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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
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Tue 2 Aug 2005 12:26
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest - johnsnc
I don't think I have ever read a more amusing (motoring related) sentence than the winner of the 2005 award .
www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm
Some of the other entries are well worth a read too !
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Tue 2 Aug 2005 19:03
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest - Pugugly {P}
Gawd.
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