Sliplane mimsers now - jase1
I really do wish that the price of fuel would come down to about 50p/litre, because this mimsing, slow-driver mindset is becoming a real issue at the moment in my experience.

The latest one to infest the roads (of the North East anyway) is drivers failing to accelerate in good time on sliproads -- many of them are still only managing 35-40 when they hit the carriageway.

Now this would not normally be a problem (they can be overtaken on most roads) but a particularly insidious creature has cropped up now, which sits in the middle of the road, between the two lanes, at <40mph. Forcing drivers behind to join the motorway at dangerously slow speeds, and/or perform risky overtaking procedures as they are joining the motorway, running over the white lines to get to a reasonable speed.

Most of the time drivers on the motorway are switched-on enough to pull into the outside lane when they see this happening, but with the best will in the world not all manage it, especially lorries and quite frankly it is not the responsibility of the vehicle already doing 60-70 on the inside lane to make way for these idiots.

What is it with these people? OK, most of them drive small cars, but I've driven 1l Micras on the motorway before and they are quite capable of hitting 60mph going downhill along the length of a typical sliproad. And if you are going to dawdle along and endanger other road users, at least have the common courtesy to do so in an appropriate lane!

This has happened to me four times this last fortnight now, once onto a road occupied by a stream of trucks where I was seriously considering the hard shoulder as a get out of jail card -- thankfully there was a gap but still.
Sliplane mimsers now - Rattle
Funny that, since I passed my test people have been complaining about a certain slow driverin Manchester :p:. I don't consider myself to be slow, I have and will do 70mph on the motorway on the left lane if I can keep a safe distance, it is just in say icy conditoon I adjust my speed, unlike the idiots in that Silver Audi you know who you are.

I also agree with you about small cars, my 60bhp 1.3 crapesta is slow, but when I drove on the motorway I got to 70 very quickly as I was already doing doing a good 50 by the time they get on it.

Now I am not a faster driver but I agree that entering a motorway at 35mph is dangerious and stupid.

However get me on that icy bendy urban road then if I am only doing 25mph in a 30 and holding up the traffic tough, my car has none of the modern safety aids of all the BMWs and Audis behind me and the brakes are also far worse.

Sliplane mimsers now - Ian (Cape Town)
my car has none of
the modern safety aids of all the BMWs and Audis behind me and the brakes
are also far worse.

But, my dear Rattle, the fact that you acknowledge that fact makes you a better driver automatically...
I wonder how many incidents are caused by Mr "I've got ABS/EBD/Traction control etc etc etc" driving like a complete knob, and when, eventually, all the 'driver aids' have reached the limit of aiding the driver, the resultant prang is quite spectacular...
The driver has pushed the outside of HIS envelope, the car has kept him on the black stuff between the trees, but eventually, the laws of physics overcome the driver aids' envelope...
Sliplane mimsers now - Old Navy
Recently I was behind an elderly lady who stopped at the end of a motorway slip and waited for a large gap in the traffic (fotunatly light) before moving off (slowly). Even a retest would not pick that up.
Sliplane mimsers now - bathtub tom
My late father-in-law used to crawl down slip roads, and it was not unknown for him to stop at the give way line and wait for a gap before joining.

Anyone remember M1 J10 slip joining the northbound carriageway before it was lengthened? I think it held a record as the shortest. I used a bit of the hard shoulder there once with said FIL as a passenger (IIRC I was driving a Standard 8) - we agreed to differ on techniques.
Sliplane mimsers now - b308
Lucky they don't live in Germany, then, the slip roads are usually very short and preceded by a very sharp bend!
Sliplane mimsers now - Alby Back
Not sure if this is connected b308 but the thing which occurs to me is that many German motorways or Autobahnen are very old and maybe the design of the slip roads reflects that.

I remember having it pointed out to me when on an autobahn that if you look carefully at the undergrowth at the side of the road you can still make out the oldest junctions which were simply at right angles to the carriageway like normal road junctions.

Later they were replaced with the slip road style which allows for acceleration or deceleration.

They have a name for those old right angle junctions which escapes me for now but I'm sure one of the German BR residents might know? Apparently they were sometimes bought over by builders to construct cheap housing as they already had power, light, a road surface and drainage available.

That name is going to bother me now......

Edited by Humph Backbridge on 18/12/2008 at 10:09

Sliplane mimsers now - L'escargot
Going off at a slight tangent, I can never understand why some drivers refuse to use slip lanes when turning left at a junction onto non-motorway roads, and turn straight out onto the road as if the slip lane doesn't exist.

