motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
Interesting site:

So many bad cars, so little time. We take you through 10 of the most painful in motoring history


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motoring's top 10 flops? - Xileno {P}
Citroen SM was a great car, it wasn't the fault of the car that the oil crisis happened.

Surely the City Rover should be in the list?
motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud
Ford Edsel

Jaguar XJ220 (or whatever it was called)

Maserati Biturbo

These were actually cars that weren't as good as they were supposed to be, and were therefore flops.

Absolutely not Citroen SM or the pudgy and crude Pinto which sold in large numbers. As for the BMW 507, and its immediate predecessor the 503, they were beautiful, just cost too much.
motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
What about the Chrysler Alpine.

Voted European car of the year in 1977, then went on to get a reputation as a truly terrible car.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Chicken Vindaloo
A 2.7l Princess? Surely not! I thought they came in 1800 and 2200 form only.

More than happy to stand corrected but I spent a lot of time reading Dad's Haynes manual in the 18 months he had a Princess before it fell to bits.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Pugugly {P}
Surely cars like the Allegro, AMC Pacer etc.

Pricess only came in 2.2 and 1.8. - and it wasn't that bad. My old man had one it was quite a nice car, never let him down.
motoring's top 10 flops? - stevied
Yep, hence it's original "18-22" moniker.

My old man had one too in about 1982/3, a V reg one in red, 1.7L (they changed the smaller engine to a 1.7 a la Marina etc). Not a terrible car, I spent many an hour in it on family hols! Never broke down on any of the 4 continental trips we did, unlike the 1986 Fiat Regata we had in 1989 which overheated in the Alps with me driving. Anyway, we called it the Flying Wedge and I have fairly fond memories of it!
motoring's top 10 flops? - Armitage Shanks {p}
I suppose any list of 10 flops is likely to be more opinion that fact. I think it odd that the Ford Edsel isn't in it - it nearly wrecked Ford financially. I had an SM; apart from problems inherent with running the camshafts of a V6 with one VERY long timing chain it was trouble free. It looked good and they sold 15,000 units, according the man who says the Austin 1800/2200 also had a 2.7 engine! I had a 2200 automatic which was fine while I had it. Perhaps we should ask which BR members have owned how many of these 10 cars? I'll start the bidding with 2!
motoring's top 10 flops? - Roberson
Surely cars like the Allegro, AMC Pacer etc.
Pricess only came in 2.2 and 1.8. - and it wasn't
that bad. My old man had one it was quite a
nice car, never let him down.


Nope, the Princess also came with 1.7 and 2.0 OHC 'O' series engines too. I also don't think it was that much of a 'flop' since BL managed to shift over 250,000 of them including the later Ambassador. More advanced than much of the competition.

Others that sprang to my mind were the likes of FSO,s, Polski Fiats and Yugos. Ancient Fiat 'technology' re-badged and re-marketed as something new, but was so unrefined that rock-bottom pricing wasn't enough to shift them.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud
Actually Roberson the early Lada 1200 was an appalling piece of junk but rock bottom prices shifted quite a lot of them... point was they looked like Fiat 124s so weren't all that funny looking.

But they were still dogs. Thirsty, rust-prone, wouldn't stay in tune despite the absence of a vacuum advance on the distributor, tractor-like steering... You see them around even today. My wife learned to drive on one and loved it, but then she's stronger than she looks.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Xileno {P}
But there is a happy end to the story - a lot of those dreadful Ladas ended up being exported back to Russia.
motoring's top 10 flops? - johnny
Never mind the cars, what about the comb-over in the DeLorean pic?
motoring's top 10 flops? - thallium81
During the early 1970s I worked with a brilliant engineer who was a paid up member of the Communist Party, he would only buy Russian cars and had a Wartburg; when it expired he got another. If you turned right on full lock the offside front wheel sawed through the brake pipe. Horrible beast yet he praised it as the 'true peoples car'. Well it takes all sorts :-((
motoring's top 10 flops? - Collos25
Would only buy Russian Cars ,Wartburg were made in Eisenach in what is now the Opel factory in East Germany actually on the old border.The factory is overlooked by Castle Wartburg a lovely old walled town.
motoring's top 10 flops? - wotspur
The Allegro 1.0 ( all agro) was a classic car, it was my 1st car at 17, and lasted till 24, during which time i did over 65k miles,never got stopped despite doing typically stupid things.
Very comfortable and my one was very reliable.
I must admit though it looked a bit of a grandad's car
motoring's top 10 flops? - PhilW
"he would only buy Russian cars and had a Wartburg"

