Things your dad did - GroovyMucker
My dad would never have used a car wash. He used to spend hours polishing each successive Cortina (we went through the series).

He had a pair of dials, one for oil pressure and one for battery voltage (I think), mounted on a piece of wood-effect melamine. He transferred it from car to car, even when he couldn't afford (or wasn't allowed by the Finance Controller) to have the meters connected.

Was reminded of the dials when given a lift yesterday in a Hyundai Coupé.

(Note to self: Alt-130.)
Things your dad did - Alby Back
My dad used to walk round the car after parking it at the end of a journey and lift each corner a bit to "ease the springs".
Things your dad did - Paul G1pdc
my step father drove his volvo into my first car (metro) on the driveway...
when I complained about the damage was told.."its an old car, every old car needs a dent...."
hmm no wonder I moved out asap....
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my late father used to wash his cortina using washing up liquid....nice!!!
and always used to run the lawn mower with company petrol!!!!
Things your dad did - tunacat
Give the engine a nice bootful of revs half a second before turning off the ignition.

Wasn't the intention to clear the carb jets or float chamber or something? I used to know but can't remember now.

Must have done the bores a heap of good though. ;-)

Things your dad did - Alby Back
Double de-clutch........actually I still do that too. Not deliberately, but because some of my early cars had fairly cream crackered synchros and I can't break the habit even after all these years. Don't suppose it's entirely necessary on a modern car...... Might be why I've never "Jacobsed" a DMF though......
Things your dad did - Lud
In Ceylon in the forties my father was supplied with a driver by his employers (the Admiralty) but often preferred to drive himself. If the driver came on long journeys we children didn't really like it because it meant we had to stay in the back all the time. However he was useful to my father who had a great enthusiasm for orchids, which he kept in hardwood boxes of broken brick, peat etc hanging in trees in our garden. When lizards nibbled their shoots he used to snipe at them with a .22 rifle from the house.

On spotting an orchid up a tree or a hundredweight or so of elephant dung - an excellent garden fertiliser - on the road, my father would stop and make the driver climb the tree or shovel the dung into a sack. He didn't seem to mind, being a placid sort of bloke called I think Fernando.
Things your dad did - Alby Back
Reminds me of a song. " Can you see the....."light".......Fernando ? "
Things your dad did - cheddar
Mamma Mia!
Things your dad did - Paul G1pdc
chap next door to us, did national service, and was a driver,
Austin champs. he said that the paint green paint was terrible so they used to give the paint a wipe over with engine oil to make them shine....
then all the road dirt would stick to it,,,,so they got out of manual tasks as they where to busy washing the cars!!!
paul
Things your dad did - oldnotbold
I've recounted this on here before - but my father, then a Sub Lt in the Royal Navy, took his 1923 RR 20 with him on the first commission of the penultimate Ark Royal in 1955. The ship toured the Med, and we have pictures of the car being slung ashore at ports they visited. My father only ever lived off his RN pay. He bought the car from the husband of Katie Boyle, not sure which one, but I think it was Viscount Boyle.

Some years after buying it it needed a new oil pump. My father asked the foreman of the RR dealer in Christchurch how much it would cost. He was told they were not in stock, but they'd make enquiries. Some time later a new pump arrived and was installed.

Again he asked the cost "No charge Sir. I used to work at Crewe, so I rang my friend the head of the apprentice's training to get the drawings out and give them to the senior apprentices as a training task."

I'm not sure where my father got his delusions of automotive grandeur from - his dad was a trader of cotton waste in Bolton with not much money. The RR went ans was replaced with a Mini van to carry the Great Danes my mother bred.
Things your dad did - Paul G1pdc
What a great story "oldnotbold"
my neighbour after finishing his national serivce become a "handyman" and bought a mini van 850cc and said the passenger seat for "the wife" was an optional extra....
Things your dad did - Ian (Cape Town)
>> Again he asked the cost "No charge Sir. I used to work at Crewe so
I rang my friend the head of the apprentice's training to get the drawings out
and give them to the senior apprentices as a training task."


What a delightful story! Made my day.

I have an acquaintance who has a Mark 3 cortina, which is minter-than-mint.
It is painted a typical 1970s sludgy blue.
However, despite the rancid colour, the paintwork is superb. Turns out a few lads who worked at the local airforce paintshop helped out - with the same stuff they used on the last flying AVRO Shackleton...


Things your dad did - Lud
I'm not sure where my father got his delusions of automotive grandeur from


Doesn't everyone have them onb? The problem is that now the sums of money involved are so terrifying either for old quality cars or for serious performance machinery. In the fifties though the gap in performance and running costs between a RR20, only thirty years old at the time, and contemporary machinery was narrower than it is now. It was possible for a person on a modest middle-class income to realise a slightly dreamy ambition and have an old Rolls-Royce as a daily driver. My father did it too right at the end of the fifties. Not super-practical, but manageable... We should be so lucky now!
Things your dad did - terryb
Used an old tablet bottle on a piece of string to "milk" the petrol tank to fill his lighter.

