mimser pride rally - Dog
I have an idea for an annul mimser pride rally starting spring 2009, it would be limited to England at first, then maybe extended to other parts of the realm.
I could organise the Wessex area, with the rally taking place in Exeter, so we would need organisers in say Birmingham, Maidstone, York, Liverpool.
The entrance fee would be say £5 with the proceeds going to someone like Northern Wreck and the idea would be to drive along in a convoy at 30 MPH.
Lemme know what ya'll think.

Dog
mimser pride rally - b308
From what I saw on my Sunday drive, I think they've already started, Dog.... very few cars and what there were going very slowly... 'cept me!
mimser pride rally - oldnotbold
I think I saw this before. Was it the one that ended in the queue at Ikea in Milton Keynes?
mimser pride rally - Altea Ego
you are joking? you want me to drive in a 30mph convoy, and PAY to do that?

mimser pride rally - Optimist
I think there's another approach, Dog. Legislate.

For too long mimsers have been discriminated against and mocked by the evil Luddites. Mimsers are an important part of our diverse and multi-cultural society and I for one would defend their right to get in everyone's way.

Each year I look forward to driving to the west country and seeing miles of traffic stretched out over the beautiful undulating landscape following a proud mimser as he travels at 5 mph below the speed limit unaware of anything but the 100 yards in front of his bonnet.

Yes. We need a Mimser Anti Discrimination Order. Go for it, Dog. Go political.
mimser pride rally - Roger Jones
"anything but the 100 yards in front of his bonnet."

No, ten yards surely?
mimser pride rally - bigj
Mmm, 30 MPH is a bit to fast for me so I think i'll give this a miss.
mimser pride rally - ForumNeedsModerating
Perhaps withs Lud's endorsement I might suggest a rear window sticker along the lines of:

"Mimsing - please pass..." or "Careful - Mimser on Board!"

Edited by woodbines on 27/08/2008 at 13:53

mimser pride rally - FotheringtonThomas
Lemme know what ya'll think.


You are Harry Nodule, and I claim my free five litres of "Super".
mimser pride rally - Dog
>>>you are joking? you want me to drive in a 30mph convoy, and PAY to do that?<<<

Well AE ... I am of the opinion we do, but, we could have say a Mimser King & Queen contest and the top prize could be a full set of Barry Manilow CD's or the book "Unsafe At Any Speed"

>>>unaware of anything but the 100 yards in front of his bonnet.<<<

Tell me about it !! Not as bad as Bexhill-on-sea in East Sussex though.

Perhaps we could allow "speed" up to 39 MPH on a long fast stretch and obviously 'mouth open' will be optional, I like the idea of rear window stickers woodbines, I know of a few people that would - like to stick one on me : )
mimser pride rally - Alby Back
I quite like the notion of " Mimsing - Please Pass " window stickers

Caveat being that I would like mine to have in brackets underneath " Feel Lucky Punk? "
mimser pride rally - billy25
>>Lemme know what ya'll think.

Already been done! - called "Fuel protest blockades/convoys etc"

Edited by billy25 on 27/08/2008 at 17:00

mimser pride rally - doctorchris
Just driven back from Carlisle to Sunderland and the mimsers made the journey very easy.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm no boy racer, you can't be with a Panda 4x4, but I do like to drive at the speed limit for as much of my journey as is safe. There were an awful lot of mimsers on the road today but they really were slow and, more importantly when I wanted to overtake, they were leaving big gaps between each other in their convoys allowing me to pick them off one by one in safety.
So, thankyou mimsers one and all.
mimser pride rally - Lud
Those aren't mimsers dc. They are slow but aware and considerate drivers.
mimser pride rally - doctorchris
I stand corrected, Lud.
mimser pride rally - Dog
Being a 1st Degree Grand mimser, I regularly get overtaken by mopeds, mlkfloats and motors, Being I live in Cornwall with its narrow lanes and sharp bends, the fasties often have to drive on the other side of the road putting themselves and others in danger of death (or worse) so in that respect, mimsers should ideally be restricted to Sunday driving or confined to a C5 ... and I'm *NOT* talking Citroen.
mimser pride rally - Ian (Cape Town)
Being I live in Cornwall with its narrow lanes and sharp bends ...

I recall visiting that part of the world with a girlfriend, by thumb, in 1988.
Coming out of Exeter, heading to Lands End on Easter Friday, we got a lift with the proverbial little old lady, who was off to Launceston (?).
Queen Mimser.
Barreling along at a steady 10mph below the limit, she caused such a back-up that blokes towing caravans were passing us, as she prattled away...
There were a LOT of fists shaken as well!
Eventually she stopped - visiting a friend for tea - and we piled out, and the huge convoy came rumbling past, obviously all thinking "Thank Goodness for that!"

Edited by Webmaster on 30/08/2008 at 00:54

mimser pride rally - FotheringtonThomas
Exeter to Launceston is on the A30D - wasn't it dual in 1988?

