I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
Feeling a bit under the weather today - been watching the Professionals on ITV4 - I want one !
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - philipb
Me, too.

As a medical student in 1983, I bought a Mk2 Ford Escort 1.6 Ghia from a neighbour who owned a bodyshop near our house for £1000. I loved my Escort but I coveted the RS2000 he drove. I loved sitting in the deep Recaro seats with mesh panels in the headrests. It seemed the epitome of cool but was about £2000 so completely out of my league.

I'm sure by comparison with today's cars like my recent MINI Cooper S, the car was not that fast on the straights or round corners. However, its rear wheel drive made for very entertaining drive, as shown by Bodie and Doyle every week on ITV4.

Unfortunately, as with Audi Quattros, the second hadd price will have skyrocketed due to the television shows!



I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
seats with mesh panels in the headrests

I was just thinking of them now as I read your post (before I got to that bit) How cool where they ? There's a nice M Plate MK1 on e-bay. SWMBO who was sitting next to me as I posted, significantly, didn't say no.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - RaineMan

They are lovely cars to drive but if you do buy one make sure you have secure parking and a top rate security system. Good places to start are the RS Owners Club www.rsownersclub.co.uk/ and the Sporting Escort OC www.seoc.co.uk. A good one will cost you £8 ? 10k though. Be very afraid of fakes! You could have a lot of fun in a Sport or similar for about 1/3 of the money.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
A colleague had an Escort Harrier (twin Webers I think) he had the net headrests and a pair kf Cibie Bi-Oscars. He thought he was pretty cool. He has a nice VR32 now....
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Lud
BiL had a very nice white Mk 1 Mexico, not too flash and went extremely well for its day. The crotchety, super-quick one was the Mk 2 RS1800 I believe. But RS2000s were much more reliable.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Alby Back
PU, I have a bone to pick with you on behalf of all those of us who will now spend this weekend scouring the ether for lairy RWD fast Fords. They will then find themselves justifying the potential purchase of them to themselves, their partners and possibly their bank managers ( or whatever they are calling themselves this week ). You are a bad bad man.

;-)

Edited by shoespy on 18/04/2008 at 19:34

I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - JH
but just think of the road tax on them, must be exempt? The RS2000 is (very) nice but I think I lean towards a mk 1 with a body kit and, what was the 1700cc engine they used to put in just a few models? I think it was the same one that went into the Elan.
JH
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Alby Back
Mk 1 Mexico Lud? S'cuse me while I wipe the drool off the keyboard. Now I soooooo want/ed one of those. I can feel the pain again.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - RaineMan

The Mk I with the Lotus engine was the Twin Cam. It's capacity was 1558cc. These days it will cost you about 50% more thanan RS2000! The 1600 Kent engine could be overbored to 1760cc but the smaller overbore took it to 1700cc. Fitted with twin DCOEs and a few goodies a pretty rapid car!
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Chrome
Was the RS2000 a case in point of more models being around than were actually produced? As in lots of fake ones out there?
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Kevin
>lairy RWD fast Fords.

If that's what you want look for models made in South Africa. V8 Capris and Granadas, V6 Cortinas.

Kevin...
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Martin Devon
PU I have a bone to pick with you on behalf of all those of
us who will now spend this weekend scouring the ether for lairy RWD fast Fords.
They will then find themselves justifying the potential purchase of them to themselves their partners


He's a bad man alright, almost a retiree. Got it in for us i'm sure!!!

VBR...........MD
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
Sorry I feel quite bad now :-(
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Manatee
My Mk II Escort was an 1100 Popular Plus, and I never want to see another one. It wouldn't reach 70 on the uphill bits of the M62 or into a strong headwind.

The RS2000 with 110bhp was certainly desirable to a 23 year old (as I was in 1976) with a 1962 997 Cooper with about 50bhp. Makes you wonder why a diesel CR-V needs 140bhp, though I suppose the Escort weighed about 850-900kg.

Why stop at the Escort? The Capri 2.8 injection can also be had with tennis racquet headrests AFAIK, and 160bhp - serious power in pre-Sierra Cosworth days.

Or for a mere £36k, a nut and bolt rebuild Group 4 Escort from the same era - maybe 250bhp. Note the 'standard' front rather than the RS2000 snoot.

www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C37592?pt=pf
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - gmac
Thanks for this thread PU.
I was never a fan of Ford cars due to the bag of hammers which seemed to reside under the bonnet of most but, this thread has reminded me of the Mirafiori 2000TC.
I have got to try and find one of those that has not been reduced to the dust it came from.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - JH
Phah! I had a 1.2L in Sierra Beige (yes, ok... beige) :-) Not quite Dagenham muscle.

