Thank goodness I had the sense not to marry one!
Traffic census...why bother? - Martin Devon
SWMBO's commute is via a very heavily trafficked 2 way A road.

Thats just about sums it up....i make no comment being within striking distance but you're
welcome to..;)

GB............I love you.......and her. Tell the Numpty upstarts to stick it up their Pipes. If the Gang Plankers can't work out why a road has a problem WITHOUT delaying the general populace then it is a bad do.

"Where did you start your journey??" Tell them to get another Agency to monitor the mobile and they would have all of the answers. Disjointed *hite house Country we live in.

Anyone under 40 doesn't understand.

Give me strength..........................MD
Traffic census...why bother? - loonykev
MD, I heartily agree with all of that, well said!
Traffic census...why bother? - ifithelps
Seems Mrs gb did rather jump down the throat of this hapless functionary.

''Make the road bigger,'' she says, demonstrating a not very firm grasp of traffic management.

Shame he didn't reply: ''You could use the bus - or mover closer to work."

Like it or not, traffic surveys are one of the things used by the Highways Agency to determine future road building policy.

Not taking part is like not voting.

And being rude to someone who can't answer back is not clever at all.

Edited by ifithelps on 05/07/2009 at 09:41

Traffic census...why bother? - NorfolkDriver
Shame he didn't reply: ''You could use the bus - or mover closer to work."


Sounds like the Green Party talking there. They seem to want to limit movement of people/traffic.

Traffic census...why bother? - ifithelps
....Sounds like the Green Party talking there....

ND,

Not at all, I just think one rude, fatuous remark deserves another.
Traffic census...why bother? - NorfolkDriver
Not at all I just think one rude fatuous remark deserves another.

>>

Not a problem, but it still sounds like an advert for the Green Party!

And I have a problem moving closer to work or using public transport.

1. There is no public transport, except the train, which comes within 4 miles of my gaff.

2. Being self employed, I dont know where I will be working two days in advance so wouldnt know where to move to :)

Traffic census...why bother? - harry m
had this happen to me the other week at bolney in w/sussex,i just pointed to the bt openreach logo on side of van and said as i had signed the official secrets act 30 odd years ago i could not answer any questions.at least it got a smile from the traffic cop in attendance.
Traffic census...why bother? - Martin Devon
Why are all these things done and run by Jerks who have never had to turn Tuppence into Threepence. Ruddy idealists the lot of them. Then after several committees they embark on a scheme and then change midway or don't think far enough ahead from the start. Little people in little jobs. Sack ALL Politicians and give the job/s to those who have turned Tuppence into Half a Crown.

Give me strength cos I've nearly run out of Hobgoblin!!

Best regards..............Martin.
Traffic census...why bother? - madux
Give me strength cos I've nearly run out of Hobgoblin!!
Best regards..............Martin.


I'm on the 6X - plenty left.
Traffic census...why bother? - Martin Devon
I'm on the 6X - plenty left.

Sorry Madux. I didn't give you the full story in case you lot decided to come round. Hobgoblin nearly expired, but then a case from O'Hanlons (mixed) and some Marston's Burton.

I'll do my best, but the Son-in-Law to be is here for dinner and he can guzzle if one doesn't keep an eye.

Have a pleasant Sunday and Bottoms up..................MD
Traffic census...why bother? - gordonbennet
He he, seems opinion is divided here which is a good thing.

I'm not going to defend SWMBO, she hardly needs me for that as many a big bully has found to their cost over the years..;)

The stretch of road i'm referring to is a section of A road designed and built many years ago, little has changed with it since i've been using it since '73m except the major industrial town B She travels to every day has quadrupled in size especially following enterprise zone status some years back.

Once you are past this town the 2 way A road can cope very easily even at the heaviest peak time.

Why it needs so much time and money to be directed at something so blindingly obvious is beyond me, except it does keep an awful lot of people doing something apparently useful (beats the hell out of a days work), and it seems some here are convinced it's important work as their replies have shown.

Hmm...wonder if i can get a job sitting in my car on the verge wearing the obligatory hi viz counting vehicles when i'm retired?

There have been promises of a second route for years, but as with most of these things they are announced by some rising star for some free publicity and never happen.

I have little faith in the results of such census surveys, i daresay something similar resulted in the M6/A14 junction where a route of national importance goes into a single lane Southbound resulting in chaos and the deaths of many poor souls over the years.
(whoever is responsible for that junction should be doing time)

Locally we now have traffic light controlled roundabouts on the main road, where it ran fine before queuing for no one at all hours of the day and night result.

Traffic census...why bother? - Cliff Pope
Not taking part is like not voting.