I hope his engineering brilliance was better than his Geography. Wartburg was E. German wasn't it? (Yes I know E Germany was a Russian "satellite state")
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motoring's top 10 flops? - stunorthants
I think one has to distinguish between a car which is a sales flop and one that was just rubbish.

I was reading a test report on the Peugeot 604 from 1983 and they were rating the turbo diesel one as one of teh best in its class, yet it didnt sell that well.
Plus, you have to consider how many cars were expected to sell too, as many cars were produced as figureheads for the company such as the Bugatti Veyron - hardly a flop yet apparently the car costs THEM money. So from a business point of view, the Veyron is a huge flop, but it was a bit of showmanship and nothing else.

True flops are not so much cars that didnt sell well, but those which didnt live up to their promise as cars.
A few spring to my mind but there are many more:

Triumph Stag, Rover SD1 2300/2600, Ford Probe, Rover 800 and Hillman Avenger.

motoring's top 10 flops? - Aretas
Sinclair C5 must come high on anyone's list.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Thommo
How about the Trabant. LITERALLY made of cardboard.
motoring's top 10 flops? - barchettaman
Ford Focus Mark II - what an uninspired followup to a groundbreaking design.
motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
Last shape Ford Granada, ugly compared to the former car.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud
How about the Trabant. LITERALLY made of cardboard.


PLEASE! Compressed fibreboard actually.
motoring's top 10 flops? - stunorthants
In east germany, the Trabant was all you could buy unless u had alot of money, so it was hardly a flop as it was a car many east germans aspired to - my grandfather was from east germany and had family over there who longed for a Trabbie - it was better than walking - a choice of a car or no car.
Obviously now we all know how rubbish it was, but you werent really allowed to tell an east german what he could have if he lived in the UK for example - when my father visted in the 1970s with my grandfather and my mums family, he was warned about discussing what material goods were available outside of the country or how things were different. My grandfather took his Zodiac on that trip and it was like the circus came to town - nobody had seen a car like that in a small town before.
So not a flop, no, just a rubbish car.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Avant
Interesting debate. There are perhaps two potential lists - the sales flops and the disappointments that promised much but for whatever reason didn't lie up to it.

This second list is of course subjective and therefore more fun, so here goes...forgive me, fans of the following;

Most Hillmans (Hillmen / Hillpersons?) - meant to be solid family cars but were underpowered, hard to start and unreliable

Austin Allegro - the successor to the pretty 1100/1300 should have been a hatchback, but was a dumpy saloon: this stupidity let in the success of the VW Golf and led to a lot of previously patriotic buyers going 'foreign'

Jowett Javelin - a long time ago this one: it looked great but broke down. Jowett didn't have the resources to develop it

Volvo 340 - bought by older people but it had the most ferociously heavy steering I've ever tried (a test drive was enough!)

Smart Forfour - a missed opportunity to be different

Renault Avantime - they could have developed this as a 5-door and not produced the Vel Satis - this would have saved one lot of costs and perhaps sold as being different

Peugeot 206 - sold well but disappointed so many who bought, whereas the 205 was much loved, and the GTI and the diesels are becoming modern classics

New Honda Civic - such a lot of good about this one, especially the diesel - but the lack of rear visibility is dangerous

Original Porsche 924 - looked a million dollars but under the bonnet there beat the heart of a humble VW van

Most TVRs (Thrills Versus Reliability) - you could be seduced by that wonderful noise but not actually get from A to B.