The old A30 was a completely different kettle of parrots. When the road was dualled there were many "oxbows" of old road, with boarded-up garages, etc. It's a pleasant (slow-ish) drive now, if you can actually find the old road, that is.

I drove along a single-track lane which I know the layout of in North Cornwall last Tuesday, coming aroung a blind right-hander to a cross-road, where the road widens, then continues slightly right, I was horrified to see a cement lorry steaming towards me, doing at least 45MPH, heeled over on the bend. I nearly had to hedge the car. Yes, & the lorry had got a load on, too. It continued on, & disappeared in a cloud of dust.
mimser pride rally - Dog
>>>off to Launceston (?).<<< Yep! The "proper Cornish" pronounce it as Lanson.

The thing you must remember is that Cornwall is a backwater really - the entire population is only about 500,000 but as FT says, its a'changing what with the A30 which is now mostly dual carriageway to Exeter apart from a few sections west of "Lanson"
unfortunately (for the Cornish) there are now more "outsiders" like me living here than than the native Celts - The Times They Are A Changing !
Quite a few people from "upcountry" come to grief on the lanes, especially at this time of the year with all the tourists about - don't know the roads see !!

A. Mimser
mimser pride rally - FotheringtonThomas
>>>off to Launceston (?).<<< Yep! The "proper Cornish" pronounce it as Lanson.


Yup. Also "Bood", "Budmun", "Cumbarn", "Up country", etc.

Cornwall is (..) a'changing what with the A30 which is now mostly dual carriageway


It is possible to get to almost anywhere in the country to Penzance at a high average speed.

unfortunately (for the Cornish) there are now more "outsiders" like me living here


Oddly, this has increased to grotesque proportions the amount of "new celtic" stuff - even the language has been re-manufactured by "enthusiasts" from Welsh and oddments (although, thankfully, it's not in any sort o common use). Everywhere are invented goings-on, mostly involving "forners" - enraptured "alternative" youth, enraptured middle-aged visiotors (or "emmets" as the imported word is sometimes now), and enraptured oldies who've retired, all with middle-ish-class backgrounds, and money, which always was in short supply for locals. Then there's the *revolting* spectacle of tourists opening their mouths for about 10 seconds before stuffing an over-rich pasty into it, contained in a paper bag, whilst gazing vacantly around. Eurgh. If it's not them, it's fish'n'chips.

Quite a few people from "upcountry" come to grief on the lanes especially at this
time of the year with all the tourists about - don't know the roads see !!


I met relatives last week, one blossomed up with a bent-back wheel rim, after having had to hedge it slightly to avoid a demented visitor. He bashed it back into shape, but the tyre, which was nearly new, had been pinched and was U/S.

Edited by FotheringtonThomas on 29/08/2008 at 20:16

mimser pride rally - Dog
>>>It is possible to get to almost anywhere in the country to Penzance at a high average speed.<<<

Not on a Saturday on the A30 guv'nor, as its change over day !

Re: Cornish language ... Myttin da = Good morning.
Durnostadha = Good night.
Durdatha why!
[dur-DATHa why]
Good day (May god give you a good day)!

Durnostadha.
[dur-nos-TATHa]
Good night (May god give you a good night)

Myttyn da.
[mittin day]
Good morning

Dohajedh da.
[doe-HAJeth day]
Good afternoon

Gorthewer da.
[gor-thoo-er day]
Good evening

Murrasta.
[merrasta]
Thank you (very much)

Fortilorrizinnaro - 40 lorries in a row ;-)



mimser pride rally - Roly93
I think I know what a mimser is, ie a person who drives an old but highly polished car (usually a Rover) at miniscule speeds without a care or thought for other road users around them or who they are holding up. Is this right ?

But where did this work come from ?
mimser pride rally - davmal
"without a care or thought for other road users around them"

Do you really mean other "road users" or some other motorists?

Mimsers are a blessing for some road users, eg walkers, cyclists, hosey types, after all mimsers don't actually cause accidents, it is often the ill-judged, impatient moves of others that cause the accidents which they then try to excuse by shifting the blame.
mimser pride rally - Dog
>>>Mimsers are a blessing for some road users, eg walkers, cyclists, hosey types, after all mimsers don't actually cause accidents, it is often the ill-judged, impatient moves of others that cause the accidents which they then try to excuse by shifting the blame.<<<

This person deserves promotion and a large increase in salary !!

Dog.
mimser pride rally - stunorthants26
Mimsing is simply an insult used by drivers who are opposed to steady driving of people in no real hurry.

It should be separated from the issue of those who dont hold a uk license who drive like idiots because they dont know the rules on uk roads and from elderly drivers ( who have three times tried to have a slow motion impact with me just today! ) due to having no clue whats going on around them. Personally, id say these are a far worse bunch who deserve their own rally, if only so we know where they all are and can avoid them.
mimser pride rally - jase1
Mimsing is simply an insult used by drivers who are opposed to steady driving of
people in no real hurry.


