I give you a scenario ... - deepwith
chap in his eighties, wearing a hat as worn with ledenhosen and a small goatee beard, accompanied by portly wife and at least 20 nodding dogs on the back shelf - speeding along a major road at between 25 and 35 mph .... what was he driving?
I give you a scenario ... - Lud
Audi A8 with St John's Wood reg no.?
I give you a scenario ... - krs one
Rover 25.
I give you a scenario ... - oldnotbold
Austin 1300, or perhaps a Maxi.
I give you a scenario ... - Big Bad Dave
TVR
I give you a scenario ... - ifithelps
Same car as you, deepwith, but I bet you won't admit it. :)
I give you a scenario ... - deepwith
;-) ifithelps - but couldn't be more wrong ...... Lud had me giggling too ......


I give you a scenario ... - MichaelR
Same car as you deepwith but I bet you won't admit it. :)


Funny you should say that. About a year ago I followed an absolutely immaculate E39 525i Sport into town. Even had the 18" Style 37 wheels. Gorgeous, same colour as mine - basically looked the same.

I pulled up at the lights beside it and glanced over at the driver...


.... who, along with her passenger, had completely white hair and must have been at least 80 years old!
I give you a scenario ... - gpmartin
Nissan Micra?
I give you a scenario ... - mss1tw
Veyron
I give you a scenario ... - Alby Back
Given the Bavarian dress code clues and the portly wife.......... older BMW 7 series ?
I give you a scenario ... - Pugugly
Burberry Hat ???

New C5 ?
I give you a scenario ... - nortones2
Reliant Robin?

Edited by nortones2 on 13/06/2008 at 21:45

I give you a scenario ... - seataltea
Volvo 240
I give you a scenario ... - Alby Back
Sounds like Fife Robertson and Hattie Jaques. Except they are both dead.. and I don't know what either of them drove.... and I don't think they ever had anything going....so it probably wasn't.

Bet it was a Honda though on reflection.
I give you a scenario ... - Ben10
Morris Minor
I give you a scenario ... - jbif
... wearing a hat .... and a small goatee beard


Are you describing the man in the picture at the top of this page?

Edited by jbif on 13/06/2008 at 22:47

I give you a scenario ... - Oilyman
Some kind of Porsche - Lederhosen and all that.

Edited by Oilyman on 13/06/2008 at 22:47

I give you a scenario ... - Westpig
Kia No Pride
I give you a scenario ... - fox83
a fast and expensive one that he probably spent his entire life savings on so that he doesnt leave anything behind for his ungrateful children
I give you a scenario ... - isisalar
His wife and children mad?
I give you a scenario ... - RichieW
Green Volvo 440. I claim my ten pounds.
I give you a scenario ... - reevsie
Nissan Skyline? You joke, I live in Worthing and theres some old boy with beard, cap & smoking a pipe that pootles around in a seriously blinged out Skyline. Must be his grandsons or something.
I give you a scenario ... - fox83
the same car that roy cropper drives in corrie. i have no idea what it is.
I give you a scenario ... - Avant
With room for 20 nodding dogs it must have been a Rover 75 - the only car I know that was named after the average age of its drivers.

Strangely I've followed quite a few troglodytes in Peugeot 206s recently - strange because they're so screamingly uncomfortable that if I were in one I'd want to get to journey's end ASAP.
I give you a scenario ... - MikeTorque
Classic Rolls Royce.
I give you a scenario ... - Oilyman
A Shell fuel tanker?
I give you a scenario ... - Westpig
a couple of older people, no longer with it....irritating general road users... smitten with useless paraphernalia.....oblivious to everyone else or too selfish to care

got to be a Govt minister

so the car will be a Govt pool car

Edited by Westpig on 14/06/2008 at 00:03

I give you a scenario ... - Lud
a Govt pool car


I was once a member of a moving scrum of hacks and cameras on Horse Guards Parade, watching the then Foreign Secretary Francis Pym and his French oppo Roland Dumas, both noticeably small men, getting into the back of a brown Cortina Mk. IV , the improved Mk III, with a long radio aerial, with two large heavies, one on either side of these two captive schoolboy looking types in jolly good suits. The driver and another heavy were already in the front.

A comic spectacle.

Edited by Lud on 14/06/2008 at 00:56

I give you a scenario ... - Boggy
Toyota Corolla (white, rusty) / Nissan Sunny (beige) / Lada Samara (red, oxidised) / Hyundai Pony (faded blue, badly dented). Am I getting warmer?
I give you a scenario ... - sheepdog
A car.
You didn't say what type of car ;-)

Oh ok then, how about a Austin Metro. Or an original shape Mini.
I give you a scenario ... - PhilW
Honda Jazz
I give you a scenario ... - El Hacko
Metro
I give you a scenario ... - L'escargot
It was me and 'er indoors in my 1919 Ruston-Hornsby A1 16/20. See tinyurl.com/4r2elg and tinyurl.com/4qjyyy

Edited by L'escargot on 14/06/2008 at 08:51

I give you a scenario ... - Dog
Bristol ... wishing his wife's were 55 years younger : )
I give you a scenario ... - ifithelps
Avant wrote: '...it must have been a Rover 75 - the only car I know that was named after the average age of its drivers.'

All that proves is age brings wisdom.

As HJ said at the time, if a BMW badge was stuck on the back of Rover 75, everyone would have said what a tremendous vehicle it was.

Even that clown Clarkson thought the sports versions pretty good.

My brother had one - delighted with it.

I drove a couple, bit too big for me, but a very agreeable way to get about.

Of course, if this elderly couple were really clever, they'd drive an Audi or a VW, because they never break down, do they?
I give you a scenario ... - Nsar
Mazda Bongo Friendee.
I give you a scenario ... - Avant
Fair enough, I think the 75 was a good car, although the 1.8 I once hired was uninspiring: it needed one of the bigger engines.

But you have to be of a certain age to be happy driving behind the panelled dashboard and those sepia-coloured instruments - the effect being like a 1940s front parlour which only got used if Great-Aunt Bertha came to stay or there was a death in the family (or both).

Edited by Avant on 14/06/2008 at 11:51

I give you a scenario ... - ifithelps
....if Great-Aunt Bertha came to stay or there was a death in the family (or both)...

If Great Aunt Bertha had come to stay and died we would have been so excited in our house someone would have nipped out and bought two Rovers.
I give you a scenario ... - Ben 10
Austin Princess
I give you a scenario ... - ifithelps
McLaren in limp home mode.
I give you a scenario ... - deepwith
Well, what interesting responses - and some very funny. I lift my glass to ...... nortones2
He was, indeed, driving a Reliant Robin.
I give you a scenario ... - Kevin Phillips-Bong!
Beige Volvo 240 Estate from about 1985
I give you a scenario ... - Ben 10
Er... Kev, I think the thread has finished. How about you start a thread on what name goes with type of car. Starting with your namesake. I envisage a Vauxhall Astra. What do other BRs think "A" Kevin would drive?
I give you a scenario ... - Dog
Well, a Kevin car has gotta be a Focus surely ?