Carlsberg don't make cars - tack
........but, if they did?
Carlsberg don't make cars - krs one
They would be very weak and taste like carpet.
Carlsberg don't make cars - Westpig
fairly weak and insipid, European connotations, poor man's alternative to the real stuff

how about a Daf 55?
Carlsberg don't make cars - Pugugly
Maserati Quadraporte for the price of a base Focus.
Carlsberg don't make cars - rtj70
I'm with the view that Carlsberg makes naff tasking lager therefore a naff car.

What is a Quadroporte? Is it like a Maserati Quattroporte, i.e. four door :-)
Carlsberg don't make cars - Pugugly
OK OK, I was watching telly as well !
Carlsberg don't make cars - rtj70
I'm watching TV, downloading software for work and trying to diagnose a Microsoft Cluster problem at the customer site ;-)

Still an insipid beer but clever adverts. But if it's the advert theme the OP referred to then I'm with PU on this. A supercar and small car prices. We wish.
Carlsberg don't make cars - grumpyscot
I thought old Carlsberg cans were used to make the Lancia Beta.......
Carlsberg don't make cars - Collos25
Or old lancia beta used to make Carlsberg cans,in Germany I think to call a drink "beer" it must be 4.9% and to call one "pilsner"4.8% you seem to get short change in the UK mind being teatotal now it doesn't really bother me.
Carlsberg don't make cars - Pugugly
If they were made of Carlsburg tins at least they'd be rustproof.
Carlsberg don't make cars - rtj70
So if Pilsner, invented in Plsen (been there got the photos and it looked like a world war 2 fil set in 1990!), has to be 4.8% how come Pilsnet Urquel in my fridge says 4.4%. Although the proper, i.e. Czech, Budweiser is 5%.

One the beer of kings the other insipid American version a king of beers. Don't make me laugh ;-)

Carlsberg don't make cars - b308
Think the strength varies, rtj, from my visit to the brewery in Plsen a few years ago there were quite a few variations... and then there's all the different varieties of Czech beer... which I will be sampling next week....



Carlsberg? Car? Mmmm, Allegro of course... but they'd think it was a Rolls!
Carlsberg don't make cars - ifithelps
"Free petrol for life for everyone and all speed limits abolished."

Carlsberg don't write newspaper headlines, but if they did....
Carlsberg don't make cars - JH
You'd never get through to the complaints department (old Carlsberg ad).
JH
Carlsberg don't make cars - Pugugly
You'd never get through to the complaints department

Didn't Mitsubishi have a similar tagline once ?
Carlsberg don't make cars - pendulum
Carlsberg don't make cars
But if they did, their car adverts would be fantastic.

Their adverts get people thinking and talking about the brand. Good advert!

Edited by pendulum on 19/09/2008 at 21:31