car add ons that make you cringe - Westpig
what additions to cars make you really cringe?

my main one is Morse's Jag..........the vinyl roof really hits me in the face

another one is non manufacturer wheeltrims on steel wheels......don't know why, that's a real no-no
car add ons that make you cringe - DP
My main one is the addition of blue LEDs on the washer jets. Why?!?!?!

You don't see them any more, but another pet hate of mine were those beaded "massaging" seat covers. I think it was Jasper Carrott who once posed a very valid question as to why on Earth anyone would choose to drive around with an abacus up their backside?? :-)

Cheers
DP
car add ons that make you cringe - Chris M
Privacy glass on anything other than a stretch limo.
car add ons that make you cringe - PhilW
huge twin exhausts on Saxos, Corsas etc
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Phil
car add ons that make you cringe - AlastairW
While in the car tax queue on Saturday I heard one side of a telephone conversation from the chav behind me. Went along the lines of 'Micky's Corsa blew up last night...welll he tore the exhaust off, yeah that new back box. Yeah he's gutted - he only had the suspension lowered yesterday!'
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
"Baby on Board" swingy things, my cringing is only exceeded by the "Little Princess on board" ones...
car add ons that make you cringe - SlidingPillar
But that's ok as you can think, "and it's driving".

The amusement works for me anyway.
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
...and me !
car add ons that make you cringe - DP
"Baby on Board" swingy things


If it adds to the chances that my kids get looked for and found in the aftermath of a major wreck, I'll live with being cringeworthy.
my cringing is only exceeded by the "Little Princess on
board" ones...


That's a fair cop! :-)

Cheers
DP
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
Yes DP I appreciate the comment....made sound rather uncaring. Replace it with "Show dogs in Transit" :-)
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
Perfectly all right to sound 'uncaring' in this case PU. Desirable indeed.
car add ons that make you cringe - bell boy
honk if your horny stickers
bill clinton for president stickers
bill stickers in general
pathetic m3 lookalike mirrors
drivelling carbon fibre stuck on with blue tack
pink interiors by woolworths
indicators that dont work
mums taxi stickers
body kits held on with double blue tack
chavs in cars
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
Spinner wheels. Aftermarket spoilers.

Any vinyl roof on any car ever.

Pratty little sunshades stuck on the rear windows with suckers (I know, it stops the nippers from getting cooked but so what?).
car add ons that make you cringe - PoloGirl
Little boys who can't afford to tint the lights on their 106 Quiksilvers so use their mum's tights... in fact make that any little boy in a 106 Quiksilver. You couldn't get further from the chilled out surfer lifestyle than in that horrid little bean can.

CDs hanging from the read view mirror.

That spray on stuff that obscures numberplates - surely nobody is that stupid to think that it works.

Pink fluffy stuff, princess stuff and a parcel shelf full of toys. I have a secret fear that the girl who bought Polo from me is a bit of a pink freak - he'll hate it.

Dancing Elvis / Homer Simpson on the dashboard


car add ons that make you cringe - concrete
So the 'Child on board' stickers will ensure the rescue services pay particular attention to your vehicle! i have read it all now! Could just as well keep them at your vehicle on a wild goose chase, if your kids are not in the vehicle, and thus delay some other persons chance of rescue. Sense is as sense does. Anyway back to the point-although a thriving industry exists in accessories and a lot of fun is had by enthusiasts fitting them; i have always wondered why a vehicle with 60kg of extra kit fitted is supposed to go faster then the standard vehicle. Concrete.
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
I slow down for hors stickers

Vast numbers of stickers on any vehicle's front screen or rear window.
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
Cheap skates

news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_enl_1...m
car add ons that make you cringe - ForumNeedsModerating
Non original number plates worth more than the car - no, let's leave that at
non original number plates - they always spell the same word.
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
Cheap skates
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_enl_1...m




I've seen that car in the street, decades ago. Must weigh a bit. Looking uncared-for in the pic.
car add ons that make you cringe - milkyjoe
I've seen that car in the street decades ago. Must weigh a bit. Looking uncared-for
in the pic.


would increase the kerb weight by 131.6 kilos (14000x 9.4 grams) hope they notified dvla
car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
>I slow down for hors stickers

Isn't that called 'kerb crawling', Henry?
};---)
(Sorry - need coffee and we've run out.)
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
>I slow down for hors stickers
Isn't that called 'kerb crawling' Henry?
};---)
(Sorry - need coffee and we've run out.)

