Lucky owner, unlucky Jeep. - Dynamic Dave
When the owner ordered one with a stick shift, I don't think this is quite what he had in mind.

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Lucky owner, unlucky Jeep. - pendulum
I wouldn't like to have something that big and woody suddenly appear between my legs.
Lucky owner, unlucky Jeep. - Westpig
Blimey, that looks awfully near the driver's important regions