It topped out at about 80 but the concrete section of the A19 near the A1 revealed that it had square wheels and was best kept below 50. But I did sit in a 3 litre Capri with tennis racquet head restraints.

JH
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Fullchat
PU you are a very bad man and should be dismissed from Mod staus immediately. Bringing up a subject like this. Don't you realise there are probably many recovered RS holics on this site who have tried to put these cars behind them!
I drooled over them in my teens and managed a Diamond White 76 Mk2 Custom in my mid 30s. Sold after 2 years as concourse to fund my acquired rallying habit :-(
Now drooling over copies of Classic Ford and watching values rocket.
Oh for a Mk1 RS1600 or Mk2 RS1800.

I am reporting this thread as offensive it should be locked immediatly! ;-)

Edited by Fullchat on 18/04/2008 at 20:56

I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - RobertyBob
Ah I remember it well.

Navigating in a bright yellow mk 1 Mexico on the Britvic Rally in Suffolk. Flat out down one of those long straight roads near Bury St Edmunds.
It was a cold night and we had the centre fresh air vents closed. Suddenly: bang, bang. Both fresh air vents shot out of their mountings and landed on the rear seat, narrowly missing our heads. Frightened the life out of me.

Wonderful car until the front cross member split and the bodyshell bent from too many hard landings.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
110 BHP ! Even the Skoda has a 105 BHP !


Yes a colleague had a 2.0 Super Mirafiori - strangely exotic with its 5 speed box and very foreign smell in the interior. It looked the business in Orange on reverse alloys. Nice.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - bazza
...and there was also the MK 1 RS 1600, if I remember. Strangely, I followed a bright yellow (Signal Yellow) Mk1 RS 2000 the other day which got me wondering how to go about owning one! There's something incredibly desirable about those old Ford RSs, maybe because I could never afford one at the time and now I have the cash, they're not about any more! The modern equivalents eg Focus ST etc, just don't have the same appeal for some reason. Those RSs were pretty quick even with just around 100bhp or so, if I remember the 0to 60 times were down in the 8 or 9s for the RS 1800/2000s
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
190215309475

Nice looking MK1 on e-bay.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Martin Devon
I am reporting this thread as offensive it should be locked immediatly! ;

If not sooner! MD
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
I now know I should have started a "I want a Morris Marina 1.3 DL" thread.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - John S
I had a red Mk2 1600 Sport, complete with the side stripes and the 'deckchair' seats. Ok when on tune, but needed regular attention to plugs, points, dwell angle and timing to keep it on song. Always annoyed that I couldn't quite afford the Mexico which had the 1600 Pinto, and had to make do with the 1600 cross-flow.

JS
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - DP
I had the pleasure of a passenger ride in a beautifully restored 1978 example as an impressionable 18 year old. I remember the punch in the guts from the acceleration, and the very lairy handling. Incredible machine! This is definitely a car where the performance figures do not do the experience justice.

Cheers
DP
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - 1066
i had a rapid fiat 131 supermirafiori
it was very quick after a few mods but it died of terminal rust at only 7yrs old
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
JS,

At least you could tinker with it to get it going right. These days it would be a trip down the garage and plug it in and wait for the fault code to show up !
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Alby Back
The appropriate analogy here is leaving cartons of free cigarettes in a room full of reformed smokers! I can't stop thinking about how much I now want a hot Escort. I made the mistake of broaching this with my wife last night and the exchange went something like this..........