Edited by L'escargot on 18/12/2008 at 09:41

Sliplane mimsers now - SpamCan61 {P}
Oh yes, either that or slowing down to a snail's pace [ ;-) ] in lane 1 of a motorway half a mile before the exit, rather than using the exit slip road for its intended purpose.
Sliplane mimsers now - dxp55
During my working days I drove a grey Transit van and here we have a dual carrage way round town - doing a good 60+ I saw this Granada tootling down slip road - no indicator nothing so I just carried on - just before a collision he looked in his mirrors did a sharp left tug on steering and missed me -- he came past giving verbal so I pointed to my eyes - put on indicator and pointed then gave the sign for pressing pedal -- lost on him so gave him victory salute. - works vans are wonderful things - I think some people think we are mind readers. - All this was when I was a lot younger - not the sort of thing I would do now.

ps - if he had indicated I would have moved over
Sliplane mimsers now - pyruse
While it's normally better to accelerate up to pace on the slip road, it is certainly better when the road is very busy and you cannot see a gap to stop and wait for a gap, than to pull out anyway and possibly cause an accident.
Sliplane mimsers now - CGNorwich
Those drivers who drivers who refuse to move over to allow traffic to join a motorway when it is safe to do so are acting to say the least in in an ignorant manner. What is the significance of the right indicator when joining a motorway. What exactly is it meant to mean?

Sliplane mimsers now - maz64
Those drivers who drivers who refuse to move over to allow traffic to join a


It's not always possible/safe to move over. However all they have to do is slow down a bit to make a gap, although it would have to be a big one if the car on the slip road has completely stopped.

EDIT CGN just seen you said 'when safe to do so' but my main point stands

Edited by Focus {P} on 18/12/2008 at 12:07

Sliplane mimsers now - FotheringtonThomas
It's not always possible/safe to move over. However all they have to do is slow
down a bit to make a gap although it would have to be a big
one if the car on the slip road has completely stopped.


People would be more able to merge safely if people on the motorway actually left sensible gaps! Measure the gap left between vehicles sometime, it's often sub-second. People should not *have* to move over, and people joining certainly shouldn't expect them to.
Sliplane mimsers now - Alanovich
The main point is that those on the slip road should give way to and/or adjust their speed to fit traffic already on the motorway/dual carriageway. That's all. Those on the carriageway should never have to give way nor move over, unless in an emergency situation. It is encumbent upon the joiners to adjust their speed and look for the gap.

I really do dislike the fashion for moving over, it muddies the waters and now that it is so prevalent people have completely forgotten the correct rules of right of way when joining motorways, and get annoyed when someone on the motoway does not act "courteously".

Result: less predictable behaviour and higher chance of accidents/road rage.
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
The main point is that those on the slip road should give way to and/or
adjust their speed to fit traffic already on the motorway/dual carriageway.


As with so many aspects of how we are supposed to drive, that only works if everyone else is doing what they are supposed to do too. In this case, that means those on the motorway leaving sensible, safe following distances which also happen to work rather well as gaps to aim for when joining the motorway.
It is encumbent upon the joiners to adjust their speed and look for the
gap.


Indeed it is. But sometimes the gap doesn't really exist and those on the motorway might have an opportunity to help. Stopping on the slip road or continuing on to the hard shoulder are extreme options only to be considered as a last resort. They don't put the person in lane 1 who chose not to move over when they had a chance at risk, but they do put others at risk and that makes the driver in lane 1 at least partly responsible (if they had the option to move over safely but chose not to simply through belligerent application of the rules of priority). We all have a responsibility to anticipate developing hazards and take reasonable steps to avoid them developing, whether they are likely to affect us directly or not. And if you're on the motorway you really have no excuse for not anticipating the on-slip road and it's potential hazards. Most on-slips are immediately preceded by an off-slip, and those are signed a mile in advance. That should be more than enough notice that there is an on-slip coming up.

Of course, none of that detracts from the fact that the motorway traffic still has priority and those joining should match their speed and position to cause minimal disruption when they join. It's just that often, in heavy traffic travelling too close, even minimal disruption can be quite a lot if people on the motorway don't help out.
I really do dislike the fashion for moving over it muddies the waters and now
that it is so prevalent people have completely forgotten the correct rules of right of
way when joining motorways and get annoyed when someone on the motoway does not act
"courteously".


If I'm on the motorway in lane 2, passing bunched up traffic in lane 1, I quite often move out to lane 3 (if there's room) before anyone in lane 1 has moved out or even signalled as we approach an on-slip road. I do this for two reasons:
1) For my own safety so that the person in lane 1 who isn't paying any attention and suddenly finds someone joining to their left and darts out of the way into lane 2 doesn't hit me.
2) As a courtesy to those in lane 1 who, having got themselves more bunched up than they should, might find a space in lane 2 extremely useful to resolve the hazard they face with traffic joining from their left.