>>
I suspect one of the back seat brats had picked off the end of the familiar stickers ( that make me cringe) and Dad has yet to notice it ( cos he is to busy looking out for four legged fellow road users. ;-))
car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
Ah - with you now, Henry. (Need for coffee evidently greater than I realized.)
car add ons that make you cringe - David Horn
Dancing ... Homer Simpson on the dashboard


Uh oh.
car add ons that make you cringe - tr7v8
>> "Baby on Board" swingy things
If it adds to the chances that my kids get looked for and found in
the aftermath of a major wreck I'll live with being cringeworthy.
>> my cringing is only exceeded by the "Little Princess on
>> board" ones...
That's a fair cop! :-)

So you take the stickers out when the sprogs aren't on board then? No I thought not.
Also most people put them right in the sight line of the rear window & some of them are around a foot square, very sensible....
car add ons that make you cringe - pyruse
>> "Baby on Board" swingy things
If it adds to the chances that my kids get looked for and found in
the aftermath of a major wreck I'll live with being cringeworthy.


A valid argument only if the thing is taken out when the kids are not in the car - otherwise the ambulancemen are going to be looking for a baby that's not there.
Something like 50% of cars with these stickers clearly have no baby on board....

Personally I'm not fond of spoilers (pointless and look silly), alloy wheels (easily damaged, make the car look like a chavmobile), or any of the daft exhaust/body kit/blue light things that people bolt on their cars.
And I'm pretty suspicious of anyone who has a personalised number plate, too...

But then I'm a miserable old git.
car add ons that make you cringe - stevied
I am with you pyruse EXCEPT for alloy wheels, I have a huge weakness for them!

One thing I notice as I get older, other than ever-increasing irritability, is that cars like Ferraris and Lambos have completely lost their appeal. I don't know, maybe it's the people that drive them, but I find them ever more pointless and considerably richer-than-yow.

I do like subtler expensive cars: Quattroportes and the like, and normal 911s (what's the stupid one with the writing on the side: WHY?!!) but a yellow Gallardo just doesn't do it for me. Seem to be aimed at rappers and WAGS, two things I loathe with a passion I wish I could conjur up for something positive! : )
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
like and normal 911s (what's the
stupid one with the writing on the side: WHY?!!)


2.7 Carrera stevied... has a sticking-up sort of ugly spoiler too. In its day an archetypal London Estate Agent's car, but as it happens also an all-time Porsche great... you didn't have to have the big logo on the side but for some reason an awful lot did...
car add ons that make you cringe - sierraman
"Baby on Board" swingy things my cringing is only exceeded by the "Little Princess on
board" ones...



and the sickeningly twee 'tiny person on board'-unless they mean there is a dwarf in the car.
car add ons that make you cringe - Armitage Shanks {p}
No - Ronnie Corbett on Board!
car add ons that make you cringe - Mad Maxy
Privacy glass on anything other than a stretch limo.

Do stretch limos really need privacy glass? :-)
car add ons that make you cringe - Chris M
I always hope the passengers are lucky enough to be up to something the rest of the world shouldn't see.
car add ons that make you cringe - a900ss
Privacy glass on anything other than a stretch limo.


Worse that privacy glass is that horrible 'Mirror film' that some people put on their glass!!!
car add ons that make you cringe - Bagpuss
The fake screw on (or rivet on) air vents that people put on the front wings of E36 and E46 BMWs. It's presumably supposed to make an unfortunately targeted 316i look like an M3. At least to its owner.

The other thing that makes me cringe is those bonnet modifications used to make the headlights look like they're frowning, by basically covering the top portion with a triangle of metal. Each to their own I suppose.
car add ons that make you cringe - Sprice
Lexus style rear lights on any car that isn't a Lexus (usually Corsas, Saxos and Clios). Exhausts the size of paint tin lids. Those metallicky-rivety looking tax disc holders. Those metallicky-rivety looking petrol filler flaps. The blue lights that glow underneath the car. HUGE spoilers.