I wonder whether it was the tobacco or the lead that got him.

Things your dad did - oldnotbold
The Mini Van was 162AOU and fitted with an optional grille/divider behind the front seats, at Wadham Stringer in Waterlooville (nr Portsmouth).

The fitter who installed it was heard to say, on hearing it was a for a private customer "What is he - a flipping lion-trainer?"
Things your dad did - Ian (Cape Town)
Waterlooville?
Sure it wasnt Cowplain (where I hail from - On Milton Road.)?
There was a lot of RN housing round there.

Oh, my dad's cortina Mk1 estate was ETP 202 D.

He sold it for £60 in 1975. WITH a state-of-the-art push-button tuning radio!
To put things into perspective, a year before he'd been given a scientific calculator from work.
Worth £75.

Things your dad did - Alby Back
Funnily enough, I have an uncle by marriage who was in charge of the paint shop at RR in Crewe until he took early retirement some years ago. He still makes a bob or two doing re-sprays and so on from home. His own car is a fairly old red Sierra saloon but it looks absolutely brand new. Suffice it to say that most of the cars in his close family circle do too.
Things your dad did - Lud
64 coats of cellulose rubbed down by hand between every coat, five coats of lacquer on top... must be the prettiest Sierra in the world...
Things your dad did - Alby Back
It does look pretty good Lud. If I was smart enough to figure out how to do those "Tiny Owl" things I'd post a photo sometime.......

Edited by Humph Backbridge on 24/10/2008 at 16:50

Things your dad did - oldnotbold
"Waterlooville?
Sure it wasnt Cowplain (where I hail from - On Milton Road.)?
There was a lot of RN housing round there."

No - the Wadham Stringer site was here - tinyurl.com/5k5g7o on Hambledon Road. We lived in Hambledon itself, and my parents were only briefly in quarters, in Waterlooville, in early 1959 after they came back from Cyprus. They bought their first house for just over £3,000, ISTR.

Wadhams had their own commercial coach-building shop behind the showroom/workshop, and also had a petrol forecourt.

Edited by oldnotbold on 24/10/2008 at 17:01

Things your dad did - David Horn
Going up a steep hill in slightly too high a gear had my dad (and shortly afterwards everyone in the car) rocking backwards and forwards to "encourage" it to make the top. Come to think of it, he still does that...
Things your dad did - vtecfan
my father has every type of driver's license, with buses and trucks license too

he drove every kind of a car I believe

also drove almost 2 days with almost no sleep (1 - 2 hrs of sleep :P) which I won't even try to do :D

always using eco-driving (changed gears on like 2500 - 3000rpm in Audi A3 1.9 TDI) without even realising it

some other things which I don't remember
Things your dad did - Rattle
My dad is probably younger than half the people here so not really any stories to tell. My dad did once run a Lada for 50,000 miles without a single oil change, his idea was that the car was too cheap to bother servicing. By 67,000 miles only 3 cylinders worked, it belched so much blue smoke it attracted the local plods attention twice and was just a complete rust bucket. He sold it for £15 with 3 days ticket :D.
Things your dad did - oldnotbold
The reason the RR went, so my father said, was because petrol went up to 4s 8d a gallon - which is pretty much 5p/litre in modern currency/volumes. I've no idea what the RR did to the gallon, but it can't have been good - perhaps 22.

It had cable brakes, and for a while the starter motor was out of order, so my mother used to have to wait for the milkman to come to start it on the handle, which caused her to utter the famous phrase, when invited out for coffee morning:

"I'm not sure I'll be able to arrive until XX o'clock. I can't leave until the milkman has been."

My mother did enjoy driving it though - Portsmouth still had policemen on point duty in 59-60 and she never was left waiting at the head of a queue of traffic. The policemen would always wave her through and stop the car behind. It was naturally assumed that a lady driving a RR, especially of that vintage, was someone who mattered.
Things your dad did - deepwith
Oldnotbold - wonder if our fathers knew each other? My father, then a Major, was in control of riot control for Cyprus and we also came back to the UK in 1959. Motoring connection - apart from water cannon, the other method of riot control was to drive into the riot in an armoured vehicle, swinging a long, knotted rope just above the heads of the rioters - who would duck and scatter. Cannot imagine them being allowed to do that now!
A link to your Katie Boyle RR, was that her second husband, Greville, was an absolute ace at finding parking spaces especially in Kensington. My m-i-l knew him and after his death (1976), whenever she couldn't find parking she would appeal to Greville for help. Without fail she would drive round the block again and find a space.
Things your dad did - Lud
Those early Twenty tourers were great looking with horizontal radiator slats and rolled along beautifully if not very fast. Someone I knew and worked for in the early sixties took me for a drive in one belonging to his parents, Cambridge dons both. Before a certain point they had a three-speed gearbox and central lever.

