Need Q-Car - dodo
Need a Q-Car for my job. Don't ask but its legitimate and government,, Any ideas? Thanks
Need Q-Car - tyro
Chipped Mondeo TDCi 130 LX?
Need Q-Car - Lud
Budget? If money is no object you have no problems.

Which government by the way?
Need Q-Car - Westpig
does it need to be fast, economical? what are the parameters? and are you 008?
Need Q-Car - MichaelR
E39 BMW M5 with SE front and rear bumpers, 17" wheels and '520i' badge.
Need Q-Car - Lud
Very sound suggestion. Or a semi-race-tuned V6 Mondeo with LX badging and appropriate steel wheels. Something along those lines.

But what do you have to keep up with or get away from? Can't help being curious. Don't expect an answer.
Need Q-Car - Aprilia
One of those Jap-import Subaru Legacys with twin-turbo three-litre engine.
Need Q-Car - barchettaman
Or one of those nutter Mitsu estates with 4wd and the engine out of the Evo.
And the badges removed.
Oh, and bring it back safely please, 007...
Need Q-Car - nortones2
Honda Jazz with 2.0litre 160PS engine? I'm sure HMG could afford the conversion.
Need Q-Car - 007
Ring me on my secure line.....I'm sure I can help you :o)
Need Q-Car - Manatee
Adapted slightly for UK...

ELWOOD: You don't like Mondeo TDCIs?
JAKE: No, I don't like it. (Elwood floors it and jumps over an open drawbridge)
JAKE: Of course, it's got a lot of pickup.
ELWOOD: It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile, or what?
JAKE: Fix the cigarette lighter.

As Lud says, if plenty of budget no problem.
Need Q-Car - Cab-maker
Heh heh. Elwoods 'Cop motor' won over Jake with its performance. I bought an ex-police Volvo V70 T5: 3 years old with 172K miles and a service history printout. 240bhp, silver in colour, no badges. It may be a bit big to hide among the traffic but it must qualify as a Q car. 150mph max, 0-60 in around 6.8 seconds and - more importantly - plenty of power and torque from 3000 revs to 6000, so excellent pick up and mid range acceleration.
Not supercar performance but fast and hugely useable performance.
Oh, and it cost me £5200. Only drawback is that it seems to eat front tyres (and I have had it lazer aligned)
Need Q-Car - nutty_nissan
Get an Aristo Vertex V300. Looks identical to Lexus GS300, but fitted with twin turbo engine ala Supra.

Also comes with 4 wheel steering, e-shift for gearbox and can easily be tuned to 500bhp. Dirt cheap too.
Need Q-Car - T Lucas
I've had one of those,it was the MK1 shape,and i can honestly say for a big car i have never driven anything with quite the same speed,power and all round performance,and i'm including M5s,quite an astounding vehicle.Mine was the Toyota Aristo 2.5 TT and from memory badged GTE,silly thing was to sell it in the UK i had to put a leather interior into it.(Luxery car must have leather!)
Need Q-Car - Avant
Skoda Octavia vRS and take the vRS badges off.
Need Q-Car - Pugugly {P}
Vectra 3.2 or an Omega MV6.
Need Q-Car - smokie
Pugugly has listed the car I just sold and the car I just bought.

They both fit the bill. The Vectra probably better, it's marginally quicker and as there are more Vectras around than Omegas the Vectra probably blends in better. Boy, is it quick for a run-of-the-mill looking car. I got the Elite rather than the more in yer face sporty versions.

I don't work for the government btw!
Need Q-Car - Kevin
Let me get this straight.

You're some sooper dooper seekrit agent and you're asking Backroomers for Q-car recommendations?

Where did I put my wellies?

Kevin...
Need Q-Car - nick
Predictably I suggest a Legacy 3.0R Spec B saloon. There are no badges other than 'Legacy' on the back and apart from the 18'' wheels looks the same as a 2 litre. No spoilers or fancy bits. Totally anonymous but goes like a scalded cat. It is quicker than the 0-60 suggests (6.5 secs) as the rev limiter only allows 5000rpm from a standstill but normally redlines at 7000rpm.
Need Q-Car - dodo
Local government - observation on housing estates etc More 006 and a half than 007!
My favourite to date is the Mondeo V6 in dirty white, steel wheels and no wheel trims, have about £1500 and a Szuki Vitara to spend. Thanks!
Need Q-Car - DavidHM
Below the radar even of people who look at Q-cars...