And finally, destroying the looks of what was once a nice looking car to try and make it look cool when instead they look crap!
car add ons that make you cringe - mal
Wheel trims that carry on spinning after stopping the car.......why.......oh why????????
car add ons that make you cringe - drbe
Wheel trims that carry on spinning after stopping the car.......why.......oh why????????


So that we can rapidly identify them for what they are!
car add ons that make you cringe - L'escargot
what additions to cars make you really cringe?
my main one is Morse's Jag..........the vinyl roof really hits me in the face


At the time it was manufactured (approx 1960), vinyl roofs were very popular. 248 RPA probably came from the factory with a vinyl roof ~ unless you know different.

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L\'escargot.
car add ons that make you cringe - Andy P
The black vinyl roof on 248 RPA wasn't original - it was glued on (badly) by one of it's four owners before it was rescued from a scarpyard.

motoring.independent.co.uk/features/article315236....e
car add ons that make you cringe - stevied
Is my monkey air freshener acceptable? : )

My pet hate is stupid exhausts, and "dump valves". Why would you want your car to be noisier, esepcially if you have some 4 cylinder bean can? Wuffle wuffle..... perchuff. Neither of those noises (the first being a "sports" exhaust and the second a "dump valve") make me think "Wow you're a crazy individualist". They make me think "What a prat".

And whilst I am on the subject, why can't drivers of modified shoeboxes just sit at a junction and wait for a gap without revving their engines continously? Is it because their engines are so highly tuned that they can't afford to let them sit at idle? Yep, that must be it.

car add ons that make you cringe - L'escargot
The black vinyl roof on 248 RPA wasn't original - it was glued on (badly)
by one of it's four owners before it was rescued from a scarpyard.
motoring.independent.co.uk/features/article315236....e


You're right, but at least during extensive restoration work the vinyl was replaced ~ this time presumably to a high standard. tinyurl.com/2tzqcl
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L\'escargot.
car add ons that make you cringe - Mad Maxy
After-market mascots bolted to the bonnet. Saw what looked like a rider on a horse in the middle of the bonnet of a Rover 75 on Saturday. Big, hideous, and pedestrian unfriendly.
car add ons that make you cringe - Robin Reliant
Stickers that say I'd rather be Cycling/Motorcycling/Horse riding/ Surfing etc.

Do I look like I care?
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car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
>After-market mascots bolted to the bonnet...Big, hideous, and pedestrian unfriendly.

Yep. I especially wince when I see one on a Jaguar, since presumably Jaguar stopped fitting the cat ornament so as to avoid eviscerating pedestrians. How dim do you have to be to (a) not realize that and (b) go to the trouble of finding one and sticking it on?
car add ons that make you cringe - OldHand
'Shopping list' stickers down the side of the car. Meant to indicate all the modifications the owner has made to the car. That's bad enough but for the most part the companies advertised never even made parts for the vehicle they are stuck on.


Regarding the 'baby on board' stickers I was just 'skype-ing' a friend of mine who works for the fire service while typing this reply and he says that in his area at least they pay no attention whatsoever to them. So just an embarrassing affectation then, add them to the cringe list.
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
>>After-market mascots bolted to the bonnet....pedestrian unfriendly
>>
>>How dim do you have to be to (a) not realize that and (b) go to the trouble of finding
one and sticking it on?

>>

(a) Ask some members of the royal family!

(b) Another toothpaste type task?

I :-(((

car add ons that make you cringe - tr7v8
>After-market mascots bolted to the bonnet...Big hideous and pedestrian unfriendly.
Yep. I especially wince when I see one on a Jaguar since presumably Jaguar stopped
fitting the cat ornament so as to avoid eviscerating pedestrians. How dim do you have
to be to (a) not realize that and (b) go to the trouble of finding
one and sticking it on?

