What is the funniest thing you have seen written on the back of a van/car/lorry ?.
I saw one that made me chuckle on the back of a large white van,it went as thus- Dirty van seeks bubbly sponge for wet,hot,soapy fun yippee.
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It was a sticker on the Police car in Snowdonia - "Support Mountain Rescue - Get Lost" I thought it was pretty brave of the crew.
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Written in the dirt on a white Sprinter ---
'I wish my missus was as dirty as this van'........
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No tools left overnight, only me when the missus has PMT!
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I read often, only post occasionally
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And followed up by"She is,mate,she is".Also seen "Cleaned by NHS".
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"More Drops Then Santa"
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it used to say your skid stops here on the back of my recovery truck,but i took it off as some people got to near for comfort to read it.
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Bumber sticker on a car in australia."If it wasn't for guns,we'd be speaking japanese"
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Not in the muck but part of the livery "***** &Co, London, Paris, New York and Matlock - but mainly Matlock"
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Phil
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Builders van in Leicester area :
"Patel and Patel. You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
Chris Muriel, Manchester
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Common on white vans, but always makes me smile "Also available in white"
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On the back of a plumbers van "Your blocked toilet is our bread and butter"
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The was (probably still is) a Plumbers called "All Cisterns Go".
Well I thought it was funny.
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Not in the muck but part of the livery "***** &Co, London, Paris, New York and Matlock - but mainly Matlock"
I think Delboy Trotter beat them to that one. For Matlock substitute Peckham.
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L\'escargot.
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Bumber sticker on a car in australia."If it wasn't for guns,we'd be speaking japanese"
Many a true word spoken in jest.
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L\'escargot.
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>> Bumber sticker on a car in australia."If it wasn't for guns,we'd >> be speaking japanese" Many a true word spoken in jest. -- L\'escargot.
Not sure that works. If there were no guns, then the Japanese wouldn't have had any either.
And if the sticker is a pro-gun thing, then I'd be interested to know how many civilian owned guns were used to repulse the Japanese too :)
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Not sure that works. If there were no guns, then the Japanese wouldn't have had any either.
But they were quite good at unarmed combat, ninjas & samuri & so on, IMRC of history the Japanese were a closed society in the 1800's and didn't embrace modern weaponry until the 1900's.
IMO if neither side had guns during WWII Japan would have wiped the floor with their opponents as they were so motivated by the Emperor worship thing.
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One mans junk is another mans treasure
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As a young boy i was visiting a school friend, his dads works van was parked on the drive
Written in the dirt was "Whale oil beef hooked" i said it out loud a few times, puzzled as to what it ment... Mean while my friend was shouting shut up shut up
(Only works if you say it out loud)
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Seen a few years ago right at the top of an Artic trailer "7 up is great.....Ask Snow White
Jim
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Works even better if you do an Irish accent.
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Nice one on the back of a filthy van on the A13 this week, 'washed by Stevie Wonder' totally unPC I know but it made me smile.
Cockle
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I 'sign wrote' the door of a lorry with the company name etc. in the dirt, complete with shadow 3-D effect - it impressed the mechanics and the vehicle was due for a re-paint but no one asked me to do the sign writing for real!
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On the back doors of an Irish registered artic. in the docks " Paddy , open this end".
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Picture someone e-mailed to me of number plate on van owned by drain cleaning firm: deleted - DD, but with different spacing...
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As previously mentioned in some of the other number plate threads on here:-
Before this thread desends to a level inapropriate to the BackRoom standard that we like to maintain -
that's quite enough of the more risqué number plates & van slogans please.
DD.
www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?v=e&t=36...9
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8< SNIP 8<
What part of the message I posted above are you finding hard to grasp?
DD.
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The aggressively driven white van (complete with steroid-popping tattooed skinhead behind the wheel) that cut me up some weeks back - all irritation was wiped out by my guffaws as I read the message in the muck "I AM THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE". Sweet!
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andymc
Vroom, vroom - mmm, doughnuts ...
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The van had on the back a big arrow at the top pointing downwards.
The words underneath were something like
Just be aware!
Your skid stops here!
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Undertake written on the left rear door and Overtake on the right door.
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What\'s for you won\'t pass you by
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Seen written on the back of a very dirty white (I think) van.
Do not clean, seeds planted.
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Seen on a particularly mucky local van 'Cleaner than a ward at RD & E' (our local hospital). A sign on the back of a courier lorry had a big picture of a baby with the slogan 'We can deliver anything except these' or something similar! Finally a quote on the side of another courier van which I quote frequently , 'A promise is nothing unless it is delivered' - very true to life I think.
DB
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