Y+I think that's 10!

Skodas are popular because of the reverse process - you expect a cheapish workhorse and get a good reliable car with a turn of speed.

And I think I'd defend the Trabant on the grounds that it didn't promise anything in the first place. But they chugged around East Germany for years and took some brave people out if it - belching blue smoke but reportedly not often breaking down.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Pugugly {P}
Most Hillmans

Glad you said that - the Imp's were cracking motors (though not reliable - superb engine), And the Avenger Tiger now that was a car ! Twin Webers - that car roared...
motoring's top 10 flops? - Pugugly {P}
Arrrgh Imps I meant Imps !
motoring's top 10 flops? - Screwloose
Pugugly

I always think an aberrant apostrophe looks better than a simple "s" when pluralizing acronyms and tradenames. Not classic usage; but when "they" wrote the rules, no-one had even heard of ECU's!
motoring's top 10 flops? - Number_Cruncher
Pugugly
I always think an aberrant apostrophe looks better than a simple
"s" when pluralizing acronyms and tradenames. Not classic usage; but
when "they" wrote the rules, no-one had even heard of ECU's!



I'm not sure if there's a definitive view on this, but I tend to avoid the extra apostrophe, so, for me, a number of electronic control units will be written ECUs.

My logic for this is that the abbreviation, particularly on a site like this, is well known, and there's no need to further signal the presence of the abbreviation by an extra apostrophe.

This then makes it simpler to use the possesive; e.g., "the ECU's control algorithm provides a richer mixture when the engine is cold".

However, I will freely acknowledge that I'm among the last who should be listened to when concerned with matters of taste, style, and English usage!

Number_Cruncher


motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud
NC and PU A+, Screwloose B-- this time I'm afraid.

IMHO of course.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Xileno {P}
An apostrophe should only be used to indicate possession or the omission of letter(s).

Renault's for sale. What the whole company? ;-)
motoring's top 10 flops? - Altea Ego
At the right price - yes

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motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
Another flop was an Datsun Cherry with a Alfa Romeo engine. Anybody remember that?

motoring's top 10 flops? - Pugugly {P}
Yes ! THe Nissan Cherry Europe, loads around in a puky green. Should have been a match made in heaven...
motoring's top 10 flops? - Civic8
Yes ! THe Nissan Cherry Europe,

You was either lucky with one or it broke you,same as austin/morris 1100/1300,the later I would say was the worst of all.
Apart from engine great unit,rest was rubbish
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motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
Was it not called a Datsun Cherry Arna?

Yes I drove one, it was rubbish!
motoring's top 10 flops? - Pugugly {P}
I think they'd dropped the Datsun handle but being British it took a while to take the mental leap. It was all a ploy by Nissan/Datsun to by pass the Italian import quotas by building cars locally. The Italians weren't fooled.
motoring's top 10 flops? - PhilW
For some strange reason, I always thought that ARNA stood for Alfa Romeo North America and that it was actually built somewhere deep in the south of Italy (probably to take advantage of tax breaks to develop industry south of Naples) and mainly for export to the States to gain export revenues - but I am probably totally wrong - can someone enlighten?
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motoring's top 10 flops? - Pugugly {P}
Yes South Italy (Hence Alfa SUD that was built in the same plant) where there was o ice or salt hence they became rusting hulks in a more northen climate, beautiful cars but oh so flawed. (wasn't there some mafia influence ?)
motoring's top 10 flops? - Ian (Cape Town)
Aaah, pug - what a reminder!
So far as I know, AlfaSud was opened to create jobs on the neighbourhood, BUT the Italian government of the time - a rather shaky coalition (what's new?) with leftist leanings - sourced the steel from their fraternal comrades in the old Soviet Union, to hel out the Soviet economy a bit...
Unfortunately the SovSteel was of such a poor quality, because the Russkis didn't have the technology to re-smelt (? is this the correct word?)it, thus leaving in a load of impurities.
Hence the well-earned reputation for starting to rust at the slightest dampness.
Locally, Alfa pulled out of the market around that time - depending on which version you hear, it was either because of the sanctions against apartheid OR because they had to get the hell out of dodge due to the thousands of complaints from rusting AlfaSud owners!!!
Their re-emergence into the local market a few years back wasn't a great success - people had memories of rustbucket cars, and were 'once bitten, twice shy', and then the cambelt-replacement moving-the-goalposts debacle really put punters off.
motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
PhilW, found this on Wikapedia;