My father had a 1932 20/25 with an inelegant landau or coupe de ville seven seater body. That had the r/h gearchange and four forward speeds, and was probably a bit faster than a twenty but it was fairly stretched at 65. Just as well because I seem to remember it too had cable brakes, although the front ones may have been hydraulic.

Rolls-Royces could be flustered by harsh press-on driving but were faithful and had good road manners.

Edited by Lud on 25/10/2008 at 00:41

Things your dad did - Steptoe
As my Dad never really did anything noteworthy in a motoring sense can I relate what my kids would post if they happened upon this thread.

I had private use of my company vans, 5cwt Astras and Escorts in the eighties, and not being one to miss the chance of saving a bob or two, created a sort of wooden bower in the rear which housed tools and spare parts required for my job in which, when required, I could flip a shelf over to form a rudimentary rearward facing seat for said kids. I presume rear seat belts were not compulsory in those days as the only facility I provided was a bit of carpet nailed to the wooden base.

As I recollect we used to go on holiday to various parts of the country, as well as routine trips, but luckily nothing ever happened and they both survived to grow up to have accidents of their own.

Things your dad did - jimbano
One of my earliest memories of my dad in the car was that he always ran the car low on fuel. At the time we stayed at the top of a series of hills and the garage was at the bottom of the last one, so when he was that low, he would drive to the top of the hill, turn off the engine and freewheel all the way down to the petrol station.. Thinking back it is quite funny, but i know it's not an advisable thing to do :)
Things your dad did - frazerjp
My Dad once showed me how to wash a car, he had an E-plate Ford Escort in dark blue at the time.
He also showed me how a Fiat Tipo would sound if it were to run on three cylinders, you wouldn't do this with a car with a cat because that would definately ruin it!

About 10 years after all that he taught me to drive of course.
Things your dad did - Pugugly
Never had a company car in the normal sense - cars were a minor irritation to him and usually bought bread and butter cars for running us around in,nothing more white goods than anything. He generally bought new as he wanted a guarantee. His accumulated oddities included a Wolsley 16/60 a Vauxhall Victor FE with a front bench seat, Triumph Dolomite, a brace of Marinas a couple of Cortinas - only after we left home did he venture up the automotive hierarchy to the dizzy heights of treating himself to a new 7 series a few years ago - he still has, I obligingly thrash it for him occasionally - just to blow the cobwebs out you understand....
Things your dad did - gmac
My Dad didn't have a company car, he had a series of company vans (working for S&N breweries) from a Morris Minor through to a 1981 W reg Viva HA130 (HA ! they weren't joking !).
I always remember him driving to the top of a hill then knocking the car into neutral and switching off the ignition on the long downhill sections. He used to let me change gear in the vans but funnily enough not in our privately run car. Strange that !!!

Edited by gmac on 25/10/2008 at 21:53

Things your dad did - Alby Back
S&N gmac ? You an Edinburgher by origin perchance ?

Wasn't my dad but your story reminds me of a guy I knew who would have been quite a lot older than us. Used to turn the ignition off on a downhill stretch but leave the car in gear, especially if there were young female pedestrians on the pavement with their backs to the traffic. The car would silently roll down the hill until he drew level with them when he would return the key to the on position. On a carb fed car this would produce a very satisying backfire and attendant screams.............

Well it was funny at the time........
Things your dad did - gmac
S&N gmac ? You an Edinburgher by origin perchance ?

Noooooo...Pater was a Weegie !
I grew up in Northumberland. NOT a Geordie, I'm a NORTHUMBRIAN don't you know !!! Aye , whatever... :)
Things your dad did - oilrag
My Dad used to give me the keys to his car to reverse it up and down the drive, practising clutch control. Well, it was a long drive and I could get it into second.

Not bad for age 12...

He told me about a mate (one of his ground crew) who filled his lighter from the remains of petrol left in the overload tank on a Beaufighter too. Then flicked it to see if it worked, without thinking.

Telling me this twenty years after the war, I said " why don`t you tell the RAF what happened" deadpan of course... "No, they might still be interested" ;)




Things your dad did - Halmer
My dad had a twin carb white Triumph Vitesse.

I used to sit in it on our (slanted) drive pretending that I was driving it. I was about 8 or 9 I think. One day I found out how to take the handbrake off.