Not strictly true, the aftermarket ones have a breakable base so come off in an accident, the same as the Mercedes, Bently, Rolls Royce.....
car add ons that make you cringe - Round The Bend
Model of red Ferrari stuck to top of Laguna dash ......... as displayed by a berk in our company car park.
car add ons that make you cringe - Round The Bend
Retro Section

Tiger tails hanging out of petrol fillers
Windscreen sun shields proclaiming "Kev and Sharon" etc
Whiplash aerials (especially in green)
car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
And while we're in Memory Lane, how about Rover's fondness from about 1988-93 for painting the bottom half of the car in Undercoat Grey, regardless of the colour of the rest? Not strictly an add-on but anyway...
car add ons that make you cringe - SjB {P}
Almost as bad as that sickeningly twee "Tiny person on board" comes "Show dogs in transit".
Worse is "Pedigree (insert pompous breed name) dogs in transit".
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
Windscreen sun shields proclaiming "Kev and Sharon" etc



Private Eye years ago did a cartoon of a car swerving about with the windscreen labelled 'Brahms... Liszt'. Excellent.
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
After-market mascots bolted to the bonnet.


Don't agree. They can be terrific. Remember a small bronze dead robin on the bonnet of a Citroen DS Safari many years ago... beautiful.

Of course a big stork or crane with long pointed pedestrian-eviscerating beak is not so good.
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
'My other car's a (much more expensive heap of carp)' stickers... Neither a boast (because obviously untrue) nor a joke, so what's the point?
car add ons that make you cringe - SjB {P}
'My other car's a (much more expensive heap of carp)' stickers... Neither a boast (because
obviously untrue) nor a joke so what's the point?


Apart from my colleague who drove to work in a rusty Polo and enjoyed his Roller at the weekend, that is!
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
Did the Rolls-Royce have a notice saying: 'My other car's a rusty Polo'? That would have been a joke and a boast.
car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
My other car's a Porsche too.

Not sure if I actually saw that one or just imagined it.
car add ons that make you cringe - SjB {P}
For my early twenties sins, I had "Karters do it quicker" and "Karting carries a wealth warning" in the back of my MG Metro.
car add ons that make you cringe - Round The Bend
Would n't have thought that doing it quicker is n't the sort of thing you'd want to advertise!
car add ons that make you cringe - madf
I love "Baby on Board" stickers: describes driver mentality appositely.


madf
car add ons that make you cringe - mike hannon
Years ago on the way to work I followed a car with a sticker that said 'I'm using unleaded petrol for YOUR sake'.
At the time I was writing a weekly motoring column so I was able to vent my spleen in print!
car add ons that make you cringe - Marc
Some of these may be retro :

Rubber static strips trailing from rear of car (to prevent sickness apparently)
Cheap dangly air fresheners
Stick on dashboard compasses - useless
Aftermarket "Moss" alarms and accompanying window stickers
Fake stick on keyholes for the doors (not sure what they're for)
Pinstripes
Steering wheel covers - fake fur/leather whatever
Seat covers of any description but especially nylon
Non standard cheapo wheeltrims
car add ons that make you cringe - L'escargot
I love "Baby on Board" stickers: describes driver mentality appositely.


I always wonder why they don't put it on a seat instead of on a board.
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L\'escargot.
car add ons that make you cringe - bathtub tom
"Rubber static strips trailing from rear of car (to prevent sickness apparently)
"
SWMBO and me both suffer from electro-static shocks (must stop wearing the nylon knickers), and I won't hear a word against these. THEY WORK.

Many years ago, I got fed up with knocking the (more expensive) back silencer of the Vitesse on various lumps when reversing, and discovered the (cheaper) centre section fitted near-perfectly when reversed, with a few inches hacksawed off its length. The straight-6 yowl it subsequently made was luvverley. Was this an add-on?

car add ons that make you cringe - Robin Reliant
The fourth wheel is an unnescessary bit of bling that could be done without. Cars run quite happily with just one on the front, it is cheaper on tyres and located in the middle it evens up the wear on the road surface.
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car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
I have to argue for vinyl roofs especially on certain XJ Coupes, they were just right (in the 70s) Everflex made them IIRC ?

Can I reimstate Baby on Board now seeing as I doesn't appear that I was in a taste gap when I initially mentioned it ?
car add ons that make you cringe - George Porge
Fake bullit holes or similar with half golf ball attached

One of my old managers used to have a Volvo 240 saloon with 12 walking sticks in the rear window
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
I have to argue for vinyl roofs especially on certain XJ Coupes

>>they were just right (in the 70s) Everflex made them IIRC ?
>>

I agree . "The World's Fastest Vinyl Roof"
tinyurl.com/23kd24f
I was fortunate to drive (a moss sort of green) one frequently back in those days.

