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Mon 13 Mar 2006 10:23
cough cough - bedfordrl
In Midhurst on Sunday for an autojumble just walking back after unloading some purchases, (old pub stuff,managed to persuade the missus that the whisky etc would better in old optics and holders)and walking around a corner it was like the scene from one of those Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce (showing off because i can remember their names)Sherlock Holmes films where it is perpetually foggy," it was a real peasouper guv an no mistake"
As the fog receded so did a BMW !, why do they do that ? follow a cloud and normally a BMW will be atached to it.
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Mon 13 Mar 2006 20:55
cough cough - bedfordrl
Well iv'e noticed that older BMWs smoke a lot but you lot obviously have not.
How about this to see if anyone replys to this.
All new cars are crap !, you are all mugs following the carrot held by the manufacturers who tell you that their new model is better than the car you have on the driveway so buy it now, it will drive better and save the planet even though it took a lot of energy to make and people like me who buy your cast offs for peanuts and then drive them around for years at a fraction of your loss are the laughing one so there ya boo sucks.
Its fantastic how brave a couple of bottles of wine make you.
Iv'e followed for a while how you argue on who has more knobs, who has the better model and who has the most whizz bang electrics, well i do not care, i cannot and do not want to afford a new car, i rather have you lot buy them and lose all the money on depreciation.
Now i am going to bed and worry about what i have typed in the morning.
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Mon 13 Mar 2006 20:59
cough cough - Xileno {P}
Have a good sleep.
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Mon 13 Mar 2006 21:00
cough cough - bedfordrl
Thanks, good night.
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Mon 13 Mar 2006 21:18
cough cough - Pugugly {P}
Ah ! But if we all decided to not to buy new ones and drove our cars into the groud, there would be no cast offs for you to buy.

Go to page 321 of the hardback edition of Hitch Hiker's Guide to te Universe and see what happened to a certain spiritual being when He applied similar logic.

Glad to report that a 535d will present bedfordri with a cloud of blue smoke when floored - oh and the accelerator didn't jam open.
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