I also remember that that one Winter my trusty Jack Russell sat with me once when the car was broken down and I was brum brumming away. I locked the car up and gave my dad the keys back.

The whole Council estate spent the next four days helping me to look for my dog.
Things your dad did - Halmer
My uncle Len had a Wolseley. I remember that it was worth getting in it just to smell the inside. Wonderful.

He made using the choke from cold start a real art form. Only now that I am older and wiser do I realise that it was not some sort of ultra technical precision fighter pilot based piece of engineering that he made it out to be. I grew up thinking that if you ever touched a choke on a car you would be sent to hell.

It must have distracted drivers in them days as much as mobile phones do nowadays fiddling about with it.

Edited by Webmaster on 27/10/2008 at 00:35

Things your dad did - The Gingerous One
...when filling a hole (or series of holes) in car bodywork, to use aluminium foil (rather than paper) behind the filler as the foil wouldn't rot, whereas the paper would.
Whenever I am applying bodyfiller I always think of this handy tip.

I think he learnt this from his first car which was a Mini, and it must have been 10 yrs old so would have been one of the first minis'. He also used to drive it down the motorway from Leyland, Lancs -> Witney, Oxon @ 45mph....

This must have been about 1971/2
Things your dad did - boxsterboy
My Dad built a couple of Lotus Elans from kits back in the '60s. He also completely rebuilt a 1924 Aston Martin in the 60s. Of course in between there was endless tweaking and tinkering with the daily drivers.
Things your dad did - jacks
My dad was a Fireman and back in the '60's the fire stations were equipped with a maintainance bay so that the fire officers could carry out basic maintainance to the fire appliances (It's all now contracted out to specialists obviously).
My Dad always used to use these facilities to carry out regular oil changes to his car - and after draining off the old oil he would always restart the engine (sans oil !) and run it for a few moments to "shake off the last few drops of oil" !! before refilling with the SAE 30 that was freely available - he never bothered with the filter though, as this would have cost money!

J
Things your dad did - 547HEW
I remember being taught "improvisation in the field" by my father.

He had a 200cc LE Velocette (aka known as Noddy bikes), and on our way back from a local motorcycle scramble the copper petrol pipe that fed the carburettor fractured in two.

In those days motorcycles were equipped with tyres "inflators" kind of half stirrup pumps, with
rubber connecting hoses. Quick work with his penknife (which he always carried), had a section of the connector hose joining the two ends of the copper pipes.

We were probably away in 10 mins.

Really have enjoyed reading these posts - excellent
Things your dad did - L'escargot
My dad, born 1910, had a driving licence but he was never rich enough to own a car. I don't think he took a driving test to get the licence. When did tests become mandatory?
Things your dad did - 547HEW
I think 1932 ish, Based on my father born 1915, didnt take a test. I think he got his driving licence at the age of 14 as at that time you could legally drive motorcycles at that age.
Things your dad did - Lud
My wife's late aunt and uncle hadn't taken tests, and it showed. Mind you they were both classicists without a technical brain between them, although the aunt was an amateur expert on cess pits.
Things your dad did - madf
dad was 100% not mechanically minded. My first memories are of him driving a prewar triumph Gloria.. which was noisy..
Then he bought a newish 1953 Hillman Minx: that suffered from water pump failure which I diagnosed when 5 by seeing the steam under the bonnet.
One of his brothers drove a pre war Lagonda tourer complete with canvas hood and blow up rubber cushions: great fun.
Dad always used Redex.. much good it did in his 1959? Morris Minor whose engine was clapped out by 40k miles...
Things your dad did - Mapmaker
>1932 ish

1935 according to DSA www.dsa.gov.uk/Category.asp?cat=346

That said, my father never took a test, having learned to drive in the air force during the war.

On the "improvisation in the field" topic he had a string of army surplus motorbikes after the war, and often recalled a favourite phrase from a book he had at the time that "there is nothing that cannot be fixed at the side of a road". This was trotted out every time our school coach broke down (mid 1980s, tediously regularly) and they sent out a mechanic.
Things your dad did - billy25
My old Fella had an old Anglia 105e which had a favorite trick of blowing out core-plugs, especially when going up hills. Being of the resourceful type he used to "nick/borrow" my penny pocket money off me, and bash it into the orifice. He eventually gave me the car to learn to drive in (on my mates farm) but in reality it had that many of my pennies in it that i could have nearly bought it new!

Billy
Things your dad did - rooba63
I remember my dad's employer took his Cortina away from him and replaced it with an Allegro. He was so angry he used to drive around with the choke out in a bid to kill the engine off. He'd also bump up and down kerbs and drive it into parking spaces using the starter motor. It worked. After a year of abuse the Allegro was beyond repair and he got a shiny new Ford.