My WHITE 1600E had a superb black vinyl roof. I suspect it was an Everflex.
The sections were stitched together and the centre section also had some sound deading underneath which made the interior very quiet.
IMO and many others it was beauty.

car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
XJC achingly beautiful still, I want one....
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
jaguar.fiboy.com/XJ12C.htm?session=NSxF5x6OsTJn7Z4...E
Dunno if this was the link you posted henry, but this is a remarkable tale. I really want one now. The vinyl roof is just perfect.
car add ons that make you cringe - Marc
Faux gold tissue box holders and/or Panama hat(s) on the rear parcel shelf
car add ons that make you cringe - AlastairW
Faux gold tissue box holders and/or Panama hat(s) on the rear parcel shelf

Sorry, do I know you? You seem to be objecting to contents of my parcel shelf (though I prefer to call it my hat and tissue shelf) :-)
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
XJC achingly beautiful still I want one....


Agreed PU, but even prettier without the stick-on plastic roof.

Had a car once whose vinyl roof ripped loose at the front and flapped behind the car like Batman's cape until I tore it off and hurled it, farmer-style, into the hedge.

Wasn't an XJC though :o)
car add ons that make you cringe - PatrickO
I always thought baby on board stickers were meant to make people think twice about tailgaiting/driving too close. In this regard I would say they do work, if you are a bit close to the person in front you would increase your stopping distance to the car in front if you saw such a sticker. (Obviously everyone should be keeping the correct distance from the car in front at all times regardless of these stickers.)
car add ons that make you cringe - OldHand
I always thought baby on board stickers were meant to make people think twice about
tailgaiting/driving too close. In this regard I would say they do work if you are
a bit close to the person in front you would increase your stopping distance to
the car in front if you saw such a sticker. (Obviously everyone should be keeping
the correct distance from the car in front at all times regardless of these stickers.)


If I was the sort of idiot that tailgaited then a sticker wouldn't make me think twice about it. To be honest seeing a sticker like that would probably give me the incentive to tailgait even more as I could be sure that the person in front will be easily bullied out of the way to protect their 'precious' cargo.
car add ons that make you cringe - George Porge
How many time have you seen a car carrying the baby on board sign do a stupid or reckless manouver?
car add ons that make you cringe - Number_Cruncher
I always thought baby on board stickers....



Perhaps it would be more effective to have;


"Lawyer on board"


Number_Cruncher
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
NC.

One seriously wound up lawyer on board ! :-)
car add ons that make you cringe - Tornadorot
I have to argue for vinyl roofs especially on certain XJ Coupes they were just
right (in the 70s) Everflex made them IIRC ?


Did I read somewhere that the XJC *needed* a vinyl roof - to cover up the seam which existed because it was a standard XJ roof with a bit cut out the middle?
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
Did I read somewhere that the XJC *needed* a vinyl roof
- to cover up the seam which existed because it was a standard XJ roof
with a bit cut out the middle?

>>
I have seen this stated but do not recall where.
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
because it was a standard XJ roof
with a bit cut out the middle?



Yes and me, I think it was an Autocar or Motor of that era....
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
because it was a standard XJ roof with a bit cut out the middle?

>>

All the way from Aus. A very extensive site and photos on all Jaguars.
www.xjc.com.au/story.htm

In the UK market, air and manual transmission were optional, as were the choice of leather or cloth seats. All coupes were equipped with a black vinyl roof as standard equipment, except for the one which was specially produced for Jaguars Andrew Whyte.The actual reason for the standard vinyl roof was not clear, but contrary to urban legend it was not because there was a welded seam in the roof ! Most likely it was because the marketing folks insisted on it, as vinyl roofs were the flavour of the month in the automotive industry at that time. Whatever the case, many present-day owners have chosen to remove this feature. This could be due to the fact that the original Jaguar vinyl is no longer available off the roll. It is still available as spare part No: BD 42835, and I did in fact see one on my last trip to England in June 2000. With the vinyl...without the vinyl, either way they still look sleek, slinky and sexy!

car add ons that make you cringe - milkyjoe
tissue holder on parcel shelf usually red with gold trimming found mainly on mercedes and large asian built wannabee limos
car add ons that make you cringe - oilrag
Metallic paint
car add ons that make you cringe - OldHand
Metallic paint

On some cars of course this is standard.
car add ons that make you cringe - Botchit, Soddem & Leggit
Those novelty (I have somebody-trapped-in-my-boot) fingers from the late 80s.