"N12 series (1983-1986)Pulsar Cherry

Nissan Pulsar NXA more angular version was announced in mid-1982. This model was also built in Italy by Alfa Romeo as the Arna (named after the joint venture which created it, Alfa Romeo Nissan Autoveicoli), using Alfa Romeo engines. Confusingly, the Italian models were also sold with Nissan badges, in Japan as the Nissan Pulsar Milano and in Europe as the Nissan Cherry Europe. At Alfa Romeo, the Arna was meant to replace lesser versions of the popular Alfasud, but never had the Italian car's appeal. By this time, Nissan had more or less standardized its naming policy worldwide, so as a Nissan it tended, with few exceptions, to be known as a Pulsar."

motoring's top 10 flops? - PhilW
Thanks chaps!
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motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud
Was it not called a Datsun Cherry Arna?
Yes I drove one, it was rubbish!


Son did I, no it wasn't.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud
Was it not called a Datsun Cherry Arna?
Yes I drove one, it was rubbish!


So did I, no it wasn't.
motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
Don't let us forget the much 'missed' FSO Polski/Fiat Polonez fastback

"As a shape - designed with the help of Italian, American and British stylists - it had all the poise and elegance of a Portaloo. What's more, its creators rather missed the point of creating a practical hatchback by failing to give the Polonez rear seats that folded. The floorpan and mechanicals remained those of the 125P, so the Polonez delivered the same tardy, raucous and understeer-ridden driving experience."

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motoring's top 10 flops? - barchettaman
Massey, it´s been in production for 30 years so I don´t think it could be described as a ´flop´. A Portaloo yes, but a flop?

Just saw one yesterday in Frankfurt (on Polish plates). Not the prettiest thing I´ve ever seen.
motoring's top 10 flops? - massey
I agree with you, not a 'flop' but cheap and not cheerful.

British buyers thought they were buying a bargain but soon realised its resale value was zilch.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Altea Ego
Hey someone on that C4 site dissed the wartburg knight!

Damn cheek. Noise like a motorbike, a trail of smoke, porsche handling, and dirt cheap.

what else could any other teen yoof ever want in my day as a teen yoof

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motoring's top 10 flops? - stevied
My aunt had the Arna's cousin, the Nissan Cherry Europe.

I liked it! Not because it was a fantastic car, but because it was amusing to hear a baby-Ferrari noise coming from a dull-looking Jap hatchback! Again, not mega-ugly, just dull.

Quite quick for it's day too, it was an 83 A but she had it from about 87-93.
motoring's top 10 flops? - L'escargot
Most Hillmans (Hillmen / Hillpersons?) - meant to be solid family
cars but were underpowered, hard to start and unreliable


Well, I've heard some sweeping statements in my time but that must take the biscuit!

Cars were made under Hillman brand name from 1880 until relatively recently, and during that time there were quite a few different models ~ see tinyurl.co.uk/wmtt

To which particular model and/or era were you referring?

I worked in R&D for Rootes Group/Chrysler UK from 1964 to 1975 so I can speak with authority about that era. During my time with the company I must have driven dozens if not hundreds of Hillmans and other Rootes brand names, plus dozens of competitor's cars which the company had for assessment. The Rootes cars were no more nor no less underpowered, or difficult to start, than the competition. I can't comment on reliability because I don't have sufficient data.