I think both of those reasons are very valid and sensible.
Sliplane mimsers now - Mike H
The main point is that those on the slip road should give way to and/or
adjust their speed to fit traffic already on the motorway/dual carriageway. That's all.

This is part of the issue - too many drivers read "adjust speed" as "increase speed", whereas frequently a lift of the accelerator foot to merge in is often more appropriate.
Sliplane mimsers now - CGNorwich
Focus

Yes of course its not always possible to do so or indeed may be unsafe to do so but driving on busy roads does requires a bit of cooperation from all parties. My comment was aimed at those drivers whose mission in life seems to make others live as difficult as possible on the mistaken grounds the they have "right of way"
Sliplane mimsers now - FotheringtonThomas
the mistaken grounds the they have "right of way"


They do have right of way, though, don't they.
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
They do have right of way though don't they.


I believe the term is "priority", not right of way.

Sliplane mimsers now - CGNorwich
They do have right of way, though, don't they.

Legally no they don't.

And I can't believe that people are prepared to hold to their mistaken principles rather than facilitate another drivers entry to a motorway. After a crash would such drivers take comfort in the fact that they were in the right even though they could have prevented an accident?
Sliplane mimsers now - Alanovich
Don't get me wrong, I would always move over if needed in order to allow for others' errors in judgment, in order to prevent an accident. So long as there's room outside me, of course.

However, I think it's a terrible idea to move over just out of courtesy when there's no need, and the joining driver should always compensate for the presence of traffic already on the motorway and join behind, for reasons I gave earlier.
Sliplane mimsers now - CGNorwich
I think it's a terrible idea to move over just out of courtesy when there's no need

Why is it terrible?
Sliplane mimsers now - Alanovich
I think it's a terrible idea to move over just out of courtesy when
there's no need
Why is it terrible?


Because it sets people's expectations that everyone will do it. That's all I'm saying. Far better we all stick to the highway code, if some do and some don't then that causes confusion and hesitation and a drop in our ability to predict others' behaviour.
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
However I think it's a terrible idea to move over just out of courtesy when
there's no need


Really? Because if I'm in lane 1, perhaps being followed a tad closer than I would like, and I find myself with a car joining from my left at about the same position as me I have a number of options:

1) Do nothing and hope the person joining sorts it out? Certainly not!
2) Accelerate to get ahead of the problem and have them join behind me? Well, apart from the fact that I might need to exceed the speed limit, that's not realistic in the car I usually drive - acceleration from say 70 to 80 is not exactly poky.
3) Slow down so they join ahead of me? It's an option, but not a very comfortable one if I'm already being followed, particularly if I'm being followed too closely. Deliberately reducing the gap behind me to enable someone else to also take the gap in front of me is not something I'd opt for if I could avoid it.
4) Move out into lane 2? That's by far the most preferable option if it's safe to do so. Leaves a gap for the other vehicle to join and allows me to maintain my speed and avoid increasing the hazard from the vehicle behind, but it's not possible if there is somebody in lane 2 next to or close behind me. Unless they move out into lane 3 to give me my most preferable option back and help us all out.

When I'm the person in lane 2 I consider moving into lane 3 as a courtesy because that's what I would thank others for doing for me. That's the definition of courtesy isn't it?

Sliplane mimsers now - Alanovich
GJD, all your examples are of problem situations. Fair enough. I'm talking about not moving over when there is no problem. It should be left to the joiner to slot in appropriately. If there's no need, there's no need. So I don't. When I don't need to.
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
GJD all your examples are of problem situations. Fair enough. I'm talking about not moving
over when there is no problem.


I think we probably agree. I certainly don't move over when I don't need to. I suppose what I'm saying is that if I see what I suspect is a potential problem developing, I will consider taking steps to avoid the problem before it actually happens, rather than waiting until my suspicions are confirmed when doing something about it may be a rather more hurried and uncomfortable task.

Sliplane mimsers now - maz64
My comment was aimed at those drivers whose mission in life seems to
make others live as difficult as possible


I understand, but I think it's better to leave a gap rather than move over.
Sliplane mimsers now - sierraman
'What is the significance of the right indicator when joining a motorway. What exactly is it meant to mean?'

That question could be taken another way-it seems a bit pointless to me,where else is anyone going to be going?I suppose it may highlight one's presence but,once on the slip road,there is no choice but to bear right.
Sliplane mimsers now - CGNorwich

it seems a bit pointless to me,where else is anyone going to be going?