1. Looks exactly like a minicab;
2. Even the alloy wheels look like steel trims;
3. 210 (count 'em) bhp with a possibility of 30 mpg if you're not caning it;
4. Dirt cheap because of zero image;
5. You'll probably get leather, climate and maybe even satnav as standard.

Peugeot 406 V6 saloon.

tinyurl.com/hjhzg

I mean - look at it. Does it look even vaguely capable of 0-60 in under 8 seconds? This one's even in poverty spec solid green although it might actually have the 194 bhp V6, not the 210 as it's a changeover model.
Need Q-Car - dodo
Wow! Exactly right. thanks
Need Q-Car - DavidHM
Actually no, the 210 bhp engine only came in about a month after this one was registered although, with Coventry plates on it, it's quite likely to be ex-Peugeot and therefore could be earlier (e.g., my Coventry-registered Peugeot wasn't on sale for two weeks after its first registration.)
Need Q-Car - Vansboy
If it's a Q car - with some power, you want, judging by the fleet of The National Crime Squad & Mazda 6 2.3 Sport, wouldn't go far wrong.

But if it was a TRUE covert vehicle, wanted, some of the vans we've sold range from full liveried British Gas LDV's, to 'biulders'Transits to Maestros fully insulated inside.

But the best was an Astramax, originally Royal Mail owned, but purchased by DSSS & placed on secondment in the North East. It had blanked out windows in the rear, but had an 18'' hole cut in the loads pace roof to put camera & recording monitors through - how this was not noticed I'll never know!!

& we even had loads of documentation files, regarding it's operational duties left inside it, when we bought it!!

VB
Need Q-Car - dodo
Valid point re vans. I once had a drive in a Renault 5 van - the one with the big cube on the back. The original diesel engine had blown up and the owner was scrapping a Renault 21 with a 1721 cc 100+ bhp engine and he transferred the engine. It flew and was very popular until it was written off. I suppose an Astramax with an SRi engine would be a good covert vehicle.
Need Q-Car - Bill Payer
Local government - observation on housing estates etc More 006 and
a half than 007!

Why do you need something with highish performance - you're not seriously going to get involved in high speed pursuits are you?
In fact you're surely not even allowed to even exceed any speed limit?
Need Q-Car - bell boy
if youve ever been caught out on a stake out you would know how important a fast vehicle is if you are inconvenianced ;-)
Need Q-Car - Westpig
a white mondeo with no trims will look like the Old Bill.........steer clear of Vauxhall for the same reason...

anything Japanese, petrol for quietness, must have comfy seats if you're sat in it for ages at a time, air con a must for the summer, electric door mirrors ( so you can move them about easily without moving in the car)

are you going to be hiding in the boot? or is this going a bit too far?
Need Q-Car - M.M
So this is a Q-Car for the "housing estates". From what I've seen of the Police, Camera, Action type footage an untaxed Metro or Astra on Kuhmo tyres will pretty well outrun anything!

David
Need Q-Car - dodo
I invite the cynics among you to spend an evening with me -especially in a clapped out metro with bad tyres. Bought a 1994 VW Vento VR6 in dark blue for £1200. Will do the job just fine when de alloyed and with a coating of dirt. Those of you who offered contstructive advice thanks.
Need Q-Car - DavidHM
Sounds ideal. And quick. Incidentally the 406 I suggested sold at under a grand.
Need Q-Car - Sofa Spud
There should still be a few reasonable Peugeot 205 GTi's around. Slightly tatty and unwashed in white or gunmetal would be best - nimble for dodging through traffic too.
Need Q-Car - Pete M
I agree with barchettaman, the Mitsubishi Galant VR-4 in saloon or estate. The estates don't look at all unusual, so are discreet. Remove the two small VR-4 badges and it's very much a Q-Car. I think around 260 or 280 bhp, 4WD, ASC, AYC, 5 speed auto or manual makes it fairly nippy going A to B. In the UK, especially, hardly anyone knows what they are, so it's easy to keep a low profile as long as you stay away from the loud pedal.
Need Q-Car - DP
Rover 420 GSi Turbo (debadged) and a nice holiday.

www.austin-rover.co.uk/images/r8gallery_15.jpg

200 bhp, pips 7 seconds to 60 and you'd lose it in a car park.