- Y'know that Honest John forum I ....um ...occasionally look in on?
- Yeah.
- Well there was a good thread tonight on fast Escorts
- What do you mean?!
- Y'know the cars....Ford Escorts
- Oh ...I thought you meant.....
- Crikey no, its all about cars.
- My Dad had one of those.
- Not like these, these were the ones I really really wanted when I was younger but could never afford.
- Dad's used to break down a lot, I remember when we went to Penzance one year...
- No darling, these are quite different, like in the Professionals.
- The what?
- Y'know Bodie & Doyle, George Cowley, y'must remember!
- If you say so.
- Anyway, thing is, they are now classics, quite a good investment really and not too expensive to buy and run, parts are easy and.......
- You're not serious?
- Well a bit, I mean what a hoot, zooming around in a Mexico or an RS2000
- At your age, pah!
- What do you mean, people often say I look much younger......
- Yes dear
- Anyway I've seen one on the internet........
- Just hold on a minute, when and where exactly would you use this? You said yourself that there's nowhere left you can get the foot down..too much traffic you said....too many cameras....not worth having a fast car.
- Well the thing is they're not actually all that fast
- Right, I thought you said....
- Yeah, well they were fast in their day but .......
- so you want to buy an old Ford Escort, which isn't all that fast.....to do what exactly?
- Well, I could work on it. You can on those old engines
- What you mean it wouldn't be reliable?
- Oh no, they were pretty bulletproof but y'know technology has moved on and...
- So where would you keep it?
- In the garage
- The garage is full
- Yeah, but I could buy another shed and put all the stuff from the garage......
- So you would need a shed as well?
- Or we could block pave the front lawn and have a car cover
- Block pave? How much would that cost?
- Oh let's not get bogged down in the detail for now. There would be ways round it.
- Sure
-So what do you think
- I think we need a conservatory
- Conservatory?
- My sisters got one and they spend all their time in there
- Sounds exciting!
- Don't be mean!
-Sorry its just .......
- So which one of your "imaginary friends" came up with this piece of wisdom?
- They're not "imaginary friends", I don't know any of them really. They're just people who are interested in cars and car stuff.
- Sounds exciting!
- Hey!
Well if you want one it's up to you, I'll not stop you, but are you quite sure? Wouldn't it be better to upgrade the Mondeo? It's getting a bit long in the tooth.
- S'pose.

:-(
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
So I guess the coffee and croissants at your place is off then ?

That was funny. One of the best posts in a long time.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - El Hacko
great read, Shoespy - it'll strike a familiar chord in many homes. One of my sons sold a mint Dolomite Sprint to buy a V reg RS2000, fully restored and in gorgeous Postman Pat red... and he's head-over-heels in love with it. Very stealable (many turn up in Ireland, apparently). There's an amazing following for these 80s Fords and the prices they go for are quite crazy. But how reassuring to see so many of them around nearly 30 years on!
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Alby Back
And this morning................

- Y'know what you were saying about how I should upgrade the Mondeo?
- Mmmm?
- Well they do a version caled an ST220. 3.0 V6. You can get them as estates.........really practical actually..........
- Wouldn't that use too much petrol? You do a very high mileage.
- Yeah, a bit....but they will be cheap soon....new model out and the road tax thing....wouldn't be too bad I shouldn't think.
- Yeah, right.

:-(

PS Backroomers always welcome at the boot locker!

Edited by shoespy on 19/04/2008 at 12:03

I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Mapsimus
Memories??. I had a 1978 (T) Mk2 RS2 in diamond white ? BY FAR the most enjoyable driving years of my life? Bought it in ?82 and had to let it go in ?90 when the kids started to arrive.

Got up one Saturday and thought ?I want an RS2000? (like you do?) and found mine at Roger Moran (RS dealer) in Leominster, Herefordshire for £3000 He was a well respected road rally driver back then, and is now just as successful in single seaters on Hill Climbs.

Believe it or not, I didn?t actually drive it until I reversed it off a mates transporter onto our driveway at home. The point being, that I wouldn?t have known if it drove ?right? or not, so I asked a motor club friend who actually built rally escorts to test-drive it for me. I remember sitting in the back, my mate driving it along this twisty Welsh Border 'B' road and Roger Moran himself driving it back ? absolutely awesome car control.

3 things I remember more than anything else over the years,
The solid feel of the ?quick shift? gear lever, moving only an inch or so at the most between 1st & 2nd etc
The precise feel of the steering, even without a ?quick rack?
Also, all that torque! Plant your foot in any gear at any speed, and it would pull you out of trouble (needed it a few times in Wales?)

£3000 must have been a lot of money then for a 22yr old?.

Getting sad now.

