Interesting website & a localish dealer to me.
www.chelfing.com/index.htm
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Heh, very good.. if a little mean :)
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I just can't warm to a Rover 45 lookalike called a 'Razzle'......
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Someone spent a lot of time on this one ;-).
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I dont want a test drive but can i still have the free tickets for me and a tart for gud weekend ples ser
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Surely it can't be long before a GF grill replacing the woman's airbag is a standard fitment - even if there is a risk you burn your sausage.
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Japanese style and Italian reliability....
Someone's avin a larf, innit?
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good stuff:
"the Lunge offers a class-leading 9 cup-holders, and an unrivalled attention too detail. When delivering your precious child to kindergarten in a Lunge, you can rest assured it is safe from harm. A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph. "
"Not only were Chelfing the first company to give you 9 cupholders and koalaskin seats, we now offer integrated George Foreman Grill in the glovebox*.
*WARNING : Driving SUV while using cellphone and operating grill may cause unwanted electrical surge and/or burn your sausage."
"NCAP testing for Chelfing Lunge planned for late 2009 due to minor fatalities in 2007's programme. Wanted ! NCAP test drivers for Chelfing Automotive. Generous salary and helmet provided. No gingers please. "
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"Womans side airbag".
Class.
90bhp from a 1.3l engine though, hey these Chinese are alright. Still 29% better than the VW equivalent :)
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who is willing to admit it took a while to sink in?
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What to sink in?
Its not a joke, this is real.
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
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what no flee tikets for me an de tart ven :-( dammmmmmmmmmmm
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Just spent best part of an hour having a ?proper? read through this site!!
Tis just my sense of humour, filled with gems like these! :-)))
>>and was responsible for the implementation of the innovative ?zero quality, zero problem? regime<<
>>Li has worked in Chelfings logistics department for many years, and takes over from the recently retired Him Nohere as Manager of Logistics.<<
>>High performance bootspoiler for Razzle Sport sedan. Increases the down-force essential in a FWD car, adding grip and about 20 mph to top speed. Excludes glue required for fitment. Super performance ! Only $98 !<<
Billy
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Its not a joke this is real.
Well... some of the dealer names look genuine!
I love the accessories: "M3 gearknob... M42 gearknob and A607 to Grantham gearknob."
Someone clearly has too much time on their hands.
It's been done before though. Have a look at www.syukcars.co.uk . Surely those can't be real?
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Brings a new meaning to the phrase "Go with a Prune!!"
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This is classic
Special Offer ! This month only, test drive a Razzle at any participating dealer, and get a free kitten. Kitten will be your faithful friend forever ! See participating dealer for information, or email us your name, address and contact email to mail@chelfing.com. Offer time limited, Chelfing reserves the right to substitute a cat for the kitten after certain timeframe.
Carse
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0-62 mph (seconds): 13.2
Maximum Speed (mph): 105
Noise: Some
Brilliant!
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