I agree - can't see the point. If I was pedantic I would ask the question why signal right when turning left?
Sliplane mimsers now - Old Navy
Or why use the left lane of a slip road when merging right?
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
ps - if he had indicated I would have moved over


What on earth difference does that make??!!

It sounds like he got all sorts of things wrong: not looking, not matching his speed to the motorway traffic, swerving out of the way and swearing at you. But are you really suggesting that if he hadn't got any of those things wrong, but had still not signalled you would somehow have still had a problem?

The indicator was one of his tools for communicating with other road users - you in this case. What exactly would the indicator have communicated that his presence driving down the slip road hadn't communicated already?

Sliplane mimsers now - dxp55
His indicating would have communicated that he was aware of the road conditions and was looking in his mirror instead of being in his own little world -he seemed to be one of those that thought no matter how he drove others would compensate for him --I could have moved over as the dual carriageway happened to be empty and I was prepared to avoid a last minute collision - If I had been on a motorway I would have moved over earlier or slowed .
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
His indicating would have communicated that he was aware of the road conditions and was
looking in his mirror instead of being in his own little world


That might be what you do before you signal, but I think it would be brave to assume everyone does. The signal means "I intend to move out to the right or turn right". In a situation where there is another option that doesn't involve moving out to the right or turning right, a signal is a useful means of helping to communicate which option you are planning. A normal slip road is not such a situation. There is only one option the driver on the slip lane is likely to be intending: joining the dual carriageway. So that situation is high up the "no decision, no need for a signal" list [*]. Not that a signal does any harm - it's not likely to confuse anyone either - it just doesn't add much.

His lack of a signal wasn't what communicated to you that he wasn't paying attention. His speed and position relative to you did that. If he had got his speed and position relative to you correct, but not signalled, would you really have had a problem? Or even remembered it?

[*] It may add some value in more complex road layouts of merging lanes and junctions where, although you actually only have one option, that may not be immediately obvious to the traffic around you. Or when the traffic is very busy and the flashing orange light might help attract the attention of people around you who need to know you are there but have a lot of other things to think about too at that moment.
Sliplane mimsers now - teabelly
If they were in the middle of the two lanes doing 40 for no good reason they want their number taken and to be reported to plod for driving without due care and attention. Only thing you can do is to pull into the outside lane and blast them with your horn as they are clearly unaware of your presence. You don't want to join behind someone that is going that slowly as it is much easier to scrub off 20 mph than it is to gain it. If enough people give them a good horn blast hopefully they will get it into their thick heads sitting in the middle of the two lanes at 40mph isn't on. Unless the traffic has stopped you need to be doing 60 odd on the slip road so you have enough options to brake and slip in a stream of trucks or to do a diagonal attack and get into the middle lane straight off. The latter is generally for the brave or terminally risk taking :-)

Don't think it is the price of petrol just a load of people that hardly ever drive anywhere are probably going out Xmas shopping and visiting relatives. Loads of 40mph everywhere numpties around today.
Sliplane mimsers now - David Horn
If it looks like I won't be able to overtake on the slip road I'll slow right down so I can rely on a big gap between me and them. Once there's a reasonable distance between us, I boot it and can be doing 70 by the time I catch up, at which point I can filter neatly out behind them.
Sliplane mimsers now - Manatee
>>If it looks like I won't be able to overtake on the slip road I'll slow right down so I can rely on a big gap between me and them. Once there's a reasonable distance between us, I boot it and can be doing 70 by the time I catch up, at which point I can filter neatly out behind them.

I do this almost every morning on a short uphill slip onto the A41 east of Aylesbury. I usually have to straddle two lanes otherwise the driver behind takes me for the dawdler and rushes past. There are some shockingly short slip roads on this very fast, undulating and bendy road and I'm sure drivers joining slowly has been a factor in a number of serious accidents.

Nobody has yet come up the outside lane and blasted the horn but if they do I'll assume it's Teabelly ;-)

On the other debated point, I do often anticipate and move from lane 1 to lane 2 to make it easier for another vehicle to join, but if I can't do it 100 yds before, with room to spare, I just maintain speed - speeding up or slowing down can make matters worse - you speed up to find they were aiming to get in front of you, or slow down when they've decided to slot in behind. By holding a steady speed the management of the situation remains with the joiner, which is where it should be.
Sliplane mimsers now - GJD
If it looks like I won't be able to overtake on the slip road I'll
slow right down so I can rely on a big gap between me and them.


