The most obscene garish car. - mal
I have seen today on show at an out of town outlet centre the most garish, obscene car I have ever seen, it was huge with the most enormous wheels and tyres, enormous grill, garish chrome etc. .................the car, a Chrysler 300 C.
The most obscene garish car. - 659FBE
Any of the planet destroying Yanks will qualify - Hummer perhaps?

659.
The most obscene garish car. - Pugugly {P}
Oh dear MTC will be purring along in a minute.
The most obscene garish car. - Lud
mal you horrid little troll

Lud (pp. MTC)
The most obscene garish car. - mal
mal you horrid little troll
Lud (pp. MTC)


Lud, it is a garish looking car but then again that is only my opinion, but surely someone else on this site must agree before MTC (assuming he owns one) has a go at me alone. As fodder for the inevitable reply from MTC I confess that one of our cars is the previous shape Honda Civic which was thought by many to be one of the most boring looking cars but we love it.
The most obscene garish car. - Lud
I thought it was ugly at first. Now I think 'imposing' is the word... And MTC is so engagingly enthusiastic about his that I think there must be something in what he says.

It's fairly hard to find a car that isn't a bit garish these days, although 'obscene' is not a word I ever use about motor vehicles, unless they have been vandalised with inappropriate add-ons. I like them too much.
The most obscene garish car. - Westpig
10 years ago ish there used to be a couple of VW Polos around North and NW london that had every panel a completely different colour...looked like they were made like it, but i might be wrong

not so sure about the obsence bit, but they were definitely garish
The most obscene garish car. - Pugugly {P}
Nah WP they were made by VW to prove they had a sense of humour, perhaps it was more ironic than funny but they were certainly garish.
The most obscene garish car. - smoke
VW Polo Harlequin, and like most jesters most people did not find them remotely funny.
The most obscene garish car. - Lud
No, they weren't funny, but quirkily charming surely for someone else's daughter?
The most obscene garish car. - carl_a
The Peugeot 407, a mouth about to eat you and a large overhanging nose.
The most obscene garish car. - P.Mason {P}
Audi Q7 (?) seen a couple of days ago -the most garish and 'over-the-top' grille design I've ever seen.
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The most obscene garish car. - Pugugly {P}
"over-the-top' grille "

It's doesn't stop at the grille if you ask me....and no flunky it's not envy, If I wanted one I'd find the money.
The most obscene garish car. - mss1tw
Audi Q7 (?) seen a couple of days ago -the most garish and 'over-the-top' grille
design I've ever seen.


Yup, and that VW of the same style (Ridiculously, pointless, big)
The most obscene garish car. - jase1
At least the Chrysler is relatively cheap -- and I have to say manages to look a lot more expensive than it is, in a vulgar American kind of way.

I have to say I thought it was a Bentley the first time I saw it (from a distance), so it achieves something, and no-one could accuse it of being dull.

It is individual in a way a mass-market Renault could never be. My only criticism is that it is a bit "fake bling", akin to a Chinese Rolex.
The most obscene garish car. - jase1
Talking of which, and while I wouldn't call it obscene, some recent French big-car efforts have smacked of indulgent arrogance, and wasting French tax-funded subsidies -- if I were French I'd be furious. Things like the Avantime and Vel Satis, ridiculous follies.
The most obscene garish car. - D2*
I've always liked the Avantime, one of the most distinctive car designs over the last few years. If it had had the correct badge on it, it would have probably sold far more than did. Having said that you'd have to be very brave to buy one, I would imagine the overall ownership experince / cost of spares would be a great deal less satisfying than having such a space age design on your drive.
The most obscene garish car. - Lud
Agreed D2. Of course I like the first Renault Twingo too which according to jase1 is a ripoff of a discarded Polish design.

Snigger.
The most obscene garish car. - Altea Ego
Well D2* we agree on something at least.

The Aventime is simply stunning in looks and design. Every time I see one in metalic candy apple red or electric blue I still wonder why I havent sold the wife child and dog to get one.

Its one of theose hate it or love it cars tho. No middle ground with that one - Like the 300C.
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
The most obscene garish car. - Altea Ego
Jase - you love korean cars. You are so not qualified to talk about matters of taste and style that your visa to be on this thread should be revoked!
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
The most obscene garish car. - jase1
Jase - you love korean cars. You are so not qualified to talk about matters
of taste and style that your visa to be on this thread should be revoked!


1) I don't "love" Korean cars. I respect them as good quality, inexpensive transport, with mechanical and electrical integrity that your beloved French things can never hope to emulate. The two are not the same. If you can't see that, then I suspect it is you who should have your visa revoked as there is nothing as passe as believing hype....

2) The Twingo *is* based on a discarded Polish knock-off. Fact. If you like the design, I refer you to point (1).

3) Of course the Avantime is folly. If it weren't for French tax subsidies the project would never have got off the drawing board. All it will take is one hard-nosed right-wing politician in France and your "daring" designs will be a thing of the past. It's arrogance, not radicalism, face it.
The most obscene garish car. - Lud
Straordinary fella.
The most obscene garish car. - oldgit
10 years ago ish there used to be a couple of VW Polos around North
and NW london that had every panel a completely different colour...looked like they were made

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Until quite recently, one used to go past my house practically every morning in the commuter traffic on its way to Bromley (I suppose) - South London for those who don't know this salubrious bit of the woods.
The most obscene garish car. - Murphy The Cat
but surely someone else on this site must agree before MTC (assuming he owns one)
has a go at me alone.


I wouldnn't dream of having a go at someone on here just because they don't like a particular car - its horses for courses and it would be an awful dull world if we all liked the same thing.


