naff naff - colin
Glancing through some old postings here, I see that someone mentioned naff motors.

Until recently I thought the worst was the set of leopardskin seat covers I saw years ago on a Beverley Sisters' car. But one of my neighbours has the reg A 15 OPV, which has been tortured so as to appear as ALSOP V. To make matters worse its in a bizarre sort of cursive script, which must be illegal, and its on an elderly doom blue Corsa. I reckon the plate cost more than the motor.

Any other offers?
Re: naff naff - Donkey Hoatey
That horrible turquoise blue that VW are imposing on us.