Me too. Unfortuantely then you just end up creating the same problem, albeit for a good reason, for the person behind you.
Sliplane mimsers now - rtj70
This all depends on the design of a sliproad though. I was trying to get on to the Mancunian Way (A57M) yesterday afternoon but no safe gaps for ages. If anyone knows the sliproad you quite often have to stop and therefore do a standing start. And an off exit of the Mancunian Way is just after your entry point!

Of course the A57M has never been completed with some on/off ramps going nowhere. But it won a concrete award in the 60s I think.
Sliplane mimsers now - 1400ted
I used to go on the Mancunian way when on night shift when they were building it. I used to check on the watchman and have a cup of his foul tea..the slip road you refer to, I assume, is the one near Umist. This is on the high-level, peels off to the nearside and ends about 50ft on in a sheer drop. Before it was all 'Armcoed' off, a bloke drove his car down it and over the end. I can't remember his name but since then it has always been known as 'Bloggs's Leap' ( insert name as appropriate)
Ted
Sliplane mimsers now - Brian Tryzers
Someone mentioned the problem of nose-to-tail traffic in lane 1 inhibiting joiners. My experience is there's usually much less of this (excepting the mysterious HGV processions) than in the other two lanes. The real nose-to-tail problem is on the slip road: it's all very well leaving a gap ahead so that one driver who bothers to look for it can merge neatly into it, but when there's another car five feet from the bumper of the first one in the convoy, and another behind that, and they all try to fit into the gap in front of me, it gets rather unpleasant.

It's another version of the Merge-in-turn principle we've discussed elsewhere. Drivers in lane 1 who are wilfully obstructive of the efforts of other drivers to join the motorway are helping no-one, but moving over to an already congested lane 2 simply creates the same problem there. Drivers in lane 1 should leave a gap in front; the lead driver on the slip road should look for it and position himself accordingly; and the drivers behind him should back off and look for the next gap. Simple really, if anyone bothers to think about it. }:---)
Sliplane mimsers now - gordonbennet
But its not always so simple,

The thread has discussed those dangerous mimsers that mince down the slip road at less than 40mph (bearing in mind it may have taken them 500yds to get to that) clueless as to whats happening in the major road they are about to join.

Now i'm in lane 1 most of the time at my governed maximum of 54mph or less, and i do leave a sensible gap in front, but the mimser is totally incapable of seeing that space or even of sensing there may be a largish truck virtually alongside him, and IMO blokes are far worse for this than women.
Now me being a reasonable sort of chap will try to move over, but if i'm being overtaken at the time, i cannot so what pray am i supposed to do.

I no longer i admit brake for these types unless an accident is a possibility, for one thing there is ample space in front of me, and if they had used their eyes and a modicum of common they could easily have adjusted their speed and slotted in front, but no we have the major drama which often culminates in rude gestures and mouthing of words when the mimse passes some miles later, when they've usually managed to make an equal hash of entering the centre lane.
Secondly i don't really want them just in front of me having just entered a major road as they are likely to do anything, and my accommodating them and their terrible driving causes a hiccup behind, for no good reason.

When i'm in my car and realise i'm stuck behind one of these on a slip road, i often slow right down if no one behind and gauge the traffic in lane 1 so i can merge some 3 or 4 vehicles away from the mimse, they really are slip road hell.
Sliplane mimsers now - 1400ted
There's another slip road menace,... thye non-mimser. Always in a faster car than you, usually German, he follows you down the slip, gets into lane one before you by not taking the same care as you, then comes up behind you to overtake as you are trying to get off the slip. If he wants to be quicker he should have been in lane two by then. Often happens when the main road is clear.
Rudeness, really, he's pinching your space.
Ted
Sliplane mimsers now - Sofa Spud
I normally keep to about 50 - 55 mph on slip roads as that's the best speed for adjusting to merge with lane 1 traffic. I do move across to the right sometimes to prevent idiots following me on the slip road trying to overtake me just as I'm about to merge, thereby risking an accident.

Remember, a doddering mimser might be a bad driver but an impatient moron's an even worse driver!.


Edited by Sofa Spud on 21/12/2008 at 11:06

Sliplane mimsers now - David Horn
I'm inclined to disagree, Sofa Spud. It's a lot easier to slow from 70 down to 50 for safe merging than it is to abruptly gain another 20mph in a hurry.
Sliplane mimsers now - gordonbennet
Thats the way to do it DH, and as one of the hundreds of trucks travelling along the inside lane, you'll be helped gladly as that type of approach more or less guarantees that you'll be gone in seconds and most unlikely to mince about in front causing mayhem.