Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker

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Fri 26 Sep 2008 17:50
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Nsar

I'm dog tired so my cheap pun making abilities are much diminished today, so perhaps someone else could do the honours with this rather embarrassing car crash.

I'm expecting a top performance here from AE, BBD Lud and the other BR wise-guys. Don't let me down lads

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1069162_blo...r





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Fri 26 Sep 2008 18:44
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - BobbyG
More consequences of today's rising inflation?
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 18:47
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Lud
Several witnesses referred to a 'big bang'. Not the one in someone's dreams, obviously. The other one.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 18:56
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Big Bad Dave
I was in a club in Covent Garden with my wife and two friends and got chatting to a blow-up doll that a stag party had abandoned. I took pity on her and offered to take her home at the end of the night and, I kid you not, a minicab driver actually refused to let us in because he wasn't licenced to carry 5 people.

I did eventually get her home where she hung around in the bedroom for several months in my wife's underwear before some thug popped her.
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 19:15
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - crunch_time
Well, it's not mine - she punctured and let me down some time ago.


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Fri 26 Sep 2008 20:20
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - cheddar
I was in a club in Covent Garden


I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
c-o-l-a cola
She came in box, I gave her a pump
I asked her her name and with a bit of a lisp she said ss ss ss ss ss ss sss sss ssss ssss ssss ssss ssss ssss sssss sssss sssss ssssss

ssssss ssssss

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Edited by cheddar on 26/09/2008 at 20:22

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Sat 27 Sep 2008 10:40
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Altea Ego
I did eventually get her home where she hung around in the bedroom for several
months in my wife's underwear before some thug popped her.


was this before or after the divorce dave?
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 21:27
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Kevin

A few years ago I was given a "Love Ewe" - a coquettish little temptress dressed in stockings and suspender belt.

Unfortunately she is not self-inflatable so spontaneous romance is difficult.

Kevin...
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 22:38
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - bathtub tom
She took a drawing pin with her.

She let herself down, she let her friends down............

Victoria Wood 197?
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 23:11
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - rtj70
And this is motoring related ;-)
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Fri 26 Sep 2008 23:13
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Pugugly
It could be a nifty way around the single occupancy lane restrictions.
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Sat 27 Sep 2008 01:08
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Rumfitt
Despite all he promised her, she feels really let down...
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Sat 27 Sep 2008 09:33
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - NorfolkDriver
It could be a nifty way around the single occupancy lane restrictions.


Wasnt someone done in Holland for having a blow up doll as passenger a few years ago?

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Sat 27 Sep 2008 10:31
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - ifithelps
I was amused to see the doll in the back of a Fiesta - not that I've ever bought the magazine of the same name....
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Sat 27 Sep 2008 10:39
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Altea Ego
I refuse to rise to the temptation, its just a lot of hot air.
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Sat 27 Sep 2008 11:25
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Nsar
I'm sure his insurers will be extra vigilant when considering whether this is an inflated claim
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Sat 27 Sep 2008 12:56
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - dxp55
I wish everyone would act their age and blow up
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Sat 27 Sep 2008 16:05
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Ian (Cape Town)
Gunners v Tottenham about 20 years back, there were a few dozen inflatable women being 'boinged' about in Gunners end, wearing Spurs shirts, with the crowd singing "Are you watching, David Pleat?"

This was obviosuly aftetr Pleat's SECOND nabbing for kerb crawling. (Motoring reference!)

For those too young to recall, the FIRST headline in the Currant Bun was
"SPURS BOSS CAUGHT KERB CRAWLING", and the seond was "SPURS BOSS CAUGHT KERB CRAWLING... AGAIN!"

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Sun 28 Sep 2008 00:20
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Bilboman
There was a beautifully ambiguous headline in one of the "quality" nationals some years ago after Hugh Grant's famous court case. Something about suffering a "blow" to his clean image.
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 00:44
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - BobbyG
First of all, please forgive me for mentioning something about the car on this thread...
but is that a mark 1 Fiesta? I didn't think for the life of me that any would still be on the road nowadays.

I seem to remember they were delivered fresh from the garage with rusty wings and sills!

At least my aunt's 950cc Popular Plus (I think that meant it got a heated windscreen) did! Oh and it was lovely beige colour - are there any beige colours now or are they called pearelescent magnolia or something like that?

Edited by BobbyG on 28/09/2008 at 00:46

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Sun 28 Sep 2008 08:08
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - ifithelps
Our family had a black one - NAB 606T anybody? - good little car.

First Ford we had with fwd and transverse engine, also tinted windows.

Well, back then you only got those on a Granada Ghia.

Was the Fiesta the first supermini?
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 19:46
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - AlastairW
I thought that too Bobby, but I have seen two Mk 1s in the last week, reasonably rust free and looked like they were in daily use.

Edited by AlastairW on 28/09/2008 at 19:46

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Sun 28 Sep 2008 19:49
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Pugugly
There's a MK2 in the village - the owner's father was busily installing a radio, using a kitchen knife, very retro experience that !
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 19:59
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Alby Back
Actually, when you come to think of it, imagine how rubbish life must have to be to have a Mk1 Fiesta and only the company of an inflatable doll to look forward to.......Then you go and crash it and appear in the newspapers........Not especially good for the old CV really..

"oh, I thought I recognised you, you're that bloke who...."

dear oh dear......

;-)
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 20:05
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Pugugly
....it could be worse, she could have run off with an inner tube...:-(
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 20:10
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Alby Back
I heard she was a bit of an airhead.
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 21:13
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Nsar
It has just struck me how appropriate a Fiesta is under the circumstances.
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Sun 28 Sep 2008 21:28
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Pugugly
With two rusty staples ?
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Mon 29 Sep 2008 00:57
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - smokie
Probably caused by a blow out...
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Mon 29 Sep 2008 09:30
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Nsar
There is a happy ending......

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1069474_cra...e
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Thu 28 Feb 2019 14:50
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - FP

Another example of an ancient thread being resurrected for a purpose...

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Fri 1 Mar 2019 15:52
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Avant

A purpose which is now unfulfilled. Anyone who not only spams but joins two sentences with a comma deserves to perish.

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Fri 1 Mar 2019 19:20
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Chris M

Avant

One of the many good aspects of this site is the intolerance to swearing. Is swearing, or at least only slightly disguised examples, now allowed? F***ing shame I think.

For the record, I'm not averse to a bit of swearing, especially when hammers and fingers are involved.

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Sat 2 Mar 2019 00:36
Inflatable Doll in Car Crash Shocker - Avant

OK - I've now deleted the swear-word in the spammer's post.

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