"Not a very Smart place to park..." - henry k
tinyurl.com/cmxvjv
and video here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8014380.stm

How well is your handbrake functioning?
"Not a very Smart place to park..." - bell boy
apparently it wouldnt start because he had water in his plenum chamber
oo missus
"Not a very Smart place to park..." - bathtub tom
And wet electrics.
"Not a very Smart place to park..." - Dynamic Dave
Top Gear having another attempt to cross the channel?
"Not a very Smart place to park..." - daveyjp
On the original smarts the car has to be in reverse before you can take the key out. Either they've changed the system on the new ones, or this driver left the key in.
"Not a very Smart place to park..." - oldnotbold
I'm sorry for the individual, but the sight of a Smart floating away fills me with joy.