Maps
Regular reader ? rare poster.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - nick
Shoespy, get an ST220 estate and tell her it's a 2 litre and hope for the best. With a bit of luck she'll never notice. :-)
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
I'm sure you can get TDCI badges from e-bay or somewhere. If she finds out tell her that it was your imaginary friend that suggested. Feigning slight madness has got me out of a couple of tight spots.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - 1066
There is a dealer near me that specialises in stuff like rs2000 strada arbarth etc.hes got a mint Granada 2.8ighia x in black with cream leather but wants 10k for it. he sold an orange mk2 escort rs2000 last week for 6k. seems a lot of money but pretty rare now
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - krs one
Hmm! Got any pictures? Does he have a website I could peruse?
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - 1066
i'll try and remember what he's called.
the place is on London road. southend on sea
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - RaineMan

Bigbirdy AfFORDable Classics in Halstead specialise in classic Fords Their prices look high initially but in reality seem to reflect condition.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
www.affordableclassics.co.uk/carsforsale.php?start...8

This website carries an official warning from the junior mod as some of you accused me of leading you astray previously. I'll say two words Granada 2.8 anyone ? Don;t even look right !

Some classic Fords in there
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - PeterRed
I had a Strada Abarth 130tc and thought that it had loads of character. Marvellous engine with twin DCOEs. Gorgeous exhaust note with plenty of "pops" on the overrun. It also had straight(ish) cut gears in the ZF gearbox that made a strangely attractive whine. The silliest bits were the ridiculous Recaro seats that were too big to lift forward properly - they looked good though and came complete with a hole for a racing harness.

My bother bought it new in 1985 and wrote off 2 Pirelli P6s on the first day while trying to experience Car magazine's description that "...you could feel fag ends in the gutter through the wonderful steering....".

Had to sell it for a house deposit in 1988 and I imagine it rusted to death a few years after.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - 1066
ive just remembered it's called Days Of Grace
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - paulb {P}
- Wouldn't that use too much petrol? You do a very high mileage.
- Yeah a bit....


Ah, you see, there's your error right there. You should have waxed lyrical about
1) how the TDCi models can get super-expensive to run in terms of repairs etc and that therefore
2) the 3.0 V6, being a much simpler engine, would actually be a better bet long term, and
3) would cost less in terms of oil changes (which is completely true - smaller oil capacity than the Duratorq) and so
4) what you would lose in fuel costs you would gain elsewhere etc.

Worked for me in justifying an MPG drop of around 8-10 :-)
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Blue {P}
>> - Wouldn't that use too much petrol? You do a very high mileage.
>> - Yeah a bit....


Or just tell her that an LPG conversion would pay for itself very quickly and then you would have petrol reliability with better than diesel running costs. :-)

My V6 Mondy is on Ebay right now and if I don't get what I want for her (which I doubt I will) then I'm going to convert her and keep her for a couple of years.

I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - J Bonington Jagworth
"Well if you want one it's up to you"

Ah yes. I think I saw that phrase in one of those useful 'what women really mean when they say something else' lists. I think it roughly translates to 'if you want me to call my solicitor...'
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Pugugly
Funny you should say that, I have threatened to call my accountant. Significantly she hasn;t said no in any sense - other than the Landie would have to go, which to me is a win win situation, I had pencilled in its sale this year anyway.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - gmac
Shoespy, I suspect our wives are sisters...I suggested switching our diesel Volvo S60 for a V70 R model...our conversation went down a remarkably similar route even though, over here, I can claim back 50% of my travel to work over and above what the company charges...through my tax return.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - Round The Bend
PU, forget the RS2000, just go for the curly perm!
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - krs one
They used BL vehicles in the first series. A TR7 for Doyle and Dolomite Sprint for Bodie. Cowley had an SD1. The story goes that BL were dumped after they were unable to provide cars of the right colour when they were required, thus messing with the continuity somewhat. BL snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again.
So are we going to form the CI5 (criminally insane 5 ?) club. Membership requirements-a lairy rear drive Ford.
I bagsy Bodie.
I want a MK2 Ford Escort RS2000. - retgwte
as a teenager it was at the top of my car fantasy list

along with the capri bodie had

as an adult ive seen similar cars pass through auctions etc very badly the worse for wear

ive driven a pretty well sorted RS2000, well a few different ones, round a rally circuit, it belonged to the rally driver training folk, I have to report they are very different to drive in real life compared to your fantasys of youth, although you could try this approach to let off steam if you can find any training places with such old timer cars still on their books

back end slides out ruthlessly, very exaggerated rear wheel drive characteritics, no ABS etc which we all take for granted makes it hard work in slippy conditions

you could do what the kids in Essex do nowadays and get a Focus RS, although personally if you really can afford the insurance, have somewhere mega safe to park etc, then just get a scoobie

me i like the anonimity of a bog standardish car for day to day driving, my friend with a new lambo has been stopped twice in the 2 weeks he has had it, "is this your car" etc

ah well hey ho