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motoring's top 10 flops? - Collos25
Sunbeam Rapier was a lovely car as was the Talbot I also did many miles in a humber sceptre,they were certainly better than most around at the time.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Lud

>> Sunbeam Rapier was a lovely car as was the Talbot I
also did many miles in a humber sceptre,they were certainly better
than most around at the time.





Not exactly lovely, but one of the better British mid-market offerings at the time, handled more or less, had an overdrive gearbox as standard (so did the Sceptre) and looked, well, a bit flash and hairdressery actually.

Of course there was nothing whatsoever wrong with Rootes Group products. They were as good as most other stuff around at the time, and went in for nice trim. The firm just suffered the same basic problems as the rest of the British industry, went flaccid and got taken over.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Roberson
Whilst on the theme of Rootes/ Chrysler, this reminded me another one; the Talbot Tagora. An unusually styled exec saloon, which unfortunately for Chrysler/Talbot, offered nothing more than the established competition and sank without trace three years after introduction with the sale of less than 24,000 units.

What about the Citroen GS Birotor? Reliability problems and extreme thirst at the time of the energy crisis saw the end of that after 750 units. In fact, so much of a flop Citroen recalled and crushed them, in order to stop the need to supply parts.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Xileno {P}
Tagora was a Peugeot 604 in drag and given that model's lack of UK success, the Tagora was doomed before it even got here.
motoring's top 10 flops? - Roberson
Tagora was a Peugeot 604 in drag


Apart from the parent company and one of the engines, there is no connection between I don't think.
motoring's top 10 flops? - PhilW
Re Rootes group
Fond memories of my first car - a 1949 Sunbeam Talbot 90, bought in 1968 for £40 (doesn't sound much but probably quite a bit then given weekly earnings!) Had only done 19k in 19 years. Built like a tank, rusted like a water tank but when wound up went pretty well. Green in colour and rather nice and very comfortable light green leather upholstery. Permanent leak from the water pump even when replaced meant can of water always carried and when that ran out various other liquids used! You boast about your 18 inch wheels? This had 20 inch and it was a devil of a job to find replacement tyres (about every 100 miles it seemed - cross plies too)
Also remember a mate about the same time had a Singer Vogue (I think - sort of sporty Hillman Minx????) It went pretty well too, and spent many a happy evening racing him in my dad's Riley 4/68 (boy, the power of family saloons in those days!!) along deserted roads and forestry tracks on the N Yorks Moors. How we never came to grief is a mystery!!
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motoring's top 10 flops? - greenhey
What about the final Ford Granada with the big sad eyes .No amount of calling it Ultima helped
motoring's top 10 flops? - Manatee
What about the final Ford Granada with the big sad eyes
.No amount of calling it Ultima helped


I rather liked it, but no denying it was a flop. Can only have sold a few thousand, and most of those must have found their way on to the roads as nearly new via Ford.

At least the VM boat engine in the diesel was relatively immune to petrol, as I discovered when I put 50l in - ran a bit rough but no other effects apparent in the following 60,000 miles.
motoring's top 10 flops? - redviper
The Ford Probe was a flop - Even ford admitted so.

Altough Jermeny C Liked it a lot so much so he hated the Calibra which ok was just a Cavalier but the Calibra was so much better hence why it sold more.

Ste
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1983 (A) Vauxhall Astra 1.3L
1993 (K) Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0i GLS
1999 (T) Renault Laguna 1.6
motoring's top 10 flops? - JH
Avant,
at the time Hillmans were made weren't most cars underpowerd? The Minx was a well respected family car and was snapped up at auctions.
JH
motoring's top 10 flops? - Sofa Spud
My apoplogies if it's already mentioned but I couldn't see it on this thread, but....

The Lea Francis Lynx had to be one of the greatest flops. It was very ugly sports tourer supposedly styled by someone who's seen a prototype Jaguar Mk 10. But they got their interpretation wrong. 3 Lynxes were built and at their motor show debut no oreders were placed so the car never went into production. All three cars ended up in the ownership of the same enthisiast at one stage.

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motoring's top 10 flops? - Altea Ego
That is hideous!
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