>>>>


Not quite. I don't think people chained themselves to railings or threw eggs at ministers in order to secure the right to take part in traffic surveys.
Traffic census...why bother? - Snakey
These censae (censuses?!) seem to only prove the bleeding obvious. Rubbish, poorly maintained roads are busier a)in te morning and b) in the evening

In the North East last week we were being monitored by an absolute army of those little spy cameras on poles - on every bridge and intersection.

What benefit will they bring? Absolutely none. The data collected will simply be used to prove the latest half cocked theory about traffic, or simply used to push another toll/tax through.

In a years time some beared, leather-patch-on-jacket-elbow'd professor will appear on the local news informing us, that we are yet again at traffic meltdown status and tolling is the only way forward.

And now I've been driving for 25 years I simply hear 'blah blah blah' I still have to go to work on Monday. Its 30 miles and theres no viable public transport option.
Traffic census...why bother? - Aly
Girly question:
There are quite a few double wires laid across roads around here... connected to a box and tied around a lamp post - the wires are tacked down to the road. Are these to count the amount of traffic? Or some strange council thing?

Traffic census...why bother? - Dynamic Dave
Are these to count the amount of traffic? Or some strange council thing?


I would have thought they would get a false reading when a lorry or bus with twin rear axles drives over them.
Traffic census...why bother? - deepwith
Aly, they can be to monitor speeds on that stretch of road, and if the percentage is high then a speed trap will be set up as some date in the future. I asked a police chap wielding a speed-gun on a road with little traffic at that time.

Edited by deepwith on 05/07/2009 at 22:30

Traffic census...why bother? - old crocks
There are quite a few double wires laid across roads around here..Are these to count the amount of traffic?


Yes. They also tell which direction you are going by which wire triggers first and your speed by the time intervals between them.
Traffic census...why bother? - Another John H
>>It's my way of hitting back.

I sometimes have a bit of sport with the "traffic monitoring" cars parked up on verges by junctions around here: I don't make eye contact, but suspect they must notice when I've gone past the same way a few times, when they are expecting the traffic to go and fro...

Traffic census...why bother? - ifithelps
...Not quite. I don't think people chained themselves to railings or threw eggs at ministers in order to secure the right to take part in traffic surveys...

I don't see what the fight for universal suffrage has to do with it.

Traffic surveys play a part in forming transport policy, so you may as well contribute.

Unless you genuinely couldn't care less about the transport infrastructure in your area.

That's possible, but unlikely for a regular contributor to a motoring forum.
Traffic census...why bother? - Martin Devon
Unless you genuinely couldn't care less about the transport infrastructure in your area.

At times there is little point in caring as it is highly unlikely that any rational input from us Peasants would be taken into consideration anyway. Our sole purpose it to pay tax to keep those who will not!!

Goodnight all...........M
Traffic census...why bother? - Cliff Pope
I don't see what the fight for universal suffrage has to do with it.
>>


It doesn't, but you said not answering a traffic survey was like not voting.
Traffic census...why bother? - Kevin
>Like it or not, traffic surveys are one of the things used by the Highways Agency to
>determine future road building policy.

Yeah, right!

From a rival broadsheet in Dec. 2008:

"The only road approved by Geoff Hoon, the transport secretary, under a £400m highway improvement scheme is adjacent to his constituency, it has emerged. A new £100m section of the A46 will run alongside Hoon?s Ashfield constituency. The remaining £300m will be spent on projects such as extra speed cameras."

Kevin...
Traffic census...why bother? - ifithelps
...The remaining £300m will be spent on projects such as extra speed cameras."....

Kevin,

How do you imagine the projects for the remaining £300m were identified?

Using information the Highways Agency had to hand which includes, in some small way, the results of surveys.

I'm not saying the system is right, wrong or anything else, just pointing out how it works.

Traffic census...why bother? - Martin Devon
Using information the Highways Agency had to hand which includes in some small way the
results of surveys.

I, you, he, she could sit at the side of a road and see traffic volumes WITHOUT stopping folk trying to earn a crust, get to hospital appointments etc etc etc. They, the 'powers' that be don't need our opinions. They count for nowt.

Morning...............M
Traffic census...why bother? - ifithelps
..I, you, he, she could sit at the side of a road and see traffic volumes WITHOUT stopping folk trying to earn a crust...

Some surveys are done simply by someone sat beside the road counting moving metal.

The ones where they stop the driver are generally to ask where you've come from and where you are going.

This can build a picture of the types of journey a road is used for, rather than simple volume.

As regards our opinions counting for nowt, I'm sure you will know of by-passes which have been built partly as a result of local pressure, or at least built sooner.

Edited by ifithelps on 06/07/2009 at 09:49