Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Nsar
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6420741...m

Must be good for a few BR puns

Garage Was Taking the Hiss - henry k
I note the address was Histon Road and for goodnessnake it made a dash for safety.
Are Astras known for dead coils?
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - milkyjoe
it was probably trying to make babies with the windscreen viper...tee hee
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Dynamic Dave
Fortunately it was dead, as too many snake bites would have put the driver over the drink drive limit.
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Round The Bend
I heard that the car owner was a Civil Serpent.

......where's my coat?
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Tim Allcott
Fangs, everybody
Tim{P}
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Round The Bend
Silly asp!
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Pugugly {P}
An organic Cobra Alarm.
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - milkyjoe
there was a rattle(er) coming from under the bonnet
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - Pugugly {P}
"there was a rattle(er) coming from under the bonnet"

That'll be a worn fang belt then !
Garage Was Taking the Hiss - milkyjoe
i wonder if the vehicle involved was anacohonda civic (scraping the barrel here)