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well dont tell anybody with an official clip board until youve made your first grand........
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I've decided to start my own business up.
Up where?
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Sound like a man who needs an accountant. Let me know if you do - I'me sure we can do a deal under the table, so to speak!
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No no no no no. You've all waded in and spoilt a perfect joke. I knew I shouldn't have left it to chance.
When I said "I've decided to set my own business up", one of you was meant to say "Doing what?"
To which my answer would have been "Selling sticky blue reflective strips for motorbikes".
I realise it doesn't sound particularly funny now but it did at the time...in my head.
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tinyurl.co.uk/nd5i ......... or try Halfords. Does it have to be blue?
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L\'escargot.
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I think the OP means "reflective"
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Blue: yes if possible. Goes amazingly with my bike and looks like the plod which is good. I know, I am really sad. But safety is first!!!
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Can you make siren noises?
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Can you make siren noises?
Can't even hear them. Apart from chainsaws, rubbish carts, screaming loonies and drunks and general traffic noise, it's a rare twenty minutes that passes here without plod or the fire brigade, conveniently placed half a mile and 400 yards on either side of our house, hurtling past with all guns blazing. You get used to it. And it makes you deaf.
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