In a similar vein "Garfield-trapped-in-the-door" fluffy toys

More recently, a slogan on the bottom of some girls Saxo. "deleted! DD

In fact any sort of number plate slogan or non standard plate.
car add ons that make you cringe - Westpig
More recently a slogan on the bottom of some girls Saxo. "deleted! DD

what a class act? Sure it wasn't a Vauxhall Chavette?


Good choice of car really, a Saxo, to have that sticker......i'm thinking what you do to a chicken on a Sunday
car add ons that make you cringe - Ian (Cape Town)
Worldwide phenomenon... the cruddy metal tissue box cover...

Must be immense fun to be hit by one in the event of a smash.


Likewise, those who put their builders' hardhats on the rear parcel shelf...
car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
...or even put parcels on the rear parcel shelf?
car add ons that make you cringe - henry k
... or even put or allow their beloved pooch to sprawl on the rear parcel shelf ?
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
Oh and while I'm at it, folded Hi Viz Jackets on the back shelf, Why do they insist on doing that ?
(Rhetorical question)
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
folded Hi Viz Jackets on the back shelf Why
do they insist on doing that ?


Hoping to be taken for off-duty or plainclothes plod?
car add ons that make you cringe - mal
>>>>>Oh and while I'm at it, folded Hi Viz Jackets on the back shelf, Why do they insist on doing that ?<<<<<

Because they are sad insignificant individuals !.
car add ons that make you cringe - SjB {P}
Ahem, politely, please:

tinyurl.com/yhvyk2 ;-)

car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
Lud and Mal are right though.
car add ons that make you cringe - bell boy
i find ten bob nobodies with clip boards more annoying than losers with hi-vis jackets on the parcel shelf
i also hate motorway maintainance stickers on itinerants vehicles
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
ten bob nobodies

Surely 50p nobodies. I had a clipboard today, but I hid it in the boot !
car add ons that make you cringe - SjB {P}
Lud and Mal are right though.


Of course, which is why I assume you wrote "rhetorical question"!
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
Yes ?


SWMBO has just bought red cushions for the back of the Golf. I am mortified and horrified. In all the years I've known her she's been the epitome of good taste. I'm sure she's reading these threads and has done ot to wind me up.
car add ons that make you cringe - bell boy
buy her a nodding dog to complete the shelf
pure class
;-)
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
Funnily enough we have a nodding dog, but left alone with those pillow things, they wouldn't last long... I have a cunning plan!
car add ons that make you cringe - DP
I saw a corker earlier.

Smart ForTwo, completely standard looking, except for a small addition to the rear of the car.

Just to the right of the Smart badge, in the same font, colour and style, was the word "Ar5e"

Gave me a chuckle anyway.
car add ons that make you cringe - mal
>>>>>SWMBO has just bought red cushions for the back of the Golf. I am mortified and horrified. In all the years I've known her she's been the epitome of good taste.<<<<<

And mine has a red tartan rug draped across the back seat of her car.........swiftly hidden when I have to borrow it!!
car add ons that make you cringe - Pugugly {P}
I have to confess that SWMBO had been using my car for a few days a couple of weeks ago and she left a "Bee Gees" CD in door pocket. This CD (if everything went well) is in a landfill site a dozen miles away. I have yet to tell her. I was parked next to a street bin when my hand rested on it when looking for my mobile phone....the rest as they say is history. That made me cringe.
car add ons that make you cringe - DP
I got in the Mondeo once after SWMBO had used it, and turned on the stereo to have my ears assaulted by Rick Astley!!

The CD is probably still on the central reservation of the M3 somewhere....

She nearly topped it with the Backstreet Boys a few weeks later.

