Went out motoring today - A speed hump jangled the springs - then a rash of cameras pointed at my number plate. Later I had the thought that because I had driven over a canal bridge - I would be on a data-base that grouped my number plate with canal barges including those big ones going up the Rhine.
A few days later a discount voucher for `Cod & chips` came through the door
What should I do?
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Road humping is a serious sexual offence and not only should you be prosecuted and jailed but also you should feel the wrath of the piece of cod that passeth all understanding.
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Ease off the mind-altering substances. Or maybe take more. Thank goodness it's friday :-)
Edited by Webmaster on 30/05/2009 at 03:23
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