Not from my perspective.

I make a clear distinction between "slow drivers" and "mimsers".

"Slow drivers" are those who drive slowly but considerately -- and who usually will actually pull in to the left when being overtaken. They generally stick rigidly to the rules of the road, and nothing wrong with that.

"Mimsers" are those who do 40mph everywhere (including 30 zones), come to a virtual stop when there is clearly nothing on a roundabout, have poor lane discipline, get irate when overtaken and generally appear to have been put on this earth to annoy others.

Totally different species.
mimser pride rally - Lud
quite jase 1. People who think mimser is an insult directed against steady considerate drivers may fear that they are themselves mimsers. If they are, I beg them to stop being that as soon as they can manage it.

And it just isn't true that mimsers don't cause accidents. Some mimsing behaviour is incredibly dangerous and must have caused many deaths.
mimser pride rally - Ian (Cape Town)
The worst kind of mimser is the middle-lane-owners'-club type.
Recently, the petrol price increases have had a marked effect on local drivers' habits, and the WORST of these are the MLOC types.
Now, having read the 'how to save fuel' articles in the paper they mimse in the centre lane of the three lane freeway at 60km/h, instead of their previous 80km/h!
Fortunately, passing on the inside is allowed here, and often I have been in the 'slow' lane, doing 100, and passed at least a dozen of the mimsers who are contentedly bowling along in their little world in the centre...
This behaviour continues, despite the huge signs 'KEEP LEFT PASS RIGHT' which adorn our freeways, in several languages...
mimser pride rally - jase1
Oh no, this thread is in danger of merging into davidh's one.
mimser pride rally - Ian (Cape Town)
apologies - I posted before I read davidh's ramblings...

Let's list some other classic examples of mimser-type behaviour:
1) Mimser slows down, indicates, tries to reverse park in bay at least 4 ft longer than their car. Makes about 17 attempts at it, then eventually drives on, without a care for the 47 folk who have been waiting (im) patiently while they display their total lack of know-how.
2) Mimser waits at lights, unwraps sweets, fiddles with the radio, continues conversation with passenger. Lights change. (im) patient driver sounds horn after mimser sits for 5 seconds. Mimser gesticulates, then screams off from lights... and repeats pattern at next light.
3) Mimser at T-junction turning left. You are behind mimser. Notice space in traffic coming from the right... Is he going ...yes, yes yes... NOPE! Next space in traffic, repeat. eventually a space which would take 4 pantechnicons, the queen mary, the space shuttle transporter, the band of the grenadier guards appears... but the mimser is now piddling about with his radio or something, and misses it... ONLY to then trundle out a short while later into a gap which nobody in their right mind would have taken.
4) Sitting in traffic. Hear siren, emergency vehicle coming from behind. EVERYONE pulls over to the side. Except Mimser, who contines just sitting where they were... "I wonder what all these people are doing indicating to pullover?"
mimser pride rally - jase1
> 1) Mimser slows down, indicates, tries to reverse park in bay at least 4 ft longer than their car. Makes about 17 attempts at it, then eventually drives on, without a care for the 47 folk who have been waiting (im) patiently while they display their total lack of know-how. <

Eek. I (kind of) did that years ago when I was inexperienced.

In my case, there was I space I knew I could get into, and there was no traffic around, but it was just after a blind bend. Just as I was starting to reverse a bloke in a white van came around. This of course makes me mistime the swing-around and cock the procedure up.

Slams it into first and tears away out of the vicinity at speed, totally flustered and embarrassed.

Not my finest hour!
mimser pride rally - Dog
Ladydog and I had a good larf this morning about all your definitions of what a mimser is and isn't a mimser and she said "I'll tell you what a mimser is" ... The dozy (chronologically challenged ruminant) - old cow! in front of you who pulls out onto the roundabout only to come to a sudden-dead stop to let traffic out *from the left* ... I have had 2 shunts in the past because of this.

Dog
mimser pride rally - Dog
And to end this thread I'd like to offer a new slant on the word mimser ...
This is from a friend who's had something I've not - Edumacation!
Don't ask me what its about - I haven't the foggiest ~

It has been used in a similar form as an adjective, remember the Jabowocky:-

T'was brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Dog.
mimser pride rally - Lud
Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll. Interesting point though Dog: is there I wonder an etymological connection between 'mimsy' and 'to mimse, mimser etc.'? I am trying to seek enlightenment, so far without success.
mimser pride rally - Dog
A'ha ... so my friend can't be that educated then, being he spelt Jabberwocky wrong!
The nearest I've come across Re: mimser Lud, is Mimsie the cat ~

The company is also remembered for its mascot, Mimsie the Cat (1968-1988), who was an obvious parody of MGM's Leo the Lion. Mimsie was in real life, Mary Tyler Moore's cat. In each MTM production, Mimsie (also known as "Dick Turpin" and "Dick Marino") would arrive in a different disguise as its closing logo, corresponding to the style and theme of a certain show.