Cheers
DP
car add ons that make you cringe - Ian (Cape Town)
A mate of mine once took his BMW into the dealer for a service, just before a long trip.
He'd emptied it of all tapes etc, and forgot to return them to the car when he picked it up.
He ended up driving 500kms with just one tape - Matt Bianco - which he strenuously denied was even his - he blamed the garage man!
Wap bam wap bam wap bam boogie!

Yes, the 80s was the time for cringeworthy music
car add ons that make you cringe - Brian Tryzers
>Yes, the 80s was the time for cringeworthy music

Funny how not that long ago people were saying that about the 70s - especially when comparing them unfavourably with the 60s. And yet now there's 70s music everywhere - Slade, Queen, ELO (hurrah!) - and the Beatles and the Beach Boys hardly get a mention. I wonder if the same will happen with Spandau Ballet and Frankie Goes to Hollywood in another ten years; I very much hope not!
car add ons that make you cringe - Round The Bend
Stickers Section

"Stop the blinking whaling" unless, of course, it is on a 2CV.
car add ons that make you cringe - apm
While we're on stickers, those ones in the 80's in italic script that read:

The (INSERT CAR NAME) Touch


Shudder!!!


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Dr Alex Mears
MG BGT 1971
Volvo 940S estate 1992
If you are in a hole stop digging...unless
car add ons that make you cringe - Ian (Cape Town)
Stickers Section
"Stop the blinking whaling" unless of course it is on a rusting, oil-leaking, pollution spewing, 2CV.


Fixed.
car add ons that make you cringe - Marc
Main dealers who afix a logo badge of their own above the manufacturer's or model badge - infuriating.

Not strictly an add on - but penny pinching dealers who won't go to the expense of new plates and use yellow and white stickers with their details to put on the original plates - tight or what.
car add ons that make you cringe - L'escargot
Main dealers who afix a logo badge of their own above the manufacturer's or model
badge - infuriating.


When I buy a new car I always specify "no logo badges and no window stickers". At one time I even contemplated specifying no advertising on the number plate but I thought that that was being petty.
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L\'escargot.
car add ons that make you cringe - mal
When I buy a new car I always specify "no logo badges and no window
stickers". At one time I even contemplated specifying no advertising on the number plate but
I thought that that was being petty.



If I were to have a dealer stick one of their badges on the bodywork of a new car prior to delivery I would be extremely angry. Do they not ask permission first?
car add ons that make you cringe - stevied
Yes...... there's a dealer in Cheshire, no naming and shaming, contains the name of an exotic fruit, they do the badge thing it looks AWFUL. And on such pretty cars too.
car add ons that make you cringe - JH
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know who you mean. Do they come off? Easily that is. My wife's dealer badge on a Cheshire Honda peeled off no trouble. Knowing they put badges on I'd specified "no badge" so I was narked, but when it came off so easily, what the heck. But if it hadn't...
JH
car add ons that make you cringe - Lud
And even if your car's actual real logo is unbearably embarrassing, a couple of swipes with a cold chisel and big hammer will at least fox it a bit....
car add ons that make you cringe - stevied
I don't know, never been brave enough to buy the makes of car that they sell, much as I'd like to!

: )
car add ons that make you cringe - milkyjoe
nodding dogs and such like on the parcel shelf are illegal in italy
car add ons that make you cringe - Marc
milkyjoe - are you a Mighty Boosh fan by any chance?
car add ons that make you cringe - milkyjoe
milkyjoe - are you a Mighty Boosh fan by any chance?

certainly am , seen them last year at the leicester de montfort hall ......brilliant!
car add ons that make you cringe - milkyjoe
not so much as an add on but ive seen a couple of cars in the past that have been hand painted with a 3" brush from wilkinsons using gloss at a guess!!!
car add ons that make you cringe - bathtub tom
>>cars in the past that have been hand painted with a 3" brush from wilkinsons using gloss at a guess!!!>>

Don't knock it! I know someone who did a fifty quid yellow Viva in silver Hammerite. It looked fine from more than ten feet away.
car add ons that make you cringe - JH
has anyone said wiper boots? Hard to keep track in such a long thread. A fool and his money.
JH
car add ons that make you cringe - hillman1 {p}
It may have been mentioned already but.... those awful plastic covers for tow bars that are tiny little horses heads! I followed one of these little animals for several miles today and gave us all a laugh!