MTC
The most obscene garish car. - mal
That is a relief ;-).
The most obscene garish car. - Murphy The Cat
. .................the car a Chrysler 300 C.

& I absolutely love mine :), :), :)

Funnily enough, I'm in contact with a lot of 300C owners and we're all the same. The looks of the car attract us to them and then the 'ownership experience' makes us happy on a daily basis. But I will happily and readily accept that they are not everyones cup of tea (judging by HJ backroom) - but in the 16 months that I've had mine, the comments that I've got from Joe Public have been overwhelmingly positive --- and the older the person, the more positive the comments.

p.s. my grille is stainless steel (IIRC) does that still count.


MTC
The most obscene garish car. - grafen
Here you will find truly nasty, obscene looking cars...

www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/
The most obscene garish car. - Leif
It certainly has a road presence. I hope MTC has drug dealer windows and plays loud rap music on the stereo. To do otherwise would be a waste of such a car. Definitely one for a driver with large gold rings on the fingers, and a large gold watch on the wrists.
The most obscene garish car. - deepwith
Well if you want obscene, tasteless and garish, I have recently seen two Rolls, one in a neon turquoise and the other in what my ma would have decribed as horse dung yellow/green - although she would not have used dung .... They really were obscene.
The most obscene garish car. - Nsar
Range Rover Sport is awful and although I admire MTC's devotion to his 300C I don't think I could ever grow to like it. It tries too hard.

The most obscene garish car. - nick
I quite like the 300C but have to agree that the RR Sport is awful. If that is the answer, what the heck was the question? What is it for?
The most obscene garish car. - Nsar
What was the question?

"Smithers, all our drug dealer customers seem to have deserted us and are driving round in something called a Porsche Cayenne these days - what should we do about it?"

The most obscene garish car. - Lud
"Smithers all our drug dealer customers seem to have deserted us and are driving round
in something called a Porsche Cayenne these days - what should we do about it?"


'Legalise drugs my dear fellow. You know it makes sense. Without the fat-cat profits they'll have to drive rough 3 series BMWs like everyone else.'
The most obscene garish car. - Murphy The Cat
It certainly has a road presence. I hope MTC has drug dealer windows and plays
loud rap music on the stereo. To do otherwise would be a waste of such
a car. Definitely one for a driver with large gold rings on the fingers and
a large gold watch on the wrists.


I prefer to call them tinted windows to kep the sun out of my son & baby daughters eyes, the stereo (which is very powerful) usually plays 'singalong with Marty the Moose', my only ring is my wedding ring and I don't wear a watch. :)
MTC
The most obscene garish car. - Pugugly {P}
'singalong with Marty the Moose'

The final straw MTC - you'd be ASBO'd in our village :-)
The most obscene garish car. - Vansboy
Only thing wrong with the Chrysler, is lack of body colour choice options - should be available in a burgandy metalic or white, but not, it seems for UK customers.

Also there is no option to delete the unpleasent dead animal coverd seats & use a quality cloth. Or better still, lambswool or velour, to make a proper pimp mobile!!

& is n't the smart grille oonly £299 optional extra?

Also have you seen some of the youtube clips of it, like the tv ads, the convertible, the ORIGINAL 300, ..... not that I was looking!!

YES - I'd have one, well the Tourer, would be my choice.

VB
The most obscene garish car. - Vansboy
& my contribution for garish or not too pleasent, is Porsche Cayanne.

What a mistake that is!!

VB
The most obscene garish car. - Bagpuss
Only thing wrong with the Chrysler is lack of body colour choice options - should
be available in a burgandy metalic or white but not it seems for UK customers.


I had one in Orlando in burgundy metallic with beige leather seats. Very nice looking (in my opinion obviously), spacious, comfortable and nice to drive thanks to the Mercedes bits underneath. I've got a Dodge Magnum at the moment here in Pittsburgh which is basically an estate version with a restyled nose. I can understand why people don't like them, but am a bit surprised that they polarise views to such an extent on this forum. My neighbour here has just driven past in a black one and the spectacular engine rumble suggests it's the Hemi version with 6.7l V8 - wow!

My nomination for most obscene car is a Kia I once got as a hire car in Holland. I am not very well up on Kia names but it was a bit bigger than a Golf. Obscene for condemning innocent rental car drivers to 2 days of the dullest and most unpleasant driving experience possible. Truly the automotive equivalent of those sports jackets (with elbow patches) that secondary school teachers wore in the 70s, and should be subject to some kind of boredom tax.
The most obscene garish car. - Murphy The Cat
'singalong with Marty the Moose'
The final straw MTC - you'd be ASBO'd in our village :-)


I've got singalong with Barnie The Bear on the stacker as well - you could borrow that at a pinch :)
MTC
The most obscene garish car. - Pugugly {P}
I can't think of a legal punishment harsh enough !
The most obscene garish car. - Murphy The Cat
I can't think of a legal punishment harsh enough !


Then there's the 'singalong with Marty & Barnie' combo CD -- Is the drug dealer image completely shattered yet ? Plus the National Trust sticker :)
MTC
The most obscene garish car. - storme
the Polo Harlequin from circa 1996
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sometimes a little bit too much opinion....but its only because i care !!!
The most obscene garish car. - Mad Maxy
300C? Rather like them.
The most obscene garish car. - Pugugly {P}
"Plus the National Trust sticker "

Cripes you coudn't park it around here then ! Two likely reactions a lot of blue rinse swoons or one of the villagers would start organising tours around it !

Seen a couple around this weekend, they are starting to grow on me.....bit like wisteria.....no genuinely starting to look good amongst all the euroclutter.